₦airaland Forum

has anyone of you talking gibberish with their stinking mouth, has anyone of you fallen off an okada before? Looks like non of you have, if you have, noone will teach you to make every effort to put on an helmet whenever you ride on one, you no go even need any government to make any pronouncement before you begin put your own helmet for head for your own safety. Na foolish people they wait for government to make laws about safety before they know or learn to keep themselves safe. Abi, na fashola dey ride for the okada? na I'm head go break when I'm fall down from okada? Abi no be graze dey worry all of una wey dey blame the use of helmet? Another case na d case of seat belt, na only Nigeria i see people that are supposed to be learned, drive their cars without the use of seat belts, how absurd.

You see, Nigerians are so much of a foolish people, that you begin to wonder why God created them.

The same way those who doesnt live in Nigeria have this warped idea that everything Nigeria is bad, and not worth associating with, so also, those in Nigeria dont want to associate with anything Nigeria.

@Poster

Wait for her, because you shall be heavenly rewarded.

Naija people.

Even top government officials in the UK ride on their bicycles and it is against the law if you ride on a bicycle without a protective helmet, so they use it, now, they introduce the same thing in Naija and people have become to make nonsense comments, isint it for your safety? Between your head falling into somebodies pot of soup or being used for ritual and the head getting crushed and flat by a moving molue, which one will you prefer?

at least for the pot of soup, it is still useful, but when it is crushed, noone will even dare want it for ritual or for pot of soup.

Okay, ladies often use this line - "Lets just be friends", this is usually after asking her out.

what do they realy mean?

Do they mean:

1. Lets be friends, no commitment or anything serious, but we can be foking ourselves when there is the chance

2. Lets be friends, no sex, no commitment, no nothing.

Tell me o, before I miss my chance.

LOOK HERE!

EVERYONE HAS GOOD WORDS FOR YOU, ME I DONT O, I WISH THAT DIK OF YOURS JUST BREAK INTO FIVE PLACES WHILE YOU ARE STILL CONTEMPLATING THIS EVEIL ACT OF YOURS. LOOK, DEM SAY NA ONE WORD DEM DEY TELL WISE MAN, WHEN THE WORD REACH INSIDE, IT MULTIPLIES INTO SEVERAL PLACES - LOOK, ME I DON TELL YON, IF YOU JUST TRY IT, NA SO U GO SEE THAT YOU DIK BEGIN WITHER FOR YOUR LEGS, THEY ROT, DEY SMELL AND THEY OOZE OUT BLOOD, I DON WARN YIN.

@Poster

Tell her to mail you pictures of her female Instruments - boy or boy, then send it to us on nairaland, we will help you determine if she loves you or not, depending on the shape of the breast and the angle to which the nipples are pointing.

you be real mumu - you think say una dey date? abi? all these time, you see her panties at all? or you see the colour of her pussie? how you go just assume that kind of thing? u r a duckling.

Good man - God bless yah.

Stupid comments.

This is a simple case of mis understanding between two corporate bodies, they should go to court, why is EFCC involved in the first case?

Stupid.

This is a welcome development - anyone who is crying shld go and eat banana and pap for breakfast, gaari and juice for lunch and amala plus water for dinner. Mr Rotimi, thank God for your life o.

Do you count yourself more American or British more than being Nigerian just because you have been granted dual citizenship of Britain or America and Nigeria by birth? which one do you realy think you still belong?

Nigerians - anytime any small thing is amiss, they start calling their country all manner of names, why?

because they want to know where you are- dull head!

u r a duckling.

@Kobojunkie

I wish I can send one to your butt hole right now, I mean as we speak, but when you get to your church, aint no pastor gon say you are blessed, I mean when you open your butt hole for all to see the stray bullet, I mean, all persons will take off on their heels and screaming, u are not blessed. boy oh girl!!!!

Even your so called America is still barbaric and they still shoot thieving niggers and kill them thru lethal injection - so, big deal, if King is guilty as charged, then, let the nigger roast in hell for the ding dong souls of the niggers he killed. word!