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bailout what? Low blood pressure is a disease as well as high blood pressure.

Tell him to go back to the hospital for necessary medications.

Treetop20:
how is she bush? she is being truthful and you call her bush?
how many people can afford to get good health care in Nigeria?
even the president has to travel outside the country to get that
we are talking about average citizens in Nigeria!
if you don't have connection then you are screwed big time!
what is the future like for the graduates? NOTHING!
so i will miss everything about abroad

Who told you, you are a sorry case.

u r nothing but a fool then.

*Toyinrayo:
Se epo gbigbonan nta si yin lara ni, abi ewo lo de?
I'm saying I'll miss my campus and the safety it assures me.
No cults, no drama to bother me.
Lol, some of us don't have to bribe our professors to give us that grade. Because it's unlegalized.
Not saying all the students in naija goes through that. . . .but we both know what goes down in some campuses, dnt we?
Meaning, I'm assured that if I finish my education with excellency, I wouldn't have to worry about carrying diplomas around in a country with barely any job to offer.

I know that it's hard to get jobs in US right now, but it's not as bad as Nigeria.
I've been to Nigeria. Been to different states. Oh plz,dnt start lecturing me on how good Nigeria roads are.
Nigeria got nothing to write about with its dirty roads, but I gotta admit, upper north got sth going on.
Lol, it would be a tragedy to wear heels in naija. . . . unless one likes her heels stuck in muddy steeply road.

Lol, dnt let me even get started on the amount of space between cars, the screaming and cursing among drivers while on highway. Can ou truthfully tell me it's safe to drive in Nigeria? 
Thank you, that's what I thought.
Lol, I've been around south/south west Naija.

I thought I was practically cooking the last time I went to Lagos. The buses were packed, so hot, and the screaming and huffing and puffing didn't help either.
Thank you
lmaoooooo. . . .Malls for me, is a place to shop and interacts with friends.
The cafe is lovely, different brands, dressing rooms. Have you been to Ross and Macy's, then you'd know what I mean. Not the kulikuli rip off shops in naija

Is someone bitter?
Got nothing to say? when you stop wondering, let me know. . . .
By the way, tell me the mall in naija where you there was a sale, and where you can return unwanted goods. I'd so love to visit that mall.
arrrg, why you dey put my secret out like that? na dried leaf I dey use. omugo

On a serious note, can every body in Nigeria afford daily toilet paper and tissue paper?
Who asked you to give in and type?
Give up on yourself. . . .because you've made no point.
But it's not too late.
I stated what I'd miss and you're bleating. ,  . .which one concerns you? If all I listed is in naija, simply let me know.

By the way, have you even answered the thread?

This bush person don come again.

cheat on him too, abi you no get pussie?

its easy these days - just walk to the lady and ask her in a straight forward manner - aske her, please, can we be foking ourselves.

Whats wrong with bringing Starbucks to Nigeria for God's sake? whats wrong with Nigerians?

The problem with Starbucks is it is a coffee shop, it thrives in America/Europe because people need to drink cofee because of the weather - but in this part of the world, it is already hot, so why will you drink cofee in such a rate to make gains?

Nigerians in my opinion just talk out of nothing, nothing and nothing,

*Toyinrayo:
Campus
Education
Reason for furthering my education
Sanitary environment
safe road
road rules/road signs
Clean water
A/C
Beaches
Malls
sales (holiday sales etc)
Returning unwanted items 
Stabilized power system
backyard
Tissue paper, toilet rolls
swipper mop
Cool housewares/ electronics
Reliable police force
Sexy men
Stabilized TV networks
HD Tv screen
Unlimited texting/calls
sanity
a nice, quiet walk
Parks (Bush Garden Africa, Universal etc)


And many many more

Campus
Ok - you are saying, no campus in your home country or what?

Education
People don't go to school except abroad?

Reason for furthering my education
Meaning?

Sanitary environment
Where do you live when you are not abroad?

safe road
Again, where do you live?

road rules/road signs
Looks like you live in the bush?

Clean water
Hmmmmmmmm

A/C
Now you make me wonder where you are from?

Beaches
You are a bush person

Malls
Again - this is why people get denied of visas.

sales (holiday sales etc)
I wonder o

Returning unwanted items  
Sho??

Stabilized power system

backyard

Tissue paper, toilet rolls
This means you have been wiping your butt with water or what? You are realy a bush lakula.

swipper mop
Cool housewares/ electronics
Reliable police force
Sexy men
Stabilized TV networks
HD Tv screen
Unlimited texting/calls
sanity
a nice, quiet walk
Parks (Bush Garden Africa, Universal etc)

In short, i give up on you.

ask yourself, Mr Dik Head.

so? Big deal?

@poster - you need to sharpen your skills and your dik,

so go to enugu and see if you have been sent to school in yola and migrate to kebbi before deciding to finish up in rivers state and marry your wife from imo state instead.

you are my p enis.

@Poster

So you are more intelligent than the government or what?

so?

dont you know that you are lucky? Because the bible says, in the last days, five women will run to a single man to beg him to marry them, even if only to bear his name - you stay here dey talk say him no know book.

damiso:
Sheeeesh why the gloating?and who told you there wont be no place for them in Nigeria?I have followed your posts and you seem like the sort who would rejoice at other people's misfortune?Why not spare a thought for those people in NIGERIA who are being supported by this people?I know loads of families whose breadwinners are these people you are gloating about.Nigeria is a paradise we know ati gbo. People don't lose their jobs in nigeria,everybody in nigeria has 10 million naira in their savings acct we have heard.

Who you be? You wan fok me also?

the problem with Nigeria is Nigerians - just check NairaLand and you will agree.

Kobojunkie:
@Poster, I actually expected some new information on where the project stands today. Please, this project, like so many white elephant projects we have had in that country, has been years on hold. Can we please wait to get NEW news to post next time? Some of us as really disappointed that yet again, another good idea sits and rots in the bin for years.

Only bastards uses their left hand to point to their father's house.

very ugly looking wig.