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Emeka71:
Some people shall think that is the hotel of Peter Obi.

na tinubu urchins, that's the way they reason.

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Ladies Simps and alpha gentle men,

Let's welcome the Op with a hot and resounding clap ovation, for he's a real niggarr



HOLY SHIT!!!

Kagd10:
Coming to your village you mean.

More rivers plz

daygee12:
U can see u are Obidient to man(Peter Obi).

Zombidiot

Cry me more rivers plz,

Kagd10:
Peter Obi was part of Jonathan's administration which led to the fall in naira in Jonathan's last year albeit Buhari didn't help matters, especially in his second term.

Meanwhile, Tinubu didn't rule you or your papa. With what Tinubu did in Lagos, he's the best man for the job. Heck that was what he studied and graduated as a first class in.

Obi is coming, Obi is coming, Obi is coming!!

Plz cry me more rivers

Yeah Mr just, you're absolutely correct because we re taking over this country from these greedy ancestor's..

Very good and bravooo!!!

Louder Mr man,

Urchins right now

Who be this one kwan?


Mtchwwww

Who be this one kwan?



Mtchwwww...

udofia234:
A girl that is not into you won't look at you secretly and when your eyes meet she quickly removes her eyes!!! I bet guys she's into me

Still be deceiving bad mumuing ur self, you'll think this gender don't know what they're doing until u fall in their web, then ur third eyes go open and by then it's late.

I no say nothing wey anybody talk dey enter ur head because u don already made up ur mind that dive in to her.

Sweet girl no listen to any distraction from anybody or let it discourage u.

We, the good ones are here to learn from what we don't know and make some corrections on our lives.

Update me when u come back so I can follow.

Na their way, it's just a week and all this is happening and u nob reason any other thing than relationship/s*x with her?

Be mumuing ur self until she Blackmail u with sexual assault and take ur post then ur eyes go clear..

First distance ur self from her for now, be watching her from afar and see how another dude will fall in her trap, girls of nowadays are something else.

Is just a matter of time before he becomes a goner .

Poor him

Traore be forming "Putin of burkina-faso


E go soon clear for him eye's

Chibueze90:
Guy you nailed it...
Na so my supposed gf served me breakfast last 2 weeks because I sent my two bank accounts with #600 in them when she requested money to fill her cooking gas, while hiding my main bank account from her just to test her....
Two days later, she sent me a message that she is no longer interested in dix relationship anymore after 1 yr of dating oo...
After that day, I fear women d more, what if na only 600 I get nko, hmmmm
And she knew that I am a university lecturer wey never receive shishi for 7months o... Ma dat one vex me d more...
After I read her message, I just replied her " No wahala, I wish you d all d best, Goodluck!!!..
Fear women
I swear

Yeah I can relate, lot's of them are that way and reason why it's good to taste ur so called girlfriend's loyalty, e get why..

Las las everybody go swallow breakfast .


Do u want to tell me that if it was dongote, adenuga, or queen Elizabeth's ii son's that she would say that?

Dude focus an make money, a lot of women are opportunist, and majority of them uses psychy to determine a man's future whether or not to continue with him, and how they do I don't know.

Fear this gender for ur mental health Op..

Odunharry:
1. The fat kid was always the backman.

2. The owner of the ball decides who plays.

3. Penalties awarded only if injured player curses a lot.

4. The match only ends when everyone was tired.

5. No matter how many goals you score, the winner will be determined by the
last team to score.

6. No referee and lines men except in case of competition ref will be appointed.

7. If you don't participate in repairing the ball you were given a match ban

8. If you're picked last, you're a loser.

9. The guy who's never picked was to
fetch the ball from the tree/gutter/other compound when it got stuck,under the
car or tunnel to play in the next game.

10. When the owner of the ball gets
annoyed, game over.

11. the most skillful player get automatic
selection.

12. Also if there was too much argument,
we will throw the ball in the air, the team that gets it continues with the game.

Hahaha comrade ur head dey dere , what a momory.

An emotional nostalgia chai good old days.

VTJN:
Lol

Op is completely wrong and she should look for means to apologise ASAP

However, using Op line of story to generalise that women cannot take what they dished out for MEN is totally wrong

Even a blind person knows that we live in a patrachial society (Nigeria)

The rate at which men treat women is quite absurd


Rapist
Domestic violence
Physical abuse

I'm sure you know women (single and married) are most victims of the above mentioned social vices

I don't have to argue much on that with you bro

We have mothers, sisters, niece et al make we try dey talk truth abeg

Bro nawao for u oo, just now now u don enter bush

For that u no be comrade again .

Fahvvy:
You had an argument with your hubby over the phone...
You hung up on him before he could say his peace...
Avoided his calls consecutively for 4days...
Cut him off completely for 9weeks...

And then out of the blues, you send a completely unrelated message without first trying to resolve the old issue and you expect him to be cool with that?
You expect to just come through for you because you finally reached out to him?
LMAO ...

My dear...
The same way you took the initiative to start this matter is the same way you should take the initiative to end it...

The fact that you felt comfortable cutting your hubby off for 9 full weeks is proof that this is not the first time you have given him the cold shoulder over minor issues such as this and so Oga is fed up ...

Oil dey ur head comrade, and God bless u.

U can imagine her boldness , like as if she has the monopoly of rudeness.

I keep saying this, women can't take quarter of what they dishes out to men, and for the that I congratulate all men for being a man.(Strong)

Make I reserve space for the red pillers Dem










































Take it easy niggarrs

jumper524:
The day I started playing sport bet.
It got worst when I tried to stop it.
Today am a free and easy going sport gambler.
I gamble for fun not to make money.
No longer addicted to it..

I can relate bro, that shit squeezed life outta me more especially the virtual bet, but I'm glad and proud of myself that I do that shit not more except betting on normal games.


All thanks to God..

The constitution itself is confused as APC ,

Las las every tribe go go there ways.

smokeyupu:
FROM MY PERSONAL EXPERIENCE, WOMEN ALWAYS WANT TO KNOW WHATEVER YOU DO FOR YOUR PEOPLE BUT ALWAYS PUT A LID ON ISSUES CONCERNING THEIRS. THEY ARE UNUSUALLY BIASED...

exactly bro.!!

Just like my gf, her her brother bought and changed some few house apparatus, I asked her how much her brother bought those things, she said she doesn't know. After few months, her brother again got a new car and I asked her again but she said she doesn't want to ask her brother such question, mind u she's very close to her brother and I'm asking her all that to be inclined generally in the market world just in case I needed to get some for myself.

Just last month I changed my phone, a very classy one for that matter that isn't up to 200k, boom my girl beging dey heep me questions, where did I buy it? I told her, when? I told her, for how much? I told her. But the one wey make me change am for her was she asked me how did I get the money?? Omo I mad oo. Since then she just dey on low the play emotional victim but me no dey even see am..

Very baised set of people..

Very good topic, me I've not really understand what that verse really means.

I doubt if this topic can make fp

The gods must be crazy at her statement

This reminds me of a popular saying that goes like this,:-

No matter how careful or what u are, it won't stop what will happen from happening.


An end of an era to the beginning of a new era after the passing of the Queen, it Conotes a lot.

GODPUNISHALABI:
na only fool dey gamble against computer. ..those guys dey senseless

yeah man u re correct,bi was once there mugu thinking I'll win them, las las Dem win me back to back and almost rendered me, but the moment I realized say u no fit win Dem no matter how u do ur math, I quite and till today e no dey come my mind.


I'd rather play life match than computer bet.

Na those die-had gambler for virtual bet wey man city go dey for home with 1.35 odds to win 9.25 odds at away and Dem go swear say if man city no win this match make I naked , las las 9.25 odds go Woop man city 0:4 at away, na Dem be this

Virtual bet wey dey pain pass breakfast, wey dey carry person future do ritual .


O boy forget oo , experience be the best.

Samakus:
Women usually think they're smart but the sad truth is that quite a number of them aren't

exactly bro, they think they've got it all figured out but no they don't even know a shit..

Na so my girl go put password for all her messaging apps, few time I tried having her phone na so she go the tense so I never asked about her phone again, though it's been 3 years we re together. So it happened few days ago when she wanted to have her way with me and I refuse based on personal reasons and with strong evidence which I told her but she doesn't understand and still making demands, so after few days I was with her talking and she was giving me cold treatment and all but I no send her because my mind was already made up, after she notice say I no send her,she came close to me and said she want to ask me a serious question, I said fine go on. The question was, ARE YOU SEEING SOMEONE ELSE?? I looked at her and boorst in to laughter, I told her no why? She said I'm not serious with her and that she feel used blah blah blah blah blah and all, I now sat her down and educate her what a serious relationship should look like and not when someone passworded all her messaging apps only God knows why? Immediately she was cold, I don't know what she was thinking all this time or maybe she thought I was a fool or it isn't a big deal for me but hey girl it's a big deal for me and passwording ur phone even while we re together is a very big red flag for me.. bro make stop here because I topedoed her left and right sotey she begin look for pity..

So what I'm trying to saying is that they don't know shit..