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Re: Monkey Post: Gone Are Those Days!! by Badooguy: 11:47am On Sep 30, 2022
This guy go wicker, i swear
Tunechi5:
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Re: Monkey Post: Gone Are Those Days!! by valentineuwakwe(m): 11:48am On Sep 30, 2022
Good old days
Re: Monkey Post: Gone Are Those Days!! by Guderian(m): 11:48am On Sep 30, 2022
3 3

i one i two
Re: Monkey Post: Gone Are Those Days!! by Odunharry(m): 11:48am On Sep 30, 2022
PS712:



No. 10, the Funniest of all, I can relate. cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
You better don't make that guy angry or else you are all ready to go look for another ball or buy another ball immediately.

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Re: Monkey Post: Gone Are Those Days!! by crackhouse(m): 11:50am On Sep 30, 2022
This is one of the sacrifices we made in those days

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Re: Monkey Post: Gone Are Those Days!! by BalogunIdowu(m): 11:52am On Sep 30, 2022
firstking01:
If you never played monkey post you never played ball...esp five aside...

Four side you mean

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Re: Monkey Post: Gone Are Those Days!! by Sheuns(m): 11:52am On Sep 30, 2022
firstking01:
If you never played monkey post you never played ball...esp five aside...

You played 4 post?

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Re: Monkey Post: Gone Are Those Days!! by dewayway: 11:52am On Sep 30, 2022
Though we all know it as monkey post but literally it's called mocking post.
Re: Monkey Post: Gone Are Those Days!! by greatnationmedi(m): 11:53am On Sep 30, 2022
grin grin grin grin grin
Odunharry:
1. The fat kid was always the backman.

2. The owner of the ball decides who plays.

3. Penalties awarded only if injured player curses a lot.

4. The match only ends when everyone was tired.

5. No matter how many goals you score, the winner will be determined by the
last team to score.

6. No referee and lines men except in case of competition ref will be appointed.

7. If you don't participate in repairing the ball you were given a match ban

8. If you're picked last, you're a loser.

9. The guy who's never picked was to
fetch the ball from the tree/gutter/other compound when it got stuck,under the
car or tunnel to play in the next game.

10. When the owner of the ball gets
annoyed, game over.

11. the most skillful player get automatic
selection.

12. Also if there was too much argument,
we will throw the ball in the air, the team that gets it continues with the game.

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Re: Monkey Post: Gone Are Those Days!! by Chris2863(m): 11:53am On Sep 30, 2022
Op,! It’s not a monkey post but a mocking post
Re: Monkey Post: Gone Are Those Days!! by AllDModsAreMaad: 11:54am On Sep 30, 2022
If you no play this game as a kid(boy), forget you missed a lot.

I still remember one long range goal I scored back in those days.

cheesy grin

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Re: Monkey Post: Gone Are Those Days!! by chymeze: 11:54am On Sep 30, 2022
Odunharry:
1. The fat kid was always the backman.

2. The owner of the ball decides who plays.

3. Penalties awarded only if injured player curses a lot.

4. The match only ends when everyone was tired.

5. No matter how many goals you score, the winner will be determined by the
last team to score.

6. No referee and lines men except in case of competition ref will be appointed.

7. If you don't participate in repairing the ball you were given a match ban

8. If you're picked last, you're a loser.

9. The guy who's never picked was to
fetch the ball from the tree/gutter/other compound when it got stuck,under the
car or tunnel to play in the next game.

10. When the owner of the ball gets
annoyed, game over.

11. the most skillful player get automatic
selection.

12. Also if there was too much argument,
we will throw the ball in the air, the team that gets it continues with the game.
That number 8 and 10 sha grin grin grin
Re: Monkey Post: Gone Are Those Days!! by Josephkabila12: 11:54am On Sep 30, 2022
Dat year for choba waterside in Portharcout

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Re: Monkey Post: Gone Are Those Days!! by AllDModsAreMaad: 11:54am On Sep 30, 2022
Sheuns:


You played 4 post?

That one na confusion game. grin

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Re: Monkey Post: Gone Are Those Days!! by Beckham14: 11:54am On Sep 30, 2022
internet:
i know ur type na noise ur type sabi make. see person wey get 2 left legs say him sabi aim post. waste pipe!
Still mistaking me for your Dad. smiley
Re: Monkey Post: Gone Are Those Days!! by SouthSouth1914: 11:57am On Sep 30, 2022
Ikpeabujo:
monkey post tin on point

2 corners equals 1 goal!!

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Re: Monkey Post: Gone Are Those Days!! by Odunharry(m): 11:58am On Sep 30, 2022
chymeze:

That number 8 and 10 sha grin grin grin
Lol number 8 mean the persn is Otu(not good like the rest picked to play first). In rare cases, some might just decided to wait for the first set while they watch the other team battle. The koko is play first and win as many set as possible or else before e go reach your turn again, ball Don Comot for ur body

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Re: Monkey Post: Gone Are Those Days!! by Jones4190(m): 11:58am On Sep 30, 2022
Tunechi5:
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this one want sacrifice two ball to protect one
Re: Monkey Post: Gone Are Those Days!! by Blackman101: 11:58am On Sep 30, 2022
Gone are the days
Re: Monkey Post: Gone Are Those Days!! by adekunleogun: 11:59am On Sep 30, 2022
Odunharry:
1. The fat kid was always the backman.

2. The owner of the ball decides who plays.

3. Penalties awarded only if injured player curses a lot.

4. The match only ends when everyone was tired.

5. No matter how many goals you score, the winner will be determined by the
last team to score.

6. No referee and lines men except in case of competition ref will be appointed.

100% TRUE

7. If you don't participate in repairing the ball you were given a match ban

8. If you're picked last, you're a loser.

9. The guy who's never picked was to
fetch the ball from the tree/gutter/other compound when it got stuck,under the
car or tunnel to play in the next game.

10. When the owner of the ball gets
annoyed, game over.

11. the most skillful player get automatic
selection.

12. Also if there was too much argument,
we will throw the ball in the air, the team that gets it continues with the game.
Re: Monkey Post: Gone Are Those Days!! by Iamthoney(m): 12:00pm On Sep 30, 2022
If them they give Ballon d’or for monkey post best player I for win more than 100 awards. Goals wey I score pass 1000 and assist pass 1000 chai. I for be arguably the greatest of all time. Speed I get, skills I get, pass I get, awareness and positioning they, dribbling speed they, agility and response they, one on one dribbling and scoring full body, goal sense full body, shot power they, shot accuracy they, curve full body, work rate full body, na defense be just average. Chai good old days. Pman just convince me make I no pursue footballing dreams that year they tell me say no be profession say na just hobby and hobby no dey feed family. He come even convince me join with some Nigerian players then wey get bad injuries wey NFA and Nigerian government abandon them and how them they suffer to feed and take care of themselves and family. Naso I come dey play am for fun but with passion. I still dey play once in a while sha but man don age and I don lose my power but if you watch my gameplay you go know sey I be the real deal

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Re: Monkey Post: Gone Are Those Days!! by fineboynl(m): 12:04pm On Sep 30, 2022
Still playing it today but inside cage.

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Re: Monkey Post: Gone Are Those Days!! by Nobody: 12:05pm On Sep 30, 2022
It's actually called a "Mocking post" and not "Monkey post"

Thank you
Re: Monkey Post: Gone Are Those Days!! by daveson07: 12:08pm On Sep 30, 2022
Odunharry:
1. The fat kid was always the backman.

2. The owner of the ball decides who plays.

3. Penalties awarded only if injured player curses a lot.

4. The match only ends when everyone was tired.

5. No matter how many goals you score, the winner will be determined by the
last team to score.

6. No referee and lines men except in case of competition ref will be appointed.

7. If you don't participate in repairing the ball you were given a match ban

8. If you're picked last, you're a loser.

9. The guy who's never picked was to
fetch the ball from the tree/gutter/other compound when it got stuck,under the
car or tunnel to play in the next game.

10. When the owner of the ball gets
annoyed, game over.

11. the most skillful player get automatic
selection.

12. Also if there was much argument,
we will throw the ball in the air, the team that gets it continues with the game.
gye, you be hardened ghetto boy,,,well detailed rules of the game

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Re: Monkey Post: Gone Are Those Days!! by brosom(m): 12:09pm On Sep 30, 2022
Odunharry:
1. The fat kid was always the backman.

2. The owner of the ball decides who plays.

3. Penalties awarded only if injured player curses a lot.

4. The match only ends when everyone was tired.

5. No matter how many goals you score, the winner will be determined by the
last team to score.

6. No referee and lines men except in case of competition ref will be appointed.

7. If you don't participate in repairing the ball you were given a match ban

8. If you're picked last, you're a loser.

9. The guy who's never picked was to
fetch the ball from the tree/gutter/other compound when it got stuck,under the
car or tunnel to play in the next game.

10. When the owner of the ball gets
annoyed, game over.

11. the most skillful player get automatic
selection.

12. Also if there was too much argument,
we will throw the ball in the air, the team that gets it continues with the game.
Hahaha comrade ur head dey dere grin, what a momory.

An emotional nostalgia chai good old days.

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Re: Monkey Post: Gone Are Those Days!! by internet: 12:09pm On Sep 30, 2022
Josephkabila12:
Dat year for choba waterside in Portharcout
no be small o choba waterside dat year.
Re: Monkey Post: Gone Are Those Days!! by letitrainnow(m): 12:11pm On Sep 30, 2022
Past things.
Re: Monkey Post: Gone Are Those Days!! by Polynek(m): 12:14pm On Sep 30, 2022
As far as is football nothing old here, people still dey play am wela even me grin

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Re: Monkey Post: Gone Are Those Days!! by Antai123(m): 12:16pm On Sep 30, 2022
Don't allow me face your last man with the ball on one on one position, else the ball will land on his stomach, face, prick.

This is just to create the fear, such that no one will want to face me.grin grin grin

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Re: Monkey Post: Gone Are Those Days!! by almayda: 12:16pm On Sep 30, 2022
It is MOCKING POST not MONKEY POST...just like you now,i got to know very late in life.
Re: Monkey Post: Gone Are Those Days!! by BIGDADDY000(m): 12:17pm On Sep 30, 2022
Odunharry:
1. The fat kid was always the backman.

2. The owner of the ball decides who plays.

3. Penalties awarded only if injured player curses a lot.

4. The match only ends when everyone was tired.

5. No matter how many goals you score, the winner will be determined by the
last team to score.

6. No referee and lines men except in case of competition ref will be appointed.

7. If you don't participate in repairing the ball you were given a match ban

8. If you're picked last, you're a loser.

9. The guy who's never picked was to
fetch the ball from the tree/gutter/other compound when it got stuck,under the
car or tunnel to play in the next game.

10. When the owner of the ball gets
annoyed, game over.

11. the most skillful player get automatic
selection.

12. Also if there was too much argument,
we will throw the ball in the air, the team that gets it continues with the game.
Damn! You are such a professional in those days, because your observations are absolutely right

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