₦airaland Forum

Racoon:
Whatever gives your peace girl. There is obviously some secrets in-between known to both parties. It seems the man is a malice man given the tensed appearance of the bride.

And she had to wait till everybody gathered in the church to make up her mind? she's a sillly girl.If i bought Aso-ebi for this party,i would initiate a refund immediately.

How come my beloved OOU is not recognized in Top 3??

mikeapollo:
A whole N300-N450k that could buy Golf 3 car and similar-sized cars just a few years ago is now to be used to buy ordinary mobile phone?
This country has been destroyed

My first Car was a Golf 3,i bought it in 2011 for 280,000....the woofer was so loud that my presence was felt from a mile away.Good ol' days.

D is the right answer,that's if you use brain oooo,other answers are not logical.

"I told my husband to get some for me" Una na no dey ever get money?? Una all be the same abeg!

vick00:
Jarvis taking half of properties soon..........

Even though their marriage is legalised,this is not America where such happens.

Congratulations to them,By God's grace, their marriage will last long and they will prosper together.

Please read carefully and digest,if the vehicle is not found and impounded,there will be no reward,so if a vehicle is passing through to another state,the chances of impounding is most likely 0.Also if a car violates the rule and decides to park the car at home for God knows how long,you will not receive shishi.

If he won a medal for the UK,you'd read something like "Nigerian-born UK". But commit a crime and he becomes Nigerian,this dude definitely has never stepped his feet in Naija.

If you're reading this and you're in your 20s, Congratulations to you. Please do not throw away the advice listed below
1)As a single man, do not be in a rush to marry.
2)As a single man, do all you can to develop yourself. If you have a job, focus on it; if you have a business, invest only in yourself for now.
3)If you want to advance in your Education, a master's maybe, do it NOW.
4)If you intend to travel out of the country for greener pastures, do it NOW if you have the capacity.
5)As much as possible, save for the future.
6)If you intend to do anything now, please go ahead; do not procrastinate.
7)If you have a woman and you think she's cheating, she definitely is....run for your life.
If you're capable, take good care of your parents.
9)Lastly, only give money to a woman when it is convenient for your finances.
10)Go over this advice again, and may God guide you....I wish someone had told me all of these when I was in my 20s.

Bonnie and Clyde moves.
Let her go and keep tracing her relationships,that way, there can be more arrests.
LOL.

Idris must always take pictures to cover that Preeeek, lol

Bakrabas:
No, Muhammad (SAW) says if you killed a soul is as if you've killed the entire mankind and if you safe a soul is as if you have safe the entire mankind.

Oh,really.
Truthfully,my statement is based on hearsay as i have never read the Quran,but i have heard even muslims say that there was a command to kill people who dont believe in the islamic faith.

Bakrabas:
We don't deny whatever the terrorist chants, we only said they're not Muslims simple.

The moment you killed a soul or carried out an act of terrorism, automatically you're not longer a Muslim.

But Mohammed asked you to kill all infidels nah!

oz4real83:
I had a similar experience some years ago when I was still single. The first date was mainly she ordering everything like somebody that hasn't eaten for ages. The vibes weren't there. She visited with a friend after the first date and started packing everything I had in the kitchen when she was about leaving🤣. Then she finally sent me a list of everything she needed in school, even up to her project expenses 🤣. I finally realized she has suddenly turned to an orphan since she met me🤣. Since the vibes weren't there, I just had to ignore her list and ended everything. The babe developed anger and bitterness for me ever since because I stopped picking her calls after the list 🤣.

Some decades ago while i was a single man,once i notice you're the hungry one,I'd keep most of my provisions,eggs,titus,noodles etc. I'd probably leave what i can afford and i was never wrong,once we were done gisting and Bleep,she'd raid me clean and say her goodbyes.
I only invited such when i need to pleasure myself,you'd be surprised that even the educated ones behave the same.

I'm a lover of food and generally i dont think any food is overhyped,it usually depends on your favourite food and it's OK to overhype your favourite food.

"They are taking our jabs and our women"....South Africa's Anthem.

lightwind:
Lagos State Nigeria has been a HOME to all TRIBES in Nigeria since 1914 till today. All Nigeria tribes OWNS Lagos Nigeria our former capital and also it's home to our colonial masters before they left Nigeria.

Lagos, Nigeria belongs to all of us Nigerians.

These are the kind of statements that your kins make and then there's wahala, you will soon say they hate your triibe,how do you call a man's land,no land or land for everybody Is that how you accommodate others in your own town?

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Godfatherism is the order of the day,thieves all of them,the average man cannot eat three times a day,yet they steal billions,just imagine wike demanding for 3b every month...omo Nigeria don finish.

Just imagine ehn,what kind of country are we in.....wahala dey oo

I have carefully observed the answers given but i'm flabbergasted that nobody noticed that the chimney is built at the entrance of the house..who does that?

I'd steal my mum's #5 to buy Okin and Gbaguda biscuits,so milky back in the days.

Happy birthday Banky Wellington,more life and more money...greetings to the beautiful Adesua Etomi-Wellington.

OK,this reminds me of my own personal story at Abadina College,U.I Ibadan.
I'd lost my chair and desk to some wild persons back at JSS2 and i only managed an almost condemned chair and desk for JSS3.
The case was different in SS1 where you'd have to queue with your branded chair and desk for registration before you're assigned a new class.
That's where wahala started,i never informed my parents about my lost chair and desk in JSS2....there was only one thing to do....LOL
I toured the classes around and found a very beautiful set,i scraped off it's name and boldly put on it my name.
I got registered and was living the big life until someone came to my class to see an old JSS friend,Immediately she spotted my desk and chair,she screamed "this is the chair and desk that i have been searching for".
Shame wear me night gown...i was dumbfounded and started looking at my stolen desk as if i didnt know what i had done.
Sha,she went to the Vice Principal's Office Mr Yusuf(of blessed memory).
The way i was flogged ehn,they even gave me a suspension note as Jara.
My father accompanied me to school with a professor friend to honour the school's invite.
Little did i know that Mrs Arowolo,the second Vice principal was my dad's cousin and a wife to Professor Arowolo who was my dad's senior colleague at the Veterinary department in U.I.
The matter was settled amicably and i immediately got a new desk and chair that same day.
It's a story i always remember and laugh about. Great Abacol.
Brunobaba.

Abeg,which one do we have in Nigeria??
AK47 guns.

Wow...They will keep hating blacks,we are the dominant race,but we sef,our wahala too much.
Let's develop Africa.
Brunobaba.

The Egbas are always in a competition with the Ijebus,this celebration of Lisabi wants a funkified outlook like the Ojude-Oba festival,it cannot can't....it will always come far behind in glamour and style. Ijebu ri m wa. Eweso ewen omo iye mi.

kestolove95:
Person go act one film Una go Dey call am actor

Gen Z spotted,instead of you to google about him and the films he has been involved in,you'd rather come to a public space to embarass yourself.

Kcee is not his younger brother,instead he's the older one.
Make una dey filter una news properly.
Brunobaba