₦airaland Forum

Ladygbola:
Guys, I need to get answers am very horrny and I need a Dicck inside of me. How do I tell a guy I am horrny and he won't be offended with it. Pls can someone help me out am seriously over wet and have changed my pant for the 4th time since morning.

What's the name of the manual farming equipment used to make ridges called again??

Make una free the boy jare,i don miss those Van Persie-like goals.

Fiscus105:
If u have married and more so if u married a nagging woman you will understand

I have been married for 8 years,every woman has their issues,patience and perseverance will work if one really loves his/her partner,even when we fight,we still eat from the same plate and sleep on the same bed.

Fiscus105:
And for the couples that are sleeping on same bed for years,....how many of them can you swear that, one of them not cheating?

I agree with you that even the ones sleeping on the same bed cheat,my assertion was based on the comment that as soon as he became a weekend husband,things started feeling better.

Fiscus105:
In ur own way abi?


Some marriages last mainly because they sleep in different room.


I av seen a couple who were always fighting then, wen they were under the same room, after some time, hubby rented room outside and normally come home every weekend, ever since they start leaving in separate places, their marriage experiencing sweetness.

One of them is cheating,you can take that to the bank.

Hopefully,many of us would do same by God's grace.

Validated:
Trouble as NMA invites Atiku, Obi, Sowore and Tinubu to NMA week.

Tinubu dodged NBA conference, he didged Peace Pack signing, he ddged ICAN conference. How is going to dodge the NMA week?

NMA would be glad to hold the emilokan Lagos landlord who met only one ambulance biught since 1960.
Full story below:



https://saharareporters.com/2022/10/13/nigerian-medical-association-invites-aac-presidential-candidate-sowore-tinubu-atiku-obi

You invite a sick person to NMA....he will be admitted straight to the hospital from the Conference.

ThePolemicist:
Na just one vote Baba get..
All these shenanigan no go change anything

It will,it has...it should change you too.

OLABAMIJI99:
What has that IPOB governor achieved if not to loot his people up and down ..?

Bayelsa with small population with huge allocation yet underdeveloped.. A Christian governor..

And another Christian Peter Obi wants to rule this country ?


Goodluck Jonathan is and will remain the last Christian president in Nigeria..

MAY CHRIXTIAN NEVER RULE THIS COUNTRY AGAIN

You're a sadistic and religious maggot.

Jeeeeeeez!!!!RIP Rico Swavey!!!

MITCHELL96:
This is weird, it's a shame for a parent not to know their child's birthday, I hear most people saying this particular thing.


Your parent are responsible for this, ask them.

''I lost my mum and dad so early and I grew up with grandma.''
Did you read his write-up at all
Wuru wuru to the answer.

This pastor gan sef!!

[quote author=God1000 post=117045063]I don't even know any of them
Motorola phone owner has typed.

FreeStuffsNG:
The endorsement is their rights and reflects the sophistication and culture of the Yoruba. You are allowed to express your different political views. It is just the reality that this endorsement has no electoral value.

In fact, nobody in that room believes that they can run to town with that endorsement and get votes among the Yoruba but it is conceded to them to express their different political view.

Not even in Lagos where the press conference held of Ijebu Igbo the ancestral home of Pa Adebanjo, will lp get votes of Yoruba on the account of that press briefing. It is an exercise in futility. Even Chief Sonibare who was present there is a factional chairman of SDP and will never ask his folks to ignore SDP to vote lp.
The Yoruba votes is locked down for Asiwaju and as at today, nothing has moved a needle to change the mind of majority of Yoruba to vote for Asiwaju Tinubu.

4 zones are locked down for Asiwaju; NW, SW, NE and NC. The PDP will get SE as usual while SS will be shared between PDP and APC. There is no space for a mushroom party backed by unpatriotic elements.
check my signature for free stuffs!

Why dont you speak for yourself??
Who appointed you as mouthpiece for the Yoruba people??
You had better stay on your lane and speak for yourself,at the end of the day,you have only ONE Voter's card.

ebukajay184:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hUY_SEoDqY

I Spend More Money On Designers Than Hushpuppi. Go And Verify — Singer Portable



https://igberetvnews.com/1428350/spend-money-designers-hushpuppi-singer-portable-brags-video/

Mumu boy,always on drugs spewing lubbish.

hoilakes:
The party was boring probably becuase of the old school theme

dem con dey act like old school people

That was the intention.

ValCon888:
His remains should be packed carefully and laid to rest.

Which rest again

Thomas Tuchel on his way to RB Leipzig

delzbaba:
See as he quickly humble, na wetin handcuffs fit do be that,,the police know they are the law, so they can use it with impunity.

That's not a handcuff,it's a wrist chain,the other hand is empty.

Kyase:
Na your money ehn
Chelsea wey go sign Cinderella for 75million unko
Or you want make we mention that sweat machine on loan
Liverpool wey go sign 100millon headbutt champion unko
Abi make i mention 100 million grealish warming the bench at city
Na United transfer people Dey blab about every time
We the fans no complain apart from that Maguire own
So leave us alone

Thank you jare,they keep taking panadol for someone else's headache,my own is that before transfer closes today,make chelsea come carry Maguire.

post=116246020:
Pray for Nigerian youths



Well Said.
We concur.


Very Useless.
This reminds us......

The Big Brother Show: Painful Statistics of what should be an illicit business

Total number of votes cast during Britain Got talent 2017 = 6.2million votes

Total number of votes cast during American got talent 2017 = 52.1million votes.

Note: American population is almost twice Nigeria's population.

Mind you, most of the votes cast on either Britain or American got talent are *absolutely free* because you can vote on their websites & on the Apps without paying a dime.

Total number of votes cast during “Big Brother Nigeria” 2018 = 170million votes @ N30 per sms for a show that contributes absolutely nothing to their lives.

It is neither a talent show or life enhancing or promoting show. A show where adults are kept in a cage to freely give & take sex on National Television, while the organisers make more money from the youths.

If INEC organises general election this weekend and ask Nigerian youths to vote on their mobile phones @ N10 per SMS to elect leaders that will shape their futures & the country, they will ask Nigerian Government to credit their accounts 1st before they will agree to vote in that magnitude.

“Wasted Generation” ~ Prof. Wole Soyinka called them.

“A generation that play too much, sleep too much and engage in idle chatter and gossip" ~ Chief Obafemi Awolowo foresaw

A generation of illiterate graduates ~ Atiku Abubakar called them in 2016

A generation that are constantly not concerned about the deteriorating conditions of their senses & not bothered about their own future~ Osquare78 knows them.

We all must be wary of this generation.... they are the larger chunk of Nigerian population.

It is pathetic. 170 Million votes Multiplied by N30 = N 5.1 billion and the winner got N25 million plus an SUV worth N12 million a trip and electronics.

To destroy the future, destroy the seed (children and youths)...

Pray for Nigeria youths to open their eyes and for God to touch the hearts of those who engage in such illicit business.

So unfortunate!

We Rise!



Amen ooo.
With some youths we see on social media, the future looks bleak, we only thank God for the few sensible and good ones among them.

If the truth wanna kill some people,
Let dem dieeeee....
#EniAmori...

And you typed/posted all these because you want to express hatred for a show you're not forced to watch??
What is wrong with you people,you dont like the show....PASS.
There are a lot of topics on Nairaland,pick one and be serious with your life,dont take out your stvpid aggression on people that love the show.
Now run along.

Currentblog:
Wow,
Nice meeting u,
Where do u live.

I stay in Zion Estate, along FUTA north gate.

Currentblog:
Wow,
I live at oshokoti.
U no there.

Yes nah.

Currentblog:
U live in akure rite.

Yep,I was at NAO today sef.

Currentblog:
Bro, how do u no am from
Akure.

NAO bread nah....LOL

Currentblog:

Wahala for person wey dey use mayor of lagos oo.
Me wey water dey there,

I Go soak my NAO bread
With pure well water,

Asap.

Akure sombori spotted!

Channah1:
Lalasticlala this is specially for you, wherever you are.

I didnt see snake meat in your food,why are you calling on the snakemaster?

Alfa don spoil work for boys!!!!!

Lovilla:
i just cant leave him

Be ready to die then.

He rapes you,yet you visit him,this your story no clear ooo