₦airaland Forum

MichaelSokoto:
Baba, na big stout I dey drink!

Oya nah

gaby:
Hello Aunties and Uncles, my name is Sage a.k.a Nairaland baby, and it's my 5th birthday today.

Pray for me and wish me well, as I continue to grow in God's grace and love while sending baby dust to all TTC parents.

Enjoy some of my current pictures.

God's blessings, always.

My son will be 5 tomorrow too, congrats darling.

FalseProphet1:
I see Manchester United loosing today.

This I have seen.

Close your eye and open it again...it's a no brainer.

Toothless NLC,we know we are on our own,may the Lord himself deliver Nigerians from this hardship.

You're welcome to the team....can i get an Amen?

Nothing makes the video funnier than the narrator....the guy is supposed to be a stand up comedian.

pocohantas:
As in! I have never seen where they broke someone's neck to fit into a coffin. The guy is not even up to 6ft. So who is he taller than, that they couldn't get him a befitting coffin? Yet they had money to plaster the grave like soakaway.

All his loved ones failed him by outsourcing his last moments and burial to every dick and harry.

This is one place it is good for a woman to open eye. You can't hijack my husband's corpse and subject him to such when I am alive. I will na be posting on IG story? Olopa mako everybody.

To think that they spent 1m on this coffin/burial rites baffle me.

omoadeleye:
Wtf is Tunde Bayeiru?


Oh. Never knew his name before until now, but i have heard the song.

GenZ

Uriel is just shameless,Neo was/is with every girl in that house except her cousin,Venita

nice one,someone should tell Polaris bank to do same for their SOF/contract staffs,awon alayebaje.

123yes:
Season of making new sets of people famous
I wish I am still young to participate in the show.
Congratulations to the winner in advance

There are no new sets,the former contestants will be coming back except for those that won the show,the likes of efe,lekan,phyna,miracle etc.

Anticipate

Battlefield2:
I doubt that though
But even if she has, I dont feel bad about it because I'm not a saint too
I have tasted other puna....but her love in my heart still stands out
Nobody is a saint my brother

I totally agree with you,no one is a saint ooo.

Battlefield2:
I was 16
She was 15

12 years down the line, we are still very much together
I disvirgined her and we presently have a 4year old boy together
It's been a hell of a ride
But we loved each other and we still do

Very good love story,i shit you not though,in those 12 years,she must have tasted another prick,you might feel bad but that's what ALL of them do.

Westman001:
Well, you could have say it all in two or three sentences.

All the same, it's good you did good. Every action and deeds have it deserved reciprocate.

Pele oo,i too know.
Only two sentences and you don gbagaun.

thesilentman:
You are right.And this is the right time for you to display your masculinity over,if she responds by being submissive,keep her but if she turns out the opposite,let her go!
Everytime my wife tells me that some men out there made advances towards her thinking i'd feel jealous(pysche game wey be say na my discipline,)
I Just tell her calmly,"do whatever you know will favour you and your children on the long run!"Works like magic.

That's it?
You think it works like magic right??
I see that you know little about women.
Dont be shocked if you later find out she's cheating under your very nose.
Your psyche game will be so ashamed.
After God,fear women.

MatrixCircle:
Always banning my account D after each comment.

We will ban this one too

Nairaland banner

On God!!!

trevorlinda:
Half Bread is beta dan none


a lot of graduate didnt have a job

You go fit get job with this your grammar so

All this meat is #200, you don chop nonsense.

Piece of cake GGMU

cynthia9:
Removed lagos from that list

Lagos na slum

Gbagaun!!!!!

You should be removed from this platform

MILLERMannn:
I am only speaking from truth and what I have experienced. I am not a tribalistic person. Infact I was born and I still reside in the west.

You're a liar and a FOOOL,you were born and lived in the west,yet all yorubas to you are thieves,it will not be well with you.

Karlman:
And what really have you shown them? I don't understand you lots at all...is there any Igbo man or woman on the govs ballot! You people are really brainless!

Pls Let me state categorically here, that all these Yoruba touts crying all over Nairaland here just because Igbos are not as senseless as you are to give you the much craved opportunity to break into Igbo owned superstores, which will even lead to your miserable deaths anyway, the Igbo man will continue to be your source of envy and pain for the rest of your miserable existence. We worked hard to be who we are and you all can choke on that fact.

Go and work hard in Anambla and Imo states,leave lagos for the yorubas,EEDIOT.

Werey ni boy yii sha...lol

PrinceOfLagos:
Happy birthday to a true son of Lagos

Chinedu is a true son of Lagos?God forbid

Philistine:
It is too late. Chinedu Vivour Rhodes is the next governor of Lagos. Yoruba governor's have failed for the past 24yrs, let us try igbos, they are well known for their business acumen. Lagos does not belong to Yorubas, it belongs to all Nigerians. Nobody is dragging Oyo, Osun, Ogun with Yorubas, but Lagos must be taken away from their grip this weekend. Enough of Yoruba dominance in Lagos politics.

You're a fool to bring tribal sentiments into this discourse,listen to yourself "Lagos does not belong to Yorubas"...Izzit your father with yam leg in the east that lagos belongs to??
Abi izzit only the Igbos that voted for LP in the presidential election??
Your head is paining you.
No yoruba will ever lay claim to Anambra,Imo,Enugu or any state in the east,that's because we respect boundaries.
But you uneducated few will not do same,maybe it's time every person bear their father's name.

b0rn2fuck:
sorry I meant 2022, this obi loss won't scatter my brain

Lol....i knew though,just wanted to pull your legs,the result sef shock me,God will fight for Obi.

b0rn2fuck:
Two months of non drinking alcohol since I took a break Dec 31, 2023. I notice regular headache as stop ,the mouth ulcers no more and I don't feel one side of my stomach itching again, I may consider a longer break. Reason for taking the break was constant headaches for almost 3 months while alabukun and Panadol extra as turn to my daily medicine , itching beside the stomach and mouth ulcers but I don't feel them anymore. It's difficult stopping because last month, I had different symptoms just for taking the break alone and still end up getting injection from the doctor due to fever and some medication from doctor

Are you sure you're not drunk already,i dont mean to embarass you but how can you take a break on Dec 31,2023
Date wey we never reach,oya drop that beer bottle and go home.

Dino is the new Orubebe....LOL

Sammy07:
From Akure Enter Okitipupa 1700 or ore 1200 bus (price don clange) @ former oando filling station , Now OPTIMAL opposite Cathedral church gate ..

This are the towns you will meet before getting there from Akure->>Ondo->>Ore->>Okitipupa->>Igbokoda->>Araromi Seaside.

It's closer to Ipare night Market , In ILAJE local government
If you took ore motor stop at Mobil filling station Ore , and Take igbokoda. It's a porpular place in ilaje ask for route to Araromi beach , it's easier from there ..

If you took Okitipupa motor , Stop and drop at Old Garage , okitipupa Market junction closer to Halubi family house opposite Irele okada park .. Ask of Igbokoda park , You will be hearing location like Araromi / Ipare / igbonla , Enter igbokoda or Araromi direct ,

Note : If you have gotten here , feel free to tell the driver , that you are heading to Araromi beach seaside , you will be Addressed and you will be guilded down there properly , it's a porpular base
It's the LARGEST COASTLINE IN WEST AFRICA

Kindly Be friendly with the Indigenes , so that they can help you with , the needed guildlines ..

You will trek for 15minutes before you will get to the beach.
Some also take bikes too

THERE ARE CLASSIC HOTELS IN OKITIPUPA AND ENVIRONS , WHERE YOU CAN LODGE

DOMFAV HOTEL AND SUITES Ayeka/igbodigho

FCB BASE
ODE AYE ROAD

OLAWHITE WHITE HOUSE HOTEL
Leebi street via broadstreet
SARAH JOE HOTELS OKITIPUPA GRA
BRITE _ LITE HOTEL
IGODAN
ZHOMELO LOUNGE
NEW GARAGE. , ODE AYE ROAD.

Proper description,I worked in okitipupa for 7 years and visited every October 1st,it was mad fun.

allgoodlight:
I love both players they are both unique in their way. Your kind of perception is rare
most argue about super-rich guys who don't know they existed. Glad to meet you. Mine is to enjoy both players' talent and hard work I will miss them both after retiring from football.

God bless you bro,let's enjoy the duo before they retire,children below 10 years of age will only get to read about them in sports and history books,we are opportuned to have witnessed these two greats,never in our lifetime will there be just two players that dominated football world for well over a decade.