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Merit Ekels: number of pasport photos...

Wis was hyperbole

blocx03: PLS WAT AR WE TALKING ABT HERE COX I CARE 2 KNW?

Der arguing d size of a HYPERBOLE

Merit Ekels: "NL" is dat Nigerian language??

Merit hope say u neva take Monkey tail dis nite o ?

Kslib: Nope!!

Is my sis BF dat wrote dat book

Merit Ekels: Lol....Bubemi,i aint blowin grammer nau,wu evn dash me!!sup wif yhu?

Ehh its cos I saw 1 small grammar der, n I don like stress for nite dats y I wanted to para.

Well am good, hw did ur day go?

O well... God has more candidates in all departments!

Merit Ekels: its not up2 40,trust me!!datz hyperbole...ma siz usd bou 20 or less

Is da y u wanna kee us wit grammaticals dis nite? e joor o!

Lord jiva: Heard frm a reliable source dat 4 dose goin 4 medicine dat d VC wil give admission to 5 of his candidates why d oba palace has 5 slots n each dean of departments has 1 candidate each! N it extends 2 oda courses oda dan medicine. NA WA 4 NAIJA O. Na only prayer we go de pray 2 our GOD make he help us.

Hahahaha!!! Na wahhh o

Metaphycist: Must I be d one 2 start every page, I hv startd abt 5 pages lately.

Good! Divide it by 2 and add it to ur agg8 score.

Kslib: Yeah i heard that too. But it's 60:40.. The reason was that nigeria needs to develop more in the technological sector of the economy.

I nor blame dem! So na uniben dem wan use take develop ni? Wen graduates dey house no job! Abeg o!

blocx03: HEARD 4M A RELIALABLE SOURCE DAT SCIENCE COURSES WILL AV D HIGH PERCENTAGE OF ADIMITANCE DIS YR,AS IN SCIENCE COURS 40PERCENT.MANAGMNT AND ART COURS,30PERCENT

LoL funny post.

ifizi: Divide d jamb score by 8, pume by 2, n combine....

Make list come out, fear not!

ODUNNU Baby gurl! I miss u! How's work 2dy?

ifizi: Nt me. My cuz... Her jamb score was 261.....

54 isn't bad now...

ifizi: Nt me. My cuz... Her jamb score was 261.....

Ehh she try now?

ifizi: She Scored 54, pume score 44, aggregate score 54.....

So wat was ur jamb score?

ifizi: u guys wnt undastand...

Calm down o! It can't be dat bad, all hope isn't lost wat ever ur score is above 50.

onyeso.david:
guy this a social network nd not a platform for insult.i only publish my score to know gruds.

But who insult u?

ifizi: Guy am nt kidin, if u dnt knw it pls 4get it

Calm down! Ya blood too dey hot

onyeso.david:
please be specific with ur explanation.is there any chance of getting that course.watz the cut off mark for law.

But guy! How on earth are we to know?

ifizi: Pls guys,wats d cut of mark 4 dentistry...¤

I say 32 u nor fit say tnk u as na only me dey reply u so

ifizi: N wats d cut of mark 4 dentistry....

Nor b 32 dey inside mouth? Dat na d cut off

benkings: tnx bro.....kampus na kampus,uniben na uniben......d most important tin is ADMISSION INTO UNIBEN

Well said boss!

Good Morning ODUNNU!!!!!

Wat if uniben officials hav been sent to NL and other web sites to see der applicants and how they talk and use that to give out admission and also not give some admission to pple who insult n disrespectful. Some pple for ( -̩̩̩͡˛ -̩̩̩͡ ) blood o

Energieman: How'you doing guyz, i must confess i've missed you all...
congratulations If you have 50 and above as aggregate... You should really be happy of having good chance of been admitted and start preparing for the stressful clearance exercise despite the fact that 50 dosent guarantee admission, Believe that or not.:-)
As for 50 below... You can be optimistic too. But please, While doing that, empower your admission chance this year by Trying other institutions like the poly. you put in for... As you know that a lame man that knows what he's doing and right thing to do can outrun an abled body person:-). So, poly is not a compromise... It's actually another route to your prestigious destination... And if you're to wait till next year, remember NEVER to use a single school as first and second.:-)
i love you all and alwayz wish to see you all here next session.
I cant wait to eat your matric rice as i've been gathering lots and lots of andrew liver salt against the special day to celebrate with you.
energieman86@gmail.com
080_679_477_66
i'm energieman

Am gonna get all Mario Balotelli on my matric. #NoCelebration

Odunnu: I dey fine. Hope say you sef dey fine?

Yeah am aiite *hug* tnx

ODUNNU pls who's dis NairalandUniben Viewing this post??

ODUNNU! Its not fair o! U left last night wif out sayin gud nite! *sad*

ODUNNU!!!! How u 2day?

phyllix: ---4 christ sake!@mexyz we jes friends on bbm naaa...na wa 4 una #eyesrolling#@bubemi shebi u dey see wetin dis peeps dey write?lol..

U dey reply dem?

phyllix: ---Beans and Garri.

Phyllix darling, is beans dat make u fair lik dat so?