₦airaland Forum

Na man strong pass:
*women can you carry 12 inches load in b/w your legs?
*can you take a busniess risk with your life, just to impress your opposite sexp?
*can you urinate above your chest level?
*can you carry your family+inlaw+parents load?...

Exponental: Would u av prefered she said it @ d altar? God or no God, marriage should be a mutual agreement, else its a live bondage.
Guy, lucky u dat its nt gone too far, let her go........give ur self a break...........n survive witout her.

well said.

My best friend called me this afternoon asking me what to do to his fiancee's (girl friend) neigbour who molest his girl...DEAR NL WHAT DO U ADVICE HIM TO DO?

My best friend called me this afternoon asking me what to do to his fiancee's (girl friend) neigbour who rape his girl...DEAR NL WHAT DO U ADVICE HIM TO DO?

Indomie get advert while garri no get advert, WHY IS GARRI SOLD MORE THAN INDOMIE?

luckgames: Your mouth like Ibo girl

omo na true nah, igbo girls are sexy, beatuiful caring....guy never try borno state(northern part of nigeria) to avoid STORIES THAT TOUCHED, because northern parts of nigeria are the stong hold of BOKO H A R A M.(i no wan make them chop ur thing of f)

lexonah: Superglue the opening.

ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha
for me once a viginity is lost no more reversal...instead u abstain from s**e**x and be celibrate.

toba: v6 common problems are gear box and fuel consumption.

My car dey drink fuel like humans drink water when thirsty

then your injector (fuel injecting system) is faulty.

Florajosy: pls help me o am told i dnt know hw to be caring. Pls what is the solution i dnt want it to hapen again

@ poster, do u really love your man?, if you you truly do, then you will see that caring will flow naturally from you.

ayolinger: I have a friend, a girl to be precise, she keep insisting on me taking her out for shopping and on a date and believe it a must we eat out on a date.

Please Nairalander, What your Idea of a date, places to go on a date and is it a must it involves food?

Take her to a relaxation garden, in ur area or to the beach...it must not involve food. Just light drink (preferably juice)

Which of these is mostly consumed in nigeria?
(a) Beer
(b) cigarette
(c) condom
(d) recharge card
(e) women

Atandav: I'm currently into one now, the only option left for me now is to move out of d compound, d thing no easy o

what happened?

My friend is madly in love with a lady that lives 100 meters away from his house, is it advisable for him to start a relationship with her?

@ poster, this girl does not worth all this pain and stress,
therefore changing from good to bad guy will not only harm you but destroy you. The best thing to do right now is to forget about her & carry on with your life.
she is not the right one for u.
Moreover many girls want to date good guys. Remain who you are don't change because of a girl...

lefulefu: op if u wise then make u pick race.dis babe so wan trap u

if i pick race now, she may think that i don't love her

@ kenneth

Vikin: My dear OP, Two things

If she is Nigerian : Don't meet her parents oh! Incase something happens to d relationship, you will have rest of mind.

IF non-Nigerian: Have no fear, just go there, balance for the chair dia and take better wine on una behalf...Nothing dey happen.

Just remember, If she is Nigeria.......exception is that You already know you will marry her then you can go visit the parents.

I repeat....If you no go marry the babe, no nia dia o!!!

she is a Nigerian girl, more-over i don't intend to marry her latter. I just want to have fun with her and nothing more. she said that she never had any feelings for a man before except me and she was still virgin, that she was keeping her virginity for her future husband...

Romeo.:
Well, meeting her family would help keep you in check if you decide to misbehave. Some parents want to know their children's friends and they must have instilled in her the importance of such. You have 2 choices: Meet her people and start the relationship, or not. Well, if you really like her to that extent, that's a small thing to do for her, after all, you'll still meet them someday if the relationship heads in a positive direction.

what do you expect me to tell her people?

My new girlfriend insisted that i must meet her people (her dad, mum, siblings) before starting a relationship with me. Please advice me on what to do.

Can i get the services, in Onitsha?

I think it is the drivers

The action you take now will affect your family reputation, for me i will advice you to act as if nothing happen. wait for at least 2 weeks( during this period cook for him a good food, wash his clothes, give him unforgetable sex) then call him for heart to heart talk, ask him why he cheat on you & what other girls do for him you do not, (by these you would find out that the fault is from you) THEN FORGIVE HIM. (you will see him change man) any complain he laid be it your mode of dressing, neatness, nagging etc, should be corrected.