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yuzedo: Easier said than done.

In december, i was with my buddy who stays in NY and just came into Lagos for the christmas. Having hung out on the island, i was trying to get him to festac and took a wrong turn near the National Theatre Iganmu. The place is very dark and unfamiliar to me so i was apprehensive, not only about getting lost or being robbed, but even being held by LASTMA though it was about 8pm. I tried to get off onto an exit lane and in typical selfish naija nature, cars weren't allowing me turn off, only for one danfo to start intentionally bumping me from behind.

Dammit, don't know when i lost my cool and jumped out of the car, my friend just followed immediately, and went to harass the mother@#%&*#? we weren't even thinking! The driver sees this tall (handsome ) driver and his equally tall and stout accomplice spring out, a reaction he wasn't expecting and the fear of God mellows him. The passengers and conductor start pleading on his behalf. Very dark and unfamilar place o!

Would i try that kind of stunt again? No. But in the heat of the moment, it is difficult to control your default reaction, even for someone like me who prides himself on ability to remain cool, act rational and exercise will-power especially in desperate situations.

...for your mind, u be JAMES BOND

*11 years later* thats not true.

awesome_t: Did TB Joshua prophesy this?

To be sincere am not a fan of TB Joshua, but i can remeber that he prophesy saying that "many rich & prominent people will die in a plane crash." "that they should separate themselves when attending a function.

She should, tell her husband the truth.

stagger: Ha hahahahahaha!

Of all people, na this Ibu I go listen to? God forbid bad thing!

Ibu, you are presently living in adultery! What did the bible say about a man that divorces his wife and marries another while the wife is yet living?

A CANDIDATE OF HELL GIVING ADVICE ON CHRISTIAN MATTERS! Nonsense!

mr man, WHO ARE U TO JUDGE? Afterall i know many pastors that divoced their wife and take another woman with reasons like "irreconcilable diffrences". So leave mr Ibu alone to say the truth.

fried-rice:
Another revelation, on how Boko Haram was formed.

*thinking aloud* yeessss to distablise jonathan in 2015, in other to stop the future chances of spliting the country........HAUSA PEOPLE ARE BOKO (if you put am haram na you sabi)

zikclassiq: I'm still a virgin at 25 and its priceless. I'll keep myself 4my baby girl. She deserves my first seeds in her. She deserves my first and all!

and you future wife is busy f u c k i n g around with men.

Closed

We come across different types of girls both good and bad, but what do guys think of sometimes? as for me i have learn that clubbing girls can't stick to a particular guy because the think guys are all flirt, so if a guy can afford a minimum of N4, 000.00 he can satisfy his desire with any girl coming around his way on that particular night.
So many women in the atmosphere, so much flexing but in all i conclude that we have fourdifferent types of girls in the world, especially in Nigeria, please ladies do not quote me wrong because you may fall among any of these category listed down
1. The Recharge Card Type
2. The Clubbing type
3. The Money, Money type
4. The LAZY type
These are the types i can list for now till next time, have a nice time.

Emdee590: Use *889*recharge pin# to load ur cad n use *888# to chek ur balance

Use *888*recharge pin# to load your card. Then use *889# to chek ur balance

Mtcheeeeh *sigh and walks away*

I will leave my g/f to enjoy herself (afterall she is not been forced), and rescue my mum.

born2fuck: that make sense but if arm robber refuses to use condom

*thinking*
tell them YOU carry AIDS

I advise Snoop Dog to visit Nigeria...by then he will get connected with the spirit of Oliver de Coque. Then he will answer 'SNOOP DE COQUE'.

kandiikane: ^whatever you want me to be but as yòu can see my username says male.

but in reality you are a female.

kandiikane: I don't know how I feel about it.

Eg. Last friday, I went out with my bf to a club. He won't leave my body alone. I mean he doesn't usually do it often, but whenever we go I.e night outs or something he always tends to show too much. I was in two minds about it.

I am thinking it's his vanity and ego, he likes to make sure others see what he's dealing with and owns.

are u a boy or a girl?

sexkillz: [color=#000030]I can imagine the face of the priest. . . [/color]

seconded

Thank God am not a witness!, if i was i should have died in the year 2007.

If i may ask, WHAT EXEPERIENCE DO U HAVE IN YOUR PAST RELATIONSHIP WHICH YOU DON'T WANT TO RE-EXPERENCE?

sellydion: MY DEAR BUILD, BUILD AND CONTINUE TO BUILD WITH VISION. BUILDING IS ALMOST A LIFE LONG INVESTMENT, WHEN YOU RETIRE CAN YOU AFFORD TO PAY SUCH AN AMOUNT OF HOUSE RENT, PROBABLY YOUR CHILDREN MAY STILL BE IN SCHOOL. BUILDING SOLVES ONE OF LIFE PROBLEMS PERMANENTLY, FOOD, SHELTER AND CLOTHING.WHILE YOU GIVE YOURSELF MINIMUM COMFORT MAKE ALL EFFORTS TO BUILD

supported

Ask her out, hang out with her.

Don't you know that the guy is doing your family a great favour?, are u going to marry ur sister?, do u have a crush on the guy?, is there another side of the story we don't know?....
Till you answer these questions,then i will comment.

Kenneth4u205: I've seen alot of pastors fall from grace.i've seen alot of great men brought down.i've seen alot of destiny shattered.alot of future destroyed.why! Why!! Why!!!!!..women! Women!! Women!!!!!!.women are the cause of all this.am a living witness.i also felled for this creature called women.i was so happy when i was told that God have called me to be a bishop.i was ordained an evangelist and i set fort to win souls for christ.then came women.i preached to this pretty girl and she pretended to be born again.i was so happy for winning a soul for christ.she started coming to my house for personal bible study.cooking for me and washing my clothes.then she started sleeping over at my house.i saw nothing wrong with it then.since we normally read the bible and pray all through the night.i never knew that i was about to join the list of fallen men.then one night i woke up to see her completely naked beside me.she was holding me very tight.kissing me all over.am only a man.am just flesh and blood.i didnt knew how it happened.i just realized that i slept with her.that was how i fell.that was how the mighty bishop -to-be felled.why did she do it?.why do women always pull down great men of God?.by evangelist ifeduba kenneth ifeanyi

don't you enjoy it? ,do you reach the skyies (as in heavenly feelings)?, why do you not 'cast & bind' her?.....
Mtcheeeeeeeew, only to come here to complain.

He has been freed, unconditionaly, they latter found out that he was not their target, & his family was poor.
Thank u my dear nl for all ur suggestions & comments

If hausa men can kill for #7000, i don't think that wearing the t-shirt is a big deal to them.

Our family friend was kidnapped by kidnappers. And their family was very poor. What do you suggest they do in other for him to regain his freedom?

Mtcheeeew...*walk away*