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Romance / A Love Story Of A Unilag Babe And A Bus Conductor by bucksfizz(m): 12:38pm On Nov 25, 2014
Something interesting happened on my way to Oshodi this morning.

At the park this rough mean-looking conductor also known as “agbero” in Yoruba was screaming for passengers, his vernacular oscillating between Yoruba and pidgin English. “Oshod! Oshod!” He shouted angrily as I along with some other passengers scuttled for seats.

There was this beautiful young lady who couldn’t throw caution and decorum to the wind but waited patiently until the bus was almost filled. Then she pleaded to sit by the agbero until somebody came down then she would pay for a proper seat. The agbero didn’t even look at her pretty face, he hissed and shouted to the driver to move that why didn’t she rush when others were rushing.

The girl started pleading in Yoruba and clean ‘oyinbo’ english; “please, ejó, help me out sir, I know you are a good man, never mind all this shout you have been shouting (people burst into laughter). Let me sit by your side please”. Finally with much squeezing of face the agbero relented and she sat beside him. It was a tight squeeze but she didn’t complain but rather started praising the agbero.

He in turn started teasing her, speaking (and sometimes spitting by mistake) into her face but the girl never looked away, she never let the smile leave her face. He asked her where she worked and she replied that she was a student in the University of Lagos (UNILAG) studying accounting.

He teased her in Yoruba about her boyfriend and car (maybe asking why her boyfriend didn’t drop her at her destination…she laughed it off and continued to gist with the guy in Yoruba. When she reached her junction the agbero alighted the bus for her to come down. She did and paid her transport fare, then the agbero told her to give him a peck on the cheek for being so ‘gentlemanly’.

At this point some of us became indignant, haba! He had been teasing her since, he should let her go. Another argument almost ensued between the agbero and the passengers although it was not as if the agbero was really serious, he told her to go. Then it happened! She jumped forward and gave him a peck on the cheek! We all shouted, the agbero was quiet out of surprise. She then waved bye and ran down to her street.

 The driver and other people started to hail the agbero, see hailing! The guy was just forming boss, saying he knew he was irresistible etc and others were yabbing (taunting) him, some were yabbing the girl and we moved on and suddenly the bus was quiet, show over. Then the agbero put his head down and became uncharacteristically quiet. The driver soon asked the guy why he wasn’t calling out bus-stop abi the girl don do am jazz (cast a spell on him).

The agbero said something in Yoruba I didn’t get and then his voice became emotional and believe it or not HE STARTED CRYING. Others were now consoling him in Yoruba. When I asked what the problem was, the lady beside me explained that the agbero said he just realised he would never be able to get a girl like that in his life because he’s an uneducated bus conductor and she was going to be a graduate.

He was weeping because he knew no girl of her class might ever do to him what that girl just did, to touch a dirty person like himself; that the girl is nice and well brought-up and if he had money he would have chased after her. So the passengers were consoling him in Yoruba that he would go higher in life and be able to marry a girl like that. He should not cry because it was not the end of the road for him.

 That really touched me. For a moment in that agbero’s life, his facade of a street thug fell away and he was a vulnerable emotional aspiring young man, just like everybody else.

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Religion / Re: A Journey Through The Seven Heavens by bucksfizz(m): 11:13pm On Jan 10, 2014
Why Enoch was transported to (Heaven)
According to the second book of Enoch , the pre-
flood alien colonists seems to have regarded
Enoch as very unique person. He was intelligent,
modest and gentle and (thanks to them), also well
educated. Already years before Enoch eventually
joined the alien colonists, he spent almost all his
time with them, planning the future of Earth and
of mankind together with them. Thus he was
aware of the great flood that was announced , and
the plans for the Earth and mankind afterwards.
Thus he was eventually ordered to stand by to be
picked up by the aliens and transported to their
spaceship, where he was to become one of their
higher ranked officers. The title he received was
called a Metathron, which actually means “next to
the throne”. With this title he was only outranked
by the Archons (archangels) and the Thrones
themselves. No wonder Enoch was welcomed by
festivities and honor.
The aliens ranking system
In order to understand the seven heavens, one
also needs to understand the aliens a little better.
Thus we need to understand how they was
organized, what they were doing on Earth in these
days and what the garden of Eden actually was. So
let’s start by taking a look at how they were
organized first.
The alien Terra forming and Earth Colonization
project was under military control and followed
strict military rules . It was however the alien
leadership (The politicians called ministers) that
controlled the military. Those alien politicians was
organized as a modern government , the way we
see in ordinary democratic governments all over
the world as of today. So let’s take a look at the
different officers and their ranks.
The Thrones. These aliens were the real leaders
of the Earth Terra forming and colonization
project. They were political ministers (similar to a
modern government), each leading a unique part
of the project . They were also commonly referred
to as ministering angels. The first generation
aliens had a government with only three
ministers. The second generation extended this
number to eight ministers, while the third
generation extended (it even more) to twelve
ministers.
The MetaThron. This was a title that means
(next to the throne) and was created just for
Enoch. It started out as being an officer title that
made him some sort of “second in command” or
“vice minister”, and for this reason he also was
called “The angel of presence”, because he was
the one everybody had to see when they was to
receive new orders or if someone wanted to
address the ministers . Everything went through
him. He did eventually become the leader of the
United Nations as described in my thread.
www.abovetopsecret.com...
Princes. The Princes was a group of 72 aliens that
functioned as ambassadors for each of the 72
nations. Thus they represented these countries
interests and was therefore referred to as
“Tutelary angels” and “Guardian Angels”.
Whenever some kind of problems or conflicts
arose between these nations, the ambassadors
would bring them to the council of the United
Nations who in turn would decide how the
conflicts should be resolved.
The Archons. In biblical texts the Archons was
called ”Archangels” and sometimes also ”Lords”.
They were the senior officers , each responsible for
a main discipline within science , engineering or
within the army. Thus Gabriel was the head of the
army (The Army was also called Powers), Raphael
was the head of medicine , Uriel was the head
scientist for astronomy , Michael was second in
command, Samael was the chief accuser in the
heavenly court, and so forth. Biblical texts tells us
that there were only seven of them. This is wrong.
There was actually a great deal of them.
Soldiers and Civilians. Soldiers was commonly
referred to as “angels of death” or “angels of
destruction” . Civilians were scientists ,
Engineers , service personal and workers.
The Garden of Eden
The Garden of Eden was an alien pre flood base,
and it was probably located somewhere in ancient
Sumer. In the time of Enoch it was controlled by
the second generation aliens (the group of eight
ministers). It was a fenced in and secure area
monitored by surveillance camera’s (cherubs). The
base was probably huge and most of the space
was primarily used as a garden where thousand’s
of species of different kind of plants were grown
and thereafter distributed to different planned
locations around the Earth. They also bread and
distributed large amounts of domestic animals
from this area.
The base also contained a launch site, and it was
here the alien spaceship was located. It primarily
served as habitation and science center for the
aliens while they were busy terra forming and
colonizing earth in those days. In the time of
Enoch , the project seems to have reached the
final stages.
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Religion / A Journey Through The Seven Heavens by bucksfizz(m): 10:58pm On Jan 10, 2014
In lots of ancient biblical texts, we can read about
(what different authors) refer to as the seven
heavens. But what was actually those heavens?
The answer to this is not so complicated and
puzzling that one might think, because the seven
heavens was not some kind of additional heavens
that was above our heaven or some other
dimensions, but rather a large (alien made)
spaceship that the alien colonists used as
habitation and science station while they were
busy colonizing earth in the days of Enoch.
The spaceship was several stories high, and
consisted of seven (or even more) separate
sections on the inside. Some texts (The Zohar)
also calls these stories ‘Spheres’ and the different
sections ‘mansions’. In pre-flood time this
spaceship was located on Earth , in an alien base
called ‘The garden of Eden’ . There are no texts
that gives us an accurate location where this base
was, but IMV it must have been some place in
Sumer, because it was in ancient Sumer that the
10 biblical patriarchs (From Adam to Noah) lived.
From the third book of Enoch , we can read that
the Shekina was located in the Garden of Eden:

“From the day when the Holy One, blessed
be He, expelled the first Adam from the
garden of Eden (and onwards), Shekina
was dwelling upon a kerub under the tree
of life. And the first man and his
generation were sitting outside the gate of
the garden to behold the radiant
appearance of the Shekina.”
This spaceship took off and launched into space
shortly before the flood, taking Enoch with them.
The event was celebrated with great festivities,
and the remaining aliens (on Earth) was
celebrating the event , playing with trumpets and
horns. The third book of Enoch gives a detailed
description of this event.
From the third book of Enoch:

“In that time the Holy One, blessed be He,
lifted up His Shekina from the earth, from
their midst.In that moment came the
ministering angels, the troops of hosts and
the armies of 'Araboth in thousand camps
and ten thousand hosts : they fetched
trumpets and took the horns in their hands
and surrounded the Shekina with all kinds
of songs. And He ascended to the high
heavens, as it is written "God is gone up
with a shout, the Lord with the sound of a
trumpet".
In the second book of Enoch (and other texts as
well) we can read that this spaceship actually
contained more than seven sections (seven
heavens) . However. We shall take a closer look at
each of these sections in a moment and describe
them as best as we can using Enoch’s own
description. But before we do that, let us first take
a moment to explain why Enoch was transported
to this spaceship in the first place and also explain
the reason for the great festivities and the
welcome committee that turned up to welcome
Enoch when he arrived. Let us also give a short
explanation of what the aliens were doing in the
garden of Eden in this time period and also take a
look at their ranking system.
Different spaceships
We should be aware of that when ancient texts
refers to and attempts to describe ancient
spaceships they are not aware of that the aliens
are in possession of different kind of spaceships.
Thus they all are trying to describe different
spaceships from different time periods as if it
always is the same spaceship.
As far as I have figured it out, ancient biblical texts
are at least talking about two (or perhaps) three
different alien spaceships. I will mention them
briefly.
The first one (which I will describe in this thread),
is the one that was located in the Garden of Eden
before the great flood and is the spaceship that
Enoch boarded.
The second one is the alien spaceship that landed
in the alien base in Sinai (Mount Horeb) at the
time of Moses about a years after the Exodus.
The third one is the one that Ezekiel describes.
However. It is my opinion that the spaceship (or
aircrafts) that Ezekiel describe is not something
that he saw himself, but is rather a story
(description) he borrowed from other ancient
texts. Because. At the time of Ezekiel the aliens
had already left Earth. Whatever Ezekiel saw or
described was however probably not a spaceship ,
but rather some sort of air planes.
We also know that the aliens had lots of different
airplanes while operating on Earth. I will describe
a few of them while we go on. We should also be
aware that the spaceships that we talk about here
also were capable of moving and operating in the
Earth’s atmosphere as well as being capable of
taking off into space.
Part one
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Need Friends In Abuja by bucksfizz(m): 11:20am On Dec 21, 2013
Hello folks. I'm new in Abuja,I need friends to hang out with,more preferably female friends. Send me a message let's meet.
TV/Movies / Re: What Is The Scariest Movie You Have Ever Watched? by bucksfizz(m): 11:05am On Dec 21, 2013
sweetroses: I am a big fan of horror movies, I love how they usually keep you spell bound and on the edge of your seat with your heart in your mouth and with no idea what will happen next.
I just love the rush that comes with watching horror movies. It's different from romance movies or adventure or sci fi where you can predict how. the movie will end in many cases.

I just finished watching a horror/ slasher movie titled "I spit on your grave" and I absolutely loved it.
It's not the scariest movie I have ever watched but it's ok, other scary films I have seen:
The Orphan
Martyrs
Drag me to hell
The grudge
Shutter Island
Silent Hill
Invitation Only


And so on.

What is the scariest movie you have ever seen? I need suggestions to know what to download smiley
Evil dead 1 and 2

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