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Romance / A Love Story Of A Unilag Babe And A Bus Conductor by bucksfizz(m): 12:38pm On Nov 25, 2014 |
Something interesting happened on my way to Oshodi this morning. At the park this rough mean-looking conductor also known as “agbero” in Yoruba was screaming for passengers, his vernacular oscillating between Yoruba and pidgin English. “Oshod! Oshod!” He shouted angrily as I along with some other passengers scuttled for seats. There was this beautiful young lady who couldn’t throw caution and decorum to the wind but waited patiently until the bus was almost filled. Then she pleaded to sit by the agbero until somebody came down then she would pay for a proper seat. The agbero didn’t even look at her pretty face, he hissed and shouted to the driver to move that why didn’t she rush when others were rushing. The girl started pleading in Yoruba and clean ‘oyinbo’ english; “please, ejó, help me out sir, I know you are a good man, never mind all this shout you have been shouting (people burst into laughter). Let me sit by your side please”. Finally with much squeezing of face the agbero relented and she sat beside him. It was a tight squeeze but she didn’t complain but rather started praising the agbero. He in turn started teasing her, speaking (and sometimes spitting by mistake) into her face but the girl never looked away, she never let the smile leave her face. He asked her where she worked and she replied that she was a student in the University of Lagos (UNILAG) studying accounting. He teased her in Yoruba about her boyfriend and car (maybe asking why her boyfriend didn’t drop her at her destination…she laughed it off and continued to gist with the guy in Yoruba. When she reached her junction the agbero alighted the bus for her to come down. She did and paid her transport fare, then the agbero told her to give him a peck on the cheek for being so ‘gentlemanly’. At this point some of us became indignant, haba! He had been teasing her since, he should let her go. Another argument almost ensued between the agbero and the passengers although it was not as if the agbero was really serious, he told her to go. Then it happened! She jumped forward and gave him a peck on the cheek! We all shouted, the agbero was quiet out of surprise. She then waved bye and ran down to her street. The driver and other people started to hail the agbero, see hailing! The guy was just forming boss, saying he knew he was irresistible etc and others were yabbing (taunting) him, some were yabbing the girl and we moved on and suddenly the bus was quiet, show over. Then the agbero put his head down and became uncharacteristically quiet. The driver soon asked the guy why he wasn’t calling out bus-stop abi the girl don do am jazz (cast a spell on him). The agbero said something in Yoruba I didn’t get and then his voice became emotional and believe it or not HE STARTED CRYING. Others were now consoling him in Yoruba. When I asked what the problem was, the lady beside me explained that the agbero said he just realised he would never be able to get a girl like that in his life because he’s an uneducated bus conductor and she was going to be a graduate. He was weeping because he knew no girl of her class might ever do to him what that girl just did, to touch a dirty person like himself; that the girl is nice and well brought-up and if he had money he would have chased after her. So the passengers were consoling him in Yoruba that he would go higher in life and be able to marry a girl like that. He should not cry because it was not the end of the road for him. That really touched me. For a moment in that agbero’s life, his facade of a street thug fell away and he was a vulnerable emotional aspiring young man, just like everybody else. 3 Likes 1 Share |
Religion / Re: A Journey Through The Seven Heavens by bucksfizz(m): 11:13pm On Jan 10, 2014 |
Why Enoch was transported to (Heaven) According to the second book of Enoch , the pre- flood alien colonists seems to have regarded Enoch as very unique person. He was intelligent, modest and gentle and (thanks to them), also well educated. Already years before Enoch eventually joined the alien colonists, he spent almost all his time with them, planning the future of Earth and of mankind together with them. Thus he was aware of the great flood that was announced , and the plans for the Earth and mankind afterwards. Thus he was eventually ordered to stand by to be picked up by the aliens and transported to their spaceship, where he was to become one of their higher ranked officers. The title he received was called a Metathron, which actually means “next to the throne”. With this title he was only outranked by the Archons (archangels) and the Thrones themselves. No wonder Enoch was welcomed by festivities and honor. The aliens ranking system In order to understand the seven heavens, one also needs to understand the aliens a little better. Thus we need to understand how they was organized, what they were doing on Earth in these days and what the garden of Eden actually was. So let’s start by taking a look at how they were organized first. The alien Terra forming and Earth Colonization project was under military control and followed strict military rules . It was however the alien leadership (The politicians called ministers) that controlled the military. Those alien politicians was organized as a modern government , the way we see in ordinary democratic governments all over the world as of today. So let’s take a look at the different officers and their ranks. The Thrones. These aliens were the real leaders of the Earth Terra forming and colonization project. They were political ministers (similar to a modern government), each leading a unique part of the project . They were also commonly referred to as ministering angels. The first generation aliens had a government with only three ministers. The second generation extended this number to eight ministers, while the third generation extended (it even more) to twelve ministers. The MetaThron. This was a title that means (next to the throne) and was created just for Enoch. It started out as being an officer title that made him some sort of “second in command” or “vice minister”, and for this reason he also was called “The angel of presence”, because he was the one everybody had to see when they was to receive new orders or if someone wanted to address the ministers . Everything went through him. He did eventually become the leader of the United Nations as described in my thread. www.abovetopsecret.com... Princes. The Princes was a group of 72 aliens that functioned as ambassadors for each of the 72 nations. Thus they represented these countries interests and was therefore referred to as “Tutelary angels” and “Guardian Angels”. Whenever some kind of problems or conflicts arose between these nations, the ambassadors would bring them to the council of the United Nations who in turn would decide how the conflicts should be resolved. The Archons. In biblical texts the Archons was called ”Archangels” and sometimes also ”Lords”. They were the senior officers , each responsible for a main discipline within science , engineering or within the army. Thus Gabriel was the head of the army (The Army was also called Powers), Raphael was the head of medicine , Uriel was the head scientist for astronomy , Michael was second in command, Samael was the chief accuser in the heavenly court, and so forth. Biblical texts tells us that there were only seven of them. This is wrong. There was actually a great deal of them. Soldiers and Civilians. Soldiers was commonly referred to as “angels of death” or “angels of destruction” . Civilians were scientists , Engineers , service personal and workers. The Garden of Eden The Garden of Eden was an alien pre flood base, and it was probably located somewhere in ancient Sumer. In the time of Enoch it was controlled by the second generation aliens (the group of eight ministers). It was a fenced in and secure area monitored by surveillance camera’s (cherubs). The base was probably huge and most of the space was primarily used as a garden where thousand’s of species of different kind of plants were grown and thereafter distributed to different planned locations around the Earth. They also bread and distributed large amounts of domestic animals from this area. The base also contained a launch site, and it was here the alien spaceship was located. It primarily served as habitation and science center for the aliens while they were busy terra forming and colonizing earth in those days. In the time of Enoch , the project seems to have reached the final stages. Part two |
Religion / A Journey Through The Seven Heavens by bucksfizz(m): 10:58pm On Jan 10, 2014 |
In lots of ancient biblical texts, we can read about (what different authors) refer to as the seven heavens. But what was actually those heavens? The answer to this is not so complicated and puzzling that one might think, because the seven heavens was not some kind of additional heavens that was above our heaven or some other dimensions, but rather a large (alien made) spaceship that the alien colonists used as habitation and science station while they were busy colonizing earth in the days of Enoch. The spaceship was several stories high, and consisted of seven (or even more) separate sections on the inside. Some texts (The Zohar) also calls these stories ‘Spheres’ and the different sections ‘mansions’. In pre-flood time this spaceship was located on Earth , in an alien base called ‘The garden of Eden’ . There are no texts that gives us an accurate location where this base was, but IMV it must have been some place in Sumer, because it was in ancient Sumer that the 10 biblical patriarchs (From Adam to Noah) lived. From the third book of Enoch , we can read that the Shekina was located in the Garden of Eden: “From the day when the Holy One, blessed be He, expelled the first Adam from the garden of Eden (and onwards), Shekina was dwelling upon a kerub under the tree of life. And the first man and his generation were sitting outside the gate of the garden to behold the radiant appearance of the Shekina.” This spaceship took off and launched into space shortly before the flood, taking Enoch with them. The event was celebrated with great festivities, and the remaining aliens (on Earth) was celebrating the event , playing with trumpets and horns. The third book of Enoch gives a detailed description of this event. From the third book of Enoch: “In that time the Holy One, blessed be He, lifted up His Shekina from the earth, from their midst.In that moment came the ministering angels, the troops of hosts and the armies of 'Araboth in thousand camps and ten thousand hosts : they fetched trumpets and took the horns in their hands and surrounded the Shekina with all kinds of songs. And He ascended to the high heavens, as it is written "God is gone up with a shout, the Lord with the sound of a trumpet". In the second book of Enoch (and other texts as well) we can read that this spaceship actually contained more than seven sections (seven heavens) . However. We shall take a closer look at each of these sections in a moment and describe them as best as we can using Enoch’s own description. But before we do that, let us first take a moment to explain why Enoch was transported to this spaceship in the first place and also explain the reason for the great festivities and the welcome committee that turned up to welcome Enoch when he arrived. Let us also give a short explanation of what the aliens were doing in the garden of Eden in this time period and also take a look at their ranking system. Different spaceships We should be aware of that when ancient texts refers to and attempts to describe ancient spaceships they are not aware of that the aliens are in possession of different kind of spaceships. Thus they all are trying to describe different spaceships from different time periods as if it always is the same spaceship. As far as I have figured it out, ancient biblical texts are at least talking about two (or perhaps) three different alien spaceships. I will mention them briefly. The first one (which I will describe in this thread), is the one that was located in the Garden of Eden before the great flood and is the spaceship that Enoch boarded. The second one is the alien spaceship that landed in the alien base in Sinai (Mount Horeb) at the time of Moses about a years after the Exodus. The third one is the one that Ezekiel describes. However. It is my opinion that the spaceship (or aircrafts) that Ezekiel describe is not something that he saw himself, but is rather a story (description) he borrowed from other ancient texts. Because. At the time of Ezekiel the aliens had already left Earth. Whatever Ezekiel saw or described was however probably not a spaceship , but rather some sort of air planes. We also know that the aliens had lots of different airplanes while operating on Earth. I will describe a few of them while we go on. We should also be aware that the spaceships that we talk about here also were capable of moving and operating in the Earth’s atmosphere as well as being capable of taking off into space. Part one |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Need Friends In Abuja by bucksfizz(m): 11:20am On Dec 21, 2013 |
Hello folks. I'm new in Abuja,I need friends to hang out with,more preferably female friends. Send me a message let's meet. |
TV/Movies / Re: What Is The Scariest Movie You Have Ever Watched? by bucksfizz(m): 11:05am On Dec 21, 2013 |
sweetroses: I am a big fan of horror movies, I love how they usually keep you spell bound and on the edge of your seat with your heart in your mouth and with no idea what will happen next.Evil dead 1 and 2 |
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