I have read a lot of great article about the internet. Some praise it as one of the greatest invention of man while others see it as a curse; a plaque that will one day consume us.

I cannot decide who is right between those on the far right or at the far left of the argument as they both have beautiful and well crafted arguments.

If you are to look closely at both arguments, you'll see a vast number of truths in them.

As such, I'll not try to argue whether the internet is a good tool or the devil in our hands. Rather I'll only try to caution us about the energy we put out there while wandering around in this vast virtual world.

The internet is a huge database. The largest memory Bank in the world. But unlike the human memory, it does not forget things... At least not easily.

And when you thought you have buried a thing, it springs up like an evil surprise when you least expect it.

As such, while living your life, be careful of how you go about it. Live as rightly as possible because the internet is watching you 24/7 to capture every mistake or good thing you do.

And once it have you, it becomes almost impossible for it to leave you.

People are on their phones day and night, ready to hand you over to the internet the moment you misbehave. Take for instance, the issue of the 400l law student (which is the reason why I wrote this post btw), the internet caught him when he least expected and till forever, just about anyone connected to the internet can easily dig up that singular act of violence.

Then, it'll no longer be about him beating his girlfriend but at that point, he becomes a woman beater. Almost unemployable by any company.

To this day, I still believe we humans are not ready for the internet we invented and we can see this in the manner which people upload things about themselves without thinking about the nearest future and how easily ideas and behaviors can change.

The past will surely catch up with you on the very night of your breakthrough if you are not careful about the things you posted on the internet.

Like Isa Pantami, that piece of news about that law student will forever haunt him, denying him opportunities as many times as possible.

Please don't stunt your growth in life. Be careful of the internet. Be careful of how you express yourself especially in a public domain like your Facebook walls and twitter handles. People are always ready with their camera to feed the hungry internet with videos and images of your attitude. Be careful of those watchful eyes.

Thanks

Mustiboy:

I can't help you then

help yourself bro.
No be everybody wey give woman money de expect something in return

Mustiboy:


Your definition of a simp is exactly what the OP is doing, putting himself in a position of discomfort so as to be in the good books of the said girl. He had an hectic month and struggled to buy the teddy bear, even complaining that the money was too much when she first told her.

still mixing it up

Mustiboy:


I'm not even a Redpiller or whatever you call that shit.

Would the simp of a OP render that kind of help if it were a male who asked?

that does not mean he is a simp.

A SIMP is someone that puts himself in a subservient position in respect to a woman. A simp worship the very ground women walk on.

It doesn't mean a man who did something or a favor for a woman. Helping a line is not equivalent to being a simp. But doing that with the expectation of receiving sexual favour from her especially at the expense of your fellow man is simping.

Shamelessman01:

the guy is the new kid on the block follow him on Instagram @dbullofficial and stream his song by clicking the link below

https://audiomack.com/dbullofficial/song/dbull-charity

which block?

Mustiboy:
What is your problem, young man?

I find it difficult to believe people like you really exist. I've met many simps in my life, but I've not seen the ones as stupid as those I encounter here on Nairaland.

some of y'all don't understand the basics of Redpill and so you just work about calling everyone in sight a simp.


Op merely helped her as a friend. He didn't say he liked the girl or want her in a relationship.

Personally I don't understand why grown up girls will be hustling for teddy bears.

But they do like it anyways.


At least she no go disturb you for something again.

Hello

Check
My signature if you are having problem toasting girls or easily run out of things to say to the girl you like.

This is beautiful. I'm also grooming one too and making good progress.

Nothing beats growing together as a young couple before getting married later on.

Hi

How's your dating? Does it sulk? Check my signature

I don't know him o.

Signature

The earlier we realize that gumi is in for the money the better for us.

That man is a bloody terrorist. The north is just not ready. They keep chasing after shadows as enemies in the south.

My signature. Very important

There's nothing worse than a sinner who sees himself as a righteous person.

El Rufai sees himself as a perfect man and that's why he can never take criticism or rejection.

His downfall is soonest.

My signature. Importanter

LikeAking:
Allow her to give birth, I will train the child for you.

Thanks.

God go punish buhari

SUPERPACK:
If you are not ready to father a child why go around having sex any how. That is why I do advise people to stay away from premarital sex, sex is not food, its not water and neither a source of eternal peace. Even if she aborts it you will still score another goal again in no distant time. Please stay away from premarital sex the only long term gain in it is regrets, pains, depression and forced marriages.

The did has been done sir.

What do you advice now?

AmancalledGod:
I would have given you a very good advice, whereby you will know how to go about it without having any issues with your girlfriend, but your moniker is discouraging me.
which one is Buhari Fulani

4get moniker and talk abeg.

Na something wey don make no sleep for days naim I being come here

Good evening.

Please your matured advice is needed. Please read through.

So I met this fine girl after about 6 months of continuous chatting, calls and video calls on WhatsApp.

We were both admitted to the University this year. So we are in 100l.

I spoke with her and she agreed to date me. Personally, I knew she lovd me and I love her just as much.

We had sex a couple of times. We always use protection. But one day the condom got torn and I deposited in her.

Well I gave her postinor 2 the next day. Just a few days back she told me that as she was washing her clothes in the morning, she suddenly felt the urge to throw up and she vomited.

I asked her if she was feeling ill or anything but she said she was OK and nothing is wrong with her.

I decided to buy one of those pregnancy test strip for her to test herself. She did and she told me she saw two lines. One faint.

I told her that might be pregnancy but she said she will like to retry it again some other time. So we are giving it a few days.

But here is the thing: I cannot afford to have a baby at this time. I am not financially stable to have a baby and that is the major issue.

First off, I'm an orphan who depends on relatives for my school fees and feeding and get money for clothes with hustle.

I've been thinking about this since and till now, I just don't know how I would be able to take care of a baby. If it was when my parents were alive, I would have love to have the baby and keep with my parents but I don't know of any relative who would accept a baby or even provide money for the upkeep.

The girl is still very young. And we are both starting our school. I think at the moment abortion will be the only way out.

Sometimes I look at her and just hate myself for making her so unhappy by putting her in this sort of position.

Though I've not discussed this with her but I think she will agree if I say abortion or even ask her to keep the baby so long as I would be man enough to face the outcome.

So now, it's either me running away with my tails between my legs or rising to take responsibility for the new baby.

P. S I'm a medical student. So side hustle is a thing that is not very feasible right now.

Please your mature advice would be appreciated.

Update:

She later called me that she was just playing about the positive. It's actually negative.

That girl sha. Na the second time she de play this kain play.

Thanks to everyone especially at Offpoint1

No comment.

Me looking at everyone

And then there's pawpaw meme and that other Yoruba actor. I think odunlade or something.

This meme began recently when a guy was displaying money on social media talking about dubai.

Some people caught his funny facial expression and overnight, he got more fame than he thought would be possible.

He's now one face in many bodies and positions.

And can one forget the face that made all of us smile just by laughing as well?

I've watched some of his videos on Facebook and once he starts his smile you just can't help but smile as well

The second reigning meme in 2020 was that of Leonardo Dicaprio.

I'm not sure of the movie his laughing face was lifted from, but the meme is quite funny and popular. It is easily one of the most recognizable meme on the internet.

It has been photoshoped into various positions as well.

What happened in 2020 has started again in 2021.

A single face becomes multiple personality. I don't know those who did these or are doing it but they keep the social media fun and more expressive. Kudos.

Now the first image is the meme of 2020. It features a guy who was crying for a reason I do not know at the moment but the face has been photoshoped into almost every single position you can imagine.

Lagos governors too de make noise

They do.

This does not mean anything. Being a man, she knows you can navigate this cold world and survive.

Men think the woman cannot handle the world and the kids he is living behind so he sets her up before departing.

It's what any sensible man will do.

Even Zzor no do reach this one. Sell your market offline abeg or go Facebook

I'm a small boob big ass kinda guy.

Money.
Once you see enough bumbum, e no go too de move you again.

Sure.
Especially when she don get the money. Anyhow the woman no go fit broke again.

Before the real thing I've had plenty romances.

The first time, my thing no gree rise.. Jesu.

The girl pet the thing o but e no rise at all. She kukuma go sleep with vex.

The problem be say na me even say make we do the do o.

That was how that night went away. I kuku thank God sha since I no been get CD for house.

The next day she say she de cum. Naso I rush go buy Viagra and CD o. Make man no go fall hand again.

As I take one pill of the Viagra and we get down to the main agenda, my thing no gree come down o.

One hour I still de ontop her de do 'humpf humpf'.

She say she don tire, I come point my thing say I never release o. We do sotay me ma come tire. The thing no gree release.

I come de reason weda my thing na one way something: if e de down e no go rise and if e go up e no go fall.

Viagra tough o. But e de make my body hot like say dem put fire for my body