Khd95:
12 gallons of fresh cow milk ebry taim I visit am for kawo fo daurae

Kai Mallam I sure say ya kawo I free frm new castle diseases kwo

u i de put eye for my milk kwoo? Kai mallam

buskie13:
hey ma'am...with due respect...I'd love to know ur views about de present govt of president Buhari...how many positive news so far...tnx Beremx

no na me be buhari and you de say positive, make una live nigeria alone, im go take care of im sef, you i see me do anything?

HzRF:

Malam Malam za fromise on telefision to peed za hungiri shewdren, poour fiful Nd to fiv #5000 to za jobless youth in the kontiri
But nofin show since za get to office. Itz only cows za bisit

my fifuru, me i sory for everythim, i don fogetam for everythim i sey when i de do kwampem.

acenazt:
ur daughter zahra in my bed tonight will do

after today you i go become muslim, you i go de bend down de pic, kagi kwoo

theassassin:

kai wahlai i don dey like you small small

but you be terrorist

for the kunu ginger boku boku

yewa yewa, my fifuru nigeria i don dey like me, thinking.... I must claim my vagirns for heaven

theassassin:


thank God you know say you be terrorist

resign and become my gateman i have 2 sacks of gworo for your chewing pleasure every morning.

i will buy you kunu because you're a bastard kunu sipping monkey.

you i get gworo from kwara forest But if i resign obj go ves, wait! Wait!! The kunu i getam for ginger

IKWEREBIAFRAN:
Why are you so dull, have you condemned the recent bombing as usual?

you i say kwandem, kai me i no know kwandem.

ProfessorPeter:
Buhari where is your certificate?

kia this mallam i dey ask too much, catifica idey for school.

aryzgreat:


Kai I don pinish fiful por zis kwantiri.

Kai fiful I dey die fer seconds, I dey talk apter I go bisit cow I go bisit bictims,

Y I neba kari AK47 go pinish boko menini, I talk say I be old soja, old soja I get flenty flenty exferience por war ne

Y I dey dissafoint naijeriya fiful?

Kai. I don enter one chance.

kai you i know say i be genara, nachi ubansu i finis them for kantagora, kano even war between mallam abu and mesuya in 1900s, but boko haram i be daiska and small children now i dey ves

theassassin:
Buhari stop chewing gworo sipping kunu and burukutu

Buhari you're a terrorist

+ flis make nigeria forgivam for me, i go join islamic militant, thay tell me say allah i go give me 1m vagirns for havean if i die, make i make nigeria islamic state, kia suuleee!!! Give me my gworo and kwunu i wan go aso rock

theassassin:

kilode?
btw

i likam for you, you na friend of mr president

ki02020:
Funny presidoooooo....abeg can I have #1000 recharge card mtn

kai this fesin i need money, come you na inyamiri kwoo? You i like my cow

SUBMARINE:


Resign jorrrr

i call obj i say make i no tryam, we need more money but this seat too hot ;(

SUBMARINE:


Resign jorrrr

i call obj i say make i no tryam, we need more money but this seat too hot ;(

Ambi25:
welcome to the hood

me i tell you say i want to run you are telling to welcome, you welcome

aryzgreat:


Kai dogo.

I talk am po telebishon during fresidential elecshan say ip I bote por u por zat elecshan, I go pinish boko menini in three months, y I dey compuse ne? Y I dey do like dullradd? I dey go ebry weekend go bisit fresidential cow, y I no go bisit boko menini bictims

kai who i come for this ficture, this cow me i likan welwel, na malam idris i givam for me, me i go travel if i come back i go seeam for boko haram bictim na me i no rimamba kwatakweta.

Beremx:
Bloodykiller you again?

abeg fogivam for me, i want to rest for aso rock they think say i come to work. Me i no go killam for people again

barcanista:
Sai Presido

ya malam. My frend

aryzgreat:
Buhari y I dey sleef por fawer while boko haram are killing fiful ebry where?

I dey craze?

kai wanna fesin i be good fesin walahi, boko haram i de craz, i think me i go stopam fo them immidatelly but boko i gel fawa welwel, i go callam for jo maki come carry im wahala. Walahi

hadura29:
Shayo na bastard sha oo

you mean i buhari de shayo? Nigerians no like me oo, they just take me to aso rock to die there, no i will resign

acenazt:
Lmao Mallam President. An sha ruwa lafiya?

kalo, dont you need anything?

wealthyguyman:
The time don full o.

At his age, he needs all the assistance he can get to make impact.

We are waiting

i buhari want all nigerians to visit here and
tell me what i should do for them
www.nairaland.com/2434738/president-buhari-now-nairaland

Obijulius:
What a joke.

Nigeria is now the new night of a thousand laughs.

i will apoint mi ministas next monday( please dont laugh at my spellings you know i buhari am an ilitrate)

docmoses:
common sense hmmm smh

do u mean to insult me buhari. Kia wanna mutum daiskani. Danburauba

Lattop:
I would like you to stop smoking wet weeds it Corrupt and damage the condition of ur BRAIN







Following

you talking to your presido like that, i m talking to army commander they will fish u out, that case closed. Who again? 8-)

i buhari want all nigerians to visit here and tell me what i should do for them www.nairaland.com/2434738/president- buhari-now-nairaland

i buhari want all nigerians to visit here and tell me what i should do for them www.nairaland.com/2434738/president- buhari-now-nairaland

i buhari want all nigerians to visit here and tell me what i should do for them www.nairaland.com/2434738/president-buhari-now-nairaland

i am your president(mohammadu buhari) what can i do for you my people, place your request here,