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Okoya: Loskee, I nid 2 talk 2 u urgently
I am posted to kaduna

awww okoya u will love kd oh... Kd has a lot to offer

naijaobi: FINALLY, I HAVE BEEN POSTED TO KEBBI STATE.....

nyc state, hope u aint asthmatic cos d have sand storms der, try n get posted to d capital, d villages no make sense

Shygal congrats so happy for u

anitank: Kennie Okoya 'booi' Lil'wheezy calm down. U wil get it 2mrw ok?

hahahaha I tink say na only me see dt long name....ani u funny joor

flairlady: wow,i ve been posted to delta state,am so happy right now,me and shaks.i ve friends posted to kano,kaduna,bauchi,bornu and yobe,its saddening.congrats @shaks,moshood,sammy,bukky,jina,gombs and every other person i failed to mention.one love,house

Congrats gurl...

Brezzybone: congrat wish u all the best

thanks

Almost laughed ma guts out...some guy sent a frnd to check his name n wen his frnd check he called d guy...told him it was borno oh.. D guy just hissed n said 'if na april fool stop am oh'...it was borno for real oh

sammygold: . Bukky, i was posted to kogi, so sad nw.

e make sense jor.... Give thanks to God

Jina24: Am yet to check mine@bukky

ok come tomorrow for ur ltr

Okoya: Yepaaaaaaa
Dis is getting interesting
Una runz no dey click nii?

nassarawa was my second choice

Yay!!! I hav been posted to nassarawa state

Uj list is bein pasted now

sammygold: on my way to Jos, too many gun shots in kano dis morning as a result of last nyt bombing. I think half of d pple posted to d north wil redeploy, d security condition is just horrible. @shy, bukkylois n gombs, i hope jos is calm?

Jos it aite, its a rainy day sha...

kinnad: noooo! Okoya isn't an ibo

Kinnad kinnad kinnad...hw many times hav I told u dt he can't afford my bride price...lol

anitank: Bukky Bukky . E be like say ur boyfrnd na igbo guy

Hehehe na u talk am oh*lips sealed*

[quote author=9-zeros]me too o. if i talk how much i don spend 4 d matter, e go be like say i dey brag. God dey sha.[/quote]abi....but it is well

anitank: My dear, I got so much plans o, but I'd rather not count my chickens yet.........kipin my fingers tightly crossed

got loads of planz oh...leaving my biz here in jos for nysc...I must recover more than I will lose in jos oh...fingers and toes crossed

sammygold: @bukky, i was just told dat d guys at SA asked students to cum tomorrow, wel i wil leave for jos very early tomorrow *sweating under aircondition* nysc o!

tanks sammy u r a life saver...I just emptied my camp bag n rearranged cos I was tensed...chai ma bag is so huge....

ajelerowale: PRESENTER :- What's ur question pls? CALLER :- There's this lady i wanted in my life
shortly after my NYSC, but all my
efforts proved abortive. She wouldn't pick my calls, she would laugh at me
while
passing by, for
reasons best known 2 her. 5months later, i
was able 2 get my apartment, get a new car courtesy
of a contract job I
secured with a
major oil company. Now most of
d missed calls i have are hers, barrage of
sms & all dat.I
am confused on what 2 do,
please advice me. PRESENTER :- Listen up.Give her a call letting her
know dat u'll be at her
houseby 4pm. When it's 4, call her again
letting her know u'll be there by 6pm.
When it's 6, call her again letting her know u'll be
there by 8pm. Don't postpone again, take a cool shower,
wear ur best outfit& an attention catching
perfume. By 8pm, drive 2 her house, walk 2 her door & knock.
Once she opens, with d
sexiest smile u've got, look stylishly into her
eyes, pull her slowly 2 urself, take ur mouth
close 2 her ear & whisper '' THUNDER FIRE YOU!

Hahahahaha she deserves it joor...dis tension is giving me headache abeg...uj paste d damn list

Nyc job!!! Pls my I'd card was collected from me by the school when dey issued me my certificate...what do I do now that I have no I'd card. Thanks

sammygold: . Gudmorning bukky, i just called a coursemate of mine n he said he wants to go to students affair to find out frm a staff if d list has arrived. He promised getting in touch as soon as he suceeds. Dnt worry i wil kip u posted.

tanks dear..heard d list hasn't been pasted sha

@ sammy, pls hav u heard anytin about our list?

Pls iz ujs list out....

kinnad: u say u're ignoring it,yet u quote it. Gurl let me hit d nail on d head 4u...u're quick tempered,and hav no sense of humour. Dats not d way of life...u stil hav a long way 2go. U've just broken a record as d 1st person i'm makin a direct reply 2 since dis thread began. Congrats!!

kinnad tanks u hav d rite to think wat ever u wanna tink of me, am no offended in any way

With my iq of a 12year old I hav decided to let u rant and rave...keep talking it helps...@ uncle t tank u for understanding me n trying to keep dis thread together...@ shy n norri u gals r d bomb, we're is anita my bff. @ okoya keep calling my name ehen dat ur plan no go work lol...@ all wish u wat u wish others lol

Good morning house, hope u guys slept well wish u all d best...@ shy u see y I said bein mute on dis thread pays? @ okoya na u make me talk too much for dis thread*still mad at u*

[quote author=Ms_Steph]nd u think ur matured? Read ur posts nd think again ur IQ is like a 12yrs old. because of a common group ur getting worked up. Dats not maturity[/quote]I hav nothing else to say to ur type...well I hope u change for the btr...wish u a happy posting

[quote author=Ms_Steph]don't tell me wat to do. If you like carry dis group on ur head dat is ur wahala don't mention me here. Did I insult any1 don't spoil dis morning for me. Know the pple u can control here cos I won't kiss any1's butt. if other pple take shit form u I won't[/quote]sorry dear if my post hurts u...am sure u are a graduate n shld be matured...grow up

Gombs and ms steph...pls can u guys be matured, b4 u came here things were different(was peaceful)...pls I beg u don't change my impression of dis house with ur behaviour, n I advice u go to d old house n read d post b4 commenting on things u don't no...tank u for ur cooperation.. Good morning

norilicious: ...

ajajajaja.... lol see ya teeth..ur laugh dey make my laugh to laugh...@ all d jokes wer funny to me...in dia on way of cos...i no mind all diz quarrels cs i knw exactly wts hapenin to sm ppl..*TENSION*...so plz jst ovaluk any direct or indirect insult...NA ONE LUV O..am doin rol cal..going frm one bed to anoda to check on sleepn kings n queensis...... and i notcd sm ppl aint sleepin well..Okoya is dreaming again....n wt is he saying?? cnt hear him though..is he sayin Jigawa..OMG! i hope.....no comnt yt..uncle T seems to be chewin in his dream...n i hope is nt grass frm Katsina?? e beta be agege bread o@ sigbaski dey too gbaski tis nite..hey na who she wan blo, abeg no drag dt leg near me..na me cos am....shy is frownin...dem no gree comot u frm jos??.....see loskee dey shine tooth..e b lik sy d bauchi go favor am...oga 9 abeg sufry NO KILL AM!,,u wll b redeployd immediately...Gombs dey speak long grama for student affairs....no no no no....u dnt tell me dt...i knw my rite as a citizen.. @ I cn hear Uj shoutin straffin tins *in a chokin voice*..e b like sy na calabar im gt..WOooo! make sigba hear am..Naijaobi's facial xpression *my broda, I cannot fathom* @ Anus face wan resmble burray.,am guessing Adamawa. bukky is holdin hear teddy so tite, like she ll b nidin 4 human Duve. ms steph is snizin e b lik sy dem dey call am for kogi .babykuti is smilin, lik d Abuja runs clicked*KABOOM! for ur head o..* ....see chokolee for martial art o*tossin leg frnt n back* hmmm DG go nid dt karate..luvola is grinnin @d same tim smilin @d same time frownin..mixed feelins?? Odico dey kabash..i dey shout AMEN FOR AM..hmm Mosh dey sing, bt wt i cnt fathom is if na worship sng, luv song, tnksgivin song or war song...adedoks dey slip at d same time dey kill mosquitois, abi na 2hand slap wey im giv person nw.. is well....lol...NO! i mst finish ds rol cal..*phone drops frm hand* sleep don kidnap me..*snoring* cnt cheat nature....*cheers* i wish y'all d fuckin bst..**PAX**......

Hahaha na so d teddy no dey work jawe

Gombs: Sigba well said o...Thanks...What happened to 9zeros?...

Since the thread wants joke,let's give em jokes...But matured funny jokes not those we've read even inside secondary school magazines...Hope this one's funny o

BBM POST UTME JUNE EXAM
2012:
Answer all questions; Note no
calculator or any electronic
devices. Time:- 1hr:30mins
SECTION 1:- OBJECTIVE
1) What is the name of the first
Igbo boy that opened shop at
Alaba international market (a)
Don jazzy (B) Anyim Pius Anyim
(c) Gov. Peter Obi
(2) Who addressed herself as a
widow while her husband is still
alive (a)Dame Patience (B) Turai
(c)Stella
(3) Who Strike pass (a) Boko
Haram (B)Thunder (c) ASUU
(d)Patience Dame
(4) You can sharpen cutlass on
Banky W's head (a) True (B)
false (c) I don't know
(5) What are the names of the
two people holding hands when
you power-on a Nokia phone (a)
Charly Boy and Denrele (B) Ryan
Giggs and John Terry (C)OBJ
and IBB
(6) If the past tense of take is
took, the past tense of make is
(a) Mook (B)maked (c) maken
(7) I have a dream is to Luther
.king as I have no shoes is to … (a)
GEJ (B)IBB (c) OBJ
( What is the plural form of
GARRI (a) garris (B)garried (B)
garium
(9) If Adekunle Chukuwma
Ciroma Finally Passes WAEC, will
he write JAMB next year? (a) No
(B)Yes (c) He will opt for
NURTW
(10) Which university has the
highest no. of babes that travel
to Dubai for 2weeks and return
with British accent a)Ebus
B)Unijos c)Uniabj (d) Malu
SECTION 2:- THEORY Attempt
all questions.
(1a)Differentiate between Do or
Die and if I don't win the next
election their will be blood shed.
(B)If it took GEJ 50years to trek
to Aso rock without shoes, how
long would it have taken if he
wore TOMS?”
(2a) Using Almighty Formula,
calculate the diameter of Don
Jazzy's head (take ♊=3.14)
(B) If your X-Boyfriend or X-
girlfriend Wins N100Million
Naira In The Glo WINBIG
Promo 2 Days After you Broke
Up! FIND X! I Repeat! Find X”
(3) If Ada is a girl, and Obi is a
boy, who is Adaobi?
(B)What are the surnames of the
three statues that welcome you to
Lagos…
(4)What is the difference
between copy-copy and
giraffing.
All questions carry equal marks.
GOODLUCK=))

Awww mr jokes r too boring has finally posted a ridiculous joke....hmmmmmm *thinking aloud* how ironic...ishhhhhh

kinnad: just liked dat?? @dis 11th hourU hav just dissapointed me 2 Bukky

I hav decided to ignore dis cos u nvr new how my post came to be....sigh dis thread is not just it abeg...too much issh