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Chief Lucky: Hello is that Nondon?
Phone Operator: Yes.
Chief Lucky: Can I speak to Selator Nawrence Dafilole?
Phone Operator: Senator Lawrence Dafinone is out.
Chief Lucky: Can I message you?
Phone Operator: Sure!
Chief Lucky: Tell him Chief Nucky from Nagos called.
Phone Operator: Please spell your name!
Chief Lucky: Are you ready?
L for Elephant
U for Europe
C for Scissors
K for Chemist
Y for Wire........

9-zeros:

bukky, u don me laff n go hug transformer o! u go kill me o!

lol boss

anitank:
PLS IF U DIDNT GET THE MESSAGE I WAS TRYING TO PASS........ZIP IT!!!!!

dis thread no go kill me...haba pple saying thinz without thinkin it tru...no mind am ani na posting fever dey worry am

Shygal: bukky eeeeeh. Abeg calm dwn, jus kip ursef bizi so as 2 take ur mind off dis postin tin.

haha don't mind me...got a lot of tinz doin to take my mind off it...I just get dis occasional butterfly fluttering in ma stomach

Puhleaseeeee is ujs posting list out....bp rising.....helllllppppppppp....

Okoya:

U guyz av disappointed me.... Why not wait for west to comment
It's he's grand ma dat died and not he's mum...,
Definitely she shd be old enuf to die.... Dunno Nigerians re fond of settling for wat is not necessary...
Bukkie u shdnt av interpreted it dat way cos I never and would never make jokes out of it!
Dis is exactly wat causes problems here, BAD COMMUNICATION...
If any1 dies @ 80 above, it's a thing of joy...

West don't mind bukkie jare..., celebrate it

Besides, datz d best way to console some1 who lost some1...#matured minds#

Watever...if u followed wests post properly u should no he loved ha dearly...dunno wats d problem of peepz on dis thread....still disappointed....u were rude n insensitive...gbam!! Tryin to indirectly say some of us aint matured won't get u off d hook....done wif dis thread joor

Okoya:
U re a lucky guy! She has paid d price for ur posting... Congrats in advance

okoya dts not kul, don't make jokes outta somefin lik dt...not funny at all...disappointed

odicowest: Goodmorning my lovely good freinds,i realy mis u all.i know that all fingers are crossed.my grand mum kicked bucket yestday.thanx to all of you that prayed for us while in hospital.wish you all happy posting.thanx

awww west so sorry for ur loss may ha gentle and lovely soul rest in perfect peace

Shygal: bukky pls calm dwn oooo! Its well...

lol dear

T.stone:

*laff wan tia my belle ooOoooooo* bukky! Running stomach! It haff weli oooooo!

u shld understand d tension causes running stomach

This postin tin is giving me running stomach....

'uncle t and shy gal drimin postin tinz'...hahahahaha wen una turn joseph d drimer? Lmao I hav a feeling I will smile by tuesday

Shygal: abi ooooo, pls dnt b tensed abt ur postin ok. God knws d Best 4us! Relax

tanks gurl

9-zeros:

bukky, u got me laffin out loud!

I find it difficult living with oda people, think dts wat a lot of us r facing here

Shygal: dts d best tin 2do ma dear bukky cos u might nt recover quickly frm any insult on ur persn

abi, got a really soft hrt....gets hurt easily, dnt need it broken by a faceless person on nl

@ myke jones happy birthday dear, @ all am so tensed rite now, need to no we're I hav been posted to....stream one all d way...morning

Hmmmmm loving d fact dt am distancing ma self from dis thread, don't just want any insult on my person.

Jina24:
Am a Jossite, finished last year. I want to serve in Abuja o

Wow!! Am a jossite to dou graduated 2years ago, n I also wanna serve in abuja hope we meet in camp

ujchief:
i'm almost thru wit shopin. Some peeps are talkin of provisions. My problem is that i'm lactose intolerant (raw milk makes me purge, unles i use hot water to dilute it). So, do we have acces to hot water at camp? If not, then theres no need for provision for me.

Der r coffee shops in camp...u can buy hot water der, I am also lik u wen it comes to milk so I bot a flask

Shygal, may God protect us oh...after 10yrs of crisis jos was gettin calm b4 dis pple started again, may God put an end to dis ijn

Okoya: BUKKIE AND SIGBA, pls ignore VINCENT's previous post... Jez pretend as if u didn't see it.

I don't even no a vincent on this thread....too kul to be bothered

Vincent 4: @bukky.......pls go and Huge transformer for hell i dont care

since ur dumb brain doesn't tell u d appropriate thing to do...den I guess I hav nuffin to say to ur type...hope u grow up some day.

Vincent, dis is really not kul, can u at least respect dis page n do wat is rite, since u came here u hav been a real pain in d a.r.s.e...be matured pls

sweetrie: good mornin house. @bukky, thanks for the reply.

uw dear

Morning house, decided to post this in case u missed something while shopping


List of things you need in camp

White shorts, shirts and socks. BRING from home. I would say at least 3 pairs. This is what you will be wearing for the next 21 days. Some camps allow plain clothes on Sundays; mine didn't (actually they did, but only for guys - SEXIST LAGOS CAMP!!!)

White sneakers. BRING. NYSC will supply you with one, but you'd be lucky if they fit you. Other alternative is to exchange with someone else or buy at the market. It's better to bring one that's easy to clean because they get dirty very quickly. I bought one that all I needed to do was wipe it down with water and voila!

Dettol. BRING or BUY. It's just to disinfect your bath water, which brings me to...

Bucket. BUY in camp Mami Market. There's no sense in traveling around with a bucket, and chances are that you'll want to leave it in camp when you're leaving anyways.

Towel. BRING from home. At least you know it's clean. Anything you buy from Mami Market may or may not be secondhand. Now is NOT the time for vintage/thrift shopping!

Bedsheets, pillow cases, and a pillow. BRING from home. Again, the peace of knowing what you're sleeping on is clean. Mattresses will be provided by NYSC. It is best to "double up" with the mattresses, as they are about 1 to 2 inches thick. I basically slept on the spring for 2 weeks because I got one exceedingly thin mattress

Handkerchief. BRING from home. There will be BUCKETS of sweating. Do yourself a favor.

Sleep clothes. BRING from home. *note that it is ridiculously hot at night, so a large t-shirt or long tank top and little shorts will suffice. In my experience, I went from fully clothed at night to sleeping in my underwear by the end of the camp*

Underwear. BRING from home - DUH!!! Although I have to mention that I discovered disposable underwear at one of the stalls in the market. It's not a bad option, seeing as someone stole one of my panties! Ewwwww, how do you steal someone's underwear NASTY!

Bathroom slippers. BRING or BUY. Trust me, going barefoot for even a second in camp is NOT an option. The bathrooms are filthy! The bedrooms are dirty! The corridors are icky! Just have something on your feet at all times. 

Detergent. BUY from market. Again, this reduces the amount of load you're bringing into camp. Remember how I said camp offers no frills? You have to wash your clothes, underwear, and bed things. However, if you're lucky the mami market will have vendors offering laundry services! The only caveats are: you run the risk of your stuff getting lost (this one vendor lost my shorts, shirt and socks and had the nerve to grumble when I switched to someone else) and the money quickly adds up. It costs N50 per item, N100 for your khaki trousers or shirt, extra N50 if you want your items ironed. I'm not sure how much washing your shoes cost.

Flashlight and batteries. BRING or BUY. Seeing as there's hardly ever any electricity, and you might want to read at night, having the flashlight helps.

Toilet paper. BUY in Mami Market. The bathroom situation - well, I'll give tips in another post - but you do need toilet paper. Always carry around with you, just in case...

Painkillers, malaria medicine, allergy medicine, etc. BRING from home. You do not want to make the mistake of getting ill in camp. The camp clinic is a BIG JOKE! True story - A corper from the previous batch donated at least a million naira worth of medicine to our camp clinic, and barely a few days later, they claimed to have run out of medicine *insert BB straight face here* WTH??

Padlock. BRING or BUY. Well, I didn't take any with me because I went to camp with a hard  Samsonite suitcase - no padlocks required. And anyways, thieves apparently were simply tearing people's bags with scissors or knives to get to their things. 

Waist pouch/Fanny pack/Bum bag (or for the more fashion-conscious, a cross-body purse). BRING from home. The bum bags are more popular because they won't bang against you when you're active and your hands are free to do whatever. You need it to carry your money, phone, small valuables, pens, etc around with you at all times. You should sleep with it too. 

Good old CASH MONEY! If you're like me, you would need money for laundry, to charge your phone, to eat and drink, to purchase necessary items, to buy UNnecessary items, etc. You can budget N1000 per day to cover the basics. Make sure you bring smaller denominations... I ran into issues because I had only N1000 notes most of the time. 

Plate/Bowl or Food flask with Cup. BRING or BUY. I never ate the food provided by the camp kitchen, so I never needed these items. I only drank coffee (yup, we had a coffee stand) and ate chicken pie from TFC (Tasty Fried Chicken); shawarma (yes, we also had 3 vendors making shawarma); small chops, suya; and noodles. Ooooooh! I also bought akara in the morning (take one notch from my Aje-Butter belt), and had plantain and/or sweet potatoes for dinner. They cost N10 per piece, so it wasn't expensive and I got full on 5 pieces generally. 

Mosquito net. Erm, considering that I still got bitten by mosquitoes EVERY NIGHT and caught malaria 3 weeks after camp, I'm not sure this having this helped. Maybe BRING mosquito repellent? But you must religiously apply it on your skin! MUST!!!

moshoodn: AT LEAST, SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, HAS SUCCEEDED IN TURNING THIS THREAD INTO A TYPICAL NAIRALAND ONE. . . ITS A PITY!

HMMMMM. . . JUST SHORT OF WORDS, HONESTLY. . HMMMM.

Dude abeg calm down, u r just going on and on...pls don't drag dis thread to were it has nvr been to...abeg

Abbasufi:

DIS GUY NA ALL GALS U DEY TOAST, NAWA WO!

Sufi don't mind him, infact he has asked all d unsuspecting ladies to come live wif him in his house....lol

anitank: WHERE IS BUKKY?? MY B.DAY CRUSADE IS ABOUT TO BEGIN, AND I NEED HER ON THE FRONT ROW

Sorry dear, am sure d crusade is over now, had to sort out biz, u no biz b4 pleasure...wink wink

sweetrie: @ani, i cant see this topic on d education board, i can only view it cos i saved this page. @bukky, where can u get dt??

undies stores dear

nell07:

NOTED!!!! .
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WAIT!!!!!...... I don't wear panties!

Teh me abuh boxers joor! And whr can i get em?

Nell u can get d boxers at bend down select stores nearest to u....gbam!

sigba:
Where do i get them? Do they come in packets?

yeah dey come in packets 5 in 1 u can get dem in undies stores

sigba:
Disposable undies. Tell me about it. The price etc. Not heard of that before.

disposable undies r rily kul, 5pieces of panties for 200, just wear n throw away