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Drawsoup:
Did u eat from d drawsoup? If u did, u must be happy now... 1 unit profit made...


I'm sorry there may be no drawsoup for tomorrow. No gas to prepare the soup

Magician1503:
one day

alexistaiwo:
DSS this is that Nairaland clown I wrote petition to you about.
The one that always have something disrespectful to say about the President of Nigeria.

Oya do the needful and move his ass to permanent side.

ConcNiggress56:
thank you for the comment..

now go back home and pick your brain.

you forgot it in your make up bag

carolorun:
thanks for the game................. morning guyz

ConcNiggress56:
aww.. so sweet of you dear.

the Shepherd's flock, Ikeja (not far from sheraton and landmark hotel). call bro temitope on +234 810 635 2546 for directions

etinanguy:
G

verygudbadguy:
Dat

salbis:
k

etinanguy:
G

oshe11:
where all our Nairaland kids




Dem IpobE n Co

0b100100111:
Nice one!

Am very glad the poster didn't state the country which he will be presiding over.

Definitely knows he has all the qualities to be a Biafran President. It can never be Nigeria!


Biafrans re definitely the ones pulling the strings for him to become there president.

NwaAmaikpe:


For once I am proud of our police...

Nigerians need to accept the fact that the white man is greater than them and their useless laws.

Why should they search his boot? Does he look like a Boko Haram Recruiter..

Didn't they see diplomatic plate number...
The Chinese man is even kind, if it were me, I'd claim they stole my $300,000 and that my manhood is also lost.


They'd pay through their nose and forever learn the lesson..that the Chinese is a superior citizen of this country.

Miraculousamuel:
Good Morning Fellow Nairalanders, I hope you had a great Weekend?. Meanwhile, I felt we shouldn't be up this Morning with Monday blues all over, so I decided we had some fun by sharing our experiences with each other.
I would like to ask, what was you most embarrassing Moment in your Secondary School life

Mine happened Years ago, There's a day we usually call Judgement Day in our School, where the Proprietor would be present during the assembly and assess each students Class by Class based on the number of Red pen they have on their Mid Term Report Sheets , When a Red pen is used in writing a grade, it could amount to 5 or 6 strokes of the Cane, then think of when you have like four to five....
And there was this Newly employed, Ugly Man in our School,called Mr. Oshodi, his job is beat Students, nothing more. So on this So called Judgement day, I happened to have 2 grades written in RED! Damn it! So the day before,I had thought of what to do because I knew for sure that I'll be beaten, and I hate being beaten, I really hate Cane... Especially Horse whips.. So I decided to wear a short, thick Jean, before wearing my School Uniform.
On the D-day, my class was was the next to be dealt with, although we had few who did well, so when it was my turn, I was called upon,I sheepishly mounted the podium, and the saw that I had 2 grades written in Red, so I would be receiving 12 latches. I had already worn the Jean I planned to wear. So I lied down, waiting to be beaten, on receiving the first stroke of the Cane, It really didn't enter, but I felt something hit me, the second one came, same thing happened, but the Jean was so thick that it did make a sound whenever it was hit, so it made Mr. Oshodi become suspicious that something was fishy, so he felt my trouser, and knew it that it was different from wearing a boxer or pants, Omo come see as I dey shake, He told the Proprietor and he said I should go into one of the empty classes to remove what I wore to dust the strokes of the Cane. Shamefully, I removed it, Lo and behold, it was shown to everyone on the Assembly what I wore, it was as thick as Dried Cow Skin... The whole Assembly exclaimed as I bowed my head in shame. Afterwards, I was given the beating of my life... I was seriously beaten that I could hardly walk. After I was dealt with, I pitifully walked back to the class where I removed the Jean And had to wait till everyone was dismissed form the Assembly. On getting back to my Class, some made fun out of it, some sympathized with me as I wept more bitterly, I was Seriously embarrassed on this so called Day...

At Success International College, Ondo.


Let's hear about your own experience. ..

olasmith10:
Good morning, can someone please give me information abt how I can get the Morning water at TB Joshua's church

doublewisdom:
Enough of this Evans story. Where's Buhari?

0b100100111:
Why

Someone they should have executed and deported his corpse to Nigeria

Rubbish!

iPurge:
IS LIKE GOD WANTU PUNISH AIRTEL ABI.. I OPENED THREAD AND SAW ONLY ONE COMMENT AND 3GUESTS, ONLY FOR ME TO QUICKLY COMMENT AND CLAIM SECOND TO COMMENT AND THE BASTARD CALLED AIRTEL CUT OFF MY SERVICE.. CHAII... FROM FULL 3G TO LOW E NETWORK.. RYT NOW AM VEXED N I NID TO DO SOMETHING TO SATISFY MY ANGER..PLEASE WAT SHD I BREAK??

keenness:
I will kindly say that anyone who has enjoyed from this wonderful thread and is already admitted should join in updating all jambites who are aspiring to be in FUOYE.
God bless us all as we engage ourself in helping humanity.

keenness:
Scam!!! Do not call any number...

kheart:
Enough is enough biafrauds ll not only vacate north but middle belt as well. Imagine one chiwendu ifeanyi claiming Nigerlite.

Take ur yahoo yahoo to gully erosion republic and we can't wait to see ur biafwood or na biawood sef