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goldporte:
I am so dissapointed in u....


how could u agree to be in her friendzone? lemme be frank with... u had better stop playing mr nice guy.... if she eventually breaks up with hat alex guy.. u still dont stand a chance.. cos u are a nice guy..


what is wrong with you?


stop everything u have been doing


stop messaging her... stop calling her... dont reply her mentions... cut every ties with her... and then move on...... if she talks trash... insult her and fiire back at her.... not all these i am sorry i see you doing.....



Lemme tell u a story...

theres this fine gal in my office... theres another guy who treats this babe as trash..... he scolds her for the slightst mistake in the open..... till tomorow.. baba still dey shout for the babe anyhow..... but he dey fucck the gal scatter... me and my other guys don try butt no avail....


girls naturally love bad boys... stop ya mrr nice guy

luminouz:
If I got 44% wrong..it means am 56% right...I still passed!!!

Interview about U Who gives a fvck
I was just being funny based on what I read!!
Even khiaa commended my writing prowess!!!
If u can't see d humour in my comment......d recession is biting u hard ooo
Luminouz OUT!!!

luminouz:
*sighs* a new love season loading.....
Bunchersstab was d first to know her.....
Picked his nose too much n lost her...
In comes Alezy d Dark Knight who swept her off her feet...
Oh! So romantic! So ecstatic was she DAT she forgot her 1st love....

Here comes d INTERLUDE.....

Bunchersstab came out like a bat outta HELL...
Sweating from all orifices,professing undying love..
Even created a valentine thread like a lost albatross..
But she smacked him in d face with these words..
'U were never there...I belong to alezy now'
Oh! What pain Bunchersstab (don't know wat d fvck hez been stabbing all this while though) felt at those words..
Love is cruel,he says,but I searched for u my love,he croons....
But she says bitingly ' ur still my loyal friend'
Unperturbed as she consigned him to d gray twilight of d kingdom of FRIENDzone...
All d while Alezy grinned like a Cheshire Cat....

2ND INTERLUDE...

Suddenly d wind of change blew(prolly caused by Buhari London trip)
Alezy started acting up..or so she says..
Unreplied messages,calls, video chats n d likes....
What could be wrong, she mused...could Alezy be with Buthelezi d maid from Bulawayo...
Several days.. Or it weeks passed n all d while Bunchersstab kept being lovey dovey....hoping for a Return!!...was even bashed as a valentine sissy....
Then came d thread ' who would u love to go out with on a date'...
N SHE suddenly declares for Bunchersstab!!!...
So shocked was he DAT he stammered like a castrated leprechaun!!!!! "Whaatttt aabbout ur NL boyfriend?''..
Then came d bombshell ' I don't think he is into me anymore' she snaps back...
Bunchersstab acted all indignant (dou dancing shoki inside) attacking Alezy who claimed innocence...
But d DEED is already done...SHE is not into HIM again...
N in came Buncherstab with his GLAM again...laying a claim to his girl!!....

And all the while at the sidelines watched a certain handsome man,this 3- headed drama n he laughed silently...
Because he knows a fundamental FACT!!
He who gets d girl is not Alezy d dark Knight...
Or Bunchersstab d smooth as slick Gladiator...

But Luminouz,the ALIEN!!!

Watch out for season 2 in 3 months time....
Will Bunchersstab end up stabbing himself again??
Will Alezy get back his love?
What about d mysterious stranger who seemed so confident? What is his weapon
3 MEN n just one PRIZE!!! Her HEART!!!

Season 2 Loading....5 %
Cc skylowlow

Curiousitymaster

Lalas247

khiaa:
I never said he treated me bad, I said that I believe that he wasn't into me anymore.

Alezy:
I treated her bad? okay I guess she needs to tell u where that statement came from.

Bunchersstab:
Wen i tot i've seen it all our path crossed & i feel hopelessly & helplessly 4 u;
My khiaa,my passion,my honey,my angel,my damsel,my sweedy,my besty & heart desire...
You worth more than diamonds to me khiaa.
Khiaa my wifey & my wahala, u will be my val 2day, 2moro & alwaz.
Kingtom & chucky234, much luv to una.
Truckpusher,a little light can over come much darkness, knw also dat every oda person has d right to exist, to make thier own choice & freedom to express themselves.
*U jst dey wahala khiaa & i*
Mancade5,jbluv55 i wish una happy val
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khiaa:
He's not into me anymore, I think that he's into someone else now.

khiaa:
What have you been up to? How are things in Abuja? When are we getting married?

khiaa:
Thank goodness.

khiaa:
What is it with the side face?

khiaa:
Are you mad at me?

khiaa:
You are so cute, how are you doing?

khiaa:
You are so cute, how are you doing?

khiaa:
Lol Sweetheart no one can ever take me away from you, without you there is no me. Truckpusher and Dre are my brothers, and Chucky has been missing in action for a year now, hmmm, honey are you responsible for that?

MrCork:
....ok..so valentine day in Nigeria is in May.... correct?...they don't sell calendar?(no oofensece)

khiaa:
I'm still here for you.

khiaa:
I'm still here for you.

khiaa:
I miss conversing with you.

Truckpusher:
Don't mind the useless he-goat.

He's dying for Khiaa while I'm here with Khiaa,turning her left ,right ,back and center.

khiaa:
How are you doing?

MrCork:
...my nigggga..but why you beggin khiaa for punnnny?....can you jussss find a decent brothel?(no oofeense)

MrCork:

khiaa:
I miss you too, how come you hardly come to nairaland anymore? You know that you have been replaced by Alezy. He stole my heart.

khiaa:
Where are you?

khiaa:
I love you more Daddy. What have you been up to? I miss you.

khiaa: