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1. Wife gets naked & asks hubby,'What turns you on more, my pretty face or my sexy body?'
    Hubby looks her up & down and replies,'Your sense of humour!'


2. An elderly couple was attending Mass.
   About halfway through, the wife leans over and says to her husband, 'I just let out a silent fart; what do you think I     should do?
He replies, 'Put a new battery in your hearing aid.'


3.  A boy asks his granny, 'Have you seen my pills, they were labelled LSD?'
    Granny replies, 'Fu *k the pills, have you seen the purple dragons in the kitchen?!'

I recall my first time with a condom. I was 16 years old and went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was a beautiful female assistant behind the counter and she could see that I was new to this. She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one.

I answered honestly, "Well, not exactly; this is my first time." So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to always make sure it was on tight and secure. I nodded yes but apparently I still looked confused. So she looked all around the store to see if it was empty. It was.

"Just a minute," she said, as she walked to the door and locked it. Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. "Do these excite you?", she asked. I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was nod my head rapidly and smile. She then said it was time to slip the condom on.

As I slipped it on nice and secure, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and lay back on the desk. "Well, come on", she said, "We don't have much time."

So I climbed up on the desk and entered her. It felt so wonderful that unfortunately I couldn't hold back and KAPOW!!, I was done within just a minute, if even that long.

She looked at me with a bit of a frown. "Did you put that condom on?", she
asked.

I said, "I sure did",,,,,,,,and held up my thumb to show her.

One day a young cowboy and cowgirl decided to get married. He was a man of the world. She was an innocent bride with no experience.

After the wedding they left for their honeymoon. While driving down the road the new bride sees two cows having sex.

The new bride asks"What are them cows up to honey?"

The husband a bit flustered answers"Why can't you see? Them cows they're roping!"

She replies"Oh I see!"

After a few more hours of driving they pass two horses having sex.

Again the bride asks"What are them horses doing honey?"

The husband answers again"Them horses they're roping!"

She replies"Oh I see!"

Finally they arrive at their hotel. The couple washed up and started to get ready for bed. When they got in the bed they start to explore each other's bodies. Things are going along fine until the bride discovers her husband's penis.

"Oh my!" she cries"What is that?"

"Well darlin'" he chuckles proudly"That's ma'rope!"

She slides her hands down further and gasps"Oh my goodness! What are those?" she asks.

"Honey those're my knots!" he answers.

Finally the couple begins to make love. After several minutes the bride says"Stop honey wait a minute!"

Her husband panting a little asks"What's the matter honey am I hurting you?"

"No" the bride replies"undo them damn knots I need more rope!"

N48,000 for a 3rd hand ? when the new one is N48k at slot and even got an offer for N45,000. If you are ready to offload your 3rd hand edition for N25k cantact me

thank, so it's wort a buy right? also what does 'No RDS for the FM radio' mean?

I have heard so much hype about the Nokia E71 and must admit am really curious about what's really special about this phone and what makes it so different from any other 3G complaint phone.

If you have this phone or have used it before, can you please enlighten yours truly ?

With a budget of N500-N600K what type/model of Toyota corolla can i get? and who has any for sale?

If you have any on offer please send me a mail 'ewacreations@yahoo.com'

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Please can anybody help with names, addresses and where possible phone numbers of fashion schools available in Lagos, if any?

Will appreciate all the help i can get.
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Mine's FEBRUARY 21ST, would love a b/day mate

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hi guys,
Got power in my hands and need help using it.
Just got a nokia 6680 and i need help. geting stuff on it.
How do i download music, games, and stuff?
pls help its so frustrating

Hi guys,

Please it looks like it's almost impossible to Get a Nokia 6680 in Lagos now.

any idea(s) where i can get one.

thanks and warm regards

Hi please can anyone let me know where i can get a Nokia 6680 [new] at a good price?
Original oh pls, not fake

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