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Hahahaha.....u wickedt die!

derrick333:
Hahahah jus same call ,I recivd ysdy,@1st I was scard , but leta I cald all my siblings n de were al fyn,oboy if u c d text filld wit courses way I send dis guy?

Oboy how you take count?where ll u get "five"?na "fire" no b five

seangy4konji:
Only 5 out of 500,000 Nigerian 13 year old living in Nigeria can write a book.

Probably thinking of how to get a phone to start texting her school toasters or learnin how to spend all day on tweeter.

I hope dis isn?t a scam,why on sunday?

Bro.....i ll writing my aptitude test on sunday pls 4 heaven's sake foward ur useful materials ....waiting

keftin:
For the NNPC test format:
1. General Apt test of 120 questions comprising of 4 different parts.
PART A: Diagrams in which you will have to figure out the next one. Its exactly a lift from the GMAT 2005 and 2006. There's no difference. I do not have the GMATs at the moment else I would have written out the pages. Just study them well my people. Questions 1-30
PART B: English tests. They are quite simple enough. Antonyms, synonyms and words relating to each other. eg: Abuja is to Nigeria as Nairobi is to ,
If you have done kimberly ryan's test then there's no problem. Questions 31-60
PART C: Mathematics with the whole lot from the GMATs. Quantitative not diagramatic and charts. Questions 61-90
PART D: Shapes (folding up of unfolded and painted shapes). Still from the same GMATs. Questions 91-120

2. Skill Test, SCIENCE which is for both engineering and science. It covers the information below.

Bouyancy, Local losses, Cathode Ray Oscilloscope, Waves, Linear measuring scale, Forces that act on fluids at rest, Fluid calculations involving average velocity, Change in Momentum, Direction of flows :streamline, Adiabatic and reversible processes, Rate feed back control actions, Advantages of Polyphase systems over single phase, Converging and Diverging nuzzles, Compressible fluid flows, Thermal resiastance of Insulators, Prevenion of Corossion, Properties of Materials, Requirements 4 precipitation/ hardening in metal system, Quarter wave, Phase shift: keying data transmission difference, Isentropic flow, Size determination of packed towers, Pyrometallurgical process, What Corossion fatigue depends on?, Basic assumptions of economics of engineering production, Creep, Speed of a DC motor is controlled by?, Differential calculus, Rotary type positive displacement compressor, Ideal outlet velocity of stream from a nuzzle, Enthalpy calculation, Inductance, Reaction sequence, Intrinsic stoichiometric ratio and questions like:
---A branching step consist of a reaction of a relatively stable intermediate known as, ?
---The decimal equivalent of a hexadecimal number 3AD is ?

The site is showing temporarily unavailable,pls any 1 to help on how to go abt dat shld hlp out here!!!

I don't even trust myself,so tel me how do i trust another person?lai lai!!

What abt d monthly take home.....any 1 with d idea of hw much dey pay Bsc and ND holders?

Yes i agree cos i'm,and its really helpful now!i can do al ma chores nd cukin without itches

We love u though but we need a change....HBD Mr President

Kay17:
You gullibly believed all that! She couldn't even conquer death.

Is she Jesus?how could she av conquered death?Please face what you here to do and I choose to believe whatever I want to it's never yOur business...#thanx

When I read the book "biography of katheryn kuylman" oh my God I was so terrified and fear God in another dimension,a chapter was dedicated for the miracle God did through her healing service.....I was dazed with such aura and power she carried.....A woman that Practically floated in d air during one of services! When you read about her,u can testify

Ise Aya ni

petengine:
what training programme does ExxonMobil offer at present?

apprentiship trainning for ond holders in some engineering field

Every1 trying to move

What useless opinion do u av?is he doing ur father's work!let God decide whenever he wants

Please any1 recvd mail concerning dis trainin or call 4 d test?

Re-electing GEJ isn't my problem,the issue is the terror that ll be unleashed in the Northern part of the country as soon as INEC declears him winner!!! He should not seek re-election if the love of this country is in him!

They should go ahead and field now!they ll loose flat!!!raaaaaaaabish!.....GEJ till 2019 if its Buhari u guys has to offer!

Wicked man i say again!there's no reason anybody ll give,to convince me....left 3kid 4 years.......very wicked devil

That ll be the end of APsheet and PDP ll win if care is not taken....Any instead of Buhari....GEJ till 2019

clean2:
Repent now of your sinful evil ways to avoid eternity in hell fire,,,Jesus christ love and warn you to repent and convert now to avoid hell fire when you die

Is this how you go about preaching Jesus christ?you here talking about hell and death!!!what about his love and mercy?u dint even make us know he loves us 1st and don't want us in hell....you are here bullying people and threatening them with fire!!!pls preach love first then repentance from sins after!

Highrock:
Yes.Like formal letter.

Your address at the right hand corner:
Your Name
Your Address
Your State of Residence

Company's address at lower left corner:
Example:
Mobil Producing Nigeria
Mobile House,
1 Lekki Expressway
Victoria Island
PMB 10425
Lagos

Dear Sir/Madam
REQUEST FOR APPRENTICESHIP PROGRAM IN YOUR COMPANY

In line with the company's plan to recruit ND holders in your Apprenticeship Program as advertised recently,I would be most grateful if I'm considered for this position.

...

Then you continue...

Oga na u Rock pass!

na frustration be that ooo

God ll help us

Highrock:
Thank you tboibamz.Finally,I've completed it and gotten my reference number from ExxonMobil.
If you need help,I'll be glad to render.

Mr highrock pls how did u go that far?what nd what do i need after my cv,my statement of result(both o level and ond)cover letter?

CE222 A civil engineering course very annoying and useless to me.............wetin concern electrical\elect with such!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!our curriculum needs review

abeg which university the woman attend?

Man united players just full the list

wetin be egg again?

na them sabi o...............notin concern me

gblinkz:
. Did upload ur transcript as well

Brother my issue is the cover letter pls how do I go about it?is it going to be like a formal letter?As in( Address of the company.....My address...then the body of the letter?)I'm waiting to hear from U!!is. The cover letter a recommendation letter from ones referee?

AEGlobal:
Congratulations @Buoye1 on your training programme with ExxonMobil,

Firstly, It would be my pleasure to help. Secondly, I'd like to know if you are working with a deadline?
Finally, I shall send you a mail with the contact details of a consultant (who, by the way, is an excellent content writer). I do hope that you two can work something out together.

Congratulations once again and my very best wishes with your training programme.

AEGlobal.

Thank you sir,its just the training advert I saw which I'm trying to apply but a cover letter is required which I av no knowledge that's y I'm searching for a competent hand to help...the deadline for the application is next week