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Politics › Re: There's A Limit To What I Can Do At 72 - Buhari by Burger01(m): 7:30pm On Jun 16, 2015*

My president, do your best and leave the rest. We dey your back like hunchback. God be with you sir

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Romance › Re: Can You Toast A Girl In Yoruba/hausa/igbo? ... by Burger01(m): 7:26pm On Jun 16, 2015

laykorn:
Ishilooofu,
Ti eyan buruku
Ba ni ife rere is e......

The rest is too technical to be translated.....

Ha! Technical ke? I believe every word has corresponding language translation. I'm just not good in Yoruba or Igbo sad

Crime › Re: Lady Bites Off Manhood Of Rapist In Lagos (Graphic Pictures) by Burger01(m): 7:11pm On Jun 16, 2015

kilode100:
She might be epileptic.

That one na epileptic gone bad sad

Crime › Re: Lady Bites Off Manhood Of Rapist In Lagos (Graphic Pictures) by Burger01(m): 7:07pm On Jun 16, 2015

KingTom:
Na Temitemi1 dick wey dem cut?

How I wish it was his dicck grin

Crime › Re: Lady Bites Off Manhood Of Rapist In Lagos (Graphic Pictures) by Burger01(m): 7:04pm On Jun 16, 2015

KingTom:
The penis can actually be sewn back on, but the chances of working normally I.e Urination and Sex are slim. The better option would be a new penis, made from tissue grafted from another part of the body. However, despite this being a scientific breakthrough most of those who have had this operation complain of many anomalies in appearance and functionality. In some cases squatting down to pee just like a woman, some men who have had this done complain of forceful ëjaculation.

It's still berra than not having penis sad

Romance › Re: Can You Toast A Girl In Yoruba/hausa/igbo? ... by Burger01(m): 6:45pm On Jun 16, 2015*

Ishilove:
You are making my heart go jigijigijigigbangban

My head dey swell go Daura abeg cheesy

Crime › Re: Lady Bites Off Manhood Of Rapist In Lagos (Graphic Pictures) by Burger01(m): 6:43pm On Jun 16, 2015

osadhordy:
After seeing every godamn thing you are now telling us you can't look...............
Baby woju.......in kiss daniel voice

Lol

Romance › Re: Can You Toast A Girl In Yoruba/hausa/igbo? ... by Burger01(m): 6:40pm On Jun 16, 2015

Ishilove:
Hahahahahahahahah!!
Oh Burger...

Oh my capriccio...

Crime › Re: Lady Bites Off Manhood Of Rapist In Lagos (Graphic Pictures) by Burger01(m): 6:38pm On Jun 16, 2015

samkay12:
Well..

Girl's first response might be to say "Serves him right" but really what dumb rapist will stick his johnson in his victim's mouth.
That must be a pretty stupid idiotic Rapist

On the other hand there must have been a "rush of blood to her head" and she bit it off as an act of revenge for something he did to her in the past. Then she starts screaming Rape Rape for some sympathy.

If he was a Rapist then.. No comment from me..
If he wasn't.. then.. It's just.. sigh!!

I think I'll stay away from BJs entirely.. Better safe than prick-less

How could a rapist get mind put his dicck inside the mouth of someone being violated. I don't buy that rape story. That girl wicked! sad

Crime › Re: Lady Bites Off Manhood Of Rapist In Lagos (Graphic Pictures) by Burger01(m): 6:32pm On Jun 16, 2015

FTBOY:
that girl is a fool..she should have swallowed it

Ha!

Crime › Re: Lady Bites Off Manhood Of Rapist In Lagos (Graphic Pictures) by Burger01(m): 6:29pm On Jun 16, 2015

This is not funny o shocked

Jacksparrow 0712 come here o. I can't laugh shocked

Politics › Re: PHOTOS: Buhari Rides Much More Expensive Car Than GEJ by Burger01(m): 6:27pm On Jun 16, 2015

lordizak:
and that is now a problem?

TANdroid people are very funny cheesy

Can you imagine? From terrorist to certificate, from certificate to clothes, now from clothes to expensive cars.... these guys are just way too funny cheesy

Romance › Re: Can You Toast A Girl In Yoruba/hausa/igbo? ... by Burger01(m): 6:20pm On Jun 16, 2015

Ishilove:
Be careful what you wish for

I nor be careful o. I go carefree. If you like ride me make I die. I fit die on your matter cheesy

Politics › Re: Atiku Pays Buhari A Courtesy Visit At Defence House (photos) by Burger01(m): 6:15pm On Jun 16, 2015

Him be like say Atiku carry Wembley 4 football for tummy. Abi na my eyes? sad

Romance › Re: Can You Toast A Girl In Yoruba/hausa/igbo? ... by Burger01(m): 6:10pm On Jun 16, 2015

Ishilove:

When you see cowgirl, you go fear cowgirl

If na you be the cowgirl, I nor go fear. My mind take am cheesy

Politics › Re: Kashamu Donates 30 Trailers Of Rice To Osun Workers by Burger01(m): 6:08pm On Jun 16, 2015

Dorrobucci:
.
Mr man shut up and go and collect your own rice.

Politics › Re: Buhari Tells Nigerians In South Africa To Respect Themselves by Burger01(m): 6:01pm On Jun 16, 2015

temitemi1:
In another news, pple are dying back home...

...and you're still alive. Why didn't you die huh

Romance › Re: Can You Toast A Girl In Yoruba/hausa/igbo? ... by Burger01(m): 5:32pm On Jun 16, 2015

Abeg, somebody help me translate to Yoruba, Igbo or Hausa so I can pass it on to the intended recipient cheesy

....

***
Ishilove,
When the wrong one
Loves you right
You give me love appeal
All that you want
Is all that I will be
Be my cowgirl
Ride me spellbound
Not asking for much
But my seeds
Bearing fruits
Toddling fruits
This much my desire
You spelled me.....SENSELESS!
***

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Politics › Re: Buhari To Fight Graft With 5 Special Laws by Burger01(m): 1:34pm On Jun 16, 2015

Buhari really working and determined. God be with you my presido. Whistle blower protection. Hmm that makes sense. Time to blow whistles on some e-rats cheesy

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Politics › Re: Unassailable Facts About Pipeline Vandalism by Burger01(m): 12:44pm On Jun 16, 2015

temitemi1:
Baba has promised us 'change'

Yes! Baba will deliver

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Family › Re: See What This Kid Is Wearing by Burger01(m): 12:38pm On Jun 16, 2015

We have seen this on front page before. MOD! cheesy

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Politics › Re: FG Remitted $100m For Sold $1.85b Oil Bloc by Burger01(m): 12:12pm On Jun 16, 2015

Dorrobucci:
.

If you have one, you won't be jumping from one thread to another commenting rubbish.

Mumu, if you like pin your hope on a 73yrs old man, your eye go soon clear. Baboon!

Loser. Go and die poor fellow grin

Car Talk › Re: Photo: Is This The Best Way Of Securing Your Car From Theft? by Burger01(m): 12:09pm On Jun 16, 2015

One strike of jack hammer and that chain will break. Install security immobilizer and you will be good

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Politics › Re: FG Remitted $100m For Sold $1.85b Oil Bloc by Burger01(m): 11:59am On Jun 16, 2015

Dorrobucci:
.

Keep hoping, if you like don't go and find something to do. bingo

...and which TANdroid told you I don't have something to do? Dog, it's better to hope than not having hope at all, as the case was under clueless Jonathan cheesy

Fanirandele:
GEJ chai

^^^
Don't be surprised. The rot under Jonathan was massive. I'm sure PMB will tidy it up to the detriment of enemies of Nigeria. It shall be well with Nigeria

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Politics › Re: Eko Electricity To Add 474MW From Embedded Generation by Burger01(m): 11:42am On Jun 16, 2015

Eko oni baje. O baje ti

Politics › Re: FG Remitted $100m For Sold $1.85b Oil Bloc by Burger01(m): 11:40am On Jun 16, 2015

Nigeria, under Buhari, will get it right.

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Politics › Re: Buhari Shares Table With Mugabe At AU Summit Dinner Last Night (photos) by Burger01(m): 10:51am On Jun 16, 2015

DULLARDipo:
He looks like a "DULLARD" among dignitaries....with his farmer cap

Your father is a dullard.. Son of perdition.

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Politics › Re: Buhari Shares Table With Mugabe At AU Summit Dinner Last Night (photos) by Burger01(m): 10:50am On Jun 16, 2015

My fine president! Most handsome and dedicated president. People around him are always smiling, so will Nigerians

God bless you sir.

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Politics › Re: President Buhari Back To Nigeria From AU Summit In South Africa (photos) by Burger01(m): 10:27am On Jun 16, 2015

Euro31:
Fuucck my bastard father

I sight Osinbajo ...

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Politics › Re: President Buhari Back To Nigeria From AU Summit In South Africa (photos) by Burger01(m): 10:25am On Jun 16, 2015*

Proud of you sirs!

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