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Redoil:
i don taste her food she no sabi cook

jacksparrow1207:
it's just 700. I've got an hour more. I'm not wasting it on NL
Yea, I like sleep more than puCC
Morning boss

jacksparrow1207:
Trust or not giving a fvck?

jacksparrow1207:
*yawn$* I'll be back when I'm awake

justwise:
Pls don't...too innocent to hear that

justwise:
To the truth?

justwise:
Don't worry she got your back

coogar:
you dey craze!
you better don't let me expose how you couldn't use cutleries that night. you even attempted to use your left hand to scoop the pasta into your mouth when the fork nor gree you.

justwise:
Burger01

Ishilove:
In that case Cynthia Uwak will be perfect for you. She looks like Arnold Schwartzeneggar in his younger days, so yeah, she will be your perfect mate

Ishilove:

Ishilove:
Okay Burger01, here's my experience

I've met with a number of nairalanders, but the most memorable for me is one I had 3years ago with a very dear friend of mine.

This dude is very popular and well respected in one of nairaland's hottest sections, and he is also very intelligent, which is what attracted me to him in the first place.

When I had this date with him, I was expecting we would sit down and gist since it would be our first time meeting. Instead, na Isrealite journey we enter so.

This guy na proper Johnny Walker. Na so we use leg waka up and down Lagos Island in the name of sight seeing. By the time we finished the waka, inside hot sun, I felt like fainting.

In fact, that day I developed 'yam leg'. If this is how to keep fit, abeg lemme enjoy my fufu and banga and be happy.

But I digress!

So, after the whole wakaring, I dragged myself home, crashed on my bed and woke up with body pains the following day.

Despite this, it was very educational date. We even went to one art museum place like that where I saw a lot of amazing works of art. I got a free lecture on various festivals in Lagos and a whole lot more. Very lovely

It was a very lovely, physically exhausting date. Three dates like that in a year and I will drop to a size 10

UnknownT:
Let me guess, your favourite alphabet is letter S. The way you littered the letter all over the thread right from the title eh!

jacksparrow1207:
Una be ho.mo?

MizMyColi:
Hahahahahahaha

We nuh dey publicize this kyn ish.
Except the other parry wants it so.

Bad Mahket tins

jacksparrow1207:
I go invite all of una for wedding