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Romance › Re: Help! My Friend's Side Chick Is Asking Me Out by Burger01(m): 7:07am On Apr 13, 2015
Vince77:
Yea u r right. It takes alot to get such tot out of d mind
...and what if 'that' didn't happen? I mean what if your friend is yet to bleep the girl? Live your life and concentrate on the babe if you so love her. Damn every other person...your friend bleeped the babe or not. It's your call.
Celebrities › Re: Bola Tinubu Blows His Wife A Hot Kiss To Celebrate APC Win (photo). by Burger01(m):
fatdon2:
Beauty And The Beast grin
C'mon!


Btw:

"CHANGE!" STARTS WITH YOU!

When someone in the car ahead of you throws wastes on the road, drive next to him, roll down your window & shout, "change!" #ChangeNigeria

When you are on a queue and someone tries to force his way in front, scream "change!!". #ChangeNigeria.

At the point of entry at either the air or sea port, if a Custom or Immigration official is trying to collect bribe. Shout "Change". # Change Nigeria

A landlord that 'habitually' increases house rent. Shout to him "Change". # Change Nigeria

Any irregularity in the measurement of food items in the market or the display of fake products in a supermarket or drug store. Shout "Change". #Change Nigeria

Any lecturer that wants to collect bribe either in cash or in kind. Shout to him "Change". # Change Nigeria

Any public or private servant that is stealing our national heritage. Shout "Change".# Change Nigeria#.
When a police officer stops your car and says "Oga, anything for the boys?", tell him, "change!". #ChangeNigeria

When you walk past any Nigerian who throws paper or banana peel on the floor, please stop him and tell him, "change!". #ChangeNigeria.

If the church near your house is using a loud speaker to disturb the neighbourhood, visit the Pastor and say, "Change!" #ChangeNigeria

If the mosque near your house is using a loud speaker to disturb the neighbourhood, visit the Imam and say, "Change" #ChangeNigeria

If you are in a vehicle and the driver is driving like someone possessed, shout "Change!" #ChangeNigeria.

When somebody is trying to jump a queue at either the bank or the fuel station or the ATM stand shout "Change". #change Nigeria#

When an Electricity official cuts your light unjustly shout "Change". # Change Nigeria#

If someone is answering a phone and lies about his/her location, shout "Change"#

If you are a friend to a man/woman who goes to meet another woman/man and deceives his/her wife/husband that he/she is traveling on an official duty, whisper "CHANGE!"

When a fuel attendant tries to short-dispense fuel into your car remind him about "Change " #Change Nigeria#
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romancelanders Voice Note Thread 2015 by Burger01(m): 8:46pm On Apr 12, 2015
ISHILOVEWHYNA:
[size=14pt] http://apk-dl.com/download/android/com.prime.studio.apps.crazy.girl.voice.changer/


http://www.9apps.com/android-apps/Girls-Voice-Changer/

any ^RoosterDrinker^ can always use voice changer apps to fvvvking clone their voices....
even if you have a deep baritone voice it will convert it to a nice sexy voice....and gbbbaaaam!!!!we are deceived forever....
i refuse to be deceived angry

fvck all this fake lady monikers....


fvvvckers angry
ishilove bby please i promise to be a caring husband....
lemme head into lit section and write a poem for you...
i will compete in any bout with burger01 for you sizzling touches and undiluted love...
my love please dont tick that ban button again please...
i promise to change the kids pampers....
please my love....
you breaking my heart cry angry[/size]
You are still a small boiy mahn. You can't handle Ishilove.smiley
Romance › Re: Ways To Remind Your Man That You Love Him by Burger01(m): 7:42pm On Apr 12, 2015
Some guys don't even like dis wahala.
Politics › Re: Photo: Amosun’s Victory Rally by Burger01(m): 7:14pm On Apr 12, 2015
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Politics › Re: Man Treks From Lagos To Abuja To Fulfil The Vow He Made If Buhari Wins (photos) by Burger01(m): 6:22pm On Apr 12, 2015
spongeisback:
He's a real man unlike some Nairalanders that promised to deactivate their accounts if Buhari wins and they're still here ranting like the sore loser they're....
Lol. Don't mind them sore loserscheesy
Politics › Re: Dankwambo Wins Gombe Governorship Election by Burger01(m): 5:41pm On Apr 12, 2015
ILIDEFI:
Don't be too sure. APC will still have an internal crisis. That is imminent. What will determine it's survival is the handling of their internal crisis. The truth us that some of those governors can still defect back to PDP when APC starts fumbling.
APC will not 'fumble'. I know that, at least, not for the next 25 years...
Politics › Re: Dankwambo Wins Gombe Governorship Election by Burger01(m): 5:20pm On Apr 12, 2015
ozoigbondu:
Where are those that said PDP is dead or turning to a regional party we are coming back stronger and better
PDP is dead, abeg. How many states do they have throughout the federation?
Politics › Re: Adamawa - Nuhu Ribadu [PDP], Concedes Defeat, Releases Concession Statement by Burger01(m): 4:55pm On Apr 12, 2015
phemmyjohnson:
He would have been part of the change buh he wanted disaster instead!!!
Migrating from one party to the other..
Nemesis catching up with Ribadu live in 3D!!!
Definately the end of the journey for him..
"Two minutes silence for his political career"
Indeed, patience is a virtue.

Christianity Etc › Re: He Took Holy Communion And Had Sex After Church, Any Repercusion? by Burger01(m):
smiley
Politics › Re: Ajimobi, New Re-Elected Oyo Governor Got A Kiss From His Wife. by Burger01(m):
smiley
Politics › Re: Lagos Gubernatorial Elections Collation Updates by Burger01(m): 2:48pm On Apr 12, 2015
lilflipnerd:
Ambo Ambo
Ati de, ati de!

Ambo.. A ti de!

Eko o ni baje! O baje ti.

Politics › Re: Air Force patrol helicopters observing the protests around Akwa Ibom by Burger01(m): 1:56pm On Apr 12, 2015
omenka:
INEC should simply reschedule Akwa Ibom and Rivers states elections. What took place in both states was anything but elections.
That would be a tough call.
Politics › Re: Air Force patrol helicopters observing the protests around Akwa Ibom by Burger01(m): 1:51pm On Apr 12, 2015
Massive rigging in Akwa Ibom. APC should just forget that dungeonundecided
Politics › Re: Governor Amaechi Has Failed To Deliver His LGA For His Party, APC. by Burger01(m): 1:48pm On Apr 12, 2015
That's politics, you can't win all. More so, the rigging out there is massive.undecided
Music/Radio › Re: I Am Not Who you Think I Am (Lyrics Lounge) by Burger01(m):
niceguy7:
So this made fp?
smiley
Music/Radio › Re: I Am Not Who you Think I Am (Lyrics Lounge) by Burger01(m): 1:39pm On Apr 12, 2015
He try sasmiley
Politics › Re: Woman Arrested For Stuffing Food Cooler With Ballot Papers In Abia by Burger01(m): 1:37pm On Apr 12, 2015
PDP rigging unparalleledsmiley
Politics › Re: Emir's Palace In Gombe Burnt By Irate Mob by Burger01(m): 1:31pm On Apr 12, 2015
PDP and cheats! Like bread and buttersmiley
Politics › Re: Sokoto: Tambuwal Leading In All 18 Lgas Declared By INEC by Burger01(m): 1:22pm On Apr 12, 2015
Expected.
Politics › Re: Oyo Governorship Election Results From 27 Of The 33 LGA's by Burger01(m): 1:13pm On Apr 12, 2015
efilefun:
Atleast he's better than that TURA ambassador that kept straffing all LAUTECH students
..and also better than that Alibaba Ladoja, who recently returned stolen N500m just to save facesmiley
Politics › Re: Oyo Governorship Election Results From 27 Of The 33 LGA's by Burger01(m):
stinggy:
OMG
That gap-toothed thief will return to Agodi cry cry
smiley
Politics › Re: Picture Of A Man Running With Stolen Ballot Box by Burger01(m): 12:56pm On Apr 12, 2015
babaearly:
There are two scenarios here: either this guy is a ballot box snatcher employed by pdp thugs or he is protecting the ballot box from being snatched by pdp thugs
I will go for the latter. I don't trust PDPsmiley
Politics › Re: INEC Declares Apc’s Amosun Winner Of Ogun Governorship Election by Burger01(m): 12:53pm On Apr 12, 2015
stevolinkon40:
grin tongue Next is ladoja grin tongue
Ladowetin! Forgetsmiley
Politics › Re: INEC Declares Apc’s Amosun Winner Of Ogun Governorship Election by Burger01(m): 12:50pm On Apr 12, 2015
Expected. Congrats Amosun. Omo wa ni e!
Music/Radio › Re: Thanks To Nairalanders, Romancelanders Most Especially! by Burger01(m): 12:35pm On Apr 12, 2015
Babzilla:
Bros d tin don tey 4 pipe abi na till d pipe rust finish ne?
Lol, make una ask him o. Only God knows when he go deliver. I don keep my 100naira for a copy of his albumwink
Christianity Etc › Re: How Some Ladies Attract Spirit Husbands by Burger01(m): 10:43am On Apr 12, 2015
freecocoa:
How did you ascertain that? Were you a guest at the wedding ceremony?
Help me ask him. I'm eager for an answer.smiley
Christianity Etc › Re: How Some Ladies Attract Spirit Husbands by Burger01(m): 10:40am On Apr 12, 2015
Interesting.

Politics › Re: INEC: Official Results From Akwa Ibom So Far by Burger01(m):
smiley
Politics › Re: Tambuwal Takes Early Lead In Sokoto by Burger01(m): 10:28am On Apr 12, 2015
Of course, as expected.

APC!
Christianity Etc › Re: Can U Alow Your Child Become A Reverend Father After 7yrs Of Searching 4a Child by Burger01(m): 10:26am On Apr 12, 2015
Lol. This one go tough mehn! Reverend wetin! No waaey! Especially if he is the only child.angry smiley
Family › Re: If You Use These Back Then And You Are Still Single, What's Happening? by Burger01(m): 9:19am On Apr 12, 2015
Adamo84:
Choice! Bros me na small pikin ooo, I just dey follow Una for back. I nor wan die young ooo grin
Lol. May you grow older than my uncle Abraham.. Amen!cheesy

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