₦airaland Forum

yuncka:
the only person I fell in love wit on Nairaland turned out to be Asari Dokubo's wife. I no trust all dem girls wit fake DPs here.

Bros, yarn us na

jacksparrow1207:
Baba, the babe was right tho the future in us is as impossible as a camel getting into the needle

Hahahaha!

That bad!?

jacksparrow1207:
Bros, no be small o. As in ehn. We been no dey even live same area. The gal wan dey play me smart, I outsmarted her

Lol. Ogbeni, love and relationship transcend every barrier you can think of.

jacksparrow1207:
Lol. Just two
The second dumped me cuz she couldn't picture a future in us
I no know when she turn prophetess o

Hehehe, abeg sparrow, yarn me more about the prophetess

jacksparrow1207:
*slightly open one eyes* oh! Na my padi morning boss
* gets back inside duvet*

Lazy las, get your frigging azz off the bed!

aniagoluaustin:
hahhahhahha..see ds guy..I pray oh

Nothing is ever impossible in this life. We do our best and get the hell out. Believe me, we dey on ground for the wedding grand finale. Believe, work towards it and the babe is yours, of course, given the chemistry is just right.

jacksparrow1207:
*yawns* good morning NLders

Lazy las. Morn. Drop your experience. I know ya have bounty of it.

Congrats. We dey on ground for the wedding grand finale

*Ishilove, Nne come share ya experience

efilefun:
He needs to clear the corrupt head of our forces Cuz they are just too corrupt to still be in office

Exactly.

holluwai:
No mind them, na the last thing wey she go ever be be that. Seyi na friend nah friend to almost all happening babes for OSU nah.

Lol. Those girls were wild back in school

Time this oba is left alone. He don do.

holluwai:
Exactly! Seyi wey be OSU girl, we lived in the same hall at one time, hahaha!
This list is just bullish!

Seyi wey me I know wella, with her big framed friend now in USA. If i hear virgin.

Ishilove:
I don't trust that Adokiye... It is very easy to claim virgin, but when you check down below, it is wider than a water melon

E wuu o. Nne, mbanu, biko

Symphony007:
It was only a matter of time!! ...by that I mean less than two weeks!!

Nollywood! Smh.

Yeah, I know that of Dr. Abubakar Koro Muhammad. Scammers. They all use same format

missclasssy:
..

I was just kidding earlier on. Let me give this one from bruno mars


I'll pick up these broken pieces 'til I'm bleeding
If that'll make it right
'Cause there'll be no sunlight
If I lose you, baby
There'll be no clear skies
If I lose you, baby
And just like the clouds
My eyes will do the same, if you walk away

Me likey. Well connected.

PointB:
Forgive and move on?

Has he shown remorse? Has he apologised yet for his unprovoked barbaric and savagery genocidal incitement?

Until he does so, he's murdered sleep and will never have peace!

Has he shown remorse!? Forget it. That's a long call.

Ishilove:
You are very welcome to my church. Prepare for 3 days dry fast. You know Nigerian unseriousness is very hard to get rid of. They are wickedly wicked and badly bad.

3 days dry fast! Girl, he be like say we go meet inside lagoon.

cocokiller1:
dat wasn't rivers REC but rather the RO

Oh, yeah, Exactly. My bad.

Good one Jega. Corruption and malpractices must not be encouraged in INEC. I also suspect that Rivers Returning Officer . Was really fighting his conscience the other day

itetemi:
dem still dey court.

make dem sitdown for court o

I wonder o

Let them continue

ThisMeansWAR:
Ogbo never forgive

Go and quench inside the lagoon

seunmsg:
Good showing by the APC. Let's see how PDP will fare as an opposition party.

Exactly. Let the table turn against the opposition (PDP) and lets assess how they fair

There is no need to stir up the hornet's nest. This oba self

You don't mean it!

His political career been seriously 'Jegarized'