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Autos › Re: Registered Honda Accord '07 For Urgent Sale by Burger01(op): 7:49am On Mar 20, 2015

Romance › Re: The WOOING CHALLENGE 2015 [Female Edition] #DAY1 by Burger01(m): 8:47pm On Mar 19, 2015*

Ishilove:

Awww so sweet of you! You unlocked my heart with that blaster.

Muted. My feelings for you been muted for so long a time
I've been a secret admirer of you, I remain muted no more!
You make me high and I'm dropping this for you.
I don't give a hoot if Seun bans me fifty years

I can write from Adam - a biblical patriarch,
To Zacchaeus - a tax-collector at Jericho.
I will chose to write from 'Ishi' to the 'Love'
Fifty Shades for grey is what I give to you.

A Darkrebel666 rhythmically ventricles
Compares not to a French kiss on top Eiffel Tower
Or having smooching spells on the balcony of Hotel du Cap-Eden-Roc

I will be the one you call daddy moi
Hold you and never let you go
A shoulder you can lean on
Kiss you from Lagos to Boston
Lick lollipop off your fine lips
Lick your tears when you cry
Carry you when you are weak
Understand you when you need understanding
Remain sleepless when you can't sleep

Better pikin, fine girl
I will tingle you down south
Make you scream for more
If I move it in and out
Will it make you scream inside?
I will move it right and left
And make it last all night

Breakfast in big Mac's
Shopping in Tiffany
Eyes behind shades
We pop rozay in Reno
We fly to Caribbean Island
Bath you in and out
Around me you are safe
A 100 Eyop will fall by the roadside
I gat eyes, my eyes are for you
Only you I see on Nairaland.

The creator created Eve from Adam's rib
My rib been missing since I was born
Used to create a masterpiece like you
I adore you just the way you are
God wouldn't have done any better
With a masterpiece like you

Can't you see Ishilove
I'm hopelessly enchanted
Mesmerised by your beauty
Blasted away by your brains
Like Rozzayy so into Djeezy
I'm so into you baby
Keep a diary of me in your heart
I will see you when we get there....

Ciao.

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Romance › Re: The WOOING CHALLENGE 2015 [Female Edition] #DAY1 by Burger01(m): 8:18pm On Mar 19, 2015

naijaboiy:
While we are waiting for the verdict of burger01 and djeezy.

Africanapple,,vickybee,,April07 & Aipete2 please come and drop your lines.

Can I drop a line for Ishi?

Romance › Re: The WOOING CHALLENGE 2015 [Female Edition] #DAY1 by Burger01(m): 8:15pm On Mar 19, 2015

Ishilove:
Burger01,

You know I'm not a poet.

I won't even declare undying love, heck no!! How can I declare undying love when we haven't even met??

But these words come straight from my heart.

There's something about you... I just can't put my finger on it.

Your comments have me chuckling giddily, like a teenager high on hormones. Lol

Did I tell you I'm sapiosexual? Yes baby, I am. I am attracted to intelligent men. You are so frigging intelligent...wtf!!

You are one of the reasons I login to Nairaland, and I follow you bumper to bumper... Bleep it, I stalk you!!

I have the biggest crush on you, mehn. There, I've said it.

In short, I send you die...

Whao!!!

I'm speechless!

Romance › Re: The WOOING CHALLENGE 2015 [Female Edition] #DAY1 by Burger01(m): 8:10pm On Mar 19, 2015*

Ishilove:
Hi burger01.

Lines Loading

**Heart beating faster. Amarula to the rescue**

Politics › Re: Boko Haram: Nigeria And Neighbours Chad, Cameroon And Niger Celebrate Victories by Burger01(m): 3:51pm On Mar 19, 2015

But, where Shekau? He don die somewhere? Abeg dig his corpse and bring it to Aso Rock

Politics › Re: PDP Coordinators Beat Up Zonal Secretary (Photo) by Burger01(m): 3:24pm On Mar 19, 2015

OAM4J:
Are you the woman in the picture?

Lol

Politics › Re: PDP Coordinators Beat Up Zonal Secretary (Photo) by Burger01(m): 2:53pm On Mar 19, 2015

P.D.Pigs

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Politics › Re: Some Revealing Pictures In OPC Rally In Lagos by Burger01(m): 2:15pm On Mar 19, 2015

WisdomFlakes:
PDP and thuggery are like 5 and 6.

Just imagine!

Romance › Re: Ladies: Can You Marry A Man Who Is Currently Earning N50,000 Monthly As Salary? by Burger01(m): 2:00pm On Mar 19, 2015*

Ishilove:
Yels?

Just making sure you still dey within my abode cheesy

Romance › Re: Ladies: Can You Marry A Man Who Is Currently Earning N50,000 Monthly As Salary? by Burger01(m): 1:44pm On Mar 19, 2015

Ishilove!!

Health › Re: Can Madness Be Heriditary? by Burger01(m): 1:44pm On Mar 19, 2015

Bonapart:
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Politics › Re: Buhari's Presidential Campaign At Agege Stadium (Pictures) by Burger01(m): 1:09pm On Mar 19, 2015

Whao!!

Agege for Buhari

Sai Buhari ojire

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Travel › Re: Photo: Check Out How Orderly Lagos Traffic Was In The 60's by Burger01(m): 1:02pm On Mar 19, 2015

kestolove95:
So wat. Went wrong?

Corruption and indiscipline.. angry

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Politics › Re: Buhari's Interactive Session With Women- (live Photos) by Burger01(m): 12:31pm On Mar 19, 2015

Whao!! Women's general

Sai Buhari Joor!

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Business › Re: Scarcity Of Dollars Hits FOREIGN EXCHANGE Market by Burger01(m): 11:04am On Mar 19, 2015

Why dollar no go scarce when Jonathan don mop up everything for political campaign undecided

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Politics › Re: Throwback: Sir Ahmadu Bello's Burnt House In Kaduna,1966 Where He Died by Burger01(m): 9:42am On Mar 19, 2015

shakaTheZulu:
Buhari is a terrorist
Apc Is bokoharam
Gej till 2019

Robot, you don come again. U no dey tire for this your post?

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Autos › Re: Registered Honda Accord '07 For Urgent Sale by Burger01(op): 9:11am On Mar 19, 2015

Neat

Autos › Re: 2005 Toyota Prius For Take Home by Burger01(op): 9:10am On Mar 19, 2015

Politics › Re: Why I Refused To Devalue Naira, Remove Fuel Subsidy - Buhari by Burger01(m): 9:09am On Mar 19, 2015

anonimi:
We've seen how Thief'nuibu cabal ruined Lagos state for 16 gruesome years.

We need that change before Lagos state becomes irredeemable!!!

Well, that's for Lagos state, I don't give a hoot. Presidential and national matter is d one wey concern man pikiin called Burger01 cheesy

Politics › Re: Why I Refused To Devalue Naira, Remove Fuel Subsidy - Buhari by Burger01(m): 8:49am On Mar 19, 2015

Vig86:
The person that taught you the economic implications of subsidy and devaluation didn't teach you that there are some economic shocks that will leave you with no option than to play along. The devaluation of Naira will help enhance exports and minimise capital outflow. Those paying for their kids in foreign countries bears the pain, and it's the rich(they can afford it). Since the news of naira digging the ground to bury itself, I haven't seen Mama Chy's price of Garri changed. The price of rice still the same at least, from where I am staying.

Many people in Nigeria live in abject existence and bruh, believe you me, these people won't give a hoot for this your write up. undecided

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Politics › Re: Why I Refused To Devalue Naira, Remove Fuel Subsidy - Buhari by Burger01(m): 8:46am On Mar 19, 2015

samnificent:
This Buhari Guy self... Let's give a try and saee what he can do

That's it! We've seen what Jonathan has got to offer for 6 gruesome years. We need that change before Nigeria becomes irredeemable..

Politics › Re: Why I Refused To Devalue Naira, Remove Fuel Subsidy - Buhari by Burger01(m): 8:25am On Mar 19, 2015

Buhari, a very intelligent leader! Well intelligent and focused. The clueless intelligence of a PhD holder can never measure up to half of Buhari's intelligence. Nigeria will be better managed by Buhari. In God we trust for Buhari to make Nigeria great.

Sai Buhari, I and my PVC remain overtly and ever loyal to you.

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Politics › Re: 12 Political Parties Pledge Allegiance To APC by Burger01(m): 8:18am On Mar 19, 2015

Nice one.

I have Decided!

Sai Buhari!

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Politics › Re: INEC Ready For Next Week's General Elections - Jega by Burger01(m): 7:56am On Mar 19, 2015

Here we go!

Sai Buhari.

**Grabs PVC and smiles**

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Politics › Re: PHOTO: Have You Seen This Advert Mocking Jonathan? by Burger01(m): 5:42pm On Mar 18, 2015

Goodluck Dunno Jonathan... That makes lota sense..

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Crime › Re: Aisha Mustapha's Body After She Was Found (Graphic Photo) by Burger01(m): 3:14pm On Mar 18, 2015

Why show us this. We wan carry autopsy? undecided

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Health › Re: My Doctor Told Me That Am Infected With HIV Without Prior Notice Of The Test! by Burger01(m): 2:37pm On Mar 18, 2015

Absolutely NO! That's against clinical ethics and standards. A patient must be informed of such test and consent gotten. In the breach, as the case may be, the clinical practitioner can be sued to court.

But, well, the guy should take it in good faith and move on. HIV doesn't kill.

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Romance › Re: The WOOING CHALLENGE 2015 Selection Thread[female Edition] by Burger01(m): 2:19pm On Mar 18, 2015

mirexxx:
go drink poison

I mentioned u buh u snubbed me

Yeeeesh

Politics › Re: Prof. Osibanjo Visits Ejigbo Osun State (photos) by Burger01(m): 2:09pm On Mar 18, 2015

Rilwayne001:
Pdp

Failure!!! cheesy

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Politics › Re: Prof. Osibanjo Visits Ejigbo Osun State (photos) by Burger01(m): 2:09pm On Mar 18, 2015

Incoming Vice

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Politics › Re: APC Vows To Drag President Jonathan To ICC Over OPC Protests by Burger01(m): 1:30pm On Mar 18, 2015

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