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Mimzyy:
Wandering on the streets of the *** section,
I stumbled upon him
Struck by his intellect, I hit the follow button in anticipation.
Day after day, I watched him.

He’s so complicated yet so simple
He seems so hard to understand but when he looks into the mirror, He sees what he tries to hide from the rest of the world.
He is a mystery that I am not in a hurry to unravel
I found me a new friend in you…

Guess his sobriquet?

Hardmirror! you have an admirer.

MrCork:
..ermm bro..we don't meannto sound rude but do you resalize romance section strictly for chasing chicks...an not for poem?

You use poems to chase chics, bro.

the perverted mynd
whose mind shakes forty four times
when teens post a post.

lezz:
Maybe the rules have changed to which I will gladly drink to

Amen! and drink to it we shall, when the time is right. It's always nice to suffer fools.

JuicyLucy:
Keep lying to yourself. The only difference is the dick and the vagina. An ass works the same way man or woman. Geography ain't shi (no pun intended) when the destination is the same.

Ps there are men with ass better and bigger than those women.

That's a gay boy and many more like him some even look like women and the difference is the vagina not the ass.

LOL. The only difference is pleasure and a pretty well rounded butt to act as shock absorber when the thrusting start getting intense.

Now that guy/girl in the pic did surgery to augment his ass. That's lame as a sitting duck I tell you.

A transgender male isn't the same as a male, vis-a-vis.

lezz:
Farano, I sight you in the viewers' column. I wonder why this thread still trends in your watch.

It seeks to besmear and cast folks in a bad light.

If i response in my trademark style, I will earn a 6 months ban as usual.

Wouldn't you take it down, since it is a reflection of the Op's hallucinations and he seeks entertainment at people's expense?

You even wonder what this thread has to do with Romance

To even say you're controversial is even an act of provocation thus a violation of rule 2. Yet, the mods ignore this like it's something funny.

Pretty soon we'd start sEeing men giving women open head and women reciprocating all in the name of pre-wedding pictures.

We've already seen one where the guy was visibly staring and grabbing at the girls ass.

Laveda:
What perfect reply?

He's a fool.. .. Wonder what the girl saw in him to the point of getting pregnant.

Fool? Which fool? the girl is the fool here. Why didn't you scold her for what she wrote to the guy on his wedding? now he's replied her and you're calling him a fool? come on now, she got served, let her drown her sorrow with Orijin Bitters.

The guy didn't rape her, did he? she probably thought getting pregnant for him would make him marry her, yeye girl!.

Karma kor, comma nii.

JuicyLucy:
A real man should be disgusted at the thought of anal sex. Men that enjoy anal have one foot out the closet. I would leave a man that demands anal sex because what's the difference between a man's ass and a woman's ass other than geography.

Most times if not all, the geography is all that matters. Aside from the obvious fact that an anus is, an anus, the anus of a woman is way different from that of a man.

Have you ever seen a man with the ass of Nicki Minaj, Kim K, or Rokiatu? now that's the big difference.

Laveda:
He's obviously an idiot.

What!!! He gave her the perfect reply. Why are you bias, eh? LMAO!.

marvelck:
If you've ever given any girl or your girlfriend anal (indulge in anal sex), you dont have the right to judge any gay. I know the truth is bitter. Cos you both are doing the same demonic and disgusting act... There are guys who practice such act on their girlfriends.

Jenny

And what is the basis for this premise of yours?

Laveda:
What's my concern?
These women seff.

I know right?

Wow! If this news had been the reverse, I'm sure the girls would have come gun blazing.

Seems she's already pregnant.

Depend on what the OP mean by cheating. Anyway, when one is faced with two evils, it's always nice for one to choose the lesser evil.

True example of a bitter woman. Did the baby daddy force you to open your legs for him?

Why weep more than the bereaved?

Masikay:
Why don't you take your own advice and work with your brains? Do you have any idea why I think some guys are stupid? No. No you don't.

So why do you think some guys are stupid, if I may ask?

lezz:
It's a perfect depiction of our confused psyche and political subterfuge.

We as a people haven't shredded our military cloaks and at the same time we are draped in civilian costumes.

A federal republic we say, yet have a unitary police system which function like the president's puppet.

Same constitution that pronounces state governors as Chief security officers of their respective states yet a commissioner of police can lawfully and constitutionally disobey the lawful command of a state government.

Nigeria is uniquely weird.

That's because Nigeria is foolishly run by foolish, daft and mentally inerd people.

The twisting confusion in the constitution that is as contradictory as the literary device contradiction is nothing more than the blatant show of shame by the foolish people who drafted the constitution.

JeffreyJamez:
.....and the gnashing of teeth has started already .....anyone noticed how the MMM is stylishly blaming the governmgovernment and media for is current "pause"?....

Yes! MMM is very nigerian, that is, blame the next man for your misfortune, even if you were warned, it doesn't matter, just blame the next man. It helps kill the pain.

The blame game is a game played by foolish nigerians. Frankly, I'd rather play bet9ja than MMM.

In Fela's words "dem leave sorry, tears and blood... dem regular trademark".

Personally, I think making the CP answerable to the governors is no different from making them answerable to the president.

It's all a system of dog eat dog.

CFCman:
My brother, the constitution is one of the most contradictory of any country in the world; and that's not the only contradictory provision.
Section 4 of the same 1999 constitution virtually grants the presidency law-making powers! How absurd is that.

It's not absurd, not in the least bit, why? Lemme tell you this: when you hand over the mantle of constitution drafting to a bunch of thieving, religious and tribally bastardize individuals to draft, the 1999 constitution is what you'll have.

Rtd General Abdulsalami Abubakar had his islamic croonies up north have a hand in the raping of our constitution. How else do you think Sharia law was smuggled into the constitution?

All for show, nothing more, nothing less.

Ishilove:
Don't waste your time preaching to them. They have been warned so whatever happens, whether good or bad will be upon their heads 'cos they were warned.

When have nigerians ever heed to warning?

I tell you, when mmm crash, don't be surprised this same peeps who were warned will be the ones screaming for the government to come to their aid and also, tagging lala and mynd to help them move their thread of lamentation to front page.

amicable09:
Lol.
No pot belly Cha!
I envy you o ... My pot belly looks like a kettle's own now

I should start skipping dinner so I can get my shape right

LOL. Oh believe me I work out. Remember, sex is also exercise. It's something I do pretty well.

Good morning.

This is laughable. I wonder how many of his election promises he's fulfilled, now he's making more noise.

Truly, "empty barrels lo ma pariwo".

I hope their marriage will be this spectacular.

HML to them.

amicable09:

Good to hear from you again.

Stop changing your clothes though
All you need is a good bath at River Jordan and you'll be forever cleansed!

I'm very well BTW, thanks.
Just that I have a full plate now.

How are you today?

LOL. I'm afraid the forum gave room for me to change my clothes the way I see fit.

Been fine. Just came home like some mins ago. Had my bath and I'll be skipping dinner.

#NoPotBelly.