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kapable75:
This busiebody news eh... Ow busieboy i mean. **changes station**

come here, i wee report u to igp ohhhh

ruthobaz:
I no wan crush again oh! Is it by force? Is it your crushing?

honey boo boo
bitterleaf ruthy
the only weevil in my beans
the only cockroach in my cupboard
the only bokoharam in my sambisa

oya coman crush on me nah, shuu na by force ohhh

justified10:
if u can't disclose ur name, what can u disclose? ur asset?, lol.

dis interview is over. thanks for ur time.

kween6
we at bussieboi tv are fready to offer u a more komfortable interview, d skandal no go small sha, even olivier pope wee nt be able to save u

[quote author=ruthobaz post=45227727][/quote]u must crush ohhhh,

ruthobaz:
Wow! Am flattered Thanks dear, but hope you are aware that I'm married sha?

tiwa savage too was married

nepa don bring light oh,
ya welcum to bussieboi tv it comes up on many channels on dstv. for the gehs our station is telemundo and zee world channels
for the boys, all d supersport channel is mine
anyways,

on the news tonight

-a guy a by the name chuxmyk has accused yorne of been fat, dis allegation came about wen chuxmyk said " as nysc don keep us for house now, i don fat pass yorne, but yorne was quick to debunk his fatness, anyways our bussieboi tv hackers don start work for yorne head, na to hack deir accout get deir pictures confirm if true true dem fat, stay tuned.


e yaf come to our notice dah madam titanium is changing my name from bussieboi to bussieboy, wey u, warn ya sef oh, make wetin happen in 1963 no come happen again oh

una wey no go church, i don compile una names send give dg, confess now so i can erase ur name oh, iff not na query una go dey get steady from L.i/z.i, greycious and yorne, probation for una two

twerky101 has promised to release a twerking video. information from our source said 'twerky101 promised a video clip of her twerking, and said it would be released soon, to her fans dat wa nt the video, stayed logged on to www.naijauncut.com' it is yet to be known if she has d necessary artillery in her backside like nicki minaj to twerk properly, soon we shall see

major headline,
FOOD TAKES greycious TO A WEDDING, does dat , mean d easiest way to his heart is by giving him food, nairaland girls seems greycious has given u a clue incase u wantu win his love.

yorne and twerky101 are at war becos of ordinary kneeling down to greet and ordinary tuber of yam as bride price, does dis mean dia love has gone sour?

dreamcome2ru has laid down the gaunlet for me, he threatened me to finish what i started well, just like linda have reported to igp of police, i no want trouble oh.

starryv has spoken out, she says oga dreamcome2ru is cheating on her, she accused him of neva dedicating anything to her. in her word she said " uve neva dedicated a page for me for once and u ar doing that for a new geh. she said shes jealous" is this true?, is oga dreamcome2ru really playing away match and tactically toasting other gehs ryt under starryz's boobs, sorry i meant nose.

the new girl is not edible catering oh, before una think we have a teebillz here, her name is novarae

justified10 and ruthoboaz are at war, yes oh! serious war, on top small thing oh,
ontop small yard of wife material oh!
abeg who knows the s.i unit for wife material measurement, lets help dem settle deir fight.
my sources are getting signal from a location where a scandal on dottune has been unveiled, stay tuned for full gist

thank you for reading, my name is cyril stober, sorry my name is bussieboi,
and olofofo is our work oh

chumaster:
New Discovery!
The rate at which Christian Ladies upload pictures and selfies are higher on Sundays

Dey wee nah be using pple find cars parked in d car park as background

ruthobaz:
Happy New Month FAM! This month shall we know what lies ahead

bussieboi.... your sense of humor is out of this world. Am I allowed to crush on you for some few days?

yorme.... so your wife fine like this and you dey chuk eye for outside. It's an error fa!

In a few weeks/months, this nation will be indeed mightier than it is now. I just want to appreciate everyone's efforts towards making this place a beautiful one. I look forward to the day we would all meet with one another in our respective states of deployment. Bonsoir next Corp Members

all gracelanders

u gats buy form 1st nbiko sai baba don make economy hard, even crushing now has price, see me in private for my acct number and subsequently, strong prayer sessions,

biko trousers is nt allowed dduring prayer sessions oh!!

Ekaabo sori eto iroyin to e ni, from the stables of bussieboitv I bring 2 to Dis weeks news from NYSC b16 thread

Oruko mi in bussieboi

Headlines
- abbie25 ran away (be Like person break her heart), anyways she haf use needdle nd thread to sew it baq nd now titanium38

- addilelgi dey find whatsapp group (any geh number u need for this group, I get all of dem, I be baba for the gehs)

- service is in session, abeg bring uba offering oh, Alfa justified10 come and bless d offering( na bless I say oh I no talk say make u collect the offering bag frm me oh)

- chumaster, dreamcome2ru Dey say make I.... Ewo NEPA don't take light, I dey cone may I go charge for church

Iffa shout goo morning na, nobodi go reply me

justified10:
the grace in d land is working.

please see me in private for thanksgiving prayers

den starryv u can see me in private for ur thanksgiving offering, we deal in cashless offering so just gimme ur atm and ur pin, we also deal in precious stones like gold diamond etc, u knw it's good to give God a good offering! bussieboi churchy Inc is ur last bus stop

Dottune:
Soft Work!

chop knuckle

yorme:
Lol! Thanks brov! I feel lighter now!

lol ess our work oh!

yorme:
Lol! Thanks brov! I feel lighter now!

lol ess our work oh!

yorme:
Lol! Thanks brov! I feel lighter now!

lol ess our work oh!

justified10:
.Mr bussieboi from busybody TV ,


I already assured the citizens of Graceland that abbie is fine, I also told dem not to worry..
(that part of ur report is right)

d second phase of ur report, I do not understand o

yorme ,greycious , chumaster and d rest, u know reporters and bloggers love to add to their news for dem to make sales..

hahahahaha

u don eva see sahara reporters defend deir news?
lol u do well!

and in a more direct news,

justified10 has been accused of neglecting his duty

news from our sources says justified10 even has abbie25 direct contact and he dint even check up on her, eyah!! Dats bery bad of him shey??

a statement from our sources said abbie25 is not happy at all, she even nearly jump 3rd mainland bridge enta the river niger water sef( u go fear how 3rd mainland bridge take connect river niger)

a response frm her goes thus " Tell justified10 say I say he no try, am disappointed. And he has my contact but can't check up on me." oga u no try oh!

bussieboi reporting for bussieboi tv

breaking news

so after the sudden absence of abbie25 from the thread! different rumours had been circulating, and after several attempts, our on-field correspondent got through to her and got a official statement.

from abbie25, she said

" Pls help tell them that I said am fine.. Nothing to worry about.. I am always with them though as a guest but I miss them all the same. Tell them that am so sorry for not telling them before I deactivated, if I explained, no one would understand me. Tell them to take care of themselves for me. Will soon be back maybe with a different monicker. "

nysc b15 thread

my name is bussieboi reporting for bussieboi tv

September or October ohhhh pllllsss

Dreamcome2ru:
Good to be back,a lot of mentions,will do justice to that when due,for now am reading page 284.

284 kwa?

ur journey still far oh!

abeg buy galaa and lacasera wen u rich ore

yorme:
TESTIMONY! TESTIMONY!!!

The God prophet Kapable75 serves is indeed capable!

Choir, help me sing Godwin medley by Bro Korede Bello!

I was just leaving home, stack broke and hoping a client pays today (else na hunger strike over the weekend be that). Prophecy just came forth from the mouth of our prophet Kapable75 that we should go and return with our testimonies! Naso i grab the prophecy like hungry mad man wey see bread!

Alas! Alert entered fa!!!

Somebody, helep shout halleluyah oo!

hallleluyah oh!! *dancing in front of u with offering basket *

Yorme - y wud u bring expired atm kwa? Ess nt fair nah!

abbie25 -I be johnny just come so ya vex no reach me

osmond4 - bro free ya mind, u go do ya service well

Ruthobaz - Kim kardashian was married 72 days to kris humphries, sshe still left him for kanye! girl onnly do for better, d worse part iss where dey run away! Datss where I come in as dia kanye

ruthobaz- thanks for dd reception and aav waited so long for dis batch seen odas gone without me so mafoya time ti wa to dey!

Abbie25:
His name is Osmond
Unilag
History Edu
His most preferred state is Abuja.

How do I know? He's my very good friend in school. Osmond4 can't believe you still brought this issue here.. Shebi we already answered you on whatsapp group chat, anyways, let me officially welcome you to nairaland, seeing as you just joined. You will enjoy your stay greatly.

wait oh!! group chat dey?

rmdayo:
Dayo Unilag building 2014/2015 kastina, a/ibom, kwara, oyo

am confused, u studied building as a course?

Abbie25:
Lolz. Who dey vex.. Far from it. For security reasons, I can't tell.. What if am a celeb in disguise huh Lolz..

boko wee come and haram ur location bah? abbie25

kapable75:
no worry!! This evening we go take the testimony. Say 7-8 pm
remain blessed

Yorme make una come with una thanksgiving offering oh!!!

iff not

Abbie25:
Maka why

Tah!
u berra tell us ya name now!!

before street take u over
Street wee nor beg u oh!

Abbie25:
Good morning everyone.. Greycious et al..

u dinnor mention my name nah!!!! *crying*

kapable75:
Good morning grace ville! Hope ya all had a wonderful night? I pray we all get special blessings today.
Feel free to share your testimony in the evening and dont forget to drop your victory offering

na me be usher nd treasurer nah! no go collect all d offering in front of my back oh (u go fear English)

Greycious:
General Overseer

Chai Nigerians person no dey eva follow una play sef
I give u tiny chance na Go u jump biko na ssunday skul teacher u go manage

chumaster:
you are on denial

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opens new page; make una stay under me till next page whether you like am or not

abeg borrow me dis page

chumaster:
you are on denial

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opens new page; make una stay under me till next page whether you like am or not

abeg borrow me dis page

Greycious:
Seems u are one of those preachers that say "do as I preach but not as I do"

na to get church remain abi ow u see am?
I go be pastor ndd head usher + treasurer

wichj post u like?