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Multinational new reporter Jiggernappy is dead

He was killed by Gen Funtan early dis morning

May his moniker rest in peace

Funtan:
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As much as I hate to do this... I Maj. Gen Funtan was almost kidnapped this morning. We've apprehended the culprits; JIGGERNAPPY and unnamed persons. We thereby wish to use them as an example to the deterrent to others who might have the thoughts to torpedo this regime.
SOLDIERS ARE YOU READY! FIRE AT WILL!

Haaaa

JIGGERNAPPY:
CNN LIVE

Crisis as The people of NNF vies for a new president

Maj, Gen Funtun Goes to jail

War as the former CSO refuses to hand over to Kdon0000 as the new CSO

Controversies as the Senate Frees Knacker and Nominates him For the Vice president

Senate, in page 15, if the president fails to appear, we'll impeach him, Senate president Exeasy

Gen sef they go jail

Come e be like na only u get this fight oh
Before Funtan show me pepper

Funtan:
Failed ke? You think this regime is here to play.. Bazooka, dogo carry this journalist commot

We say no to journalists harassment

Is dis d kind of legacy o ur President wants

When his minister are brutalized jounalist

I stand with Jiggernappy

I move a motion to hand over presidency to china's terms been he is the founding father of Nnf and he lead us thru the time of handing over from Graceland(batch16) to NNF) batch 17)

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Royalsleek, Knacker,
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Mrletsgo, Bashnigga,
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elthugnificient,

Funtan:
There's a coup already civilian... Relinquish your duty or face the concentration camp.

I no go gree for coup

Nnf is not military regime

It's democrazy

JIGGERNAPPY:
AIT NEWS

9 days after swearing in, the president has not made a speech, NNF Really worried

Women Affairs Minister, Chriswazo counts on the senate for the appointment of Kdon0000 as the CSO of NNF

Minister of Transport, Really happy over the sack of The CSO, Bussieboi

War as Knacker refuses to appear in court over alleged theft

Senate approves the impeachment of the president, says his absent in the next FEC meeting will decide

Which sack

Am in my office they shud come an carry me

toogbasky:
Gbam!,, honorable irubebe,,,, I agree wit you

He must provide his mode of identity

cutestcuty84:
What r u not understandinghe is with me here...

Abeg
I get two apples here

Help me deliver it to him

cutestcuty84:
e dey do me like say make I whip u till u faint

Wickedness in high places

Mustack:
Acting president where at you na.

I no wan act

Am nt here for position

Am a freedom fighter

Awon eyan fayose

Yureyes:
Every time you be opposition! Better join ruling party for once

My fight is for the every day man

Mustack:
Sh na your prison yard be that full cooked graduate...
Some criminal will be posted soon...

We shall see

Mexyz:
Ha! Me no even know wen dem organise the election talk more of snatching ballot boxes.

Are u sure

Mustack:
pass it to my table...
First or

No problem

cutestcuty84:
who r u to probe me??.I know the ogas@ d top.
I hope u never cry ur eyes out sha....see as dem snatch crown for ya hand

U dear talk to me

U are going to sleep on jail

Mexyz:
Abeg let's clarify something here, na me be Central bank Governor abi wetin? if yes, abeg spell that moniker well now if you wan receive your salary this month. come to think of it, who are the ministers that are not happy, I need to know them,no money for their agency this month.

Am a monster for the people
I work for the people
If there is something wrong in dis administration I will talk Wether u pay me salary or not

I work for them not u say

We say we don't want a sleeping president

I call for impeachment

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elthugnificient,

JIGGERNAPPY:
NEWS HOUR

The Nairaland NYSC Forum NNF, worried over the new President Junki04 says he might be sick

Senate, says it is too early to vouch for the impeachment of the Newly sworn in President

Minister of Woman affair acquires a new NYSC tennis Shoe

Presidency appoints Myxyz as the Central Bank Governor, Ministers not pleased

Minister Mandibeauty, not active says NNF

Angelswt appointed as the Minister of Culture and Tourism

We'll go on commercials when we return we'll tell you more

Reporter web sabi work

cutestcuty84:
minister of finance?..not bad not bad

U steal I probe u

thorrvik55:
junki04 still sleeping

Shey una see the kind president una get
Sleeping wen time is after 8

Jiggernappy come and collect news headline

thorrvik55:
junki04 still sleeping

Shey una see the kind president una get
Sleeping wen time is after 8

Jiggernappy come and check news headline

Chriswazo:
, oh boy, u c ur way carry time o! no come bring trouble between me and my baby Mandibeauty or i go sue u for public defamation and libelous publication against my person. Take ur journalism of calumny elsewhere o.
Meanwhile ur headlines are articulate except for the "boldened", lol. Ma i no look for u for ur camp OBS o!

Jiggernappy
I have proof against him
Am ready to blow whistle

Mexyz:
So am not worthy of a post abi? Lol, oya when is the swearing in?

I don dey find u Mexyz as security man I can prosecute u

Them say u follow still ballot box for page 499 against election

Come and defend ur self

JIGGERNAPPY:
NEWSFLASH

EFCC begins probe of the former president of NNF over alleged 3000+ for call up/green card printout

The Minister of Women Affairs, Chriswazo in hot sex scandal,

Minister of Transport promisses free vehicle to convey corpers to camp but for only PCMS of Ogun state

The New president, Junki04 has been sworn in, promisses to lead the PCM to camp

The Attorney General, JIGGERNAPPY urges all Appointees to resume duty as they declare their assets

Oshey nnf newspaper and media

Mustack:
SHM
EFCC una don die..my own go strong pass mugu own.
I stand with equality
Thank GOD say my friend secure that nafdac job.. Pls help us sanitized those area pls. You know what I mean..
Chris you don use Long leg abi?
Mandi abeg I no get tfare I hope I go reach camp savely.
If anybody need cash our finance minister carry wella meanwhile don't forget the shearing formula.

Half cooked graduate
It's nt mugu
It is magun

JIGGERNAPPY:
Swearing In Ceremony
The Immediate Past President, (Uzeba) GCFR

The vice President GCON (Eze Knacker 1)

The Senate President (exeasy )

The Minister of Works (yureyes)

The Comptroller General of NAFDAC (Segunk1)

The Minister of information (Lai Bashnigga)

The Minister of Transport to Camp (mandibeauty)

The Cheif of Security (Bussieboi)

The Chief of Air Staff (Aspdrone)

The of EFCC (mustack)

The Attorney General and Minster of Justice (Jiggernappy)

The Minister Of Women affair (Chriswazo)

The minister of Education (Christly99)

The Minister for Foreign Affairs (Itzwizzle)

The minister of finance (cutestcutie84)

The Director General of NYSC (Chumaster), all protocols observed,

i welcome you all to this great ceremony, and as the Chief Justice of the Nairaland NYSC federation (NNF)

I hereby install Junki04 as the new president of NNF


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floxyluv, mrletsgo,
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ifefolayimi, nathweezy,
sparkle4u, holuwakore,
ategberoson, tobijoshua,
darrytoz, tosins,
sesimi, genea,
elthugnificient,
Et al

I no want security man work
I want Senate president

uzeba:
Junki04 take the crown!

Fraud handing over to fraud

We the upper chamber will cross check every bill u pass into law

Come and write ur budget let's see how u will spend money

And declare all ur assets now

Junki04:
hmmm

Junki04
Who are u
Where do we know u from

U just come from nowhere come collect king

I refuse to be loyal with an unknown person

We don't even know If u are an exconvict

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Et al

Take note

bussieboi:
emi otunba bussie hereby declare to run for oba of this great 17a kingdom

emi otunba bussie hereby declare to run for oba of this great 17a kingdom

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