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It was a nyc story but at this point am fed up

Can't be checking everyday and not seeing any update

Bye

uzeba:
I succeeded to d throne peacefully!
I was d first to type!
I don't think there should b "cause for alarm" here!
if u make any noise again.... I go send...let me just keep quiet....cos King no dey talk too much!
#action spea.........

Ur place will catch fire in the next 7pages

uzeba:
I thought you're with me...not knowing that you're also eyeing d throne!
let me tell u the few out of the many good things that happened in my regime!

1. segunk successfully registered

2. the actual date for stream 1 camping was announced!

3. batch 16a passing out parade

4. e.t.c

no matter how hard u tried.... I no go step down.

Fly wey no hear word go follow dead body enter grave

ifemi25:
everything cost me 7,800 here in ikorodu general hospital. hiv and eye test are free. registration card -500, genotype and blood group-1000, stool and urine -1000, x-ray- 2500,pcv-800, and one other test that I don't know the name-2000.

Were u able to do all withing a day
Am based in Ikorodu
Infact I dd my reg at ipakodo
I need to contact u urgently
08132890048 is my whatsapp
Pls it's urgent
I don't trust Nairaland mail
I planned on going there today blindly
With this ur info Atleast I know wat to expect

DonVeek:
ifemi25 has

For real?

Pls who has ifemi25 contact

toogbasky:
Mazi Bussieboi ,,,, speak for yourself,,, quiet a big fraction of d king makers are with Igwe Uzeba ,,,,, our people say you beat a child with your left hand and draw him close with the right,,,, you have told Igwe Uzeba his default, allow him to right his wrongs with your support......

knacker:
King Uzeba
Ur attention is needed to d allegations levelled against u here

But as d First King of dis Thread n 2017 batch A pcms

A king crowned can not be dethroned until his tenure runs out

So pls u all shud wait till page 500 to dethrone him n crown a new one ....

Cc
Cutestcuty84
GentleLord
Elders of dis thread
Chriswazo
Segunk1
Mrletsgo
Bashnigga
Bussieboi
Philgbee
Mexyz
Christly99
Angelswt
Sparkle4u
Mandibeauty
Phunkposh
Et al

He that is looking for expiry date on agege bread

He is not worthy to be called hungry

I have said my own

I reserve my judgement Becos

As powerful as the king is
He cannot command anybody to help him pass out feaces

I take my leave

Chriswazo happy birthday

segunk1:
Ngbor Uzeba come here is that true Well I'm still waiting for ur response before I know what to do.
Wan kidnap elder's bae Omawa ga oo.
I trust king uzeba I'm sure that's not what he meant, let him come fes.

The palace has been dececrated
Girls walk in and out of the Kings room without respect for the gods of the land

Is dat the kind of king we want?

I say no to indecency

We must dethrone uzeba and his side chick cum queen cutestcuty84

segunk1:
Issoryt.

Mama nkechi say she no go sell stout for u again

Say u still dey owe am 2 crates of last week

toogbasky:
I disagree with you, we don't need change, we knw wat change has done to dis country, His royal highness Igwe Uzeba wud lead us to stream 1 b4 his throne can be taken from him,,, the Igwe has done so many things for this kingdom segunk1 , mandybeauty , christly09 and other kind makers are all aware......, Igwe Uzeba i mazi toogbasky awaits your appointment as one of your Ichea(chiefs)

Tufiakwa
We the king makers have rejected uzeba

We say no way shall he lead us to stream 1

Young man don't wish this great 17a Kingdom I'll luck

Unless u will be exiled afta been floged by our strong women at the market square

Be warned

D moment u see a mosquitoe flying inside a freezer then u know the freezer has lost it capacity to freeze anything

marcangelo:
what's d point of dethroning? when page 500 is around the corner loading... smh

My agenda is simple

I will liaise with the mod to delete every comment back to page 400

Dat solves t ryt

segunk1:
Yhmmm!

cutestcuty84:
laffin in honk Kong sha.....yeye dey smell sha....Throne belong to you bawo...maybe I didn't see what u typed well....hehehehe

cutestcuty84:
u better dethrone him....do u know he appointed me as his queen while u still alive....who does that?....He tried snatching me.

U sef dat collected the post must enta jail

Kuje prison

For uzeba, na guantanamo bay dey wait am

christly99:
chai! cutestcuty84 so this crown still de hungry u o. I feel for uzeba sha and I guess bussieboi was right but I no knw o...

The moniker is christly99

I was and am still right

This oba is a fraud

segunk1:
Thanks my angel, ermmm baby, I Don't think dethroning king uzeba is the next step to take ooh, we all know that this period is always full of hitches and controversies, so I'd rather suggest all hands on deck... Each and everyone of us should be ready to assist, provide answers to questions, if u Don't know summon the elders of 2016, many questions were ignored when I went on exile (during gentlelord's regime) though I understand everyone was bussy with reg then but now let's join hands we can still do better, ghost mode'ers pls come out, be ready to provide answer based on your experience, one of the functions of the thread is to Get Help (GH) and Provide Help (PH) and not only GH and flee.
So therefore make unu leave king uzeba, he just dey fortunate to use head carry d NYSC cata-cata nii.
Wait fes king uzeba where is your queen So u no get queen and u sidon for throne since all this while U no sabi say king wey no get queen people no dey respect am Aha maybe that's why ur tenure dey somehow. U better goan find Olori sharp-sharp.

My Cutestcuty84 no tell me say u still dey eye that throne oooh, and those monikers ehn... Mandibeauty, bussieboi, philgbeee, bashnigga, habbyy03, christly99, phunkyposh d murderer.... Take note.
Top of the morning to the house.

See them
They are doing damage control

We must dethrone

Oba wey he queen no fit perform is dat one a queen

We must dethrone

cutestcuty84:
Congratulations baby!!!!!!!.....Ts so unfortunate that twas during uzeba's tenure we are witnessing all this crisis....M just beginning to doubt his existence on the throne,maybe we should have listened to bussie boy.
Abi which kind king be this ,not capable rara...,he is nor even following the step of his predecessor gentlelord.I hereby call for the removal of king uzeba to be handed over to efcc for prosecution ,then appoint me as the acting Queen til page 500....
segunk1
bussieboy
Gentlelord
mrletsgo
chriswazo
punkyposh
mandybeauty
habby03
sparkle4u
uzeba
lindabell
christly09
mustack
all the kingmakers ,where you dey?

Atleast I shouted
I warned
I spoke out
But no one listened
They use their power or the throne to shut my mouth and put me on Nairaland ban

Now that they av been exposed it's time to revolt

This oba is a fraud

He has brot ill luck to us

Let's stand for what is right

The throne belongs to me outright

.

LogoDWhiz:
My dear, camp life is rugged. Peeps sacrifice bathing for sleep, nd u might not get to have your bath again especially if your camp have water issues. The ideal time to have your bath is early in the morning before the meditation or after the morning drills due to the sweat from the drills. Girls have this habit of waking up very early around 3am or some minutes to 3 and this is due to makeup.

U mean once u don't bathe dat early there wud be no point during the day one can bathe again

Fear not

As far as u don't delay in subscribing, u get to keep using ur previous plan

A conversation between a Glo user and Glo online rep went thus

DoctorAbu:
Something you can live stream o

With which mb

Abi na for camp wey we no even sure of network go dey?

toogbasky:
Chai, I just remember ooooo, Real Madrid vs Juventus final

How u take know who dey play for final

Them go blow whistle for this ur jazz

RoyalSleek:
There's a designated place to watch football in camp. June 3, we go watch am.

ufondunenye:
Lol,you can still watch that in Mami market

Better be

Play play
Man no go fit watch uefa champions league final for camp

lindabell:
Hlo pcms wts popping?
Habby03 i tried replying your mention,bt e nor gree,we have kaduna as a common state,i chose Nass,Ogun,Kaduna and Akwa-ibom my registration was stressless i can say as my call up was 4000+ i hope you have been able to resolve your issues with tge registration

Now i greet the reigning king Uzeba,it has shown that it is not of him that willeth,bussieboi was not finding it hot hot,u gorrit without stress

For those in Lagos, do not wait for the rush,buy your kit now,white polos,shorts,sling bag,and socks,contact me at affordable prices 08131047574

Cc: segunk1, sparkle4u, mandibeauty,habby03,Gentlelord,leewin,bashnigga,Chriswazo, mehn i av missed ur gists here o

Choi
Ya even using me as prayer
Am pained

ALKARULEZZ:
16B stream 2 left for camp this year..

That's right

More reason I doubt there would be a batch B this year

To know when batch B would be mobilized we need to put in context wen 16b stream 1 and 2 went in

Remember
No batch B can meet a batch B in service

Basically what am saying is

16B stream 1 and 2 must leave before 17b can come in

Speculativly we can keep eyes on November and December

uzeba:
don't worry!
I will compensate u with a reasonable position!

Ojoro igwe

segunk1:
Am not understanding bussieboi again oooh, if I may ask what has come over you
You weren't like this before I left the house ooh.
Abi should I say what have you people done to him

Am pained

Am suppose to be the igwe

Goan look at page 400

Gentlelord:

He who is not satisfied should go to court
Meanwhile where are the Law graduates here ? come help me sue this guy for Slander , Libel and defamation of my reputation. He must pay with all his allawee

Very soon u shall hear from my liars sorry lawyers

uzeba:
hahaha (*how king go dey laugh lyk dis sef*).
why are u murmuring? just move on

let's join hands and move this ministry to the permanent site!

I dey here they battle for igwe

U just stroll enta carry am

Lailai

Am too pained to let t go

uzeba:
we are under the same political party!

meaning sey immunity cover us!

Una do wayo collect crown from my hand

I go expose una

cutestcuty84:
laffin in Chinese honchoi honcho of hoi....This is wickedness at ts peak
gentlelord comman see

U must laff dat laff in Kuje prison

9ise:
lolzz.. whistle blowers..

U sef maintain or I go blow whistle for u too