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Family / Man Collects His Gas Cooker From Side Chick After She Was Caught With A Man by Buzzapper: 1:43pm On Sep 16, 2022
Man Collects His Gas Cooker From Side Chick And Takes It To His Wife After Discovering His Side Chick Has Another Man

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Romance / "AA And Chubby" Lady Says After Listing Type Of Man She Wants For Matchmaking by Buzzapper: 10:33am On Sep 16, 2022
Man reveals a lady's offering for matchmaking, after going on to make her preference.

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Crime / Re: Man Gets Beaten By SARS Officials After He Was Wrongly Accused By A Pharmacy by Buzzapper: 5:49am On Sep 16, 2022
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Crime / Man Gets Beaten By SARS Officials After He Was Wrongly Accused By A Pharmacy by Buzzapper: 5:47am On Sep 16, 2022
Man gets beaten and humiliated by SARS officials after he was wrongly accused by a pharmacy.

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Travel / If You Travel By Air A Lot, Beware Of Over Friendly Chatty Seat Neighbours. by Buzzapper: 9:23pm On Sep 15, 2022
NEVER DO THIS IN A FLIGHT!!!

If you travel by air a lot, beware of over friendly chatty seat Neighbour's.

This older lady comes and sits next to me inside the plane. She asked me to help her put her bag in the overhead luggage compartment. But a gentleman sitting across quickly came through. (I am not very tall, and the overhead luggage compartment is something I try to avoid at all costs.
Immediately she sits down she strikes up a conversation. She was very pleasant and well spoken. So, we chatted all through the flight to Dubai.

Suddenly, when the pilot announced that we were now proceeding to begin our descent into DXB, my good friend 'developed' stomach pains. Me with my good heart, I pressed the steward's button, and the stewardess came to find out what the problem was. I told her my seat mate was not feeling well.

And this lady, she suddenly began to address me as 'my daughter'. The stewardess told me that there was nothing they could do except give her some painkillers and wait until we landed.

The pilot announced that we had a medical emergency on board and advised us all to stay calm. My new friend was crying and sweating like crazy. And she refused to let go of my hand... everyone assumed we knew each other.

So, we landed at DXB and the same gentleman who helped put up her luggage in the overhead compartment removed her luggage.

But as he removed the luggage, he advised me to distance myself from this lady and make it clear to the cabin crew that we were NOT travelling together. He was a godsend!

So indeed, the cabin crew came and asked me if we were related, I categorically told them we had met on the plane. I didn't know her at all.
So, we began to disembark and as I said goodbye, she kept begging me to carry her handbag. I was so torn... but the gentleman looked me in the eye and emphatically shook his head. He passed me a note telling me to let the cabin crew handle her.

So, I exit the aircraft and leave my 'new friend' to wait for the wheelchair and be handled by the cabin crew feeling very guilty.

As we waited for our luggage to come through, I hear this commotion. My 'new friend' was running, trying to escape the cabin crew, having gotten out of the wheelchair! She left the stewardess with her handbag and just ran towards the exit with the rest of her hand luggage!

Luckily the airport police were faster than her. They got hold of her and brought her back in handcuffs.

This lady starts calling out to me. my daughter... my daughter! how could you do this to me..... that's when I caught on. She was carrying drugs and she was trying to implicate me!

Luckily for me, the gentleman who had helped her with her luggage came forward and told the airport police that me and her had just met on the plane.

The police took my passport and asked her to reveal my full names if it was true we were travelling together. By God's grace, I had not even told her my first name! I was still asked to follow the police to a little room where I was questioned extensively.

Where did I meet her?... where did I board... where did she board. Etc... And my luggage was extensively searched and dusted for fingerprints.
They dusted all her luggage, and my fingerprints were not found anywhere on her luggage or on her handbag!

I was let go with advice never ever to touch anyone's luggage either in flight or at the airport. So, from that day, I don't care how much luggage you have, you will deal with it yourself. I will not even offer you a trolley to put your luggage on! Your luggage... your problem.... is my policy.

And if you can't reach the overhead compartment, and I am the nearest person, please call the cabin crew because all I will do is give you a blank stare and then look away!

@life in Saudi Arabia

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Foreign Affairs / Re: White Squatters Camp In South Africa by Buzzapper: 11:08am On Sep 15, 2022
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Foreign Affairs / White Squatters Camp In South Africa by Buzzapper: 11:08am On Sep 15, 2022
White Squatters Camp In SA

According to An Article Published by Kate Wilkinson to refute claims made by UK Mail online about the Actual population of South African White people living in Poverty.

About 400,000 White people are thought to live in Poverty in South Africa.

South Africa has one of the highest percentages of people living below the poverty line, this is a pandemic that the government has tried to tackle since 1994.

However issues of corruption in the leadership and the scarcity of Job opportunities has influenced the high Crime stats and hindered the process of getting people out of Poverty.

-South Africa remains the most unequal Country in the World.

Note�:White people in South Africa are also called South Africans thus their poor population also add up to the Stats.

Source:The South African./Kate Wilkinson

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Foreign Affairs / Calvin Coolidge, 30th President Of The US Who Hardly Ever Talked by Buzzapper: 10:07pm On Sep 14, 2022
Calvin Coolidge, the 30th President of the United States, was known to be a man of very few words. His alarming reticence earned him the nickname “Silent Cal.”

He hardly talks. There are many stories about how Coolidge would attend a social event and leave the event without uttering even just a word.

While a lot of people were disturbed about his unusual silence for a man of his status and office, Coolidge saw it as an advantage.

Some of his favorite quotes about silence are:

"I have never been hurt by what I have not said.”

“You can’t know too much, but you can say too much.”

The funniest story about his silence relates to his encounter with the writer Dorothy Parker.

Dorothy Parker once attended a dinner party where she sat close to the President Coolidge and she told him she had made a bet with another someone that she could force and somehow manipulate Coolidge to utter more than five words over the course of the evening.

Coolidge replied her with just two word: "You L ose"

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Family / A 50-year-old Saudi Woman Once Filed To Divorce Husband For Uncovering Her Veil by Buzzapper: 9:20pm On Sep 14, 2022
A 50-year-old Saudi woman once filed to divorce her husband for uncovering her veil while she was sleeping.

For 30 years of their marriage, the wife has never showed her face to her husband, in conformity with the tradition of their native village Khamis Mushayt in Saudi Arabia.

The husband had to apologize, promising to never do such again.

Romance / Man Gets Blocked By Feminist Following A Harmless Inquiry Online by Buzzapper: 3:48pm On Sep 14, 2022
Man gets blocked by an e-Feminist, following a harmless inquiry via DM.

She Wrote: Some of the nonsense that happen inbox.

Sports / Re: Footballers With Funny Names by Buzzapper: 3:39pm On Sep 14, 2022
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Sports / Re: Footballers With Funny Names by Buzzapper: 3:38pm On Sep 14, 2022
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Sports / Footballers With Funny Names by Buzzapper: 3:36pm On Sep 14, 2022
Footballers with Funny names

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