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Literature / Re: Diary Of A Naija Boy. by Buzzboy(m): 6:06am On Jan 31, 2016
NOTICE! NOTICE!! NOTICE!!!
My new story is about to begin, so anyone that wants to be a character should drop his/her name. I promise it will be better, and more interesting. Thank you...
Literature / Re: Harry Potter And The Sorcerers Stone by Buzzboy(m): 10:39pm On Jan 28, 2016
Wow! Tho I've read the book and watched the film, It feels so good to do it again after a long time. Nice work Lordseb, waiting for updates...
Literature / Re: Diary Of A Naija Boy. by Buzzboy(m): 9:27am On Jan 16, 2016
girlhaley:
Wow


What a happy ending....karma also caught david


Serves the blackdevils right
Nice one buzzboy

Mention me in ur next story abegi
no probz
Literature / Re: Diary Of A Naija Boy. by Buzzboy(m): 9:26am On Jan 16, 2016
oloyolo:
. am really not happy nena survived Iranu girl I still don't like that girl
lwkmd, but she likes yoo now..u
Literature / Re: Diary Of A Naija Boy. by Buzzboy(m): 9:25am On Jan 16, 2016
ElectroCute:
I knew Bro Timothy would turn out to be Homi
lol, how did u know
Literature / Re: Diary Of A Naija Boy. by Buzzboy(m): 12:24am On Jan 16, 2016
I finally did it. I finished this story at last. After all the thinking and sleepest night I finished the story. I used to think writing a story was easy till I wrote this one, omo no be beanz o. This is actually my first story here so I know there was a lot of mistakes, typos, late updates e.t.c. But please bear with me. Thanks to you all and to the special people who kept motiuating me Girlhaley, oloyolo, oluwabuqqyolo,atom57, awesome 55, king grapha, charrycute, dammyluv,amijid2012, lukman, bellovers, electrocute, bossbae,jordanchy,iamtemitee,cutiepearl and other people, thank you all. And to the silent readers, thank you to. I pray someone doesnt read your work silently also. Got a lot of ideas running in my brains so NAIRALAND watch out for me ,BUZZBOY. Once again thank you and goodnight

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Literature / Re: Diary Of A Naija Boy. by Buzzboy(m): 12:07am On Jan 16, 2016
STORY FINALE
BENJAMIN
How could you? Was all I could say to bro Timothy or T-Sparks or HOMI. I was so angry. David had already passed out(don't fear, I said passed out not died) "BENJAMIN OGIEVA WILLIAMS" he said as he took a chair and sat at my front. JAGABAN and the remaining guys were still on their knees(na wa o, na so dis guy powerful reac,h). "my real names are EMMANUEL TIMOTHY IDEMUDIA. I just hid under the pretence of being a pastor or a brother. That was the easiest way to live as a cultist leader. I am the main man, Any murder you ever heard of in this school was done by me. And I let Jagaban take all the Glory. The first time I saw you in your mum's toyota elantra the fhrst day you came, I knew that you were already a born member of our cult but there was always something stopping me from approaching you. I then went into your hostel to get closer to you...( I noticed that David had woken up and was also listening). I did all those prayers just to get to you and also for the fun of it. When I saw that you were not giving me eye I wrote you that letter I gave you in your room. Infact I planned everything that has happened with the Black Devils."..."Since you succeeded in taking six of our members, you have no choice but to join us" and as for you Ajebo pikin, Im going to kill you myself"he said as he rubbed his beards. So what do you say? Go to hell" i replied him which earned me a powerful slap from jagaban. As if on cue we started hearing gunshots outside and the sounds of different sirens. "Ah you have alerted your people abï" he asked, his gaze fixed on me.(how did the popo know we were here) This wasn't the crazy bro Timothy I knew, this one was calm and deadly. He led the way outside as we all followed Him. JAGABAN pointed a gun at my head, one of the two guys poimted a gun at David's head and the 2nd guy was with bro Timothy Or HOMI. HE asked the policemen outside to let us pass and go scot free or else they would kill us. One of the policemen shnt at him but he didnt move or bleed as the bullets just fell down on the floor. Before I could say JACK REACHER OK ok ok ok, I said Jack but before I could say Reacher the guy pointing the gun to me shot Jagaban with a pistol that had a red cloth tied to it. Jagaban fell down and died and like a flash he also shot the other guy dead..(wat d fvck was happening) he wanted to shoot bro Timothy but he wasn't fast enof as bro Timothy landed him an uppercut, they were both struggling for the gun now and bro Timothy was having the upper hand. I had to join in, so I joined in and we wrestled bro Timothy( mehn this guy strong o). We were still struggling when we heard a loud gunshot, then I saw the gun in my hand and I realised I had kilked bro Timothy. You know the way all those action films are. After the actor kills the boze, u will now start seeing helicopters and soldiers coming out from their hiding place. That was how it was as all the police men rushed to me and lifted me up singing songs of praises as if I killed Goliath. I later found out that the second guy was a secret agent working for the government, he was the one that told the police our location. I saw Nnenna, she ran to hug. Me. We hugged and kissed. David was taken in an ambulance, all waz well...

2 WEEKS LATER
We had vacated. I and Nnenna were with David in the hospital, due to his mom's influence he was not convictéd. He was the only surviving member of the former cult group BLACK DEVILS. His two fingers could not be replaced. He said it was God's punishment to him for joining a cult group. Good thing he writes and eats with his lefthand. He finally agrèed with his mom to school outside the country after all the wahala. We later bade him goodbye and left. Just outside the hospital gate I pulled Nnenna and kissed her for about five minutes. I could feel the breeze touching the back of my head. That was always a good sign to me and i knew what it meant this time. It meant that I was finally gonna have a hot, and free sex tonight with my babe,Nnenna...
THE END

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Literature / Re: Diary Of A Naija Boy. by Buzzboy(m): 11:04pm On Jan 15, 2016
EPISODE FINALE PART 4
BENJAMIN CONTD.
David woke up alarmed. I explained everything to him. He had on a guilty look on his face. He started explaining how he met them and how he had tried to leave them but they didn't want to agree. "Guy no time for explanation now, we gats move" I said as I started packing my clothes and some important things into my bag. He joined me and in no time we were ready. We ran to the door and met the shock of our lives. The Jagaban was waiting for us with his two guys. They had a fierce look on their face. "For una mind, una tink say una fi run go abi" he said eyeing us menancingly.

We were in a black room, our hands and legs were tied. We were both tired. The Jagaban then entered with his gang of two. "David ur papa" he said as he smoked ciggariette. "U tell us say you go deal with us and u don do am. Shadow and the remaining juniors don die"he said and puffed out the smoke from his nose. "All those ones no even pain me sef, the tin wey pain well well me be say Umar my second in command don die and na u kill am all becos of one mumu girl wey we for don fvck finish" he said looking at David with a look that could melt thick ice. "U don do your worst and u gats pay for am".." jagaban I swear no be me do am, i just dey make mouth wen I dey talk abeg" David said ..pleading, all this while I was just listening to their conversation. "Sharaaaap" the jagaban's voice brought me back to my default settings."na blood for blood o" he said as he brought out a very sharp cutlass. We both started to beg him. "you, i no get bizness with you, I go leave you for our oga HOMI. na hin go face you. Na david go kpai now now" David was already crying. The two guys held David's head down to prevent him from shaking as Jagaban aimed his head with the cutlass and brought it down with full and deadly force...

Meanwhile
The night was dark. A familiar figure was walking with confidence as if he owned the night. He had a black overall with a black hood to cover his face. He sensed that there was trouble infact he knew that there was fvcking trouble. He took quick and calculated steps like he was a retired special agent. He had two guns in each of his hands. He looked at the room which he was about to enter, then he sighed and opened the door... His name was HOMI

The cutlass came down with force but it didnt hit his head, instead it cut his right pinky finger. David shouted so loud I felt like crying for him. "I have decided to kill you slowly.then I would send your pieces to your family" he said as he cut off the next finager after the pinky on david's bloody right hand. He didn't even care about the screams, his look was deadly, he wanted to cut off the next one when a guy in black overall came in. All of thEm bowed down for the guy including Jagaban, HOMI ,welcome o, na d two guys be dis" jagaban said on his knees . "well done" a very very familiar voice replied him, and when HOMI Opened his hood, I saw the shock of my life..
BRO TIMOTHY WAS HOMI...
Literature / Re: Diary Of A Naija Boy. by Buzzboy(m): 10:05pm On Jan 15, 2016
EPISODE FINALE PART 3 BENJAMIN
Immediately Nnenna left, I called the D.P.O who told me they were already prepared. I traced the car to the bar and hid at a very dark corner that no one could see me there. I could see the inside of the bar as it was structured and built with glass. I saw the cult walked in. I saw two guys walk in later on. The first guy had an angry look, the kind of look bro Timothy would give you if you tell him you were tired of his prayers and vigils. The other guy was a very tall and huge guy with bob marley like dreads. I knew he was the JAGABAN, it was obvious from the way he picked his steps arrogantly and from the way they all bowed their heads,when they saw him. They were all laughing when I saw about 70 policemen with guns and ammunitions numbering about 100. They broke the glass door and entered inside, I could see the place so clearly now. One of the police men ran to my Nnenna d and injected her with a sleeping drug, she slept immediately and was carried out to a car which drove off immediately. Pheeew, I could have gone home and let peace reign but something in me said I should stay, so I stayed. The gun fight continued. I noticed that the bullets did not penetrate the Jagagaban but The black devils were outnumbered so they started running away but the policemen was not done with them as they chased them and gunned 5 of them down. After all the brouhaha the policemen came with five bodies, "we will still get the remaining five later" let us get this one to the d.p.o" one man with large and deep tribal marks said as they entered their cars and all left with the bodies. I did not see the JAGABAN among the bodies so I was still alarmed. I wanted to come out of my hiding place only to see four masculine figures walking towards me, one of them was limping and groaning...it was Umar. The Jagaban layed Umar down and tried to tie his wounds but Umar was gone, DAVID!(Huh) DAVID!!(my heart started beating) DAVID CARMICHEAL!!! You said you will do it amd you have done it. I would kill you. You no fit go like dat , na money for money, body for body, blood for blood, i promise you say you go pay this night" he shouted as the two surviving two guys stood by his side. They then carried Umar and left with JAGABAN. I then ran like a madman to my hostel and met David sleeping. "Guy wake up, Wahala dey, I said as I shook him vigorously"...
Literature / Re: Diary Of A Naija Boy. by Buzzboy(m): 9:25pm On Jan 15, 2016
EPISODE FINALE PART 2
NNENNA
Today was the day (who am I yning) Tonight was the night. After waiting for what seemed like enternity, the hour has finally come. Benji has already told me ëverything I would need, he said the police would get there in time to save me. I hope so o, infact I prayed so. After all the lecturing and talking I wore one skin tight jeans that I had not worn since I came into this school( at least it would take some time before they remove the jeans) then I wore a shirt which made me look unattractive ,so that, maybe they can change their mind at the last minute. I sat down with Eva, his hand over my shoulders, we waited in silence as we heard a horn outside my gate, i stood up then kissed Eva for some seconds ,,. I left him and was about to go when he dragged me and hugged me for a long time while whispering 'it will be alright babe' in my ears then I began to cry.

me and the driver reached the bar and then we entered. The bar was unusually empty, the only sound was the loud music coming from the sound system. Something caught my attention, then I saw them as they started coming out one after the other dressed in all-black. They were seven in number, none of them looked like the famous JAGABAN. This were young boys within the age range of 18-20. They were all 100 level students.ge I looked around for their leader until I saw two guys walk in from a corner , one looked familiar, then I remembered Umar(muslims who came to church for the girls)...the guy who I embarrassed in church that promised to deal with me. Judging from his looks he wanted to fufill that promise as he kept staring at me with fire in his eyes. The other guy was a fine guy with long dreads. I guess he was the JAGABAN judging from the way he walked proudly and slowly and the way they all bowed their head when he entered. He stood 6ft 6 inches. "search her" he ordered them, they came and searched me. The only thing they saw was my purse and my phone. 'Hope you dey bang wella' he asked with a wide grin on his face. "Wen we fvck you finish eh, ur mama no go know you again" he said and they all bursted into laughter. They then started talking about a particular David that was supposed to fvck me first but dissappointed them. They were still talking when I heard the sound of shattering glass and gunshots, JAGABAN and the whole boys scattered, I closed my eyes and said a little prayer to God to forgive me and welcome me to heaven. I felt a hand on my neck, felt a sharp pain on my neck which made me shout, then i began to feel dizzy. I fell down and all I could see was blurry movements and the sound of loud gunshots...
Literature / Re: Diary Of A Naija Boy. by Buzzboy(m): 8:02pm On Jan 15, 2016
EPISODE FINALE PART 1
DAVID
I decided not to go for the party. What if they were caught or something, then I would also be caught with them. I tried everything on Jagaban, sickness, travelling, begging and other things but he didnt want to hear. All he wanted was for me to be at the party and partake in their ceremony. I still remember the last phone conversation we had...
JAGABAN: We would be expecting you at the party tommorow
Me: (with an angry tone) look here jagaban or what ever you call yourself. I have told you several times, I am no more part of you, do your party alone...
Jagaban: David dont joke with us, we would get you and we would kill you,
David: na lie, una no fit do any tin, wetin una wan do, I dey prepare for una
jagaban: David o, na me Jagaban you dey follow yarn rubbish lyk dis
David: (shouting on top my voice) I go deal with all of una one by one, If dem born una well, go for dat party, den una go see
Jagaban: DAVID! David!! DAVID!!!
Before, he could say anything again, i disconnected the call. All the threats I made were just "d" usual empty threats people made, I didn't take it as anything, I just did it to scare him. Well, What i didn't know was that those threats would ruin my life forever....
Literature / Re: Diary Of A Naija Boy. by Buzzboy(m): 2:43pm On Jan 15, 2016
BossBae1:
Ooh... Continue Naaa angry... M enjoying it
Lol... THIS story was just meant to be the Genesis (a beginning) for me but it turned out to be more. Don't worry I will write more in the future...
Literature / Re: Diary Of A Naija Boy. by Buzzboy(m): 1:52pm On Jan 15, 2016
[b][/b].BENJAMIN
I said I had a plan. Well, my plan was to go to the police. I know you must think that is a foolish idea. But, the police in Ibadan had always wanted to get the black deuils. The plan was for Nnenna to go to the party, then the police raids the place and arrests all the black devils. I had already gone to see the D.P.O and he was very intrested in the case. He told me about the black devils and all the troubles they had been causing. He even knew this HOMI that bro Timothy told me about. Talking of bro Timothy, the last time I saw him ,he was conducting a deliverance session on one of the female lecturers. He told me of how he was demoted to a D.P.O because of his failure to get jagaban. He saw this as a big opportunity and he was going to make good use of it.
I called Nnenna to come to my hostel and when she came I told her of the plan. She was scared but I encouraged her. She even suggested we have sex so that I can at least have her before the black devils but I declined telling her all will be well and that after this whole issue we would have sweet, hot sex. The party was holding tommorow. I called the D.P.O to make sure everything would go as planned and he assured me that it will. If only I knew, If only I could see the future... I wouldn't have involved anybody at all...
N:B- Episode finale coming up this night...STORY ends today around 8pm...
Literature / Re: Diary Of A Naija Boy. by Buzzboy(m): 1:33pm On Jan 15, 2016
ElectroCute:
taking too long
ElectroCute:
taking too long
ElectroCute:
taking too long
im so sorry boss. Ive just been busy
Literature / Re: Diary Of A Naija Boy. by Buzzboy(m): 9:28pm On Jan 14, 2016
DAVID
I have already passed the fvcking deadline set for me to kill Benji. The Black Devils were now fully on my case. They claimed that it was the last and most important part of my initiation (mtcheeeeesw) what of all those beatings and piercings on my back? JAGABAN especially was always calling me and threatning to kill me if I don't complete my task. Benji And Nnenna have also been bombarding my phone with calls that I didn't want to pick as I knew the reason why they were calling me. I knew about the letter be7ore it even got to them. It was the idea of that stupid jagaban baba. He had always wanted jto fvck Nnenna, talking of that Nnenna sef, she is a devil in disguise o, she was the main reason I joined this cult, also, Benji would have died because of her, and now I am meant to die because of her and she is just there. I have made up my mind. I cant do this anymore. I have to see JAGABAN.
I head out to his apartment in the bush. It was a nice place, well hidden to commit diffërent atrocities and get away with it. I knocked on the gate and someone asked for password ..."AYE" I said before the gateman opened the gate and directed me to his apartment. I went and saw naked girls doing lovely things on his couch, suprisingly it turned me on the more they did it. "Welcome Brother" The voice of JAGABAN brought me to reality. I quickly knelt down on one knee cleared my throat, talk and talk and then I told then him plainly that I didnt want to join their cult no more, after all my explaining he just looked at me and laughed, "There is no going back once you join us, some people tried and they and their families are dead." He said with fire in his eyes. "you have to get going now as I have some important issues to handle. Dont forget our party tommorow" he said "If i am right ,na because of Nnenna you join us, so make sure ynu come tommorow and I promise you say na you go first fvck am" he said while massaging one of the naked girls breast. There was something cool about the way he switched from english to pidgin then back to english but that wasn't my problem now. I had not reached the door when he shnuted my name...when I looked back he told me that he pitied me so he has made my last initiation easier...which was ,I would be the first to Fvck Nnenna in front of her bf Benji...
N:B- YOUR criticisms and compliments will always be appreciated so dont just be a ghost reader pls...
Literature / Re: Diary Of A Naija Boy. by Buzzboy(m): 5:30pm On Jan 14, 2016
BENJAMIN
I was so confused by the letter Nnenna recieved from the black devils. I even had to stay with her in her room because she was too scared to stay alone. She has been crying since we saw that bloody letter. I didn't even know what to do. I tried to call David to tell him but his phone number wasn't connecting at all. Its almost 6pm and Nnenna has slept. I went outside to her balcony and for the first time I saw the school's beauty for the first time .The University Of Ibadan is really beautiful from an aerial view. I thought of all the events that has happened since I was admitted here. The exams had finished, everything was supposed to go smoothly... After the exams, I have sex with Nnenna then we go for the holidays happily but the Black Devils had Interferred and this was going to be one of my worst semester. I know what you are thinking... As a normal naija guy I'm meant to bone everything and dump Nnenna lyk nothing concerns me since she is not even my sister or my relation, she broke my heart and since there were other beautiful girls around but Nnenna is like family to me. I had known her before we even started dating so I cant just stand and watch her go through all this trauma. I went back inside and saw that she has woken up.
Me: babe, you are awake
Nne: yeah(her eyes are red due to the crying)i
Me: look...we will get through this, I have a plan
Nne: really?
Me: yes... (Look ,just go to the party ,allow them Fvck you and come back home)that was what was in my mind... i wished I could say that loud to her.
Nne: I'm still waiting...
Me: Actually, I have no plans but I promise ynu I will think of one.
Nne: Eva, I'm scared (she started crying again)
Eva: ( I began to pity her again) dont worry it will be alright.
I pulled her to my chest and kissed her forehead, then her cheekes, then her eyes down to her tears. I really needed a good plan to avert this upcoming situation. We both laid down on the bed with her head on my chest and her eyes still wet... and like a flash, An idea popped into my head. I wasn't sure it was going to work but it was worth trying, I picked up my phone, checked the time... 10:23pm and I started visualizing how I was going to accomplish the herculean task...
N:B- Your q comments and criticisms will be appqeciated and once again pls mind my typo errors.
Literature / Re: Diary Of A Naija Boy. by Buzzboy(m): 8:38pm On Jan 13, 2016
NNENNA
Today is wednesday. We just completed the final exams of the semester. Eueryone was happy and the whole place was bubbling. People started getting invites to different parties. I saw Eva, I went to him and kissed him deeply. I was so happy that we were free at last. He was also happy. I asked about David and he told me that he is sick."which kind sickness go hold person after exams" I asked him but he didnt answer me as his attention was on a girl who was crying loudly and everybody was busy consoling her. I asked a girl beside me what the problem was and she told me that the girl got the sacred invite. Damn... The sacred invite was a card that invites a person to the party. They are always from different cults group like the Tri Gama Gama, Black Devils, Agents of Death, Red Ravens e.t.c. They send a card to any girl in the school inviting the girl to their party for sex and Bleep if the girl is lucky she will be banged by one persom lf not, na 5 people go bang the girl o . Failure to come was Death o. The worst group was the Black Devils. They would all bang you turn by turn and if you don't honor their invitation they would not only kill you but also kill your family members. I pitied gthe girl. I held 5d Eva's hand as we started walking and we began to talk about life in school.
Nne: so boo, can I ask you a question?
Eva: yeah... Why not?
Nne: I really want you to be honest gwith me"
Eva: no probz... im all h..ears
Nne: Do you truly love me?
Eva:sad i was expecting something more serious but if you wana know I love you Nnenna. Even after wat you did I never stopped loving you. You are the best thing that has happened to me in my life. Its lyk u are my mirror staring back at me baby. I would never leave your side. Pls don,t break my heart again I love you baby...
Nne: (blushing) I love you too.
We kissed and it was a heavenly feeling. We started talking again and I wanted to bring up the topic of sex when one unfamiliar guy came to us. He Gave me an envelope and went away."everyone wants my bae at their party"EVA said smiling but I didn't smile back as my mind started thinking of something else. I immediately rejected it. I opened the envelope with shaky hands and saw that the card was black, eva grabbed the card opened it and we both saw the words bodly
From: black devils
To: Ms Nnenna
you are invited to our party which holds this friday at Casperz Bar. Come alone. Any form of s turbonness will not be permitted. Time: 10pm. Transportation will be provided. Once again COME ALONE.
N:B Please Mind my typo errors...
Celebrities / Re: Who Is Your Celebrity Crush? by Buzzboy(m): 4:44pm On Jan 13, 2016
cynthia morgan for naija and rihanna for intl. There is just something crazy i like bout the both of them...
Literature / Re: Diary Of A Naija Boy. by Buzzboy(m): 9:10am On Jan 13, 2016
its been so long. Im So sorry for my abscence. Ive been busy. Buh i promise to be constant from now.
Literature / Re: Diary Of A Naija Boy. by Buzzboy(m): 10:34pm On Jan 06, 2016
DAVID
I was home alone, the time was already 8pm. Im sure Benjamin is sleeping at Nnenna's today. :pm I guess you must be wondering what my problem is . Well, I have a very big problem. I have been given a task that I dont think I can handle. That phone call I received when I was with Benji was from the JAGABAN himself asking me why I havent completed my task,... ok so let me tell you how this all started JAGABAN liked Nnenna. He had approached her severally acting like a normal student but she refused telling him she has a bf Eva. So JAGABAN got jealous and wrote Eva a letter warning him to stay away from Nnenna but the stubborn boy didn't hear. JAGABAN Got angry and wanted to kill Eva himself but he got an order from our oga HOMI who instructed him not to kill Eva but leave the task to me and now I was given the hardest task I ever knew of."kill my friend who is also my roomate"... Normally this was a very easy task as Eva was very easy and vunerable to kill since he was my roomate but I had grown to like the guy as a brother and I couldn't just picture myself killing him, sometimes I regret why I even joined this black devils. If i knew who HOMI was i would have reached him and begged him to spare me the task but no one knew who the fvck he was. I needed to speak with my mom but she keeps telling me she is busy. Tho she sends money, money can't solve my every problem. I even thought of withdrawing out of the school and transfering to another school but the black devils had branches at other schools even in America, Europe and Asia which would make them kill me easily. The last phone call was harsh , JAGABAN gave me three days to finish Eva or I myself would be finished. Maybe I should just tell Eva everything....no, he has been acting suspicious and curious this days. I don't even know what he is capable of. Infact...I think I know what to do. I picked up my shot gun. Took a long look at it, then I put it into my jacket and headed to Festac Lounge...
N:B-I have just eight 8 long updates to go before the story ends.

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Literature / Re: Diary Of A Naija Boy. by Buzzboy(m): 9:57pm On Jan 06, 2016
BENJAMIN
So I found out that i was dreaming after all. It looked so real. I even had to call home to make sure everything was ok and Tomi waz fyn. We just finished our second to the last exam. Im so happy about that. I noticed that A guy was trailing David everywhere he went, I told David but he didnt think anything of it. When I informed him of it, he shrugged it off as if he didn't care. Then I noticed him receiving a phone call and sounding extremely worried, I asked him if there was any problem and once again he shrugged it of. He went to the hostel while i went to see my babe. She cooked semo and egusi which was my best meal. We then ate together. We talked into the night and I was really impressed cos my Nnenna has changed. She suggested we have sex after the last exam and I agreed to it. We laid down on her bed. I wrapped my arms around her, and whispered sweet things into her ears which made her giggle, after everything we both slept still clutched to each other...I love u Nnenna I said as I kissed her goodnyt...
N:B-I Just wana thank you all. The story is actually about to enter its climax stage .pp
Literature / Re: Diary Of A Naija Boy. by Buzzboy(m): 10:28am On Jan 06, 2016
Atom57:
finally I no sleep day and night na ur update I dey wait for
Lol...
Literature / Re: Diary Of A Naija Boy. by Buzzboy(m): 11:51pm On Jan 05, 2016
BENJAMINo
I was brushing my teeth with the last oral B paste I had. I felt unusually strange, I don't know what is causing but I felt something is not right. I went to have my bath while David has started brushing, the water just felt very cold on my body despite the hotness of it. I finished having my bath, wore my clothes and was about to eat when I heard my phone ring, It was my brother, now I knew something was wrong because he didn't always call me regularly so I wondered what it was this time. I picked up my phone, picked the call and listened. After listening for about 30 seconds I shouted and slumped, David came and asked me what the problem was but I couldn't answer him, the tears started flowing out of my eyes. I didn't want to believe what i just heard so I picked up the fvcking phone and I heard the same words again." Hello Benji, Tomi is gone o. She died yesterday, in her sleep"

Is it okay for a guy to cry? Yes it is or How else does a guy take the death of his sister? Everyone told me to take heart but they didnt understand how I felt. I now understood that It was easy to console people to take heart when something happens but hard to do it when it happens to you. Nnenna came to meet me at the hostel when she heard of it. We both cried on each other's shoulders, even David was moved to tears when he saw us. I went back home, my mom's eyes were red from all the crying. My youngest sister just sat at a corner and cried silently, I went to her and tried to console her but we both ended up crying. I went into Tomi's room and saw her body laid on the bed. Was it me or do people look more beautiful in death cos gshe was looking so beautiful. I sat down beside her body this was the last chance I had to see my sister, i would miss everything about her, her smile, her gentle words and touch, even her troubles. I held her cold hands, pecked her cheeks and looked at her one more time, then I left the room.

The Funeral has passed. Nnenna attended. Some of my coursemates attended, even David came. Some people gave my mother cheques but to me it was useless as it couldn't bring my sis back. The pastor was just talking and talking. Then the time came for her to be buried, my mom couldn't take it as she left the place crying, i cried as I watched her being put into the ground. From dust we were made and to dust we shall return, the pastor said as he poured some sand on the air...

We were now in the house. David has left. Nnenna was beside me listeneing as the pastor kept blabbing, to them(my family) it was refreshing, but to me he was just blabbing."it is appointed unto man to die once, This is her time to die...take heart. We all love her but God loves her the most" how can he say that. Then why would God make her die, that is just pure wickedness.. I couldn't take it anymore as I told him to shut up. He looked at me to see if I was refeering to him but this time I dragged him up and told him to go outside... Now my blood was getting hot, my mom began crying again, my bro just kept quiet, my other sister was begging me, Nnenna held me but I released her grip and pursued the pastor outside, then I came back, looked at all of them, then went to my room, locked my door and cried myself to sleep...

"Eva, Benji, Benji wake up its time to read", David said as he shook me i woke up with hot sweat all over my body and tears in my eyes. I then realised that It has been a dream all along.....
N:B Goodnyt my people and please once again mind my typo errors. qax
Literature / Re: Diary Of A Naija Boy. by Buzzboy(m): 10:12pm On Jan 05, 2016
DAVID
My heart was beating very fast. The man kept banging the door hard. Mrs Ijeoma stood up from me, started dressing up quickly. I stood up, then I found one door like that and entered inside the room to it. I could now hear the V.C's voice clearly inside the room.'What took you so long' he asked with an air of authority. 'I'm sorry sir' she said. 'i was banging ermmm I mean bringing the papers out of my bag sir' she said. All this wh4le I just stood with my back pressed to the door... I was getting bored as they started talking about what I didn't care about. I looked at the room where I was and discovered that It was her bedroom, I saw pictures of her family, her eldest daughter looked exactly like her. I wondered how she would feel if she knows her mum is banging an 18 year old boy. I noticed I didn't see any man in any of the pictures....maybe she was divorced....but, what about the ring, anyways that one is not my problem for now, all I want is to leave here safely. She expertly rounded up the conversation and bade the V.C GOOBYE. Just as I wanted to come out the V.C turned and I thanked God I didn't rush outside. I peeped from a hole on the door. I could see them clearly now...'If you keep up your good work I would make you h.o.d',he said.'by the way, I feel like having fun o' he said while smacking his black lips and moving to the direction of the room I was in(I began to sweat). 'sir I am not in the mood today, the last time you said fun, you almost killed me' she said and blocked his way to the door....'ok, well maybe another time' he said as he finally left. Pheeeeew, so this is how our V.C does to all his female lecturers. I went back to the office and the woman wanted to continue from where we stopped...'baby, lay down let me ride you or do you want to bang me' she asked already pulling her clothes( bang kor, banger nii mtcheeew, ashewo). I begged her that I had something to do promising her to come the next day. I ran like a madman to my hostel, I saw that Benji wasn't around...maybe he was with Nnenna. I had my bath then i slept off...
BENJAMIN
Exam was cool, only that the lecturer kept searching us like we were armed robbers. Anyways it was just G.N.S. So i dont care about it. when I got to the hostel with Nnenna she told me about bro Timothy's sexcapades and I was shocked at what I heard. I now knew the reason he came one day and packed his bags. He was a great pretender and a professional Actor. Anyways we started kissing and we almost had sex, but she declined telling me its nt d right time. I was proud of her, she has really changed, the Nnenna of before would have begged me to fvck her. I escorted her to her place, we did everything we could do, my hand explored all parts of her body and all that but still, we didn't have sex. I went back to my hostel, I saw that David was already sleeping so I also laid down on my bed and thought about the events of today which drifted me to a deep sleep...
N:B Im so sorry about the slow updates. Gat a lot of things on my mind and please forgive me for all the typo errors. Na rush i dey rush type am o. N:DBBYE
Literature / Re: Diary Of A Naija Boy. by Buzzboy(m): 8:40pm On Jan 04, 2016
DAVID
Today was Monday. The day of the first exam. Everyone had gone into serious mode. Our hostel which would have been noisy at midnight with songs and guys laughing or even bro Timothy's vigil was empty as I and Benji were the only ones in the hostel and we read from 10 till 4. I was getting to really know Benji well now since the day of that incident. Something keeps telling me that he knows i'm the one that saved him but he hasn't made any sign so I just let it rest. I was really suprised at the way people read for the exam some read at their hostels, some at lecture halls, some inside their cars and the bold ones inside the bush. The course was general studies. I wasn't even bothered. Apart from the fact that I and Benji have almost read from cover to cover, the lecturer was a young woman who has always been looking for my attention so I knew passing was a sure thing. Anyways, Benji and I dressed up and headed to the hall, people were outside. Normally it was meant to be a normal search and enlightment talk but the woman raided and searched us like we were with time bombs. After everything we went in, sat down and took the exams. Luck wasnt on my side As all the people who sat near me were dumb. They were just calling me for help, titles I didn't even know i owned was bestoed upon me Freshest, Fairest, Fine boy, D-BRAINS, the girls even went ahead to call me names like My husband, My boyfriend, My boo, Bae. The questions were somehow difficult sha.. Boo, Boo, a girl at my back was calling me. Mtcheeesww. The only boo I needed right now was the answers to the questions. After 3 hours of battling, guessing and brain storming. We all finally left the war zone and were free. I saw my guy Benji and his girlfriend Nnenna coming hand in hand to where I was. I moved to them and greeted them
Benji: Baba don tear G.N.S
David: Tear wetin, the only thiing wey i go tear na d lecturer ass o.
Benji: I hear u. We dey go house o, hope say u no dey come now.
David: Nah, i get my own schedule, make una suffry do am small small o. Nnenna, no break my bed o
Nnenna: u are not serious.
They then left. I went to an office and knocked on the door. 'Come in' a female voice said. I went in and saw a tag on her chest which said Mrs ijeoma Kalu. Sit she said with a very stern voice, I sat and checked her out, she was cool, fine and had a hot body.'i know why you are here' her voice brought me out of my thoughts. 'Hope you Bleep real good' she said taking off her glasses (damn she was fine). We kissed, infact to cut the story short we were having hot sex, she was just riding me till we heard a knock on the door and a familiar voice was saying Ijeoma, open up the door... Normally I wouldn't have gotten scared as I was a bahd guy, a black devil to be precise but my heart jumped when I heard "I'M COMING V.C one minute sir"
Literature / Re: Diary Of A Naija Boy. by Buzzboy(m): 7:33pm On Jan 04, 2016
NNENNA
I couldn't hide my expressions to what i just saw. I WAS shocked, short of words and disgusted. Was this not the same Bro or should I say Deliverance minister Timothy that was casting and binding this morning and now he is caressing and banging. I just straightened my face and sat down at a chair directly opposite bro Timothy's side of the bed. He had a stupified look on his face. Naomi being Naomi just stood up naked and greeted me, she then introduced him as T-Sparks her new banggd friend(note: Naom! Doesnt have boyfriends she has bang friend infact when she says she has a new bf 'she means bang friend cos all they do is to bang) she then started telling me of the supposed T-Sparks, and how a great banger he is, she even said she met him last three months and they had fvcked everyday till today and according to her he fvcks verï well.(Eva had to hear this). All this while bro Timothy or T-Sparks was just trying to hide his face and his unclad body with the bedsheet but Naomi dragged the bedsheet off his body and beckoned on him to greet me I couldn't take it anymore as I just hissed at him. He knelt down immediateky and started begging me to not expose him. Naomi just looked at us with a look that said 'wat da fvck is goin on here' I explained everything to her and she was marvelled, then happy at his act( that's typical naomi). I agreed not to expose him on two conditions which were 1. He would go to the church and then personally confess his dirty deeds to them. 2. He would vacate the room which he currently occupied cos Eva had complained of him to me. He agreed to the conditions amd thanked me. He then sat on the bed and brought out a pack of ciggariette, he took one, lighted it and inhaled, then puffed it expertly. (wonders shall never end) he smiled when he saw that i was looking at him. I bade them goodbye and left. I havent even reached the gate when I started hearing their Screams and moans of pleasure...Pastor Timothy indeed...
Literature / Re: Diary Of A Naija Boy. by Buzzboy(m): 2:15pm On Jan 04, 2016
im so so sorry bout the promise and fail yesterday. I had a lot of updates coming but they were all wiped away by mistake by my sis. It was so devastating and frustrating. Anyways i would do my best to update it 2day. qu7t
Literature / Re: Diary Of A Naija Boy. by Buzzboy(m): 10:35pm On Jan 02, 2016
Goodnight my people, loads of updates coming out tommorow...
Literature / Re: Diary Of A Naija Boy. by Buzzboy(m): 1:15pm On Jan 02, 2016
grin EPISODE 11
NNENNA
Today was Sunday, and exams are starting tommorow. I guess me and Eva were now dating though no one has said it officially but we usually called, texted, kissed and other things except banging but he has started avoiding me lately, I guess it must be because of the upcoming exams ...Anyways,I wore a short red gown, a black Sun hat and a black 6 inch high heel shoe to go with it. I got to the church and all the guys there were all staring at me and trying to get my attention. I looked for a seat near the window and sat down Then dis guy called Umar came to sit down beside me he had on an all black attire, black shirt, black jacket, black shoes and he had a black bangle on his hand and a black chain on his neck, something was not right, i mean a who wears a black cHAIN on the neck. well Umar was a muslim who came to church to scope girls. Before he started talking I ignored him and went to sit at anoda side. Some guys at his back laughed at him and he promised to deal with me. Mtcheeew. Anyways one bro Timothy came to preach, he was talking about holiness and started talking about premarital sex, anytime he condemned the act he would pause and look at me. I tot it was a normal thing till he started doing it continuosly that the whole church started looking at me. He then called some people out for deliverance against spirit of sex.(s.o.s). Anyways after service I went home, took my bath. Then i called my bae, he was sounding a little worried and sick, but when i asked him about it. He said he was alright. I then slept and went to see my bestie Naomi. I went to her house, when i reached her door I started hearing her voice and another guy
Naomi: Uuugh Fvck ,fvck, fvck me
guy: scream it loud
Naomi: yeeah give it to me, hard, har..(oh yeah, right there,...harder
guy: im cumin...im cumming
Naomi: yeah cum in me...
I waited till they started panting louldly infact Naomi was screaming with pleasure, I could hear both their flesh slapping against each other and the loud creaking of the bed, after I th0ught they would have been true I opened the door and saw the shock of my life I saw Naomi on the bed with BRO TIMOTHY.....
Literature / Re: Diary Of A Naija Boy. by Buzzboy(m): 10:37pm On Jan 01, 2016
[color=#000099][/color]EPISODE 10
BENJAMIN
997, 998, 999, 1000, finally I was through with the counting. I usually counted numbers whenever I was tensed or worried. It actually started as a childish act but it has now developed into an habit. I thought about the events of the last two weeks. Something was terribly wrong but I didn't just know how to figure it out. After spending the night with Nnenna after the multiple beatings I got that night, I went home only to meet a worried looking bro Timothy, he asked me where I have been and started telling me how wrong it was to sleep with a lady that was not your wife (me wey neva even bang Nnenna). I wanted to ask him how he knew I was with Nnenna but I was too tired so I just layed down on my bed. Bro Timothy wasn't done with me as he shook me vigorously and handed me a neatly folded black sheet of paper with a black ribbon tied around it. My tiredness left me completely' immediately I saw the paper, I read it silently and it read thus...
BENJAMIN OGIEVA WILLIAMS
You have been labelled as a pest and a disturbance to the Black Devils. We would like you to stay away from anything involving us which also includes a particular lady called Ms Nnenna as we have interest in her. Any further act of stubborness or confrontation would lead and lead you to your untimely death. I personally would kill you as we still have some unfinished business to do.hope that rings a bell in your memory...dpd
JAGABAN.
Before I could do or say anything bro Timothy grabbed the letter and read it faster than "kyle xy". He opened his mouth in shock as he read it again. He then started crying. Begging me to give my life to Christ before I finally died, he then started narrating who Jagaban was, no one in the school knew his real name. They didn't even know his face. He told me of how JAGABAN once killed a student and fried his flesh just because the guy bumped into him. He then told me of how JAGABAN beat up two lecturers to death, then raped a female junior lecturer. He was rusticated and then called bàck. His father was fvckingly rich and had presidents, senators, ministers , governors, and other powerful people in the country. At his beck and call that was why it was impossible for him to be rusticated. There was only one person that JAGABAN was afraid of and who he also respected as his master, no one knew his name, they just called him "HOMI". "these are dangerous people, your blood means nothing to them, I would suggest you withdraw from this school with immediate effect" he said as he yawned. It was obvious he wanted to sleep really bad as he mumbled "goodnight" after wh!ch He then slept off. I wanted to ask him how a devoted brother in Christ like him knew all this classified information but decided against it as that was the least of my problems now. The only thing that was on my mind was DEATH! DEATH!! JAGABAN!!!
N:B- Once again I wish you all Happy new year and many more blessings to come
Literature / Re: Diary Of A Naija Boy. by Buzzboy(m): 7:36pm On Jan 01, 2016
EPISODE 9
DAVID
TWO WEEKS LATER
It was just two weeks ago since that horrible incident happened. I was summoned by the JAGABAN himrelf. David! David!! David!!! He had called me three times. He was seated while i knelt down at his front... Yes JAGABAN, i answered while looking at his face which made him give me a hard, unexpected and painful kick on my face. I tasted blood in my mouth, I could feel my blood getting hot, He wasn't even that old, i'm sure if i handled him well, i could beat him, but i better not try It as I had seen him kill four people at a time and he was also the JAGABAN.when, I was brought back to reality by another powerful kick. This time the blood flowed freely out of my mouth, he then instructed me not to blow my cover, and that he has some business with my roomate, benji. And that the next time I saved anyone . I would go in place of the person. Well th@ was last two week. Now the Exams are fast approaching and i needed to prepare even though the black devils had assured me of success, I couldn't rely on them as most of them had a lot of carry overs. My technique was to use my brains and my money. I later went to visit this girl who has been begging me to come to her side for over a month now, I entered her room , sat on her bed and stripped to my boxers, she smiled lustfully at my well toned and muscular body. She then took off her clothes and kissed me, In summary we fvcked passionately till we both came....
N:B-Happy New year to all my peeps and families and ghost readers out there. Girlhaley, olahidey, ololoyolo,awesome 55, oluwabuqqyolo, emmason.and the rest. Thanks for everything.
Literature / Re: Diary Of A Naija Boy. by Buzzboy(m): 10:03pm On Dec 30, 2015
EPISODE 8
CONTD...
I tried to check out these guys but none seemed familiar. They wore black shirt, black jeans and black shoes. They were all masked. Their laughter brought me to reality, they started beating me and asking me various questions...
Me: please, bros abeg
guy 1: who be your bros, who you dey beg?
Me: abeg, I no go talk anytin, make i just go.
Guy 2: aaaah , dat one no go fit possible o, u don see us, xo u get two options...
Me:sad(already getting scared while my heart was beating abnormally fast) bros abeg...
Guy 3: sharaaaap
Me: but una( i was cut short by a dirty and resounding slap which dazed my face)
Guy 2: i be wan give you two options but e be like say u get strong head, xo dat head go come down now
Me: (I Can feel the tears already and my pants getting wet) aaaah bros, no be so now
Guy 2: Shadow!!!
Guy 4: ayee
Guy 2: Give this guy sleeping tablet
The fourth guy was so happy, he brought out a very sharp cutlass, aimed my head, this time I was wailing not crying. The cutlass was already coming down to my head with full force when we all heard a voice shout "STOP" we looked at the direction and I saw a guy with mask, dressed all in black. He started begging the guys to leave me. There was something familiar about the voice but I couldn't figure it out because of the thick mask covering the face. I tried my best but i didnt figure it out, i was so tired that i didn't know when i slept off on the floor. All î c0uld see was blurry movements then I finally slept...'
NNENNA
The tears in my eyes couldn't stop flowing, Eva layed on my bed in my room. The door was locked as I couldn't take any risk again. I remembered the events of last night, how he was beaten to pulp by the black devils. He was even almost killed and it was all because of me. Thank God for the person that saved him. I called David and told him of the situation, he promised to come soon. I stared at Eva, he shook his body and woke up, he tried to stand up but his strenght failed him. He tried to say something but he was too weak, i also tried to talk but only my sobs could be heard. I went over to him and planted a kiss on his lips, he responded by kissing me back. I was caught up in the moment before David entered or should i say barged into my room and caught us kissing. He just looked at us angrily. He greeted me and David coldly and then listened as I narrated everything to him, he asked us not to involve the police . He then looked at us and walked away. I could have sworn I saw him eye us and hiss but that didn't matter. What mattered was that I was with Eva and we were alone...

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