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Disclaimer! This post will upset everyone except those who genuinely love the true church of Christ and desire that the true church emerges from the grip of religion and Mammon.

1. When you resign from your job at Google and start your own business, Google invests cash in your new business. But when you resign from your former church and start a new church, your former G.O (General Overseer) lays false accusations on you to discredit you before the people. Between the world and the church, who has shown more love? Judge for yourself.

2. The worldly government of South Africa does not collect tax from businesses with turnover of at least less than R75,750 in a financial year. The Nigerian government gives new businesses almost 18 months tax exemption period.
But new generation Pentecostal Churches in Africa will charge you tithe the day you start a small corner shop. They will tell you that for God to rebuke devourers from your business, you need to tithe 10% else your business will be cursed. Between the world and the church, who has shown more love? Judge for yourself.

3. When you resign from a secular job, you are paid certain benefits including gratuities but when you resign from a church as a branch pastor, you get nothing except hatred from your former G.O. Between the world and the church, who has shown more love? Also judge for yourself.
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We have previously guided you on how to write a cover letter. If you missed that, quickly take a look, otherwise let’s jump straight to the layouts and formats of a cover letter. Each layout has a different way of formatting.

Basically, there are three generally acceptable layouts with somewhat different formatting styles you may use when writing a cover letter; the formatting depends on the layout adopted. They are blocked, indented and semi-blocked (or semi indented) layouts.

I personally prefer the semi-blocked layout, but all three are acceptable. Let’s see how the three layouts look and how the formatting varies.
Blocked Layout

The blocked layout of a cover letter entails that all paragraphs, including the writer’s (your) address must begin on the left margin – they should all align vertically from the left margin without any indentation. See the example below:

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As a mum (or dad), have you ever asked your son any of these questions? How often do you “discuss” with your son? As a parent, asking your son these questions will let you get to “know” him better, so you can help him grow up to be a better adult.

1. What would you say was the best day of your life so far?
It’s always nice to know your son’s favorite moment in life.

2. What was the worst day of your life…and why?
Understand what must have made him had a horrible day.

3. If you could pick one meal for me to make for you, what would it be?
Get to know his favorite meal, and fix it for him. It will make him happy.

4. What mountain do you wish you could climb?
Know your son’s ambitions.

5. What do you admire most about your dad?
Listen to his opinion about his father.

6. What kind of music really moves you?
Know his choice and taste of music.

7. What is your favourite Scripture verse? And why that one?
If you are the religious parent, find out what verse of the Holy Book is his favorite, and why so.

8. What things does your sister do that frustrate (or encourage) you?
Is his sister frustrating or encouraging him? Let him tell you.

9. What does your brother do that annoys (helps) you?
How well does he get along with his brother? Find out what his brother does that he really likes or not.

10. What do you think you’d like to do for a job when you get older?
Have a look into his future career choices. Encourage him to succeed at it.

11. Why did that [movie, song, conversation, etc.] disturb you?
Know why he wasn’t comfortable with a particular movie, song or conversation.

12. What’s the best thing about being a part of our family?
Why is he proud to be a member of your family?

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Finally, after 37 years, Robert Mugabe has stepped down from power as the Zimbabwe president at the ripe old age of 93! Should we celebrate or not? Well, that’s a matter of individual idiosyncrasies. But certainly, there were celebrations and jubilation all over Zimbabwe. Me, for one, I felt sad at first to see the back of Robert Mugabe, feeling who’s going to feed us with all these glorious and priceless quotes again?

Well, my fears were quickly quelled when the man himself, Robert Mugabe, decided to set the record straight with another classic quote in old Robert Mugabe fashion:

“I may have resigned from the presidency, but I will not resign from giving you quotes.”

Well, guys, who would have thought that? He’s not done yet. It turns out he really cares about making us have a laugh, isn’t it? Okay. We are in for some more Robert Mugabe quotes.
Classic Robert Mugabe Quotes We Will Live to Remember After His Resignation

1. If ugliness was electricity some people could have been power stations.

2. I wonder if your parents knows that a small p*nis doesn’t satisfy you.

3. It’s easy for your relatives to put money together to bury you but difficult to put money to help you reach your goals. This kind of witchcraft will keep Africa backwards.

4. Finally Zimbabwean students can answer this question in an exam. Who is the former president of Zimbabwe? Well, Robert Mugabe of course.

5. Only cowards wait for a man to reach 93 years of age before defeating him and celebrate his fall. I know I am a true African hero.

6. A boyfriend that wins an argument is an abusive boyfriend.

7. My brother, if you are not the one who bought that 20 inch Brazilian weave for her, please don’t do styles and positions that will have you pulling her hair. Please, don’t unnecessarily tax the sponsor by making him buy new weave every two weeks.

8. Some ladies always gossip about men with small d*cks…. my question is, did you know that a superstar cannot perform with one guitar in a big stadium? Check yourself first my sister.

9. I ruled Zimbabwe for 37 years and 7 months. Now let’s see what Psalms 37 vs 7 says…
Solomon was wise but he was brought down, by a woman. Samson was strong but he was brought down, by a woman. I, Robert Mugabe, was tough but was brought down by a woman. My advice to you is just be a conscious man, when you fall in love!

10. If your boyfriend is a breadwinner, my sister 90% chances are that his family won’t like you.

11. So I hear everyone in Zimbabwe is happy and celebrating. My question is who has been voting for me all these years? Someday you’ll see the reason why, there’s good in goodbye.

12. The most painful goodbyes are the ones that are never said and never explained.

13. Witchcraft is when you are dressed to kill and people decide to stay in their homes. You will even feel like going door to door in their houses asking stupid questions like “Hey did my sister come there?” for them to see your clothes.

14. Those who think heartbreak is painful.. Have you ever finished washing white clothes, spread it and then the rope cuts?

15. Every girl you date, you ask her this question: “Babe are you a virgin?” My brother, do you have a company that repairs virginity? Grow up.

16. After me, Arsene Wenger now becomes the longest serving dictator.

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Having been at both ends of the interview table myself so many times, I have decided to cover the most common job interview questions here and suggest the best possible answers that should, all things being equal, get you hired.

The questions may not be worded in this exact same way, so you should be ready to adapt to any situation. The answers provided are to give you an idea of how to approach the questions in a very professional manner. You don’t have to copy them verbatim; be as honest as possible.

Job Interview Question: Tell me about yourself

This is a simple interview question but also one of the questions candidates fail very easily. Don’t resort to telling the interviewer your private life history and genealogy; they are more interested in the value you will bring. Instead, be business-focused, well targeted and answer the question directly.
Sample Answer

I’ve been working for the past four years as a [client service agent and customer relations manager]. I have been trained and certified on a host of customer service techniques and software. I would describe myself as hardworking with a versatile skill-set, willingness and ability to satisfy a customer at all cost. Let me quickly share an experience with you so you’d know what I’m about.

In my previous job as customer service agent in a hotel, I had just resumed work in the morning when I met a dissatisfied guest at the lobby complaining that his room hadn’t been cleaned and threatening to abruptly end his stay. I apologized to him and immediately went and did the cleaning myself, offered him free breakfast and made sure he had a comfortable experience throughout his stay in the hotel. The guest was happy in the end, as he returned on another business visit, and has been returning ever since. Sometimes, he even refers other people to the hotel. That earned me much positive appraisal from the management.

Now I’m seeking a new challenge and look to take my career to the next level and be a part of a team that allows me to focus my energy on my best strength, which is working directly with customers. I’d like to build a long term career that lets me focus on professional growth.

Job Interview Question: Why should we hire you?

Here, come with examples of what you can mean for the company. Any of the following answers will do. Show that the job is just as important as you are.
Sample Answers

You will be getting a smart man/woman who has been proactive in keeping abreast in his field. I always have the good of the company as my goal; I am a decision taker and definitely not a 9-5 person. In my previous position I was able to streamline the business processes which led to a cost reduction of 30% for some of them as well as a reduced process time.

I am a good fit for the position because I have the skills and passion you’re looking for, and I can use these skills to create a mutually beneficial relationship with the company. [The company’s name her] goals are top priority to me, because growth for the company means growth for me as well.

Because I am qualified for this position from all aspects – be it my skill-set, experience or education. With everything together I am confident that I will perfectly fit in the role and will benefit the organization to the fullest.

Job Interview Question: Why did you leave your last job? Or why do you want to leave your present job?

This question may trick you to begin to badmouth your previous job or employer, but don’t. Just be honest. Again, tell them the truth. If you suck at what you did, or are unhappy at your last position, tell them. And make sure you tell them how you have adjusted ever since, how this job is different, and how you can better use your skills in this job. Humanize the interview and don’t focus too much on getting the job, get to know the interviewer on a personal level, have fun with it
Sample Answer

Well, I could have stayed there but I am ambitious. I want to better myself and get ahead. Based on the job description I felt like we were a good match.
Job Interview Question: Why have you been unemployed for such a long time?

This question is to test your honesty, so if you lie about it and tell what ever reason without proof, it’s not good. Best is to tell the truth. You can hide inconvenient details, but be honest. You will have several rejections but eventually it will pay off. If you have been unemployed for too long, consider stepping down on the career ladder and then step up gradually. Say something you can prove because a good hiring manager will ask a followup question.

There are different reasons people may remain unemployed. Depending on the reason for your unemployment, the following sample answers may suffice.
Sample Answers

I could have stayed where I was and that was comfortable, but I wanted more. So I took a risk to make the transition, knowing that the job market is hard. But I haven’t really been out of a job. I have been doing some freelance while taking various courses that I think have enhanced my value.
I wanted to take a number of courses and I could not do that next to my job, so I took a risk, quit and enrolled myself/went back to school. In the interim I sustained myself with freelance work.

Job Interview Question: Tell me your ability to work under pressure

They want to know how you can cope with or handle pressure.
Sample Answers

That doesn’t really bother me; I just focus on the tasks that need to be done and do them within the time frame that is set for them. If you know your capability to work, there will be no pressure really.

I handle pressure and stress by remaining calm, focused, and methodical. I prioritize tasks and complete them in the time allowed by adjusting speed, although being sure not to compromise quality.

Job Interview Question: What’s your expectation from the job?

Note that this question is not about you, but the company. What value do you bring to the company?

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It never ends, does it? Well, even with the recent crisis in Zimbabwe, Robert Mugabe just can’t be silenced. He’s back in form just at the right time to make us all have a laugh with some undiluted hilarious quotes. You ready? Here we go again with some of the ridiculously funny Robert Mugabe quotes.

1. “Cowards are those who could not beat me when I was young but have decided to do so when I am 93 years.” This is in response to his “house arrest” and installation of his sacked Vice President as the President of Zimbabwe.

2. Some couples are just good on Facebook yet they don’t talk to each other in their homes.

3. Married women should stop putting beautiful pictures and statuses of themselves. Why advertise goods that are no longer in stock?

4. Witchcraft is when you are in class and your manhood decides to erect for no reason. Then the teacher points at you to go and rub the chalkboard.

5. Sometimes you look back at the woman you married, analyze all the problems she has caused you and you realize witchcraft is real.

6. Girls of today will be putting flowers on their heads when they are on Snapchat but they feel shy carrying vegetables to sell for their mothers. God is seeing everything you are doing my sister and the thunder that is going to strike you is still doing press ups.

7. Ladies, it’s always your bestie that is sleeping with your man. Blessed are women without besties.

8. Ladies again if he doesn’t treat you well don’t shave, if he behaves like an animal let him eat in the jungle.

9. If your father is not happy with you living in his house , he should move out. You’re in your father’s house, he should move to his own father’s house.

10. I am 93 years old, my wife is 52 years old; meaning when I was 41 years, my wife Grace was 1 week old. Don’t give up if you’re still single; probably your future partner is not even born yet; or probably your father-in-law and your mother-in-law have not met yet. Have faith today.

11. Every time a girl meets a new African guy “he’s been single for at least 6 months”. My brother your Masters Degree in Lying will backfire one day.

12. Confuse your enemies by repeating clothes. They’ll think today was yesterday.

13. You are pregnant and you’re still wearing high waist jeans. Now when you give birth, your baby’s head comes out looking like a pressed loaf of bread, and you will be complaining and blaming witchcraftcy…Nonsense!

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Dear Sir,

I was not your supporter during the election. In fact, I supported no candidate in the election. And no, I’m not one of them IPOB members. However, my indifference notwithstanding, I followed every bit of your campaign trail, thanks to your media team. And now the election is over, there are a few things that I want to say to you.

I want to say first, that I am sorry.

Sorry for not getting involved; for not supporting you. I should have. Even as you ticked all my boxes of what a good leader should be, I was too neck deep in my indifference to care. The wheels of our system here, ever running so awfully; surely you cannot blame my indifference. But then I was stung by that famous message of Bertolt Brecht that, the worst illiterate is the political illiterate…He doesn’t know that it is from his political non-participation, that the bad and corrupt leaders emerge. I should have participated; in sharing the social media posts, or in making calls and sending messages to my Anambra friends to vote for you. I should have taken action. It might have made very little impact, but one single good action outweighs all the beautiful opinions in the world.

I am also sorry that in electing their leader, the Anambra people allowed ignorance, greed, and mediocrity rule over their minds. I’m sorry that they failed you, because as lots of people have said already, they were not ready for the change you wanted to bring about. I apologise on their behalf. I feel so much pain knowing that they missed a chance to have a leader who had the skills, the will and the ideas to turn things around for good.

But you know what?

Rest assured that they heard you! Rest assured that they felt you, and rest assured that you have kick-started a new revolution of a progressive Nigeria. Watching you so gracefully make your voice heard and your presence known, with precision, integrity and purpose was even more powerful than those who had higher number of votes than you. Yes they won the election but they lost the battle; the battle for the redemption of Nigeria’s politics. It is not just about winning or losing; it is also about how you play the game.

Very few in the history of this country have been able to configure in words and ideas, the heart, hope and aspirations that drive citizens towards progress, and a higher vision of what we should be in this country, like you did. Not only did you impact Anambra State, but you launched a nationwide crusade and woke up a whole generation of people yearning for a real paradigm shift from the status quo.

You have shown us that we can be better. For that Sir, I am grateful. Thank you! I hope all our political aspirants and public office holders out there will learn from you.

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Under boobs sweating might not be the most fun topic to discuss, but let’s be real: every girl with large breasts knows the struggle of dealing with under boobs sweat on a hot day.

Besides the fact that it feels super uncomfortable and awkward, you also have to worry about your under boobs sweat stains showing through your shirt and announcing your temperature to everyone around you. It’s like, yeah, everyone sweats, but do you really want to be a walking advertisement for that? I don’t think so.

Causes of Under Boobs Sweat

The most common causes of breast rashes are excessive sweating, heat, lack of air circulation, and wearing an ill-fitting bra that rubs against the breasts.

Thus, factors like hot, humid climate and obesity contribute to this problem.

Those, among others, are the causes of under boobs sweating.

Now let’s look at ways to tackle this annoying problem that sometimes can soak down the tummy to the pants!

How to Prevent Under Boobs Sweat

These are measures to control or prevent sweating under the boobs.
1. Talcum Powder

Powder, powder and more powder! Ever thought of why powder is being used for baby’s bottoms? Because it keeps it soft and dried. Talcum powder is good for the under boobs, for dryer, softer and silkier skin. It absorbs any sweat instantly.
2. Cold Compress

A cold compress can relieve many of the symptoms like itching and burning sensation caused by rashes under the breasts. Wrap some ice in a thin cotton towel and put it over the affected area for five to 10 minutes. Take a break and then repeat.

Another option is to apply a skim-milk and cold-water compress using equal parts of both the ingredients to relieve itching and reduce swelling.

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