₦airaland Forum

erad:
He's referring to the woman's husband.

gentlestdude:
He dey disguise

Gadafii:
During the pandemic salah, naso abokii tear my brother 250k for a ram, we bought something of that size for 55k the previous year


Aboki talk say na lock down make the ram expensive like that, we say no wahala. We carry waka go house, the next two days we went back to that sabo and bought a bigger one for 60k

BluntTheApostle:
Except my village people are very strong, there is no way I will see 1.2 million naira right now, and use it to buy ram, even if the ram is bigger than an elephant.

Mayng01:
Omo! This scene funny die

Omihanifa:
Rubbish how much come be cow if this small thing is going for 1.2 million.

anonymuz:
you will go in the opposite direction. Fear no too good.

Vulcanheph:
Alright oh... Na una ask for am.
Immediately after secondary school around 2010 , I wanted a temporary job to use "hold side" for the main time... That was how I ended working in 3 different hotels during a period of 7 years and I worked as a housekeeper in all of them.

I have cleaned a lot of horrible things in rooms ranging from urine, vomit , blood and even excrement on the beds.
There are some rooms that you'll enter to clean and you'll regret ever applying for such a job.
It got to an extent where I didn't find sperm irritating anymore because I was so used to seeing it.
There's an incident where a man probably in his early 40's brought in a girl that couldn't even be up to 15 to screw in our rooms and I went to the room later to clean it and discovered blood all over the floor (it was obvious that the man deflowered the girl there because we heard struggling when they got in.)
I have also seen people who take all sort of hard drugs and leave traces of them for us to clean... You can go to a room and you'll see some boys taking Coke or ice.
I've also seen a newly married man who secretly booked another room in the hotel and left his newly married wife in their hotel room to go and bang another girl in the room he booked on his wedding day , in that same hotel.
I've seen two hookers thoroughly beat up a man who refused to pay them.
I once cleaned a room where I noticed that the guest had dozens of ATM cards and it turned out that the guy was into ATM fraud after he was caught. (he meets people in the ATM machine and uses voodoo to make them hand over their cards and their pin without even remembering that they did it.
I've also seen numerous married people I knew coming there to cheat on their spouses.

The things wey I don see been really plenty but make I stop here.

TheKrakon:
Go alabarago go see jumbo when women dey mole.

WizydXkoba:
When under tension, pressure, fear or duress, my dear you won't be able to recognize a route you follow daily

Vulcanheph:
I worked in a hotel as a room steward (housekeeper) for over 4 years and only God knows the kind of things I have seen.

Totilopussylick:
Ganja mama

Artisticity1:
I no see am