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A young girl was shouting and praying that God should help her with two thousand naira. That's all she needed.

At the same time, a man at the back of the church was quietly asking God to help him with with fifty million naira.

The young girl was getting louder shouting, jumping and begging that God should please help her with two thousnd naira.

The man at the back now went to her and asked "ah ah, na only you God go hear? Girl what's your problem now?"

The girl replied that she needed the thousand naira badly.

The man hissed loudly, took two thousand naira from his pocket and said "Abeg, take this and be quiet so that God can concentrate!!! [color=#006600][/color][/size][size=8pt]

A man was driving around 1.00am alone in his car and got to a checkpoint. A policeman stopped him and asked for everything which he gave out.

The police had nothing more to ask and in order to charge him, guess what the police man said; I charge you for driving alone at this time of the day, if you come get accident now who go go tell your people ?"

The man said: I'm not alone, Jesus Christ is with me here, Angel Gabriel, Angel Rapheal, Angel Micheal and five angels are with me here.

The police man said: "all these people inside this your small car ? I charge you for overloading."

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A boss said to an employee: "do you believe in life after death?"

Employee: "certainly not! there's no proof of it".

Boss: "well, there is proof now, because after you left early yesterday to go to your uncle's funeral, he came here looking for you"

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I woke up one Saturday morning, after a hard night of drinking, with a serious hangover only to overhear two rats casually discussing in my room.

The first announced triumphantly 'you dis weak man, yesterday you know say na me eat all the fish for on top all those gum traps for the house!'.

In an effort to prove tougher, the other rat replied 'na that one una do? Shioo!! I dey use the rat trap like swing!'.

As the first rat was thinking up something else to brag about, out from one other corner came another rat's voice. 'See dis weak bodos as dem dey talk'.

I turned to see and there stood this rat in a waist coat and a comb in it's hands. He then proudly announced 'Una no know say na me give the cat for the other house belle! [color=#990000][/color]

[font=Lucida Sans Unicode]Hi! loma, more of that please,