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amala you are abusing me again

Friday night, night before game day.  Everyone's out partying, whatever.  Dude calls me up saying "let's go to abcxyz I heard there's a party there tonight".  I'm thinking to myself, "no, not the ghetto".  I won't call back.  But wait, there's gon' be a shitload akata girls mehn.   Missing out on seeing some kingsize booty be that.

FL Gators:
As if anybody wants your chicken leg. gbogbo iku e lo shan man oko e.



awwwwwww. Lol, I'm so jealous.
_{loud continuous farts again}

talk to the hand

THE AMAKA:
you guys are mean

and no im not even worried about a love life right now. well if it happens it happens but it isnt what im chasing right now.
whenever it comes then i guess

you right. i don't even want a love life either. it can be such a burden when those girls start nagging.

THE AMAKA:
please thats not funny im not an emeka, biko oo!


and no one was laughing thats why i said "not"

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Biko nu oooo
Amaka how's your love life?  Starting to "boom"?

chic2pimp:
EMEKA,AMAKA = POTATO,POTATA abi no be so

lol

FL Gators:
what a party pooper. Continue with your loff laife.


_{sticks tongue out. scratches ass and farts}

You are just so dirty. See that's why no one wants you.


I can't mind being mushy to someone who's earned it. I have high expectations.
She's earned it. Be jealous of her.

THE AMAKA:
hahaha very funny, not
please enough with the jokes, can you call me by my name, please? im not emeka or whatever else.


hmmmm dont worry about the prize

U trippin. Who's laughin' with you

FL Gators:
No continue. We nairalanders, are honoured, to see acid get mushy once in a bluemoon.

_{And here I was going to snatch you, but thank God my own snatched me first}
Lol, is that what you ate?

Shouldn't you be sitting on a chair somewhere sucking your thumb since you have nothing to eat?
Wetin consign you consine my love life. If you need someone to love, the ghetto boys at your school will be glad to fulfill those desires.

emeka help me o

davidylan:
6-0 3-6 6-3 6-4

Nadal wins. Brutal battle, both men will be in bed all day tomorrow.

davidylan:
he was beaten by a better player, do you think Rafa is Monfils?

LMao I was hopelessly rooting for the underdog. Make una free me.
Of course Rafa is the better tennis player.

Don't come back to me.

@emka

which prize, who is this prize? what?

I can't even hurt a fly. I don't plan on putting all my eggs in one basket either.
Those days of loving like a puppy are gone. Man must use head.

Enough with my love life. Mind your business.


Feed on the cockroaches crawling between those crevices in your wall.

Yep Some players come out on that turf to surprise us come tournament time. Great poise.


@chic, I did give him a prayer, but the fatigue caught up to him. Nadal - superior conditioning

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simplay?

FL Gators:
Wow.

I know, right. I said the same thing. Perturbation not to be confused with quandary though.

Not to worry, if all goes according to plan and I'm not being naive, I know I've landed a gem - that's all I eveer needed.

The match is over. Nadal wins. Nadal has broken Kiefer. Kiefer's hopes are dashed.

Emeka, it's simple.  Use the search button.  Tutorial's been posted here a few times before.

Stand by me

This is a perturbation of seismic proportions. The flustered heart is a vulnerable one.
How one glance backward can send your mind into disarray.

What are you doing Ethanol, get it together.

Enjoying watching Kiefer give Rafa a run for his money. Now if only he can break Rafa's serve, things could get spicier.

@sorry dudes, i dont know what you guys are talking about man

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To 70V3 a woman

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Love is a matter of distance between you and me

Are you saying it's no longer okay to enjoy the fruits of your own labor? Leave the virgin babe alone, she's happily reaping what she sowed.

vikiviko:
There is no time for wooing again now na straight to the koko.

Lol

Na true oooo. Promiscuity has become default as the new norm. Everyone's running after instant gratification. What happened to the good ol' days of courting a babe? Now you can't even say "hello" talk less of "nice to meet you" before clothes come flying off.

It trips me when people act nonchalant after breaking a promise they made.


I need this textbook to get here pronto!

GYM!

Can't go. Lost SID. F you c k. There goes my outlet.

Feel a little violated. 

Some people unexpectedly become distant after getting what they want.

so na so he pain una reach say a virgin posted about her virginity on a 'Virgin's Club' thread on nairaland ?
Where else is most suitable

stacyclare:
well am 25 and still a virgin thou i touch myself most times but has not had sex for once in my whole entire life.
but to tell u the truth it wasent that easy to keep especially whn u watch smeone u love walking out of the relationship
cos of SEX. so painfulllllllllll

lol you be 5th degree virgin

yes the distinction is necessary don't you think? both in the social scene and the biological sense - for purposes of research at least


me sef i no dey go worry. why i go worry? na me bee your aso ibora ni

se emi lon ba wi? you prefer alhaji? since you are confused about your gender now
you betta change that thing back to female, now!

pasko alhaja ki ni oruko e

edoyad:
Let me tell you, if you've masturbated or something similar i don't think you still count as a virgin in the first degree. You've become a second degree virgin.
Well in the 3rd degree sense i'm still a virgin meself. Which is no mean feat for a handsome man almost two dozen and half scope old.

lol na wa. from first degree to third degree.

i must belong to the 10th degree

lol ashewo ni e o. fhuck her sibe abi

you need deliverance

i lol in sign-language