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Health / Re: How Do You Get High Without Igbó Or Alchohol? by C2H5OH(f): 1:55am On Dec 10, 2009 |
Sniff some glue. Try with caffeine - would only get you hy-per though. Cook up some dust. GET LAID it will take you to SEVENTH HEAVEN - that's as high as high gets ain't it?? |
Celebrities / Re: Armed Robbers Kept Kobe From Practicing: Was He In Nigeria? by C2H5OH(f): 1:47am On Dec 10, 2009 |
Family / Re: Can You Encourage Your Husband To Take A Second Wife by C2H5OH(f): 1:41am On Dec 10, 2009 |
Am I psychic? How would you expect me to figure that out? If all threads on nairaland were based on hypothetical situations then your grudge would be understandable. |
Celebrities / Re: Armed Robbers Kept Kobe From Practicing: Was He In Nigeria? by C2H5OH(f): 1:29am On Dec 10, 2009 |
Good question. Aren't those just church brigades looking for roofs over their heads. 90 percent of them are probably not even trained and abuse their arrestees recklessly. I hope I never have a run in with their law enforcement, but if ever that happens and I'm maltreated, I will show those nuisances pepper. |
Celebrities / Re: This Is How Tiger Woods Can Repair His Image by C2H5OH(f): 1:26am On Dec 10, 2009 |
Suck up to Oprah and the feminisazis? Poppycocks |
Celebrities / This Is How Tiger Woods Can Repair His Image by C2H5OH(f): 1:24am On Dec 10, 2009 |
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/columns/story?columnist=reilly_rick&id=4727383 Tiger Woods is the first person in history to run his car into a hydrant and set himself on fire. His reputation is shredded. His once-perfect name has been dragged through more mud than a Nantucket clam digger's boots. A once-spotless life is now an episode of "Cops." So what now? First, Oprah Winfrey. "It has to be Oprah," says the king of Las Vegas publicity men, Dave Kirvin. "If you did a poll on who's most disgusted by this whole mess, it would be women. To win over those women, you need to win over Oprah. You win over Oprah, you win over America." Once he's on Oprah's couch, he says this: "To my wife, to my kids, to my family, to my friends, to my fans, I am so sorry. You believed in me. You looked up to me. You thought I was different, and I let you down. I'm ashamed of myself. My mom is ashamed of me. I'm sure my dad would be ashamed of me. I'm an idiot." Then he has to go full Tebow: "From this day forward, you will never see somebody work harder, 24 hours a day, to win back your trust." It has to be next week and no later, because every day the British tabloids have him sleeping with everybody but the Page 3 girl. "The sooner he makes his public act of contrition, the sooner he takes the oxygen out of the story," Kirvin says. Second, he needs to shut down his public life. He needs to skip San Diego, skip the Masters, maybe even skip the U.S. Open. When your house is rubble, you don't go play the Buick Open. Tiger needs to prove to his wife, Elin, sponsors and fans that morality is more important than majors. Third, he needs to clean house. If he wants to keep his wife, he has to get a new agent, a new caddie and some new friends. It's hard to believe all this went on without their help or knowledge. How can she see them as anything but enablers? Fourth, he needs to freeze his corporate sponsors before they freeze him. He needs to tell them, "I'm not doing any ads or taking any payment until I can again prove myself worthy of your products. I'm sorry I've let you down. It won't happen again." Fifth, he needs to write his Tiger Woods Learning Center a check for $5 million with a note that says, "Keep studying hard. I'll be back to help you fundraise in 2011." He needs sincerity and commitment and honor now because he might have just ruined a lot of lives, maybe even his own. He needs transparency. Let us into your life a little. Do the "A week on the road with Tiger" story. Give a home interview once in a while. Let people check in the closets and under the bed. Prove to the world you've changed. Because "no comment" and three security guards are only going to make people suspicious. Sixth, a few manners wouldn't kill him. No more terrible-twos temper. No more swearing. No more throwing clubs. And instead of pulling his signature blow-by move on the hundreds of autograph seekers waiting for him after every round, stop and sign for 15 minutes. Hasn't hurt Phil Mickelson any. This fall is straight out of the Book of Wallenda. Not so much because his bottom was so low, but because his top was so high. His image, his likability, his hero factor were in the clouds. He was the kid with the 10,000-watt smile from the public golf course -- he brought golf to people of color all over the world. He was the great black hope of the game who made good. A golfer? With two young kids at home? Alleged to have had affairs with numerous women? The best Player becoming the biggest Player? Overnight? Unthinkable! Seventh, he has to return to the Tour and take the ridicule he has coming. He'll feel as though he's being paraded down Main Street, naked, in a glass box. Women will be wearing TIGER, YOU FORGOT ME T-shirts. Guys will be holding ELIN OVERCLUBBED signs. Babes will be hollering, "Hey, Tiger! I took my name off my voice mail like you said!" He can shoot 42 over par; he just has to get through it. Then he has to play in a major, maybe the British at St. Andrews, where he won last time. And then he has to start winning again. "There's four steps to getting past this in the public eye," Kirvin says. "First tournament. First major. First tournament victory. First major victory. Only then will the media let us get over this. The public will forgive him. They won't ever forget, but they'll forgive." He'll come out of this as an even better player, if that's possible. The golf course will be the one place where he can go to forget, and he will want to forget constantly. Where he once spent six hours on the range, he will spend eight. Where he once had the will of 10 men, he will have the will of 100. He will win again -- win huge -- and people will call it a comeback. But it won't be a comeback. He never lost his game. He only lost his mind. |
Celebrities / Re: Armed Robbers Kept Kobe From Practicing: Was He In Nigeria? by C2H5OH(f): 1:22am On Dec 10, 2009 |
Naija police no get balls na. [flash=400,330] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXWb-n5vcyI[/flash] kobe's big balls dance |
Fashion / Re: A Close Up At Miss Nigeria by C2H5OH(f): 1:13am On Dec 10, 2009 |
Yeah I definitely have a change of mind. Shiet I'd hit that. |
Family / Re: Womenís Attitudes Worsen After Marriage by C2H5OH(f): 1:05am On Dec 10, 2009 |
They grow wings larger than an airplane's. |
Family / Re: Womenís Attitudes Worsen After Marriage by C2H5OH(f): 1:03am On Dec 10, 2009 |
Ohhhhhhhh yesssss it does. Ohhhhh yes, absolutely. Significantly worsse. |
Family / Re: Can You Encourage Your Husband To Take A Second Wife by C2H5OH(f): 1:01am On Dec 10, 2009 |
mama-gee:Lol hey don't be angry that's a valid question. Infertile women usually consider that route when faced with difficultie in their marriages. |
Forum Games / Re: What's On Your Mind? by C2H5OH(f): 12:09am On Dec 10, 2009 |
ibkaye:lay off the coffee. pwetme, you are cold. you were supposed to help me up. kunbee go and fetch water |
Forum Games / Re: What's On Your Mind? by C2H5OH(f): 11:59pm On Dec 09, 2009 |
Kunbee:miss what? ponmo lips. . . maybe next year |
Forum Games / Re: What's On Your Mind? by C2H5OH(f): 11:58pm On Dec 09, 2009 |
Pweety4me:I meant to quote this. Faints! |
Forum Games / Re: What's On Your Mind? by C2H5OH(f): 11:53pm On Dec 09, 2009 |
ewww it's ibukunoluwapo Kunbee:gbefila patwhizkid:disgusted |
Forum Games / Re: What's On Your Mind? by C2H5OH(f): 11:48pm On Dec 09, 2009 |
slap yourself for that. don't you know i didn't brush my mouth. |
Celebrities / Re: Hulk Hogan Engaged To Daughter's Class Mate by C2H5OH(f): 10:40pm On Dec 09, 2009 |
Not bad for an old-timer |
Celebrities / Re: Armed Robbers Kept Kobe From Practicing: Was He In Nigeria? by C2H5OH(f): 10:25pm On Dec 09, 2009 |
Lol |
Forum Games / Re: What's On Your Mind? by C2H5OH(f): 10:15pm On Dec 09, 2009 |
aya come and make me |
Forum Games / Re: What's On Your Mind? by C2H5OH(f): 10:08pm On Dec 09, 2009 |
Pweety4me:Lol it wasn't you o. That's a funny coincidence sha, now that you mentioned it. Peewee almost rhymes with pweetymee. Pele |
Romance / Re: Why Are Married Women Fat by C2H5OH(f): 10:07pm On Dec 09, 2009 |
Some MILFs don't have that many loose tissues hanging about. |
Romance / Re: Why Are Married Women Fat by C2H5OH(f): 10:06pm On Dec 09, 2009 |
She's bored. |
Forum Games / Re: What's On Your Mind? by C2H5OH(f): 10:02pm On Dec 09, 2009 |
Lol |
Forum Games / Re: What's On Your Mind? by C2H5OH(f): 9:57pm On Dec 09, 2009 |
You know I smuv you too peewee. |
Forum Games / Re: What's On Your Mind? by C2H5OH(f): 9:53pm On Dec 09, 2009 |
Even nincompoops are now granted access to computers. No wonder they feel more important than they actually are. What won't we see . Dances and hisses |
Forum Games / Re: What's On Your Mind? by C2H5OH(f): 9:50pm On Dec 09, 2009 |
Whine and moan and whine and moan and whine and moan and whine and moan and whine and moan and whine Frail as furck |
TV/Movies / Re: Ini Edo Produces Her 1st Film by C2H5OH(f): 9:42pm On Dec 09, 2009 |
omar22:LOL don't mind that nigga. He must have been smoking the best hookah ever made. Furcking LOL |
Romance / Re: I'm A Bit Scared Of Marriage by C2H5OH(f): 8:53pm On Dec 09, 2009 |
Ebonyeyes:by their fears and their words shall ye identify them. |
Celebrities / Re: Stunning- Africa Miss World 2009 by C2H5OH(f): 7:53pm On Dec 09, 2009 |
will manage Angola, Ghana, Sierra-Leone |
Celebrities / Re: World Exclusive: Tiger Woods' Wife Moves Out by C2H5OH(f): 7:39pm On Dec 09, 2009 |
Pseudonymous communication is the life of the internet. SeanT21:Lol very cute. Haven't heard from you for sometime. How's it hanging? Should catch up sometime. Not all that bad. It's good for entertainment. Plus, it increases your learning. |
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