I'm a woman.

Stay put! Why would you want to lose a billion dollars over some cheap pride. Understand and accept that he's made multiple human mistakes. Continue with your lives together.

There is nothing comedic or disgusting about the truth, young lass.

It's not a sucker move bawo. It would be more damaging to his reputation if he alienated his marriage. He has admitted his infidelity and his plan is to devote his current time to hopefully saving his marriage. Golf can wait until one tournament before Augusta.

Great players thrive when faced with adversity. When his father died he came out and won. Let's see what he has lined up for an encore.

I feel extremely diarrheic

It's cool jare, and yourself? I just got held back a bit. Was having some medical issues,so gotta miss a final.
how your side, your program? i tried to follow up but i lost ur . .

Yeah go ahead and comment, let me rip you a new asshole while these intravenous drugs are still active in my system.

I'm kidding.  Seriously, no one's stalking you.  Not after previous stunts you've pulled.

Yeah as if my life revolves around you, thug.  I got a lot on my plate. Bigger fish to fry.

First step is to disappear from her life completely.
Next step is for you to recover.
After that just find yourself another woman.

Thank you God. Home sweet home. Finally outta surgery.

Thanks chi

u nko? talk nau quit bein a mute.

Chika98:

How you go put name ontop NL? E be like sey you don dey crase small abi? I dey jor. U nko?

No mind me abeg. I jus dey make sure say no b ghost i dey see. i dey kampe.
i for holler u but i no sabi

na u be this. how na

It's nothing bad at all actually. Some things are better left unsaid. Can't be discussed here.

netotse:

at those wondering how it feels to have an elder brother, imagine someone that takes your stuff without asking for permission, orders you around and makes fun of your friends. . .lol

P.S. no, i dont have a wicked elder brother. . .i am one!

@thread
i love my siblings to bits, told my sister i lurv you once and she was like you too(bush girl), my younger bro has told her i love you once too. . .lol, we used to fight a lot, but as er'one got older we got closer, and we barely fight and now its not rare for someone to call the other person just to say wassup

Lol thumbs up.  Except i can't relate to the I love you part.
And my own brother humiliated me growing up.  If only I had been big enough to box him, lol.  He would do some of the most horrible things to me in front of my friends.   Embarassed me on purpose.
My other brother tried boxing him once but he got his backside whooped lol.  I'm talking like actual fights too.



@maven, na real wa o for wetin i see. i think my curiosity just peaked.

lol eyah


@Mavenox
Even though you said it doesn't matter, thanks for the revelation anyway.

You shouldn't slap your women. That's very backwards.

She started at 20. Very good planned parenthood. One for each year since.

Same here. Goodluck. All this exam wahala too much. I feel like I'm gonna get owned . . . and I hate having that empty feeling after taking a test.

carnal:

my own wahala is how is it like to have a sister or sisters,we are all male children 8 of us and while growing up our house was hammer house of horror,i know the advantage of having brothers,u=you dare not touch me as my older brothers will kill you since i havppen to be number 7 in line,it was fun they treated me well and beat me well too at those times i feel stubborn,i remember an experience where they dealt with me mercilessly during one of those times daddy and mummy travelled,they tied me to the bed and they all went to sleep just imagine that but those were sweet memories i must tell you.

Lol my sister is hot and cold. Love her to the bones. We're good. We have our moments but we get along very well.

Krayola:

@ negronuts. . .  isn't that the general trend of cultural evolution. . . . ? what's the issue here? I don't get it. What is "ordinary" interaction? If i dropped u in the middle of red-neck USA, u being called a "nigger" left right and centre would be "ordinary" interaction. . .  isn't it all relative?

@ OP. Yoruba guys all cheat like crazy. YES!! We are all a bunch of good for nothing dogs. Thats why we are the best in bed. If u wanna get poked real good, holla @ Segun, Dayo, Tunde, Ibukun, Femi etc. . .forget about Emeka, Nnamdi and Chibuzor  etc.

Reinforce the stereotype. Anyone silly enough to subscribe deserves to be misled

Lol . Classic.

Yeah I kinda do too.  People here are venomous snakes and I don't like putting my stuff out there.  Even the little we're discussing here makes me uneasy.
I have your word. you have my word, my bond. not like it matters.

buzmail1:

What our governor has done is nice.It will reduce the rate at which robbery operation is been performed.
This is what the policemen should been using anywhere they had an alert that there is robbery operation especially in bank they will just sustain their self in air and watch the thieves coming out gun them

HOW? We're not well situated on ground zero, and we are already thinking of taking our fights to the air. From baby steps to giant steps. Are these gurus gonna be firing at robbers from above? I don't think our police force is properly trained to carry out a task as difficult as that.

lol

becomrich, who is the informant you speak of? what is our business with the informant and what is his or her relation to the thread?

That is fine with me. Suit yourself.

Lol

Oh please, I have nothing to gain from lying.

Banned by what and for what? Icons don't get banned, they sleep and ressurect. Except I was never banned to begin with.

Should I be taken aback by your refusal to grant my request lol.

Yoruba dudes are no different from other dudes.