₦airaland Forum

Sipping green tea with your diasporic president

AMINDA:
Chivayo was in Nigeria recently and met with Tinubu. Zimbabweans are celebrating his death, accusing him of being a fixer who laundered money and manipulated elections for several African despots and presidents.

Especially the **Are you serious**crew

He is not broke Sam...that price is expensive

Samantha125:
Just say you're broke... We understand that the economy in Nigeria is hard.

Was your mother a vargin when she was cohabiting with your father...just asking

Goo0dHardDick:
Food for the streets. If you like don't marry a virgin.

My prayers are with the man

Dinner
Spaghetti
Redoil stew
Catfish

No light not a blink of it
Imagine a 66yrs old man who still says and puts on a big baggy trousers with bushy afro hair.



I shame to bee from this corn tree.... yesterday I saw a Korean woman with her lil son whose faces were stamp3d with the green white green colours I just laughed

That he also wears his mother's brassiers also.

angelboy01:
Just tell them it's your mom's phone. Shikena.

Awon fence seaters association

I love sitting on the fence on matters like this.



Who cares for a hot steaming pot of banga soup,catfish with starch?

Take Dickson play fess

Guy forget.... something must kpeme nwoke.

Pootle:
man wey dey use am dey womanize wella o

Leave my spec alone...I love them with pink lips

Pootle:
man gat no business with a poor man death, but why the lip gloss?

If e reach ya papa turn carry RPG BLAST ham

Dinner
Redoil stew
Catfish
Plantain

So you see....you men cannot do without us....na Una dey clamour more for marriage.

Sonnobax15:
dumped but already been taken by another lucky woman

Beautiful independence to you.

Redoil wey cost pass anything naim this person just wasted.
Do you have any idea how many pots of redoil spaghetti that oil can cook.

VaginaAcademic:
because of red oil cornmeal and picture 🤣🤣

So like this now...you ve been Dumped

Sonnobax15:

Nigerian bannies can go to any extent just to secure the entire scrotum of a wealthy man to herself .

I don't want to speak ill about my ex but I think I was once charmed like this innocent man all through the years I was with the female scallywag . But the moment my eyes were opened,that was when I realized that being single as a man can sometimes be the next sweetest thing after bread and butter especially when you find yourself dating a female werey

Your eyes yaff really seen shege oniovo me.
Last year you were praising her as the best porridge you ve ever cooked with transformer oil .

Oniovo

I just l boiled eggs alongside my spaghetti as breakfast.tempting sharp sharp habits I must confess

Mariangeles:
I once remember telling a nairalander this - guys, stop cooking your eggs whole in your rice, and even noodles.

Just drop your eggs in simmering water, and 10-12 mins, it is done.

Take out and transfer straight to cold water to cool down, for easy peeling.

If not for anything, boiling eggs in your food alters the smell.
Boiled eggs do not have a pleasant smell.

What exactly is your problem man?

Ogbon420:
My advice to you is for you to go back to your wife. She already have a baby for you and she is now your wife. Just treat her well and make her to understand the level of things. Do not abandon your family. The Bible make us to understand that he that fineth a wife we obtain favour from God. Just stick with your wife and do the right thing God will surely bless you. Try to make her to get a job even if it is menial so that she can be supporting you.

Leave the bible out from this matter.
As it stands now, there's no love lost between them.

If you coax this man to go back...he might Una live his wife...the best thing to do is temporary separation.

The lady should just accept her face and both of them should map out plans on how to care for their child.

Nor be every man that finth a wife,finds a good thing.

Kobo allow him to nag...when he quits from nagging,he must go back home to play his daddy role.

Kobojunkie:
More like poor financial decisions. Yet here he came to dump all his poor choices on the poor woman whom he groomed into believing he is her captain-save-a-hoe. 😂😂😂

When he was shagging her,he never knew she was a single mother.

Seems is what your sister's finally settled for

Ebenezer2021:
this one has given up.
Don't worry all hope is not lost
Your best belt is lonely old men, widowers and divorcees

Reasons why your life turned out this way..,too much Scottish yaff destroyed ya life.
Nada to show up.
You just escorted people to this life.
May God make life easier for you..

Breakfast

It's going to get worse as time goes on.

ClassicMan202:
Omo.... Naija politics don reach this stage

A time is coming when our fundamental rights are going to be cuffed and our voices sealed.

I stumbled on a young lad doing same thing on tiktok,he wore his pyjamas and was dangling his cassava whilst licking his tongue seductively.

stormborn28:
Both genders are culpable. Not every girl will do what is doing. Reason why both genders are inclusively involved in the L.O.O.S.E game

Like you said...the misdemeanor swings both ways.

Go and ask her oga.

stormborn28:
Is that so. Are you sure it is not this fuckery that separated them? But are condition is not a game. Her game is win-win for her.

Your gender are her active customers.
A good percentage of your gender are LO.O.S.E

Such a caring First lady.....Malawian first lady should emulate our mummy.







#sarcasm#