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Dinalove:
Please I need someone to want this baby, please. I don't want to kill the baby, please I need help.... Please

So how many months gone z the pregnancy

poweredcom:
Madam a old woman de miss na wa

Come on vagabond....show some respect

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GoTV:
Even though I'm a born again Christian, i think this is shameful considering the fact that Rivers is a predominantly Christian state. We should rather blame the hypocritical Christians fornicating with condoms when the bible clearly warned we Christians to abstain from immorality. This is why i like Muslims no matter the reservations people have for Islam, you will never find a used condom among muslim faithfuls let alone on their streets. Condoms and alchohol remained banned in the north while we Christians are shamelessly sinning against God. We Christians should emulate the good examples of Muslims and stop every form of immorality.

A bottle of chilled sniper for you.would you prefer to drink it with a glass cup?

preshpearl:
I thought of the same thing too until it seemed like it has pus inside it

And its like four of it on the hand

That certainly z no mosquito bite...issa viral infection sort of airborne it spreads faster than you think.

Visit the hospital.

Iffffffy:
Sis, ve been around. Funny thing i was feeding on your diary yesterday. Now team January eyeing december.

congratulations sis...you're favoured happy H&H to you.

Iffffffy:
first time im seeing this

Where ve you been?this woman from pregnancy thread that year .its ahnie.

curvilicious:
Back!

Ad she said 6cm i felt she was joking(i dnt know why i felt she was joking but it wasnt a joke!
Then they asked me to lie on my left. I turned left oooooo but couldnt bear it again then i got up nd said nurse why must it be left nd not right? She didnt answer. As d contractions began again i started screaming: i want to face right o nurse right plz nurse lemme face right, i beg u nursebjust allow me face right small even if na 2minis. D nurse now started explaining jargons couldnt comprehend. Later my mind just reminded me i wasnt in chains na so i change position to right. When contractions came again i turned to nurse nd said nurse dont be offended plz i want to go back to left. I turned again. The third time i told the nurse say nurse Kalu i cant beg again o i want to face up. She was jus looking at me. After like one hour she left to rest her head. I was alone. I just jump down from bed lije wrestler, went to the ward. I met one oda nurse there, i tapped her nd said madam plz pray for me, am dieing. She was shocked nd escorted me back to d labour ward. She prayed after sometime she slept off na so i waka go meet nurse Kalu nd started to quarrel with her abt me being alone in labour ward. Na so anoda contraction come. I didnt know when i entered akanchawa nd started to sing it. They took me back to the labour ward. Anoda 2minis contractions came again i enter Yoruba songs. As the labour proceeded i started shouting waiyo allah waiyo allah. The nurses were confused larer i entered my dialect nd started asking God to help me. Then one of the nurses now said ehen thats how u shld do be calling Jesus. I entered anoda round of shouting this time it was yeparipa oluwami o

They had to administer ox.y.to.xin as they fixed d canula immediately i aensed what they wanted to do i opted to use the toilet. I went n nd locked the toilet door they started begging me to come out. They had to goan bring dh to coman help dem beg me. After a while i came without the canula. They had to fix a new one nd boom they started d drip dat was how the madness increased. I started shouting my fada nd moda to no avail i superfly from the bed to the ground nd said i needed space i wanted to run. The nurse was like run as how? I said i have strength i want to run intothe bush plz allow me. As i turn see dh na so i use force turn hold his shirt nd started tearing it and was saying look at what u cosd if i were single this wont happen. The man just stood there begging me to cooperate. I turnwd to nurse Kalu nd said plz hold me, am in pains who asked to agree? Na so i start to dey break d nurse finger with all my strength. I left her nd faced bedspread na so i shout i want to tear something i just hold d bedspread tear an into two. Again as d drip progressed i started saying sojo(army doc) plz help me. D doc said cooperare so we can help u na so i spark o because am in ur hospital, ordinary yeye soldier is trearing me anyhow. You are wicked. Officer you are wicked o. Just to help me officer. D officer now said anoda six months now u will start antenatal again na so i vex look her wt terrible bad eye.
I shout sotae their oga came to check what was happening nd said oh na born she dey born.

I curse them, fight them, warn them, beg them, do all sorts of things till finally, i had the urge to poo. I told the nurse she said poo there. I said no ooo no plz i cant poo in u pple's presence. My butt loss value because i kept slapping it once contractions come. I told dh stop rubbing my back rub my butt. D man jejely carey hand dey rub my frosh butt but wt fear for him eyes until i said stop! I dont want again just go, goooo oga get out of here now!

Then she put her hand nd said ur see babys head once u get d urge to poo plz push na so puuuuuuush kpaka nothing. The officer provoke for me saying since you have been wasting ur energy shouting now you are proving lazy. I go so slap ur butt if u no push. Do u want to injure ur child? As the urge came again i puuuuuush nothing dat was how they brought out a scissors like equipment as i pushed again i heard & felt cut chakam! There the head came out i pushed the last nd the remaining body came out @ 5:05am weighing 3.5kg with a loud cry nd hand struggling to enter mouth.

They took him and we continued with placenta which came out after sometime looking very large according to the nurses. They now started saying you sure say na only one baby?
They stitched the scissor cut nd the cervix tear.
After all said nd done i just got up like i did during labour nd was forming going to maternity ward where i just became blank and fell on the floor nd fainted abi na pass out(i fear o) they rushed me back and administered drip which lasted for about two hours.
I saw my John all looking so handsome and ingredient. Then i said to myself: congratulations you are now a mommy

Only for one of the nurses to coman be asking me, madam abeg what tribe exactly are you? She asked me during labour i told i forgot as my brain was filled with pains

I apologised to each and every nurse present and dh gave them moni to share among themselves with preferencial treatment to nurse Kalu.

My appreciation goes to all mamas Atc, preggy, waddlers, newmoms, oldmoms, grandmas etc. Preggy threaders una do well

I came, I saw, I conquered

only you with this dramatic stunts curvi!curvilicious congrats ma'am. thank God it ended in praise.

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