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Ishilove:
Old format. A scammer sent me a DM and tried to run the same over hashed script with me, but as body dey pepper me in this current dispensation, I just told him straight "guy, this format don cast."

Another one (they are everywhere like rats) told me he wanted to send me a picture before we continue talking. I snapped "guy, don't send me any useless, nasty picture that will spoil my appetite. I'm not in the mood!!"

Body dey pepper me, my dada dey scatter and I'm never in the mood to play with those fuuls

Danielbobosky:
Made vegetable stew for the first time in a very long while.

Exactly what i want to cook....Rice mixed with beans and veggie stew.




Nice meal Danny.

Excuse you,who mentioned 8tred here?

seunmsg:
Adedibu lived a good life and died at the prime age of 80. You’re not even sure of living up to 50 and here you’re talking trash about another person.

Even the Wike you guys are now hating on, he has lived a good life and achieved what folks his age can only imagine. Wishing him evil won’t change anything in your life and most importantly, it won’t make Peter Obi the president.

Esthered:
How was she supposed to speak as the only lady with a group of men?

My dear help me ask him.




Nice question,since they ve relegated us as second class ventriloquist du..mmies.

Yes zaddy....simply put you re implying the lady should have kept quiet without airing her opinion...the way you guys are in haste to silent women really calls for concern.



All in the name of religion....a woman airing her opinion is seen as uncouth because she was doning the hijab and her opinions does not matter.
Simply put,the hijab was more valuable to you than her opinion......shows how you shush your women at home.

Women are now second classed citizens.... Allow women to talk,to feel free to say their mind,its no longer a man's world,women too are human beings.
A religion where women are not allowed to expressed theirselves...



For jaguda like me...ko le werk.

Adedibu of ibadan comes to mind

Igirigimercenar:
Wike, one day, you will pay for all this

You have assumed yourself the president of this country. You think you can do and undo and get away with it

I really pity the vice president of this country shaaa. Nobody hears from him anymore. Even the ministers, nobody hears from them

Who is even the minister of information and communication self?

Wike has assumed all of these positions for himself simply because he rigged election for Mr tinubu

Xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

Esthered:
Your phone went blind after transfer 😄😄😄

Which transfer?
You go fear transfer.

Zonefree:
Na aluminium work you dey do now?

Ekuu. Ley.kuu





U.tuu

That pinnk Geee..stringgg...you re puttingggg on looks guuuud on yeeeew.

Breakfast
Beans
Custard


Breakfast
Rice
Redoil beans

donmixc:
I really don't understand this boys problem. southern boys always trend over irreverent things all in the name of content creator. they should come to north and see how to hustle especially in farming and live stock. instead of wasting their youthful age

Who told MUUsa these boys are southerners?







Xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

I'll enrol one of them to learn.aluminium work for free,if they re ready to learn....nothing beats handout,make them atleast get skills,not contents.


The time they ve spent gallivanting,dem suppose don usam learn handwork or skills finish.

I m sure he must have blocked our numbers...as country hard like this,naim favour just wan find favour from innocent pipu.

The send me your proof aura naim off me....even hushpurpi nor get this kind aura.





I deliberately spelt some words to avoid anti sperrmboxx.

Understanding wife must ask questions,my neighbours was just laughing
He swiftly deleted the pics of the child and Oga come blocking me,because understanding wife was just playing with him.

Bold of him thinking he can scam understanding wife.
He even attached a pics of a child with severe backburns

Yesterday i was strolling on facebook and came accross a page of a popularly comedian untouchable, so na so this guy practically asked me to connect on Whatsapp and so i zuzu go there to catch cruise.

My direct neighbour gave me the page,because she was scammed days ago so i decided to play along.

He asked what i do for a living....i should ve told him,i do understanding wife for a living,so i tricked him saying,i m a **tisha(teacher)
Na so the interview started.

I knew he was a scammer so i played along.
That was last nyt....i forgot to continue the zuzu and slept off

Put in mind that this same comedian has often warned people not to send him money....but salama boys wee not just rest.


To further doused my suspicion,he did video this morning call with my neighbour posing as me....but my neighbour said the face of untouchable shown,but the voice and the lips were saying different things,and he quickly only positioned the cam on his eyes only excluding the mouth.

I remembered last year,sent my lil son on errand,he rushed home panting fearfully saying... Mummy the aeroplane was flying above my head so i had to run home.





Lol....

Really too close for comfort

Excellent question, your head fits your neck.you just break a leg.....nice observation.

Deepocean:
Your story is unclear and confusing.

When they have gone, later you still meet them inside Keke, how many minutes would it take them to take Keke and leave that still made you to meet them inside Keke.

When did they go back to collect the food? When your claim was that the waiter went with the food.

Beside, since the food has been paid for, it is common that the food is left on the table not that the waiter will still go with the food that has been paid for.

How come?

Dont be surprised he drank free drinks

It's well with whatever that's disturbing you....................














Kai this guy don tuama enter street.

Oh boy,if you move i'll blast your head off
Officer oya arrest ham
Criminal.

And her name is PRECIOUS of all names in the world.







Premium tears be unto him.

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Congratulations alh farooq

Breakfast