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Agriculture › Re: How I Dealt With Goats That Invaded My Garden by Caaz(op): 5:57am On Aug 17, 2025

Nyanabo:
😂😂😂 Those goats will still come back. Why not do a stick fence around the garden. It should help a little.

My waist dey pain me....i have not recovered from the fenced one i did on my nearby farm they brought down like the wall of jericho,i knew how badly my waist n back hurt,i was almst infirmed, all thanks to chaka pain meds i took....you expect me to fenced my garden again because of ewu're.

I have crossed my mind on them....incase you by chance come accross caption like on national news...... Woman in delta state cancels some goats,just know say na me.

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Agriculture › Re: How I Dealt With Goats That Invaded My Garden by Caaz(op): 5:49am On Aug 17, 2025

Caaz:
These goats have destroyed many farmlards,with owners counting their losses and leaving the rest in the hands of God.
But not me.we radical to the last command,who goes you?

Agriculture › Re: How I Dealt With Goats That Invaded My Garden by Caaz(op): 4:57am On Aug 17, 2025

I raise birds too,and i make sure they re well caged and not bothering anyone,now you ve set boundaries,them go hold their birds well next time.....some Animals are demonic.

TallNigerian:
With all due respect to your husband, I love you.
Just yesterday, I was triggered into killing two of my neighbour's chicken just because they have turned my veranda into their poultry. Despite several pleas and appeals spanning months, the owners refused to cage their birds or find an amicable solution.
I killed the birds and when I was invited to the police station, I went with my full chest and told them I will do it again if their birds pollute my veranda with droppings. I hate the smell of live chickens.

After so much dragging, police told him to apologize to me and me to him. But I have already made my point with my actions.

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Agriculture › Re: How I Dealt With Goats That Invaded My Garden by Caaz(op): 4:52am On Aug 17, 2025

Jeffy1206:
Those days what we do was collecting their waste, soak them in a water for some days then sprinkle it on all your crops. They will never come back smelling their own shits on your farm again until harvest.

I did that on my farm,i gathered their feaces,sprayed them on my farm,even painstakenly used empty sacks of cements n sacks from my birds house to make feaces round my farm,it was a 2 day exercise,my waist and back suffered i had to take chaka pain med...i felt the pains for days.

Yet the next day,they came again to do dia nonsense.

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Agriculture › Re: How I Dealt With Goats That Invaded My Garden by Caaz(op): 4:06am On Aug 17, 2025

Sisi pray you dont ever experience goats wahala,they re worst than cow herders, their rascalities is topnotch.worst is,when you chase them away,dem go dey looking you dey much their cords,immediately you zonk off,they re at the exact spot where you just drven them from.....i dont have such energy again.

sisisioge:
Oh my jisos! Na so I pity the goats and pity you wey dey feed them by proxy....which kin wahala be this? I hope they get injured enough for their minder to spend money for vet. Maybe that will give him/her some sense.

But you get mind o.....sisterly

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Agriculture › Re: How I Dealt With Goats That Invaded My Garden by Caaz(op): 3:57am On Aug 17, 2025*

Goat are spiritual right?And they ve the right to destroy farms,Me too i m spiritual,so spirituality meets higher spirituality.you know how it felt seeing your crops been destroyed?you expect me to prepare banquet for them.
Sometimes you use craze to cure craze.

I had a whole farm filled with corns eaten and bought down by different sets of these ruminant animals,and i m not the only person complaining, yet they have the temerity of also entering my garden.

OriOko88:
You went too far. You could have used cold water. They hate anything water. The fact that u said u bathed one of the goats that's pregnant hot water is a real bad omen for u. Pray non of ur family members is pregnant at this moment or else she may hv miscarriage or die from birth stress. This is no joke. Watch your back. Some goats are spiritual

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Agriculture › Re: How I Dealt With Goats That Invaded My Garden by Caaz(op): 3:45am On Aug 17, 2025

fineboynl:
GOAT is not like dog thot can learn. They don’t have that sense to know you don’t want them there. Hunger and instinct will bring them back.

Then they'd end up inside my pot as peppersoup.i dont have time to condole their rascalities.

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Agriculture › Re: How I Dealt With Goats That Invaded My Garden by Caaz(op): 3:41am On Aug 17, 2025

pansophist:
How far? the goats come back or they learn the lesson?

I just woke up now,i dont know if they came or not.....its 3:40am now.i doubt if they came.

Agriculture › Re: How I Dealt With Goats That Invaded My Garden by Caaz(op): 4:03pm On Aug 16, 2025

I came back inside, Met my husband looking at me surprised,as i was bolting the door,he asked where i was coming from?
I told him,i went to do the lord's work,simply put i went for evangelism.
He scanned me from head to toes.

And the bucket,he queried further.....
I told him i used the pail for baptism of my unrepentant converts.

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Agriculture › Re: How I Dealt With Goats That Invaded My Garden by Caaz(op): 3:59pm On Aug 16, 2025

muyico:
Raw beans and water is enough

Raw Bean keh,be like you be elon musk

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Agriculture › Re: How I Dealt With Goats That Invaded My Garden by Caaz(op): 3:03pm On Aug 16, 2025*

I entered my sitting room was locking the locks when my hubs saw me,he was shocked, he asked where i was coming from.
For his mind...E don catch me red handed.

I told him i had gone to do the lords work which says...sufferet not witches to live,that the kingdom of God has bn sufering violence,and only the violent taketh it by force.,simply put iwent for evangelism.
Goats wey say make i nor enjoy the fruits of my labour,go end up either d.ead or with vitiligo skin.

He asked...what was the bucket for?....i told him i used it for baptism of my new converts.
I kept a straight face....i didn't mince my words,i nor blink my eyes,i was focused,i know he would be proud of me when matters align when day break properly.

I know too well that some of those witches will not survive my hot water baptism,but i dont really give a flying fvck.

Anyone that has mind of returning back again to my garden,i would mobilise my sons with biscuits and cold coca cola,make them catch them for me,i,would beat she'ge from the goat body,then take the goat to police station.

No be only human being dey enter police cells,goats too dey enter.

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Agriculture › Re: How I Dealt With Goats That Invaded My Garden by Caaz(op): 2:53pm On Aug 16, 2025*

After the hot water landed on them,then shouts of meeeeem,eeeeeem,meeeeem rented the air,i must give kudos to nepa because of the steady 24hrs light in my area,and my frontage is well litted.

One of the witches(goat) was pregnant,so as mama feelam,the pikin sef go feelam.the corns in my garden fruiting them emptied the leaf,come still fall the stalk down.

I was sure i redecorated like 5 basterds goats with hot water mixed with pepper,as dem feelam for body them go still salama too for their eyes...i was determine turning them to al,binos

I nor go come fear darkness,come dey shit inside house.

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Agriculture › Re: How I Dealt With Goats That Invaded My Garden by Caaz(op): 2:44pm On Aug 16, 2025

My garden target were the one inside my Cassava garden,i hid by the edge of the wall partition,then voom,the stampede started, i raised my bucket of hot water mixed with cameroun pepper,then forgot my home training on them...i was blindfolded by anger, pains,all the snide words their minders has used on us when we went to complaint

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Agriculture › Re: How I Dealt With Goats That Invaded My Garden by Caaz(op): 2:38pm On Aug 16, 2025*

I boiled the water..3 times filled to the iron pail,positioned my lil nephew at the windows,atleast make i get eye witness.

I slowly unlocked the bolts,came out,then tapped my feet,the lord was on my side,with a well litted bulb shinning brightly.

Those inside my garden took to their heels whilst colliding with themselves,but those were not my target...

Them go feel.the wrath of an angry isoko woman.

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Agriculture › Re: How I Dealt With Goats That Invaded My Garden by Caaz(op): 2:28pm On Aug 16, 2025*

I quietly went inside my kitchen,turned on my cylinder,because i. Have had it up to my neck,i had wanted boiling the water with hot plate since there' was light,but my brain told me otherwise.

Warri where i m from,goats nor dey waka for night,you would always see them nesting against the wall in the evening happyly chewing their cords recounting their strayling daily activities.

Coupled with how they ve suffered us(me)....i decided to go loco on them...some have even wandered inside my Cassava farms...
Some settled for my habaneros(pepper wey i dey us help my life 7seeds of pepper here goes for #500)

I woke my lil nephew up and told him everything,incase anything happen to me,meanwhile my husband was sleeping peacefuly oblivious of happenings...person wey suppose to protect me,dey sleep dey go even get mind dey snore,zero physical back up.

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Agriculture › Re: How I Dealt With Goats That Invaded My Garden by Caaz(op): 2:10pm On Aug 16, 2025*

Last night,.... 1:56am precisely i woke up to some nasty cord chewing and noctunal bleating, i peeped thru my windows,unlocked it and saw herds of goats inside my gardens having. the breakfast of their lives,them forget say i ve hot temper.

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Agriculture › Re: How I Dealt With Goats That Invaded My Garden by Caaz(op): 2:04pm On Aug 16, 2025

These goats have destroyed many farmlards,with owners counting their losses and leaving the rest in the hands of God.
But not me.

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Agriculture › How I Dealt With Goats That Invaded My Garden by Caaz(op): 2:01pm On Aug 16, 2025*

In my area we have been sufering from goat attacks,many of us are family people that have lil gardens where we grow our own foods.
Some even have nearby farms,but goats wont allow neither us or the crops to rest.

We have laid complaints to their minders all to no avail,so you either ignore and allow the goats ravage your crops or chase them when they come around.
Some of the goats has red issakaba cloth tied around their necks,giving the impression that,you shouldnt touch them...but i know i would cook one of them chop in a matter of weeks.

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Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Caaz: 12:42pm On Aug 16, 2025

Breakfast
Cassava granule
Bean
Dodo

My kid poured the white granule in the yellow one,so we gatz flex ham that way

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Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Caaz: 12:41pm On Aug 16, 2025*

Breakfast
Basil leaf
Bean
Cube dodo
Red oil Fried yam.

Ihad wanted recreating this food pic of mine,hubs was busy stealing my plantains so i had to dice

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Romance › Re: Have I Cheated On My Husband? by Caaz: 10:35am On Aug 16, 2025

Since no penetration you ve not cheated

Politics › Re: Bamidele Abiodun Pays Tribute To Her Son, Gbemiga Aka DJ Olu by Caaz: 10:29am On Aug 15, 2025

Beremx:
that username was heavenly. I wished I didn't deactivate it but God knows best. Nwanyi ibem it is well 😁

Sun rere to our dearest Berem...may his soul finds eternal rest with the almighty.

From the ahnie's.

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Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Caaz: 10:21am On Aug 15, 2025

Lunch

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Politics › Re: Group Managing Directors (GMDs) of NNPC Till Date by Caaz: 8:40am On Aug 14, 2025

Define marginalization again!

Kkkkkkkkkkllllikiki

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Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Caaz: 8:35am On Aug 14, 2025

Breakfast
Potatoes
Crayfish
Basil leaf
Greens

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