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XhosaNostra:
Possible. Shrugs.

*winks*

PrimadonnaO:
Lol. She doesn't even have sense. She was acting smart. If she was really smart, she'd have held back from having sex since she knew her pussy was a borehole (whatever that means).

lol

XhosaNostra:
It's hard to believe because usually women are delusional about these things- it's the golden vagina complex

I really don't believe those are the words that came out of her mouth, but meh.

Actually the fact i think she is hiding from the guy is "she dated and played a lot of guys" and he has just become part of the list:-D:-D

XhosaNostra:
She actually said, "I have a borehole pussy"?

lol......with the moral deficiency in our females today, you think thats weird?

Well if she dated players you too have refrees as side chick na:-/:-|:-|......1-1 game on.

Ellabae:
Seconded

lol

Maiconyoung:
did Morata scare u? Let's concentrate.

of course not i was prepared for his air attack i have anti aircraft missiles at the ready

Maiconyoung:
u mean defenders like who?

you really want me to mention? Ok wait lwt me concentrate on the match

szen:
Broda, I can't help but laff you small. I admire your confidence tho, but pls and pls, make sure you've eaten first before you watch this

don't worry eaten or not i remain a red devil!!

Maiconyoung:
hahahahahahaa, 2nd is nt Epl so why d hype?
Are u sure u are gonna win 2day?

yup

Maiconyoung:
What is Martial?

defenders worst nightmare

Shukusheka:
Wetin Hazard go use that McTomato abi wetin him name again do today eh, na today him for know say nose dey smell pass yansh.

wetin martial and sanchez go use that christophersen abi wetin be hin name do today ehnnn:-P:-P

Shukusheka:
The reason why he isn't placed alongside Cr7, Messi and Neymar is because he doesn't play as a forward unlike the trio you just mentioned.

Do you know no player has created more scoring chances than Hazard in the champions league this season? Do you know no player has a more dribble success rate in the whole of Europe than Hazard this season?

Because he isn't a forward and he doesn't score as much goals as Messi, Neymar and Ronaldo, feeble minds like you would try to knock him down.

forget the dribble success rate forget the chances created......when u play for a shit club you are also shit........hazard has been in the PL longer than salah but can you compare the two? In just one season he was able to do what hazard couldn't in almost 6yrs!! Look at KDBhe played as a winger at wolfsburg and had chances of scoring many goals but came to city and was given a free role[AMF] where he is limited to score few goals but he did not relent on that he decided to capitalize on his role and focus on assist than goals.......don't be suprised if i tell you hazard is overrated becase as it is he doesn't have an agenda [whether to score or assist] than to dribble and impress for one match.
UNTIL HE MOVES ON LIKE OTHERS HE WONT PROGRESS. There are tough contenders for those sweet awards.
Dybala
KDB
Kane
Salah
Carrasco[don't shout at me i just like the boy]
Martial
Neymar
etc

Our infantry are fully prepared to launch the attack.....chelsea una don suffer:-P..........as for our elite troops [mata and lingardinho] they are on standby. The calvary troops? Don't worry the calvary[bailly and rashford] are ready for any funny moves by chelsea. What a sweet line up mctominay and pogba!!!

CREW!! Dont fret we are the RED DEVILS!!! We would win this match.

Maiconyoung:
I wonder where Man utd Nairaland patron in d person of Cadec007 went to in dis critical situatn come and encourage ur crew pls.

papa i dey here ooB-)...........ok crew it is a win or nothing for todays operation topple liverpool..........i dunno if i am the only one but these cunts have been shouting since yesterday they climbed 2nd for the first time.......so lets teach them how to keep quiet

Coitus:
I'm a Rosonerri, I love watching Arsenal, mancity, Liverpool, Barcelona, bayern Munich, Napoli and PSG. They all play beautiful football

you are an AC Milan fan? I am too and also a man utd and atl. Madrid fan:-):-);-)

Up Up Atl.Madrid

femolacqua:
One of the thousand ways to die.

way to die #554: Death-by-nipple.:->

Ellabae:
Lol thanks love

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