₦airaland Forum

idupaul:
Everything under Buhari is 10 times worse than ever since 1960..who has noticed say even sex no dey sweet again ni

Recession don enter pvsy, ee no dey draw again self, only dry-wet, and ee come dey bleach prick.

Even when this dullard ruled in the military era, na so poverty enter everywhere, now him don carry the same illiterate-poverty spirit come

His days are numbered

– The Imo state government has suspended some secondary school principals in the state

– The principals were accused of indulging in collection of illegal fees from parents

– The suspended principals were directed to handover to their subordinates

Imo state commissioner for education, science and technology, Mrs Gertrude Ego Oduka has announced the suspension of some school principals in the state.

In a press statement sent out to journalists yesterday, September 29, the public relations officer of the commissioner, Ofoleta App-Jonnie said the principals were indulging in collection of illegal fees from parents.

The affected officials are principals of Community Secondary School Orogwe, Government Technical College, Owerri and Emmanuel College, also in Owerri.

Mrs Oduka also directed the suspended principals to handover relevant documents in their possessions to their subordinates.

Part of the statement read: “The commissioner for education, science and technology, Mrs Gertrude Ego Oduka, has announced the immediate suspension of the principal of the Community Secondary School, Orogwe, Mr. Gabriel Nwogu of the Senior Section and the Principal of the Government Technical College, Owerri, Mr Godwin A. Nwaimo of the the Senior Section for extortion of money from parents and guardians, thereby causing pains and hardships to the them.

“She also announced the immediate suspension of Mr. Hyginus Amaechi, the principal, senior section of Emmanuel College, Owerri for the collection of cutlasses, brooms and tissue papers from the students.”

The statement however hinted that more school principals will be fished out and punished by the government.

“More names of identified erring principals will be announced for suspension. Despite my warnings to the principals on several occasions against any form of extortion under any guise, some of them went ahead to cause pains and hardships to the parents and guardians of the students,” the commissioner noted.

A woman, Mai Svova, has got tongues wagging online after news emerged that she has been staying with two husbands under one roof for the past six years.

Hmetro reports that Mai Svova made 40-year-old Kephas Takawira and 60-year-old Tambudziko Svova, live together peacefully with her under one roof. She also claimed she didn’t use love portions to achieve this.

According to Mai Svova, her husband (Svova) of 15 years’ role is to provide food since he is gainfully employed while the unemployed Kephas impregnate her to have kids

“Ndiri manjenje ganda revasikana totem, I strongly believe in Christianity that I do not use love potions to make my two husbands live peacefully,’ she said.

“My first husband is the one who helps the family financially since the second one is still to get a job after he lost one. I married the second since my first husband is infertile to give me children and we discussed about it amicably.

He asked me to take his nephew secretly to bear children with me but I refused because he was younger than me. Svova allowed me to look for another man to bear children behind his back and that is how I started dating Kephas. Svova had a daughter with another wife when he married me and Kephas dated this daughter behind my back since we are neighbours.

”I confronted him over it and he promised to stop dating her on condition that I disclose our illicit affair to Svova and this is how it came to light. I have two children with Kephas although Svova’s relatives believe that he is the father of the children.

My neighbours were irked by the developments that at one time they wanted Svova to attack Kephas promising him support and the incident ended at Epworth police station where we received counselling,” she said.

Mai Svova told H-Metro Zimbabwe that her relatives are aware of her polygamous marriage and has plans to help Kephas financially in order to pay part of lobola since he is unemployed. Kepahs confirmed living peacefully with Svova saying he prepares food for Svova during mai Tafadzwa’s absence.

“We are living peacefully with Svova and whenever our wife is away I prepare food for Svova and when the wife is with me for some days Svova shares a bed with our elder child. Our neighbours are shocked about it but we are not moved by it and we wonder why this story delayed to reach you guys because this has been the situation for some years,” said Kephas.

Haa, wetin we no go hear? Can this happen in Nigeria?

charix:
11. Usable as snail feed.
Throw the peels into a cage containing live snails. For the next three days you've solved any issue concerning feeding the livestock.

Wow, I didn't know this, thanks

A man got the shock of his life after stealing chicken from one of his neighbours.

When a thief identified as Mike Wanjala, had eaten chicken and eggs which he stole from one of his neighbours, he never envisaged the troubles that would come out of it.

According to reports, Wanjala who is from the Khasolo village in Bungoma County, Kenya, complained about pains in his stomach after eating his loot, and ended up being rushed to a native doctor when sounds of a crowing cock was reportedly being heard from his stomach

Wanjala who confessed to stealing a total of eight chickens and some money from the said neighbour, said the pain in his stomach started three days after the robbery. He said:

“I started having stomach pains and hearing sounds of a cock crowing coming out of my stomach, I was rushed to the witchdoctor for treatment.”

Wanjala’s father, Justus Kuloba admitted that his son stole the items, while his mother expressed her joy after the native doctor successfully treated their son, even though they spent money trying to save his life

Wanjala was allowed to go after the villagers warned him to stop stealing, and the native doctor identified as Mama Noor, insisted on giving his family a charm to protect their home

10. Assists in weight loss
If you are keen on shedding some weight, you can take orange peel tea often. Organic orange peels are simply the best if a positive result is to be gotten from this.

Dry the peels obtained from organic oranges and add a tablespoon of it to hot water. This should be covered and left for about ten minutes. Honey could be added to sweeten the tea.

9. They help get rid of cats
If you are not a lover of cats and worry about them being around your space, you should spread some orange peels around your house. Cats will stay away because they do not like the smell of oranges.

8. Aids digestion
Orange peel tea can be made by adding dried orange peels to boiled water. You can add honey to it if you want to sweeten it. Taking this tea aids digestion.

7. Homemade refrigerator deodorizer
Orange peels can be used as deodorizers for the refrigerator. To do this, you need to eat the fruit from the inside; add salt to half of the peel and place it in a bowl in the fridge for about a week or two.

6. For preventing itchy scalp
Adding the peels gotten from orange to homemade shampoo will give your hair a nice citrus smell. It will also help to prevent itchy scalp.

5. They help get rid of putrid smells
When orange peels are boiled, they help freshen the air in the kitchen. Adding a cinnamon stick or mint in the mix will help freshen the air. Burning dried orange peels in the house will also release a wonderful smell into your space.

4. A natural sponge
Orange peels have other uses apart from the health benefits we derive from them. They can be used as a sponge. These peels contain essential oils that can help remove grease from surfaces if they are not completely dried. An orange peel can be used to clean the sink.

3. For whitening the teeth
Orange peels contain d-limonene, this is a compound that helps reduce the stains on the teeth. Stains gotten from smoking can also be removed with the peels obtained from oranges.

The inside of an orange peel can be rubbed over the teeth for about three minutes, rinse your mouth afterwards. Alternatively, you can make a paste from the orange peel powder. Using this paste will whiten your teeth

2. Helps to improve the skin tone
The vitamin C present in orange peels does amazing things for the skin. It gives the skin a healthy glow and adds to its suppleness.

Orange peels can be dried and made into powder. The powder is made into a paste by adding honey and yogurt to it. This can be applied on the face and neck for about twenty minutes before rinsing off.

Using orange peels on the skin help get rid of dark spots and blemishes. Harmful ultraviolet rays can be blocked when this is applied on the skin.

The next time you take oranges and want to discard the peels, you should think of the amazing benefits you are about to put to waste.

The orange peels that are often thrown away are packed with nutrients and beneficial compounds that will do your body a whole lot of good.

Apart from the loaded dose of vitamin C that we get to obtain from oranges, the peels have the ability to cleanse the lungs and help us fight the toxins that may irritate the tissues in the lung.

Oranges contain lots of nutrients and enzymes that help the body function properly. The orange peels contain a powerful antioxidant called flavanones; they help in fighting free radicals and also help to reduce the damage that may be caused by oxidation.

Orange peels are naturally loaded with histamine suppressing compounds. This is quite useful for those who have sleeping disorders. There are numerous reasons why you should not discard your orange peels.

Since it has been established that the orange peels are good for you, you can either use them in their fresh or dried form. The dried orange peels last longer.

Find some of the amazing benefits you can derive from orange peels below:

1. Support against respiratory distress
Orange peels have cleansing effect; they help break down and expel congestion. They contain enzymes, fiber, pectin and vitamin C. Vitamin C is an immunity booster as it helps prevent cold and flu.

Although the taste of peel is somewhat bitter, some people eat it because they focus more on the benefits they tend to derive from it. The peel can be added to a smoothie or other recipes if you cannot eat it raw.

Thus says the Lord;
- the wages of sin is death (Romans 6:23)
- the soul that sinneth shall die (Ezekiel 18:19)
- my son give not thy strength unto women, nor thy ways unto that which destroys kings (Proverbs 31:3)

Is there anything wrong about the picture? Nigeria has/is always ruled by grandpas and grandmas

obontami:
my sweety

You forgot to mention the likes of

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Those are my goons

I feel you bru

Millsz:
I just asked myself the same question

The church media team

bonechamberlain:
Next time try hide and snap those illiterates with guns, as real evidence so they can't get away, with all these write-up and no pics to back it up, how are those evil men on black going to be dealt with, who knows if they haven't killed that man.

Nigeria isn't a country, very useless place >

This is why I used to say that Nigeria is an evil forest ruled by wild beasts and monsters.


As for those police officers, their cup never full, when it does there'll be serious bloodbath in that station. They're too small to handle.

Their days are numbered

End time worshipper!

iamKeo:
who snapped her snapping herself?

Ah, churches now have cameras for the production of pastor's message

I think your sisters have the correct answer to your question.

Nigeria is finished, our leaders has brought calamities upon Nigeria

This is what has befall this generation, who is she deceiving?

I thought it should be in spirit and in truth?

sylvophobia:
Good Morning Nairalanders,

My application for the position of an Invigilator in Lagos turned out unsuccessful sometime in July, but i was contacted early this month to indicate interest for this same position in Abuja, Enugu or Benin which i did.
May i know if there is someone who got the same email, and how far they have progressed.

Regards

yes my friend did, they sent the same mail to him.....


UK_Recruitment@britishcouncil.org
Add to contacts
9/05/16
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To: xxxxxxxx@msn.com
Dear xxxxxx,

We have identified the need for Invigilators in Abuja, Benin and Enugu.

Since we have you on our database as having applied for a similar role in the past, we would like to know if you are able to be an invigilator in any of these locations.

If you are interested, kindly send an email to Ann.Ayinde@ng.britishcouncil.org declaring your interest and your preferred location (Abuja, Benin or Enugu).

Thank you.

British Council Recruitment Team

hahn:
Does the apartment come with a hovercraft?

I inspected the property this morning, the apartment has a garage and a dockyard, come with your car, SUV, boat or hovercraft.

opyzy:
is this op mad? how is this one news? >

And the mod that made it FrontPage is maddest

Flood everywhere and river niger is drying?

Nigeria is finished, kaput

Slickest:
Nice one, buh make sure those nails are well tightened

. . . . to avoid stories that touch

Hahahahahahahah

What did you expect from an uneducated leader?