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Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Plus Size Beauties And Men Who Love Them... by calabardick(m): 8:29am On Oct 21, 2016
I love it big, the bigger the sweeter
Pm me sweetie
CelebritiesRe: Eniola Badmus Puts Her Cleavage On Display In New Hot Photos by calabardick(m): 8:26am On Oct 21, 2016
seenter84:
I need a bbw rite nw.
Same here
RomanceRe: This Owerri Sugar-mommy Is Loaded In All Aspects by calabardick(m): 8:11am On Oct 21, 2016
blogbaby:
Source: http://www.obiogo.com/pics/this-plus-size-mom-is-loaded-in-all-aspects/
Wow, I love that lady, that's my kind
#teambbw
RomanceRe: Why Do Ladies Smell Like A Rotten Egg? by calabardick(m): 7:34am On Oct 21, 2016
queencalipso:
You are obviously fu*king girls with yeast infection who doesn't know how to stay neat, same applies to those of you who agree with him.

Fu!ck a clean babe who knows how to take care of her self very well and you will swallow the pussy juice without knowing....
Ulala, come to me bae, I want to drink your spiced wine
RomanceRe: My Mother Is Inviting A Man Over To Live With Us? by calabardick(m): 7:23am On Oct 21, 2016
raumdeuter:
SHouldnt your mom be free to have her congo shined in her own house whenever she wants?

You go to get laid regularly at your boyfriends place. Don't you think your mom has needs too?

If it bothers you, get your bf to invite you to come live with him too
Finish....

Before you know what is happening she'll start banging the man, but a a very serious note, mamas are sweeter than babies

Try it
RomanceRe: She Used Her Friend To Test Her Boyfriend And This Happened (photo) by calabardick(m):
ojun50:
Fullish nigeria girls always testing, checking phones, monitoring who is calling.
Dem dey craze,

There's one we've been chatting for months now after we exchanged number somewhere, on Tuesday when I entered Akwa Ibom for official assignment, i called her to come to the hotel I'm lodging.

When she arrived, after serving me one round of delicious blip, she started asking me silly questions, the next thing was for her to carry my phone, i ignored her, but to my surprise when I came out of shower she was frowning, i ask her what the problem is and the answer she gave me was "i regret serving you the hot blip", the next thing was for her to throw my phone on me and started questioning me about my FB friends, WhatsApp chats, pics and SMS.

I asked her why she invade my privacy and she said that she just gave me her body that because of that she has the right to ransack my phone, what?

I kept quiet, and she continue talking, she talked for more than an hour, after the whole thing was unbearable i told her that we're not in any relationship, what happened between us is just a chemical reaction call lust, i gave her some money and order her out.

I called another one which if you look into her eyes you'll know she's demonically dangerous but quiet and submissive, she blips like robot, in fact she's factory fitted.

we're scared of ourselves but she's still here having her fun like she'll never see tomorrow
RomanceRe: Ladies: Can You Marry A Man Who Is Currently Earning N50,000 Monthly As Salary? by calabardick(m): 6:29am On Oct 21, 2016
ATK4Joy:
Is not all about the salary is about God's blessing! Why can't I if I knw he's an hardworking guy that is still aiming for the best! With prayers he will get there and marriage changes things! My 2cent
This is the last comment I expected from this thread, you are reasonable
RomanceRe: What Is The Right Punishment For A Man Who Indulge In Rape by calabardick(m): 6:13am On Oct 21, 2016
This

PoliticsRe: Aliyu Saidu Abubakar Presents One-year Diploma Certificate To Senate by calabardick(m): 5:55am On Oct 21, 2016
At least he is better the man in the other room

Christianity EtcRe: Conditions For Marriage In Mountain Of Fire Ministries (pics) by calabardick(m):
Why spend money and go through hell just for the sake of inheriting a second hand kongo?

Virginity is the best wedding gift any man would receive from his newly wed wife but lately, there’s nothing as such any-longer because it’ll have already been given out as a Birthday gift, token of Appreciation, Job assurance, Church collection, Examination marking schemes or for bus fares.
Christianity EtcRe: Oyedepo Dressed In Sudanese Traditional Outfit While In South Sudan (Photos) by calabardick(m): 9:35pm On Oct 20, 2016
alanposh:
ndi nzuzu enweroo ama m ife..

mmadu ibe GI bu chukwu...

umu ezi bidaaa road
Nwane, bia, why are you getting this guy more confused?
Jokes EtcRe: Donald Trump And Hillary Clinton's Wedding Invitation (Photoshopped) by calabardick(m): 9:28pm On Oct 20, 2016
lyterydim:
grin opiaka n otu...simply means in english....
Pressa of vag!na...
Any ibotic man should quote me wrong grin cheesy grin.
Op thunder Wey go fire you still dey do press up. ..

I repeat #
Pressa of vag!na
Donald and puzy presser

Lol.... Why you open the op nyansh

Nairaland GeneralRe: Woman Dances With A Goat Strapped On Her Back (Pics, Video) by calabardick(m): 9:22pm On Oct 20, 2016
onatisi:
I am even been mild with the truth. If your eyes are opened to see the kind of ppl u meet every day in their real spiritual form,you wont bother leaving ur room the following day. But thank God for Jesus
Oooh?
Hmmmm
CelebritiesRe: Cossy Orjiakor "Saving Lives In This Recession With Her Boobs" by calabardick(m): 8:16pm On Oct 20, 2016
Food for the Vaseline Crew Association of Nigeria (VCAN)

PoliticsRe: Gov. Fayose With Local Hunters At The EGEM Official Launch Today (photos) by calabardick(m): 8:10pm On Oct 20, 2016
I don show, I salute baba Fayo, carry on bro, we are in democracy, a.k.a demonstration of craze.

Shoot them; that devil is a liar

Christianity EtcRe: Oyedepo Dressed In Sudanese Traditional Outfit While In South Sudan (Photos) by calabardick(m): 8:03pm On Oct 20, 2016
AirFireEarthH20:
North kini? If you enter North Korea uninvited or without proper and acceptable explanation, you may not come back alive
Wetin go Cary am go there? Don't you know all these business men have their business plans? They even have SWOT analysis.
Christianity EtcRe: Oyedepo Dressed In Sudanese Traditional Outfit While In South Sudan (Photos) by calabardick(m): 7:59pm On Oct 20, 2016
Ebal:
Bishop David Oyedepo Dress in Sudanese Traditional dress on a foreign mission to South Sudan

The founder and presiding Bishop of Living Faith Church World Wide, also known as Winners' Chapel,
David Oyedepo was at Juba South Sudan as people lifting their wheelchairs miraculously up high in the air.To God be all the glory.

http://ebalsblog..co.uk/2016/10/david-oyedepo-dress-in-sudanese.html
Where is the wheelchair in this picture? If you don't know how to use photoshop come let me train you

Fake news
Nairaland GeneralRe: Woman Dances With A Goat Strapped On Her Back (Pics, Video) by calabardick(m): 6:45pm On Oct 20, 2016
onatisi:
It is not everybody u greet,shake ,eat with or share things with. Looking is even good ,many have entered serious problems just by merely passing ppl by on the road( you can confirm this from any herbalist),there are even son sacrifices that ordinary ppl must not see. We live in a hard world in Africa where normal things can be turned against ppl
You are making me scared, what a dark world
Nairaland GeneralRe: Woman Dances With A Goat Strapped On Her Back (Pics, Video) by calabardick(m): 3:36pm On Oct 20, 2016
onatisi:
Very true ooo
Some charms are made and the person will be told yo do something which will catch ppls attention or make them stare at the person,some will walk naked in the market just so that u can see or stare at them
shocked shocked
What a world
That means many have perished or inherited spiritual problem because of just looking.
Science/TechnologyRe: A Nairalander Kills A Gaboon Viper That Swallowed A Fish At His Place Of Work by calabardick(m): 12:58pm On Oct 20, 2016
spawnx:
It is called a Gaboon viper.
Gaboon Viper
Common Name: Gaboon Viper or Gaboon Adder
Scientific Name: Bitis gabonica
GABOON VIPER
The largest African viper, this snake has a striking coloration and pattern that nevertheless offers it camouflage.

The gaboon viper ( Bitis gabonica ) is considered to produce more venom than any other venomous snake.

A single adult male may have enough venom to inject lethal doses into 30 individual men. Not only do they produce more venom than any other snake but they also inject more deeply.

Although sluggish and docile by nature, Gaboons are unpredictable and capable of great speed in short bursts making them extremely dangerous

PoliticsRe: Rebecca Ishaku Excited Seeing Released Chibok Girls On TV - Pics/Video by calabardick(m): 12:46pm On Oct 20, 2016
Einstyn:
i smell propaganda here...
Did they really have to take snapshots and video clips of her ju£ilation only to post them online and air them on national television?
Hmm!
Its well
The demon in charge of Nigerian media is called Lie-Mohammed
Nairaland GeneralRe: See The Owl They Killed At Ikotun Market This Morning by calabardick(m): 12:32pm On Oct 20, 2016
saasala:
So I was inside the Ikotun market today to get some foodstuff when I heard people shouting blood of Jesus, some speaking in tongues. I turned back to see this beautiful owl trying to escape from a shop. The man in this picture hacked it down with a thick rod. Everyone said it is a witch in bird form.

Source: My Gionee M5 plus
The man and the bird please who looks like a witch?
Look at his face that resembles okija shrine
Nairaland GeneralRe: Woman Dances With A Goat Strapped On Her Back (Pics, Video) by calabardick(m): 12:26pm On Oct 20, 2016
sinandser:
Now this ain't a result of weed. It metaphysical - highly spiritual.
She must be seeking a child and one baba told her to do this. However, from my understanding of myths and legends, one shouldn't stare at such shows cause the charm draws it potency from the onlookers.
Whaaaaaat? Are you serious?
Thank God I don't watch poooo
PoliticsRe: APC: The Beginning Of The End - Abba Mahmood by calabardick(m): 11:53am On Oct 20, 2016
brostheo:
Hahahah my guy have heard of Benin airlines?
I'm fully and 100% aware

But waitooooo, can you fly this stuff?

PoliticsRe: APC: The Beginning Of The End - Abba Mahmood by calabardick(m): 11:43am On Oct 20, 2016
Ngokafor:
....bia this your cartoon is funny even though i dislike apc and all it stands for cheesy

...who is the person carrying block?? grin..pdp politicians don suffer.
I belong to no political party, our politicians are comedians grin grin

APC are;

Always
Politically
Corrupt
PoliticsRe: Senators Crack Jokes Over Buhari’s Remarks On Wife by calabardick(m): 11:34am On Oct 20, 2016
TheFreeOne:
Buhari made himself butt of jokes thanks to his foolishness and lack of tact when responding to national issues.


Anyway in Buboos voice: Who's got the key to the other room cos that's where the action is...my Aisha baby come to papa cos it's no dulling time. grin
grin

PoliticsRe: Aisha Buhari Shakes A Man In Belgium & Gets Blasted On Facebook - Photos by calabardick(m): 11:19am On Oct 20, 2016
HIScraziness:
These abokis really need to get to school ASAP or rather stop using any social media, mahn!! The majority of them can't even spell "shake" correctly grin




One even typed " don't shark his hand" seriously?? undecided undecided
Their brain needs remodeling, but don't forget it's all about the religion of peace

PoliticsRe: APC: The Beginning Of The End - Abba Mahmood by calabardick(m): 11:04am On Oct 20, 2016
chinanu123:
Hmmm
The born again daura monk sanitizing the evil forest

brostheo:
APC a party whose sole aim is to drive and eliminate Gej and PDP from seat of governance without any plans for Nigerians
APC can't even manage its internal affairs effectively talk more manage the problems of Nigeria. its can therefore describe apc as a failed party without head
Why would they won't to buy fuel for their gen if they had provided steady power supply
As for the case of John and tinubu, I have nothing to say.But I trust Pa Tinubu to come out victorious. As for John sha,a man who couldn't win his ward .Well he should just hang on to that Daura President to stay politically relevant .
Just like Atiku,I have one leg in Nigeria and one leg in Ghana, just in case any funny thing happen, you know the rest
Hahahahahah, what if it happens when you're in naija and all the borders are close as usual?

PoliticsRe: APC: The Beginning Of The End - Abba Mahmood by calabardick(m): 11:01am On Oct 20, 2016
musa7m:
Oil soup people way una dey?
They're chilling their ass somewhere

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