₦airaland Forum

SeverusSnape:
Mumu man like you. You no get sense I swear.

Na your whole family no get sense!, definetly runs in your gene, use google and see who have more contributions in Nigerian team than him... IDIOT!

SeverusSnape:
Come and do it for Nigerian National team.

They always perform excellently for their club sides, But when they come to the Super Eagle team, reverse is the case.

Kudos to him sha... 🤷

Mumu!, who don deliver pass him of recently?, seems you're blind!?

ijustdey:
Let us name Nigeria after our president By
Lasisi Olagunju



https://tribuneonlineng.com/let-us-name-nigeria-after-our-president/amp/

Stupid idiots everywhere indulging in mediocrity... does name of a nation really matter??, people are languishing in penury una dey dey talk of changing name??, e no go better for una!

diamond68:
Abuja na childsplay . Trust me. Na me go scam them self 😆

Hahahaha, okay oo

diamond68:
if him dey insist on 5000 na hungry agent be that. That na agent wey no sure of him product. I no dey deal

No wahala, you go find the house yourself and they'll still include that 5k as total package if dem no go even increase am to 10k inside the total package, you think say you wise abi? 😆 🤣

diamond68:
hehe bro forget that thing. I done deal with hustlers for New York and London and Chicago. Nigerian hustlers na childsplay . I done smell their game from a mile away

Okay oo, come Abuja first, all that your expertise na here e go end! 😆 🤣

diamond68:
I go play that agent. I never see agent for naija wey get brain like that. First of all if the agent no get him own car I no dey deal with am. Na hungry agent be that. I try not to deal with hungry agents. This game get levels oooo Bros 😅😅

Bro 90% agents where I stay all have nice/average cars!, no be only agent dem dey into, they sell lands and are in partnership with real estate companies, but you see that 5k? even with Lexus dem carry you, you must pay am!

Vikto17:
Always capping nonsense... must you go throw the house agents? if you dont like their ordeal then you search the house yourself... which one is government should come in,, as if they force you to go through a house agent

Leave am, by the time he find house taya him shoe go run out of alignment 😆 🤣

diamond68:
yes and I will pay after I sign lease not before. Lol

Just no pray make you relocate to Abuja... oh oh naim make people wey come from lagos dey give too much wahala here? LOL, no body go even look you twice here 🤣

diamond68:
na bro this is Lagos island. No be everybody stupid oooo.those agents know who be intellectual and who dey stupid. If you get correct property to rent out you will not be asking for 5000. Na agents with useless properties dey ask for 5000. The property if it is correct you will always find someone to rent it. If na useless property na dat time you go dey ask for 5000 because you know say nobody want am

Well na Lagos be dat, for Abuja everything deh totally different, even if na for Maitama or Asokoro, you must pay that 5k! and no agent go even reason you at all, Abuja agents dey do guy die, na big men agents 😆 🤣

diamond68:
this is not a question of being wise, I don't mind paying you so long as I get a property at the end. But to just be giving you 5000 and you dey use me chop dey waste my time and you don't have anything to show me ? That's what I am preventing. Money is nothing oooo but you will not waste my time and energy and be sending me upanda to useless places

If you mean so then no wahala, once you pay they must get you a house of your choice, that's how it works.

diamond68:
I am not telling you that mugus do not exist. What I am telling you is that I am not one of the mugus.

I hear you Mrs Einstein 😆

diamond68:
I don't need to jam mad agent. If he is mad I hang up and go to next agent. They are like 1 million on that Nigerian property center website. And I never have to see them at all. The last place I rented let me tell you how it went. Found the property on Nigerian property center. Called the agent. He started saying he will come and meet me there and to pay him 5000. I told him stay where you are just give me address I will go myself and I don't need to pay you 5000 . We go back and forth. The man no gree, he hang up. 10 minutes later he called back and gave me the address and gatemans number. I went to the place, I liked it, called the agent and then he called the woman. Did the paperwork and paid the woman and paid the agents ten percent inside his account. Till today the guy still calls me to check on me. I think he respected how smooth the process went.

Yen yen yen, If you've actually paid for any house you'll realise that all agents have laws and regulations guiding them, any agent you go to in that area is already informed about you, shey you wan claim wise woman?, you never see anything and I highly doubt you live in an urban area, maybe na rural area agents you dey talk about! 😆 🤣

PP123:
laugh wan kee me 😂😭

Hahahaha, him never even see anything, after ranting online he must pay 3k at least for mobilisation or go back to his village! 😆 🤣

Mexyz:
You have been busy replying people bashing useless agents, if you are an agent, tell your fellow coven members to act like humans and stop reaping people off of their hard earned money.
Useless people.

😆 🤣, no be you dey look for house??, if you rant and shout finish for online you'll still use agent directly or indirectly, that one sure me die 💯, tell your useless leaders and government to act like humans first. cus if country good everywhere go good!

diamond68:
listen every house must have gateman, I tell agents that I don't need you to go with me, just call the gateman and ask him to show me the house, if I like it I will rent it and you will get your ten percent. This what I do when I was looking to rent a house for office. Na mumu dey give agent 5000. And eventually they agree and call the gateman and they give me the address and I go and the gateman will show me the property. All that one that agent follows you just to collect 5000 na scam.

That house you go even the landlord has his agent who are mostly caretakers, FYI gateman even follow for the sharing ratio, as you wan claim say you wise na then dey go even knack you well, except you don't like that accommodation!

diamond68:
listen every house must have gateman, I tell agents that I don't need you to go with me, just call the gateman and ask him to show me the house, if I like it I will rent it and you will get your ten percent. This what I do when I was looking to rent a house for office. Na mumu dey give agent 5000. And eventually they agree and call the gateman and they give me the address and I go and the gateman will show me the property. All that one that agent follows you just to collect 5000 na scam.

You never ready!... you're plainly deceiving yourself, cus if it's so people no go dey troop in everyday to register as land and property agents, agents na humans and also eat and pay bills.

Starzo:
Guy from the way you're talking,it's clear you're a very bad and evil person

You go still desire person help or service in another area/field.

The way you treat others. Naso Dem to treat you

Lol... you don't know me in real life bro!, I'm one of the nicest persons you'll ever meet, pending you don't come with that rubbish attitude of that guy!, I despise people who thinks they're smarter than others and also belittles other people's efforts and job.

Starzo:
All the liberal junkies here will not see this nonsense done by Democrats to criticize


Na only to follow CNN spew all types of foolish propaganda Dem sabi

Fyi, she's black. The white supremacist,racist and satanic Trump just pardoned an innocent black woman sent to jail by angelic Democrats.

Leave this yeye people bro... Americans have chosen and they chose right!

JASONjnr:
This uneducated Igbo boy is telling me to use my headwhen you clearly have poos in your head..

How did you even come up with the nonsense Idea that only Igbos handle big businesses in Nigeria?

Is Dangote an Igbo man? Is his business a small scale business?

And how's Igbo a great tribe and who's hating you?

You walk around attributing hatred to yourself and be coming up with silly assumptions.

You better return to upper iweaka and continue with your production of fake whines and many other products and push them to the market where your fellow family members will also go to buy and consume.

I wish you people will get your Biafra a d carry only Igbos along with you and leave SouthSouth and other non-igno speaking tribes alone.

Any time dem talk una must mention Dangote, having millionaires littered around in a place is better than having one billionaire reaping others off, use brains except you off am!

Tjra:
Na one of them be this.

The 5k wey you dey reap people, wetin you don use am achieve? Has it made your life better?

Do your work with integrity Mr Agent.

Go ask your bastard, failure president Tinubu and Fed. Govt. that rubbish question!... the one dem dey pay you where you dey work you don use am pass Elon Musk?, una think say agents na slaves abi?... it'll get more tougher this year!

TreasureJunky:
Just 3 days of searching for a house, you're already tired. Do you know how long I searched for a house before I finally got one, 5 freaking months! It took me a period of 5 months to get a room self contained.
Anything house hunting, you have to be patient, you don't rush it, otherwise you will regret it. So my brother, put more effort in house searching, if you seriously need one.

No mind them... even agents themselves to get good house is problem!... and they expect them not to charge a token, because na dem carry person come township, mtcheeww

Love800:
If government finish building the house, it will be rented by common individuals/citizens in the country?
Am asking because I have never heard that government do build houses for people.

That one is living in delusions!

Hemanwel:
But, I just don't understand why the government hasn't done anything or come up with a legislation that will curb the excesses of these agents. Things like these that have direct impact on the citizens, the government won't do shit; as if they are not concerned about what the citizens are going through.

This is the more reason I can't wait for Babatunde Fashola to become the president of Nigeria.

Talking nonsense!... you think many people doing agent will do that if they're gainfully employed??, tell your rubbish government to curb unemployment first, una too mumu for this country!

Tjra:
House/Land Agents in Nigeria are demons. Those guys reap for a living. It's all about the 3k visitation fees for them if they notice your desperation.

You need to stay rugged, give them specifications and let them know upfront you won't pay a single dime if they take you to any apartment that doesn't meet your predefined preferences.

BTW, why you dey call your fiancée Banny? Sounds disrespectful. Or maybe na me be old school

And the agent go mumu follow you without mobilisation fee?, because na you dey pay his bills and feed him?, infact it's now 6k, last is 5k where I reside, if you no gree na you go waka taya, might shock you the house you'll even rent the agent you refused giving that token money will be the caretaker, na there you go see gbege, since you think say you wise... rubbish!

JASONjnr:
And others will increase their services as well....

And it will affect you and your family too.

You're not the only one running businesses in Nigeria... When you increase the price others will follow and it will affect everyone...

You no even dey smart to know where I'm heading to!... how many yoruba are into business??, even the Hausa wey dey business are few and low budget businesses, business is Igbo line of survival all over the world!, and no one can change it we are already saturated there 😆 🤣, "if Yoruba and hausa government make economy hard, we go inflate price of goods and services"... that's my point, use your brains and FYI we don't fvckin care, even after the civil war we still get level internationally and world influence than any other Nigerian tribe!... Igbo is a great tribe and we are feared that's why una no want make we rule Nigeria again, WE KNOW 😆 🤣

Onanefe8:
President Trump during his first day in office, below:


https://abc7ny.com/post/list-executive-orders-president-trump-signed-first-day-office/15821421/

Godbless you Sir!

Softmirror:
It is always funny when men think the are strong and powerful lol 😂. IT'S A WOMAN'S WORLD!!!

Small show of your flesh and the lose control.

Says someone that can't even take care of herself fully without indulging a man, dey whine yourself 😆

Nemere2020:
World Health Organisation

They stand to gain nothing in reality... you are users and puppets to China and Russia, best decision by TRUMP!

JASONjnr:
That was then, I even voted for Peter Obi but many people will vote for Tinubu.

Infact, the attitude of Igbos after losing the election and how they talked nonsense will make many people to shift their support for any Igbo man.

Who cares??... which region is still under developed and languishing in penury??, highest we go increase the price of goods and services, we no send anybody PAPA!

SouthSouth1914:
Stop embarrassing yourself. You are currently grappling power with an incumbent governor and rustling lands for your friends and family. You are worse than politicians we knew before. Sooner than later, you’d be forgotten like your folks. Nothing lives forever

Including you, you won't live forever!

idahme:
Make una dey talk after critical thinking not based on gender baise. Yiu heard him astate categorically he had paid for those things by complaining that DJ and co are holding the occasion ransom if they don't get their money.

What do you know? You can type with your hands because you don't know responsibility and accountability , lets assume you are right that he didn't give the bride enough money will she die if she assists and support her husband?Women aren't supposed to take responsibility and accountability as adults i guess that's what is in your brain before typing this rubbish.

And they still want equality after all these... omo the craziness is out of this world!