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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2026/2027 by Calibrator: 6:31pm On Oct 17
At this point, I doubt if beating you will still be worth 3pts by GW12 at the rate you are sliding down the table.

All top 10 teams this season are for all intents and purposes 6pts ahead because of you. grin
Emaprince:
This Griffon dey fra sha.

Not only did he have almost a copy of my team, he also Triple captained halland.

The desperation to win Ema prince is real !!!


Na calibrator go feel the heat of all this
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2026/2027 by Calibrator:
Gross was my captain from last week, Haaland was vice.

After the midweek loss, Maresca said he will make wholesale changes to manage minutes and rest players, I immediately benched all City players on Wednesday night and made Pedro captain with Haaland position retaining the vice captain spot.

Got twitter team leak 5 mins to deadline and subbed in Haaland without remembering to check if the band on him was captain or vice or you think I will bench Cherki who returned 10pts against Liverpool versus Ipswich if not for minutes management news by that bald fraud.

Cook story for you because you will beat me for missing captaincy haul or what? grin cheesy
StarchAndBanga:
If Haaland blanked and Joao Pedro hauled u would have been feeling urself

Just cos ur Joao Pedro captain punt didn’t work out as u hoped you’ve cooked this hot story for us

Jejely collect ur L with ur full chest grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2026/2027 by Calibrator: 5:47pm On Oct 17
Somehow left the captaincy on Joao Pedro from midweek and didn't remember to change it after getting team leak of Cherki being benched and Haaland in the starting lineup.

Village People 1 FC Hojuholape 0 cry

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2026/2027 by Calibrator: 7:02pm On Oct 13
Haaland is going to suffer his regular beginning of the season form breaking injury this mid-week.


You heard it here first. cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2026/2027 by Calibrator: 6:58pm On Oct 13
Rarre:
Who dash you second grin, you wey go soon enter below me
timbros:
What was that they say about empty barrel again?

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2026/2027 by Calibrator: 4:07pm On Oct 13
How do you want your GW7 L served?

Dirty or on the rocks? angry
timbros:
Second for which table? cheesy cheesy cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2026/2027 by Calibrator: 4:02pm On Oct 13
Weekly Update: Nairaland FA 2026/2027 GW6 table

Now playing: Ladipoe ft BNZN - Feelings cheesy grin

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2026/2027 by Calibrator: 9:20am On Oct 13
Guess who is going to second place on the table by noon? grin

Calibrator:
Press Release Of FC Hojuholape

Good day, ladies and gentlemen of the press. It has become imperative to address some concerns that have risen as a result of the not too optimal start to the season. It has been noted that a couple of news outlets have carried a rather alarming false report of the board of the club losing faith in the manager, Lieutenant-General Calibrator.

We will like to use this opportunity to reiterate our support in the ability of Lieutenant-General Calibrator in arresting the recent trend of consecutive losses and turn around the fortunes of the club on the pitch. He brought us here and we believe our hopes of winning the grand prize is best served with him at the helm.

We look forward to landing the holy grail at the season and thus, witness the promotion of our able manager to the rank of full General.
Thank you for your attention on this matter.


Regards,
FC Hojuholape.
Forward march, Victoria certa est!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2026/2027 by Calibrator: 8:46pm On Oct 12
He will be available for the weekend
bemeruca:
@raumdeuter, Ibime, do you guys know when Gakpo is coming back?

Make I know if I should replace him already.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2026/2027 by Calibrator: 11:10am On Oct 12
Happy married life in advance.

Here is to hoping your wedding date falls on GW14 so I can give you the perfect fpl wedding gift.

Make you check scores after reception and Madam go need ask you if everything is alright. cheesy grin cheesy
obainojazz:
Because I Dey plan wedding, I no come get una time small abi 🌝
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2026/2027 by Calibrator: 11:04am On Oct 12
I can't hear you from the bottom of the table grin
Emaprince:
Your mumu no too much?

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2026/2027 by Calibrator: 5:28am On Oct 12
19th is also relegation bound, no?
Ibime:
Not Emaprince

It's Obainojazz
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2026/2027 by Calibrator: 6:35pm On Oct 11
Can you all guess who will be in relegation places at the bottom of the table when this GW is concluded?


No bonus points for getting the answer correct because we all know the obvious fraud who has been masquerading as a competent FPL manager. grin cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2026/2027 by Calibrator: 4:04pm On Oct 11
If only I didn't sub in DCL for KDH few minutes to deadline cry embarassed
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2026/2027 by Calibrator: 7:56am On Oct 10
Another break on 9th of November
pamcode:
I need the games to start to get the fire ignited. That international break long mehn.

Na till next year like this abi
The psychological impact of the whole saga on the pitch should not be underestimated.
pamcode:
Hate watch? Unless their own fans and players would turn on them. They should be just fine.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2026/2027 by Calibrator: 7:32pm On Oct 09
I thought I have missed deadline again ni sha cheesy
TV/Movies › Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Calibrator: 6:12pm On Oct 08
I want in on whatever the creators of Mobland season two are sniffing. grin cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2026/2027 by Calibrator: 1:11pm On Oct 08
embarassed embarassed
iamoyindamola:
You can be the first
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2026/2027 by Calibrator: 11:34am On Oct 08
I sha hope you don't have people who seek your counsel before taking crucial life decisions. angry cry
iamoyindamola:
Delete this one and register a new one
Its just 5 GWs grin
Spuds still have hope of winning the league from 20 in the log
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2026/2027 by Calibrator: 10:31am On Oct 08
So I will be operating two separate accounts?


Or how does it work?
iamoyindamola:
Its open for you too
Clean start
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2026/2027 by Calibrator: 9:38am On Oct 08
Ease off Emaprince neck biko.
As you can see he is just getting back to full health status, don't stress him out.

It is ungentlemanly to kick a man when he is down, which is why I am happy for the opportunity to beat him black and blue when he must have fully recovered by GW11 grin angry
iamoyindamola:
We are officially back
Emaprince you no go like start afresh?
100% chips and everything
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2026/2027 by Calibrator: 8:46am On Oct 06
Time to bin all Manchester City assets, surely no one can perform optimally under the conditions of unprecedented hate watch they are going to be facing going forward.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2026/2027 by Calibrator: 4:50am On Oct 06
Sweet music to my ears cheesy
Emaprince:
Result says my organs are good.

No shaking. I thank God.

Cc
Ibime
Timbros

Everyone
TV/Movies › Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Calibrator: 10:40am On Oct 05
Lanterns episode 8

What exactly did the Guardians tell Guy about John's abilities that is making him avoid smoke with Stewart by all means. grin
TV/Movies › Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Calibrator: 6:41pm On Sep 28
Lanterns Episode 7.


One episode left and it won't be enough to wrap this up.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2026/2027 by Calibrator: 1:19pm On Sep 25
Co-ask
Ibime:
Emaprince, just checking all is well
TV/Movies › Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Calibrator: 8:47pm On Sep 24
Yes
gracias124:
are you guys talking about lioness special ops?
Politics › Re: Osun Becomes First State To Approve State Police Bill by Calibrator: 8:56am On Sep 23
Nairaland politics section...................................
TV/Movies › Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Calibrator: 10:20pm On Sep 22
He is definitely missing something because the original writer of the novel is the creator of the TV series so unless you think you know the concept of the plot more than the direct source, season two is a must see for any fan of the show.
oyaskii:
I read the source material and watched S1 back to back, and they both ended perfectly. They are forcing it now. You aren't missing anything if you skip S2.
Baddestguyp:
I haven't started Dark Matter season 2.

I was about to start it today, but after watching a recap of season 1, I'm not sure if the series is worth continuing right now...

There's really no intrigue left for me in the series.

Is anyone following season 2? Is it worth it?
TV/Movies › Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Calibrator: 7:23pm On Sep 21
How gullible is this Guy Gardner of a guy honestly?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2026/2027 by Calibrator: 5:03pm On Sep 21
You can petition FPL to give you the grace to use two chips on GW11 sef.

You still won't escape the beating I have in store for you! angry
Emaprince:
Whats a calibrator without the pts enhancement chips this season?

How do you want to lose against me? By TC or by BB?

Your choice!!!
Emaprince:
I used to date a girl named Blessing. A very voluptous mamacita.

I call her BB.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2026/2027 by Calibrator: 2:23pm On Sep 21
Lord Brutallion go think say I don forget his matter this season but I am a patient man. His lucky run of results will soon come to an end.


I will wait! tongue

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