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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2025/2026 by Calibrator: 10:28am On Mar 06
Weekly Update: Nairaland FA Cup and Bongo FA Cup tables after GW29

Resurgence begins next Gameweek!

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2025/2026 by Calibrator: 8:38am On Mar 05
Press Release: Hojuholape FC

Good morning ladies and gentlemen of the press.
We, the management of Hojuholape FC will try to keep this brief. It is with deep and profound reflection that we announce the departure of our now erstwhile manager because of the realisation that what brought us here is not sustainable to keep us here and announce the appointment of a more experienced serial winner as a manager to oversee the closing stages of the season.

We also hope we have done enough to keep the thread lively and fulfill the participation quota for continued participation in the FA Cup due to inevitable diminishing presence in discussions on the thread for the foreseeable future or at least till the end of May.

Lastly, the hoarding of chips is a strategic positioning with the shift of focus on the FA Cup with the League and overall rank being the opportunity cost of this particular strategy and may God save whoever is unfortunate to play us in GW36-38. We round this up by calling for calmer heads to prevail amongst our supporters and well wishers while advising our adversaries to be afraid... Be very afraid!

Thank you for your attention on this matter.
God bless!

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2025/2026 by Calibrator: 12:37pm On Mar 04
Pep should rest Guehi tonight jare... That bro deserves a rest embarassed
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2025/2026 by Calibrator: 11:21pm On Mar 03
Bournemouth 0 Brentford 0

Wolves 2 Liverpool 1...... embarassed

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2025/2026 by Calibrator: 6:08pm On Mar 03
If this man is your course rep during your uni days, just be prepared to carry the course over.

What do you have against facing people at full strength and always favouring hoarding of information? cheesy grin
Ibime:
Stop snitching
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2025/2026 by Calibrator: 9:02am On Mar 03
Tshabalala my G, you know I got much love for you but a man got to do what he got to do to make the playoffs. embarassed

TV/MoviesRe: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Calibrator: 8:58pm On Mar 02
A single season in an entire day in 2026?

With everything going on in the world right now and you stay glued, You the boss 🫡🫡
armadeo:
I watched the entire season 1 yesterday. I'm going to see how far I'll go. I'm sure I'll be done by weekend.
TV/MoviesRe: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Calibrator: 7:18pm On Mar 02
I need whatever the writers of The Night Agent S3 were on.


Top-tier stuff 👌
Foreign AffairsRe: Spain Bans U.S From Using It's Bases To Attack Iran (Video) by Calibrator: 7:12pm On Mar 02
Consequences of the 1947-1951 Marshall Plan
Mattswaggz:
Europe is really a US mini colony........so they've got a base in Spain too?. shocked .
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2025/2026 by Calibrator: 9:33am On Mar 02
iamoyindamola:
What am I seeing, our hitman is out of playoffs
That didn't take long at all, we will be back fc grin grin

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2025/2026 by Calibrator: 6:41am On Mar 02
Weekly Update: Nairaland FA Cup and Bongo FA Cup tables after GW28

"we are in the end game now"

EducationRe: Research Survey – Your Response Matters! by Calibrator: 11:06pm On Mar 01
Done.... Good luck with the project.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2025/2026 by Calibrator: 8:42pm On Mar 01
Yup I missed that.

raumdeuter:
He also gets Gabrial bonus

I think iykmora wins by 6points ot 7
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2025/2026 by Calibrator: 8:04pm On Mar 01
To whomever it may concern:
When this particular post was made, the quoted manager was in number 14th position......

It is my utmost pleasure to announce that by the special grace of God and in his divine infinite mercies which we mere mortals are not supposed to question nor query, the quoted manager is in the form of his life and now presently in the 16th position. grin cheesy
Emaprince:
The form I dey now, Anybody can get it.


NEXT !!!!

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2025/2026 by Calibrator: 7:58pm On Mar 01
Your maths is wrong though.

Your opp will get 51+ Wilson 10 + Pedro cap pts 2 + Gabriel bonus pts 3 + Fernandes 3 = 69pts

You will get 49 + Fernandes cap pts 16 + Raya 3 + Calvin 2 = 70 pts


You win 70-69
iykmora:
e be like say I go win this one o, 69 - 68. Bruno bonus point double is the game changer! Raumdeuter e be like say na favour o. shocked
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2025/2026 by Calibrator: 7:09pm On Mar 01
This man don pay Arteta to sub off my Rice embarassed cry

Good game, sha avoid me in GW36-38.
This is not a threat but a lifesaving warning 🤝🫵
Ibime:
When you get the assist from Rice but it's for my defender Timber to score
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2025/2026 by Calibrator: 5:57pm On Mar 01
From -15pts to -9

Wait for the Rice and Saliba combo.

They don't know what we planning cheesy
Calibrator:
Saliba '23 asst Rice, Rice 45' asst Saliba, Rice 77' asst Saliba


They don't know what we planning. cheesy grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2025/2026 by Calibrator: 2:36pm On Mar 01
tongue
StarchAndBanga:
This one pass delusion o

grin grin

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2025/2026 by Calibrator: 2:36pm On Mar 01
I thought you said you are going on a winning run or something because of your lucky win last GW.

When all is said and done this GW, one of us will still be in the playoffs positions while the other will be languishing somewhere between 14th and 16th position.


I will leave you to figure out who is who from the above scenario smiley
Emaprince:
Its over, my nigga.

Give it up.

Where you wan overturn the Ekitike haul?

Look at your two keepers.

I have more chances of overturning mine than you, and I am not making this your mouth.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2025/2026 by Calibrator: 2:32pm On Mar 01
Saliba '23 asst Rice, Rice 45' asst Saliba, Rice 77' asst Saliba


They don't know what we planning. cheesy grin

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2025/2026 by Calibrator: 9:53pm On Feb 28
13 pts... Where you see 15?


It is over when I say it is...


Tomorrow, be there seh! 🫵🤝🙄
Ibime:
15 points lead which you expect Rice to clawback from Mbuemo

I know you can do maths ninja

It's over, let it go
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2025/2026 by Calibrator: 9:35pm On Feb 28
A mere 13pts lead? 🙄😒

Arsenal vs Chelsea tomorrow, be there! 🤝🫵
Ibime:
I done recalibrate the loud mouth Calibrator once again. Clean sweep
TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Calibrator: 6:00am On Feb 28
The Bluff

Not bad... Not spectacular.

Just enjoyable.
TV/MoviesRe: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Calibrator: 8:34pm On Feb 26
FOMO got nothing on me.

Couldn't get past episode three or four
DieRich5:
Did you finish watching Pluribus to the end?

I dropped it after I saw they are doing it to 3 seasons, the series just be mini series
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Calibrator: 6:36pm On Feb 26
Walahi you are very lucky Sir, many people are in remand till date for less and na man you be I won't lie.

What you did require balls of steel and whatever length you go to get your pound of flesh, I can't fault you.

Qhalifah:
I know you mean well my chief.

I was just lucky, this could have been worse. I know what I went through. According to this your statement

Nobody in his position whether guilty or not, will willingly walk into the police station for this kind of stuff.

I could have just left my customer also to face it when he called me also
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Calibrator: 4:18pm On Feb 26
This is now a street matter, whether it will be resolved on Nairaland street or the other street, it is up to the buyer.

As far as the Nigerian Police Force is concerned, the culprit has been apprehended and has made reparations to the victim of the theft, did you read all what the buyer said he was made to buy to close the case?

Nothing concern me with the ethical aspect of the transaction, rule of thumb on the street is buying a secondhand phone carry the inherent risk of this kind of unsavoury situation.

Thank God the case is not more complicated than this and didn't involve capital crimes (kidnapping, murder etc) during the commission of the theft.


Let us discuss how the seller will get back the money he spent biko.
Mrsoft3:
For this nigeria? You watch too much movies bro.

A stolen case is a stolen case, until the culprit is being apprehended. As a business owner it is very important ypu own up and tell your side of the story to clear your name. If he said he referred to someone else they won't even charge him but to produce the person he did referral for( this is only going to happen when he has a lawyer and not just him going alone).

A stolen phone case is not something they close up, this buyer was just a victim of circumstance and he can make a huge case out of it. Dont come and play down this talk casually please
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Calibrator: 3:21pm On Feb 26
Pragmatism is not for everybody as you just proved with this emotional outburst of yours.

How will the buyer get compensated for his troubles closing the police case which he knows nothing about is the next course of action.



iamoyindamola:
Did you choose to ignore the part the other guy called him so that they can both clear their names in police station.
What pragmatic in selling stolen phone and you can't be there to defend it.
He blocked the guy and was changing numbers
If e reach your turn be pragmatic and stomach the whole fault as Voltron.
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Calibrator: 1:19pm On Feb 26
Let us be pragmatic.
Nobody in his position whether guilty or not, will willingly walk into the police station for this kind of stuff.
The buyer has already closed the case with the police, even if the seller goes to the station, he will be out in less than two hours depending on how fast he can come up with 50k bail or less because as far as the police are concerned, this is now a closed case since the buyer has already done the needful to compensate the victim of the theft.

What is left now should be how to compensate the buyer for the expenses incurred in the closure of the theft case.

Let's be pragmatic once again.
iamoyindamola:
This is mombo jumbo epistle here
Go to the police station to clear your name
Simple!!!
TV/MoviesRe: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Calibrator: 8:43am On Feb 26
That is why you don't jump on every new show bandwagon.
What I do nowadays is wait for the second season of premium shows to start airing to see if the reviews stay the same, then I join if they maintain status quo.

That is how you can avoid wasting your time with shows like Pluribus and co. wink
cColumbus:
So many TV shows nd movies to watch...damn!
Which year ah wan watch everything finish 🤔 😕
TV/MoviesRe: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Calibrator: 7:28pm On Feb 25
it is not normal... E no dey normal to do
pu7pl3:
We have already watched the S2 illegally on this side😂😭

RomanceRe: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Calibrator: 11:53am On Feb 25
This thread is still alive? shocked
TV/MoviesRe: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Calibrator: 8:40am On Feb 25
MAEKAR'S WEEK FROM HELL; THE WEEK THAT AGED MAEKAR TARGARYEN ONE LIFETIME...because when Targaryens go on a family vacation the gods sharpen their knives.

Day 1 – Arrives at Ashford Meadow for a 13-year-old girl’s birthday tournament to immediately find two sons missing.
Stress level: Mildly twitchy.

Day 2 – Rides all day to the next town searching for his missing sons, finds one, and discovers the other is lost.
Stress level: Apocalyptic with existential dread.

Day 3 – Returns to Ashford to discover the kid he left behind has absolutely nuked the tournament, bad vibes everywhere. Plot twist: the missing child he has been turning the road inside out searching for has been at Ashford the whole time, and squiring for none other than the same hedge knight his oldest son has accused of kidnapping and the other son beefing with.
He also has to fight seven men to the death in the morning.
Stress level: Beyond mortal comprehension.

Day 4 – Dawn at Ashford Meadow (Trial by Seven)
Baelor joins Ser Duncan’s side, and he has to fight his own brother too. Accidentally wounds his brother while saving his cruel son. Result: dead heir, gravely wounded son and a lifetime of guilt.
Stress level: His blood pressure backflips internally.

Day 5 – Attends Baelor funeral AKA “the roast,” amidst accusatory looks and whispers: “Did he mean to kill him?” Later he has to stop his son from offing his other son.
Stress level: Existential parenting meltdown detonates silently inside.

Day 6 – Aegon has run away, AGAIN! He has to return to his father’s court to explain how a birthday produces a dead heir, wounded princelings, injured Kingsguards, and a twice-runaway youngest son.
Stress level: Controlled devastation with suppressed screaming. By this time he is spiritually concussed.

Every time poor dude thinks the gods are done, they flip the page and say, “No, keep reading.” His week is basically: 'The Titanic hits an iceberg, then crashes into a train wreck which is on fire during an earthquake.'

#copied grin wink cheesy

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