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themonk:
Where is madam kemi from?

lol

TarOrfeek:
Buhari is a Custard... *Ba.

lol..is it Buhari's fault?

lalasticlala, seun,mynd44

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A young man dressed like the Legendary Michael Jackson,with Biafra logo pinned on his suit stormed the Onitsha market on Tuesday, pulling a large crowd as he performed before them.

He came with a compact disc of Michael Jackson's songs and asked one of the traders who was playing some music in his shop to slot in the Michael Jackson disc for him.

The man obliged his request and and increased the volume.

Michael Jackson's "Thriller" took over and the young dancer started doing what he knew how to do best and before you could say Jack Robinson, people gathered to watch this young man.

When I saw the kind of money this guy got from people who decided to support his talent,it became clear to me that you can make some money in this country by doing what you really know how to do without minding what people think,because some people were laughing at him,calling him jobless (though silently so he won't hear it.. because they were enjoying his moves).

Upon questioning from people, he said he hailed from ogu in Enugu.

He went to different other places in the market to showcase his talent,getting more money in the process




http://www.storiesmagic.com/2017/07/biafran-michael-jackson-storms-onitsha.html?m=1

philpwresh:
If Evans kidnap your twins you will start to complain

lol...Evans don suffer

lalasticlala,seun,mynd44

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Since giving birth to her twins, believed to be a boy and a girl, Beyonce and her newborn babies have been in this lavish Malibu hideaway to
keep away from prying eyes and also to give them time to rest and get used to their new life.



The luxurious mansion, which overlooks the Pacific Ocean, has extensive 6.3 acre grounds
and boasts of 14 bathrooms, 10 bedrooms, a 25ft infinity pool and it costs $400,000 a month
to rent.


It has a rose garden with more than 1,000 flower bushes, a landscaped desert area and a
tennis court complete with a viewing deck.


Beyonce is renting the La Villa Contenta until the end of August, that is for more than two
months, so do the math.
Beyonce moved in on Wednesday after leaving
the hospital following the birth of her twins via
cesarean section. It is reportedly another
reason why she rented the secluded location,
she wants a nice, quiet place to recuperate. Her
mother, Tina Knowles Lawson, was seen on
Sunday arriving at the luxurious house to visit
her grand babies. She arrived in a black Porshe SUV.


Neighbours at Beyonce's lavish hideaway include Halle Berry (she has a house that sits
directly on the sandy beach facing the Pacific),
Caitlyn Jenner, Barbra Streisand, Pamela Anderson and Julia Roberts. The La Villa
Contenta has been featured in a lot of movies
such as, in HBO's True Blood, in CW series Privileged, Funny People, and more.



http://www.storiesmagic.com/2017/06/too-much-moneysee-400000-month-mansion.html?m=1

Former aide to Goodluck Ebele Jonathan,Reno
Omokri took to his Twitter handle today to warn
side chicks to pray never to have daughters.
Reno said this because according to him, the
pains they(Side chicks) brought to other
women would be visited on their daughters and
kids.



http://www.storiesmagic.com/2017/06/pray-not-to-have-daughters-reno-omokri.html?m=1

Actor Enyinna Nwigwe,one of the finest actors in Nollywood on recent interview with Latasha Ngwube on Hot Topics disclosed that he's had messages from women he's never met
before telling him they are pregnant for him.



According to him, there are deluded people all over the internet.
"I have had messages of people who are pregnant, people that I have not met before, people I have not met before literally. There are people that are
deluded completely. I get messages like that. I know myself. I am not reckless. I
don't go foolhardy. We have crazy people now. Social media has worsened things"he said

Sanemind:
This is wat we call iberibeism

Love can make you engage in an even greater iberibeism and nzuzubility.

The Nigerian international has traced the footsteps of Hulk,Oscar,Ighalo and Mikel Obi as the latest player to sign for a Chinese Club.


Victor Anichebe completed a move from Relegated Sunderland to the second tier club,Beinjing Enterprises.

Goodluck to him.


http://www.storiesmagic.com/2017/06/nigerian-playervictor-anichebe-signs.html?m=1

Two days ago another set of 174 Nigerians living in Libya arrived home voluntarily.

On Wednesday June 21, 2017
the National Emergency
Management Agency,
alongside other Federal
Government agencies
received another batch of 174 Nigerians that voluntarily returned from Libya at the Murtala Muhammed International Airport, Lagos.


The returnees, who came
back aboard a chartered
Nouvelair aircraft with
registration number TS-INA,
are 34 males, 122 females, 10 children and 9 infants. Their return was facilitated by the International
Organisation for Migration
and the Nigerian Embassy in
Libya as they were received at the Hajj Camp area of the airport by officers of the
Nigerian Immigration Service, the National Agency for the Prohibition of Trafficking in
Person, and the Police. The Public Information
Officer, IOM, Ms. Julia Burpee,
explained that the
organisation had facilitated
the return of over 1,170
Nigerians from Libya since February 2017.


http://www.storiesmagic.com/2017/06/another-174-nigerians-voluntarily.html?m=1

ok

Seun,lalasticlala,mynd44

Mrs Efunroye Tinubu was the first nigerian woman to buy a car.


She was born in Abeokuta
in 1805 (211yrs ago). She was a wealthy slave trader and sold many slaves to the Europeans.

Since there was no
currency in Nigeria then, she exchanged about 500 slaves for
a car in 1834.

She leased the car out to the whitemen in
Lagos and never drove it for one day ( this gave Fela's mother Funmilayo Ransome Kuti the chance to become the
1st woman to drive a car about 100yrs later).

Efunroye married Oba Adele of Lagos in 1835 after the death of her husband.

Adele died in 1837 making her a widow for
the second time.

She installed Adele's son, Oluwole as the oba and married his chief security
officer.

Oluwole died and she
install her own son.

Efunroye died in 1887 at the age of 82yrs.

More photos>http://www.storiesmagic.com/2017/06/photo-of-first-nigerian-woman-to-buy.html?m=1

The National Agency for Food And Drug Administration and Control (NAFDAC), says
European Union (EU) rejected 24 exported food products from Nigeria in 2016 for failing to meet standards.



The NAFDAC spokesperson, Dr Abubakar Jimoh made the disclosure while speaking
with the Newsmen on Monday in Abuja.


According to Jimoh, the five major products are groundnut, palm oil, sesame seed and
beans that were illegally exported to the EU.

He noted that from the information made available to NAFDAC, groundnut was
rejected because it contained aflatoxin, which made the quality substandard.


“The exported palm oil did not scale through the EU’s test because it also
contained a coloring agent that was carcinogenic.


“Beans was banned by EU sometime ago but it was illegally exported to European countries.


“Beans was initially banned for one year, when EU was not satisfied with our exported beans in terms of quality assurance, it extended the
ban by another two years, which
expires next year.


“NAFDAC and other regulatory
agencies of the government are
working round the clock to ensure that when the ban is lifted, we can then begin to export more agricultural
products to EU,” Jimoh, who is also the NAFDAC Director Special Duties, said.


He said most of the products that were smuggled out were not certified by the
agency and the Nigeria Agricultural Quarantine Services at the ports.



http://www.storiesmagic.com/2017/06/eu-rejected-24-nigeria-exported.html?m=1

lalasticlala,seun,mynd44

ozy4christ:
Wow,nice but why is it that rich people do have few kids but poor people with many kids instead of vise versa

lol

I don't know oo

Seun,Lalasticlala

Beautiful portrait of BasketMouth and family.

His wife looks like Simi.

They are such a lovely family



http://www.storiesmagic.com/2017/06/adorable-photo-of-baskemouthwife-and.html?m=1

ShobayoEmma:
The only reason i can't compare myself with others is because we have different reasons, aims and priorities towards life.

good

Why do you always compare yourself with others?

If you find yourself exhibiting this character, below are reasons why you have to stop.



COMPARISON STEALS YOUR JOY


I’m sure you’ve heard this saying a million times, but it’s very important to reiterate it.
Comparing yourself to others only makes your life difficult and brings you misery and pain.
Instead, try using others as motivation to work
harder and do better.


COMPARING YOURSELF WITH OTHERS HINDERS YOUR PROGRESS


If you spend your days comparing yourself to
other people’s achievements, you’ll never get anything accomplished. You must invest all your energy into pursuing your own dreams and
goals. Don’t waste your precious time on those of others.


YOU CAN’T PHYSICALLY CHANGE YOURSELF

You are you. You’ll always be you. You’ll never
be anyone else. And although it might be hard to believe for some of us, this is actually a
good thing. To explain why, here’s my favorite quote from author Jen Sincero:
There will never be anyone exactly like you. You
were given special gifts and talents to share
with the world, and even though everybody has
special gifts and talents, nobody will use theirs
quite the same way you do.
– Jen Sincero


So start believing in the value of your uniqueness!


NO ONE HAS A PERFECT LIFE

Stop comparing yourself because no one has a
perfect life No one has a perfect life.
Although you might think that a lot of people
are leading an amazing life with no down sides,
know that this isn’t true. Every single person on
this Earth experiences problems and challenges
throughout their lives. No one is exempt from
this. Some people are just better at keeping it
together, at least on the outside. So next time
you compare yourself to your friend or neighbor,
remember that you probably do not know every detail about their life.


SOMEONE WILL ALWAYS BE BETTER

I know this last point might seem a little harsh,
but it’s the reality. So the sooner you accept it,
the happier you’ll be. I remember, when I was
younger, I would cry my eyes out every time my
best friend got a better grade than me. So to
soothe me, my dad would say, “There will always be someone better than you at one point
in your life.” At first, I didn’t really understand
where he was going with it and frankly, it left
me with even more pain. But as I grew older, I
realized he was right. At some point in your life,
someone will beat you to whatever it is you’re
after. You can’t always win at everything in life.
All you have to do is work hard and try your best, and whatever is meant to be will fall into
place for you at the right moment.



http://www.storiesmagic.com/2017/06/reasons-why-you-should-stop-comparing.html?m=1

I wonder if this guy can bear the shame when he finally returns to Nigeria....
I know why i am saying this;I know my fellow Nigerians.


I remember when an actress,i think Georgina Onuoha or Ebube Nwagbo said that most of things celebrities show off on social media are not theirs,that most of them actually go to bed hungry.......


Just like DJ Exclusive said,Nigerians don't care where your money is coming from.
Once they see you flossing...You be chairman ni.


'But they way this jet people take catch dis guy surprise me o. Technology'

freesinzu:
would get a bigger one for 50# in lag jorrrr
fake news

well, Lagos and Onitsha are two different places

A Nigerian Lady who said she is tired of this
country shared photos of the Fufu she bought
for 50 naira in Onitsha.


According to her, it cannot satisfy a 2 year old
child.

This is too bad.....

http://www.storiesmagic.com/2017/05/see-size-of-fufu-nigerian-lady-bought.html?m=1


cc:lalasticlala,mynd44

adorablepepple:
Bloggers will know when
They proposed and planned the wedding
When they had sex
Conceived
The Location of birth
Give birth
The healing of the vaginaa..
Then determine whether the mother is a baby mama or daddy is a baby daddy
Then finally plan their breakup

BLOGGERS!!!!

E dey pain you?

iceboy4752:
Lol. Pidgin Bible I wonder how the Songs of Songs will be.

chai..you sef