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zubby29:
dats cool,i dont blv tribe makes a guy bad.but my dear u dating a guy for 5yrs and u r cool abt dat . if u are happy with ur situation amd happy too

There is no situation here sweet ....we still wanna see if there is more fun to catch
Nd mind u,he is igbo...I know if it's my fellow yoruba...I will be pregnant with baby number 3 ...

Iykon1313:
Guys love sex alot but women enjoy it more than guys.

Not all women/ladies enjoy it o.....some still feel they r doing guys favor by accepting to have sexxx,those ones might not enjoy it/havnt gotten to the stage yet

Love Machine:
And na one match dey always spoil their bet tickets.

As in....u will hear them saying "if not do this stuupid chelsea...I should be counting my 4M
Na erryday one match dey spoil una ticket??

That her story ehn....get K-LEG

Why did she angrily leave the other time??
(1) she prolly has aborted like two or three times,nd she feared her past maybe is about to haunt her,so she jes gotta help herself out with the "rape" story (almost all gals has been raped either by armed robbers or exes, it's d normal lies ladies tell)
My fellow babes make una no vex...


(2) she might have a kid somewhere that she doesn't want anyone to know about (the "fresh page" thingie) and thought u suspected

(3) she might be underage (under 16)

(4) she might be raped tru tru o, but sha find out....cos some ladies lie can dry up the ocean

Am a yoruba babe to the bone....and currently dating an igbo guy....ita been 5yrs now...still happy together

Never dated a for more than a year , what do we call that


Themilanway can testify

LaurelP:
They say they want to be loved.
When you give them the love, they wont value it. Give them the attention they say they like, they will still look outside and break your heart to pieces.




What exactly do women want?

We r confused

Qualer:
soooo... how you take sabi the joint... talk true!!!

Just went there wif a very guy frnd for some inspiration




BTW, why have u been mentioning me??

prettythicksme:
i no dey oo

Biko,cover for me na

Ermm...@op, Biko the hair is too much fa, help reduce it jhorr


U frosh sha o,that background reminds me of a ganja joint around makoko

prettythicksme:
U fresh buh u need to shave ur armpits #ur armpits looks like sambisa forest#andyblaze 2015

There could be "okete" "alangba" "omonle" in there too o

Airforce1:
Wande's hair style no follow at all

But I like his shiny skin colour
Just like mine.

Lol

Just wait for some time....he is breeding it like that of flavour and his likes...tufiakwa

Tallesty1:



Nah only foood?


Nah serious matter over here, bae go dey kick legs together dey cry, smile, cum for guy wey dey on screen.


Later when I wan take my own she will say she's not in the mood.

Why must this guy put on that "straight face" look sef??
Baddo do u bad??

Blackchampion:
Alright! Let me get dis straight up!
I packed into dis house early November last year, shared a 3 bedroom flat with dis born again couple married for 4years but no kids. I'm a kindof of guy dat prefers privacy so much dat i can stay in doors 4 d whole day (thanks for d constant power supply) and i've med my neighbour and d wife understand dis.
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It all started d 1st time i had a female visitor, d look on d woman's face isn't friendly dat my friend even noticed it, but i told her to overlook it since am new here. But just dis Tuesday a female friend visited me, after bathing, we cuddled and was watching movies with d fancy lights on wen i felt some1 was watching us through a little hole on d door. My friend confirmed it too wen i stood up d person moved away and i feigned ignorance and continued wit d movie. Few mins later d person came again, dis time i rushed n opened d door, d Lady ran inside and jammed her door. Funny tin was dat her husband was in d bathroom waiting for her to join him. Then i went back n slides d curtain, she quickly came out and join d hubby in d bathroom.
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Now my problem is dis, Should i confront her or report her to d husband b4 it turns out to be another thing?
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Abeg 4get my grammatical errors as i no d speak plenty grammar as an Engineer wey i be. #Lol
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Lalasticlala

What ya fink?? She saw a single,free dude na, abeg allow her feed her eyes a Lil jare,lol *jes kiddin*

Set a trap,then u talk to her....guess she will voice out her mind to u if caught but don't involve the hubby, I beg on her behalf

PoeticJazco:
MTN be like "come and take the 1.4 trillion naira fine if you want it".

GLO be like "I make that in 2 weeks".

Airtel nko??

ydass:
Disrespect her, address her by her real name and ask for your money. Insist she gives you your money right there right there.

Or rather go to her house by 6am with a mat, tooth brush and tooth paste, pillow, sponge and few clothe. Insist you are not leaving until she gives you your money» when it's time for brakefast access the kitchen to fix something for yourself. Trust me she will pay you that day.

See advice .....u go fear fear

kullozone:
Hehe!!

So you nor know say your money don go since abi. Just let it go now because the more you try, the more it hurts... Just like a relationship where only one partner is in love.

What am i even saying sef

Hehehehehehehehehe

Rollar:
Spices
*waiting*

Qualer:
Babe how far? I know say your middle name after this holiday period na Dasuki!

Don't get u

Goahead:
lolz... I'm not a farmer bro.

But o ma n fa'gbo abi kanaku

Oghumu1:
Lol..Bae When there's money ur real skin start coming out. U eat good food, stay in a calm environment.
If u want the cream he's rubbing, come and collect itit

Thank u sir

Oghumu1:
He's a fresh dude. Money has cleaned him up not cream

Abeg #leavetrashforlawma#, u dudes can know how to defend for Africa

kelechiodo:
Guy, I hardly comment on romance section but this one touched me because I was once a victim. It is all in the mind. Remove your mind from sucking to Penetration and sticks to it no matter the temptation. You will overcome. Sucking is meant to put a lady in mood and should be light not to replace the main work. And stop sucking someone you are not married to. A friend once sucked half a litter of another man's semen from his girl's pus..sy

Fourwinds:
no.!!! I don't expect her to practise such on me..!!! never

If not that it's just 8days into the new year I shoulda asked u to sharrrraaaapppp!!!!!!

Am sure it's the first on ur list for ur gal to make use of ur "mic"

After em dudes be accusing babes of bleaching.....wha d'we call vis?? #coatofmanycolours#

Generalkorex:
KRKW-Ko Riwa Kon Wewe

hasyn04:
Mother fvcker

Oh....cool thanks

OP pls, MOFO nko??

xender:
this guq qo blow so

Haba that was harsh ya know?

cruzita:
maybe he finished urinating but didn't shake the stuff to remove the last drops before sticking it in.

Meaaaan babe....meannnnn

PLANETMARS:
sorry for quoting the full episode. Please sir repeat after me, AM a big olodo,am a big olodo say it 10 times and then bath naked in d market for 7 days. That's d only way to be free from the stupidity u displayed to that girl.
Next time u see her, tell her u r sorry for everytin u said and then tell her u want to say something real bothering u in ur hrt.
Tell her to come close and bring her ear then say this slowly from the bottom of ur hrt "THUNDER FIRE YOU!!!!"

Dude!!!!! U are meannnnnnnnn!!!!

Pidggin:
This sounds like a joke compared to what single sisters go through

Can u do us the honour and open a counter thread??

anochuko01:
that was how my mum came to my room two days ago o. asking ''do you have a fiancee yet? coz I saw this girl in the church...she's this and that....your kids would be like oyinbo''

like say I send her message
when I'm not even up to 25 yet!!!

Hahahahahahahaha ur mum is one funny woman