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LiteratureRe: ...Puns to get your brain juices flowing........(photos) by CallmeKola(m): 5:17pm On Mar 21, 2016
darkenedrebel:
...even a toddler can hurtle his way out of this one...
Toothless!!!!!
LiteratureRe: ...Puns to get your brain juices flowing........(photos) by CallmeKola(m): 5:16pm On Mar 21, 2016
darkenedrebel:
...Yuppie...
...Michael Jackson was holding a jello = Michael and jello(homophonic to Michael Angelo)...
I'm on fire!!! angry
LiteratureRe: ...Puns to get your brain juices flowing........(photos) by CallmeKola(m): 5:15pm On Mar 21, 2016
HaneefahRN:
Moscow
Yh!!!! Nice.
LiteratureRe: ...Puns to get your brain juices flowing........(photos) by CallmeKola(m): 5:10pm On Mar 21, 2016
darkenedrebel:
haha....wrong! ..



...almost correct...
Michael An-jello?
LiteratureRe: ...Puns to get your brain juices flowing........(photos) by CallmeKola(m): 5:05pm On Mar 21, 2016
darkenedrebel:
...errrr?....
Starbucks!!!
Flipping Epic.
LiteratureRe: ...Puns to get your brain juices flowing........(photos) by CallmeKola(m): 5:01pm On Mar 21, 2016
darkenedrebel:
...your entire speech is garbage, as a matter of fact, the purpose of this gathering is ___________


....solve this using the pic below....
Pointless!
Lmao.
PhonesRe: which do you use most ? See by CallmeKola(m): 10:44am On Feb 29, 2016
greenhulk:
Androids are like Toyota hilux while iphones are like Ferrari. There is no where a Ferrari will go that a hilix cannot go ( it might get there slower but it will definitely get there). But there are places a hilux can go that a ferrari cannot go. Try driving s Ferrari on a typical Nigerians Street and see if it won't get stuck. Or try driving a Ferrari on the beach, in a swamp, in the desert or in sambisa Forest or to climb a hill.

But does that mean the hilux is a better car than the Ferrari? NO.
I was with you up until your last statement. Reason being it's a relatively subjective matter. Personally, I consider an android better than the iPhone in almost all ramifications. I don't see anything particularly enticing about the iPhone. Life is too short to be cornered with restrictions. I want to be free; to do any and everything I want. I need something I can mess around with. It's all about functionality. Fvck prestige. smiley
CelebritiesRe: Check Out Lovely Pictures Of Olamide, Davido, Wizkid, Ice Prince And Their Kids by CallmeKola(m): 9:06am On Feb 19, 2016
zicoraads:
This is what the world has been reduced to. These kids will grow up and come to the realization of why Mummy and Daddy are not married but somehow, I was brought to the world. How on earth then will they be upright and responsible? Whose steps will they follow? embarassed sad
What is wrong with you?
Jesus! huh
FamilyRe: Men Are Not Supposed To Be In The Kitchen. by CallmeKola(m): 6:25pm On Feb 18, 2016
Primitivity.
PhonesRe: Apple Users, Don't Try This At Home! by CallmeKola(m): 4:51am On Feb 17, 2016
'Brick' is supposed to be an android terminology.
EducationRe: Thread For Pun Lovers.. Come In Please by CallmeKola(m): 10:47pm On Feb 14, 2016
8, 9, 10
Really felt these ones.
On point.
PhonesRe: Reasons Why You Need To Change That Your Phone Right Now ! by CallmeKola(m): 10:49pm On Feb 13, 2016
Electronzeez:
When your phone takes one minute to open a nairaland page .

When the only means of receiving or sending file to and from your phone is bluetooth or infra red only .

When your android phone is still using normal sim card .

When you use a removable battery phone (not applicable to Samsung s5, note 2 etc...


And.......
Baba, try again. The last two points are not valid.
CelebritiesRe: Dj Jimmy Jatt And Wizkid (photo) by CallmeKola(m): 6:24pm On Jan 20, 2016
ayobase:
Jimmy casting a spell on Wizkid to run mad......and he don dey madt already.


When someone is said to be running after a beat, then wahala dey.....even person we believe sey he is running after a beat needs brain evaluation.
Lmao.
PhonesRe: New Study Shines Light On One Of The Iphone’s Biggest Advantages Over Android by CallmeKola(m): 3:19pm On Jan 16, 2016
#Fandroid
Ride or Die!
FashionRe: Photo: Ladies Check Out Styles That Inspires. by CallmeKola(m): 3:20am On Jan 16, 2016
My friend's sister in purple.
EntertainmentRe: Why Olamide And Don Jazzy Should Shut Up And Never Claim Street.. by CallmeKola(m): 5:42pm On Jan 12, 2016
Gbadegesin19:
See how confusion is laughing at you.
To most African Americans, the word ‘nigger’ is a victim of a prejudiced person who is economically, politically or socially disenfranchised. While on the other hand the word “nigga” is a phrase black people use with each other to define a real cool homeboy or homegirl. It’s the latter of the two definitions that the African American community has allowed to evolve overthe years into a term of endearment.
*dubbed*
TV/MoviesRe: The Shannara Chronicles by CallmeKola(m): 4:35pm On Jan 10, 2016
I don't see anything exceptionally 'dope' about it. It's just okay.
And Amberli looks like number 1. grin angry
EntertainmentRe: Why Olamide And Don Jazzy Should Shut Up And Never Claim Street.. by CallmeKola(m): 4:38pm On Jan 08, 2016
Boss13:
Please people should stop calling themselves nigga. It is a derogatory word for slaves
'Nigga' different from 'Nigger'
PhonesRe: Top 5 Features Every 2016 Smartphone Must Have! Must Read! by CallmeKola(m): 10:07am On Jan 07, 2016
1. USB OTG
2. IR BLASTERS
3. GESTURES. LOTS OF THEM.
4. LED NOTIFICATION
5. DUST AND WATER RESISTANCE
CelebritiesRe: Olamide Slams Don Jazzy On Twitter : Calls Him Dumb and A Fake Ass + Videos by CallmeKola(m): 5:29am On Jan 02, 2016
Ride or Die! angry tongue
#YBNL
FamilyRe: Can You Accept A Mother Who Abandoned You When You Were Just A Child Back by CallmeKola(m): 7:34am On Dec 29, 2015
All these ones saying forgive don't know the pain and anguish! embarassed
CelebritiesRe: Peter Okoye Come Get Your Wife!!! Wth by CallmeKola(m): 9:02am On Dec 21, 2015
*sigh*
People can be very sttupid!
FamilyRe: My Family Friends Use Their Step Mother As Their Profile Picture On Facebook by CallmeKola(m): 8:23am On Dec 15, 2015
RickRichards:
You sound pissed. That's very good. You call me fool? Well, you're a tool, and a fool: 'Cos you're not in charge of your emotions, I am.
Lmao. Baba, I duff my hat! grin
PhonesRe: Meet The Infinix Note2 Look Alike by CallmeKola(m): 9:40am On Dec 10, 2015
3000mah.
Foreign AffairsRe: Donald Trump Disqualified Himself From The Presidency And He Has Fake Hair Pics* by CallmeKola(m): 9:34am On Dec 10, 2015
freshvine:
This is the new American president that'll dedicate America back to God.
I do really hope this is sarcasm. [right][/right]

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