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Wake up bro! Tis day break!

I want 2 book space but don't knw aw to go abt it! Am new to the trend can sum1 help pls?

At the beginning of the year, a lot of us made various resolutions to do/not to do certain things during the year!

Have you broken yours yet or have you being faithful, share n' let the house know if yours was jus meant for the first week of January!

Romanciella:
Awwwww tankiu

U flabbergasted or flaggabasted?

1. Estarkeys #seen

2. Romanciella

3. Beamborla

4. Dats all

Elzends:

Galaxy s4 for 15k?just negodi
Galaxy s4 for 15k?just negodi

Calm down na Otuoke-used!

ShakurM:
Hey, u are fine o

Show me a guy hu reads dis post without subsequently viewing her d.p and I 'll show u a prostitute hu iz a virgin!

Did you think your WhatsApp msgs are safe?
Pls check this link http://www.getwhatsappmessages.com and u can see all the msgs till date! Its sooo shocking our chats are being backed up on this site...
Put anyones number in the site and read all their messages. That means there is NO PRIVACY in WhatsApp - http://www.getwhatsappmessages.com/.
PS: be careful whose msgs u check to avoid been heartbroken

Obviously a man hu has spent over 50 yrs in oblivion! He simply wants to be noticed n' its working!

Build in ur village first n' all d village witches n' wizards calls a supreme conference for ur sake!
#City things! Meanwhile.......



























Dis land iz 4 sale! Lets get started!

Did anyone notice this?
# NigeriaDecides
GMB won elections with total votes of
(15,424,921)
While GEJ lost with total votes of
(12,853,162)
Now see the Hand of GOD in this:
(1 5 4 2 4 9 2 1)= 28
(1 2 8 5 3 1 6 2)= 28
Can anyone define this?
And elections were held on March 28

@op Are u telling us u are nt d guy in question?
Y una too dey lie like this?

Beamborla:
This is fun!

Ohhhh How do I get a "thumbs up" emoticon on Nairaland now?

Nneka123:
useless thread!

Weak People Reply
Strong People Forgive
INTELLIGENT PEOPLE IGNORE!
Guess am gonna do d latest to an Attention seeker!

mirexxx:
hiohiohiohiohiohiohiohio




u expecting a reply??
Lol i was kidding lil boy! goodnyt

Someone jus called u a bi.tch, said thats aw u behave! And advised dat I ignore u, I guess dats wat am gonna do.
As I said earlier, grow up n' get a life okay? U wud b of much value 2 d world someday!

mirexxx:
you should mind your business and not quote me unnecessarily

Seen! Get a life okay?

mirexxx:
And u created a thread!

Meaning?

1. THE MODERATORS: These are actually bouncers! Sum are coded but others behave like Asari Dokubo. Disobey any of their rules n' u will be shown d black card!

2. THE PASTORS: Makeshift bouncers u may call them buh unlike the moderators, they don't have the power to issue black cards! Rather suppose 8 demons led u to d Romance section to search 4 nudes, N' then 14 more catapults U to d sexuality section, THEY GO MAKE SURE THEY PUT SAND FOR UR GARRI! Aswell as ensure u log out a Saint!

3. THE WOOERs: Ordinarily these dudes may nt stand a gal in reality buh tlk of making a fuss of every lady dat posts anything n' instantly checking her d.p, then u are in the ryt place! Thanks to MTN who makes sure they comfortably woo ladies in d comfort of their rooms n Phones by giving them 10MB for every #100 recharge!

4. THE SELF-SERVICERS: All romancelanders hu visit the sexuality section belong to this category! Show me a regular visitor of the sexuality section who doesn't self-service n' I will show a prostitute who is a virgin!

5. THE AJIBOTAs: Mainly the ladies. Dem dey always form lyk say dem no dey shit or even mess! I always took them as well educated peepz goin by their English Diction and composure until I saw one write "I can't give my boyfriend my slippers n' use my naked foot and go home, pomp and play".

6. THE IMPERSONATORs: They impregnant a girl and tells us "My cousin impregnated this girl...... They straf a housemaid and tells us "There is this my good friend that slept wit a housemaid....... They 're faced wit various problems and they tell us "Pls ur advice is needed, my younger brother......... HABA Y una too dey lie like this?

7. THE e-VIRGINs: Since they signed up for Nairaland in 1856 they were virgins! Evn till this 2015 they still tell us they are virgins. Kiloshele! Una neva marry? Abi una b wood? Ahdonbilivit!

8. THE PARTY FREAKs: Obama sneezes, they call for an online party to honour the sneeze. Maheeda visits a monastry and they tell u to get ur own couple ready for the e-party tonight! Obviously this is a symptom of Boredom!

9. THE S.A.N: Ndi Smokers Association of Nairaland kwenu!!! Put up a post abt depression n' they suggest Marijuana to u! Tell them u 'r heart broken n they offer u a free sip of orijin! Its all abt WEEDING!

10. THE SPACE-BOOKERs: I am an honourable member of dis prestigious Association! We book spaces in irresponsible posts only 2 comment later after d second coming of Jesus christ! So for ur Space-bookings, Land acquisitions n Sales et cetera contact our Presido @ Elzends!

My major weakness is dat I always fail to understand that I have no weakness!

Blackett:
[color=#150000]I have no problems with her at all.

She calls me all the time, doesn't get jealous, is always smiling even when I offend her, doesn't call to ask me why I haven't called her since morning, doesn't ask for money, doesn't fvcking get angry, I hate drama and she avoids drama like a plague, doesn't come to my house uninvited, I use other girls as dp and wallpaper, she doesn't ask any thing about them.

We were also driving the other day, and she was sitting in front, beside me and I saw one of my numerous female friends and stopped to pick her, my girlfriend went to the back seat all smiling. . . I look at various yanshes while with her, she catches me and chuckles. And then when I'm not looking and she sights a fine yansh girl, she nudges me to show me the yansh. . .

Phew. What a girl. [/color]

She must be 4rm Trinidad and Tobago

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Space booked!
Will come bak n Put the words!

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No b dat man wey dem deliver from an evil spirit?







I still comment my reserve!

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She z more likely to find a responsible suitor like this!

This is obviously a display of Archaic n' old-fashioned Politics! I wud appreciate if Asari gets rid of all these tribal, ethnic n' whatever Politics stored somewhere in his cerebrum! Jonathan performed poorly during his admin n' nearly led this country to it's waterloo! He simply cudn't deliver! Another has to take ovr that seat! Am not implying that Buhari is any better or more efficient, No. Lets jus keep our fingers crossed n' see what he has to offer, after which he can now be assessed!

PROUDLY IGBO!

Let my children, grandchildren n' great-grandchildren know dat I waz here on 1/04/2015, @12:37 pm!

6 months of ASUU strike,
11 months of Polytechnic strike,
200 girls kidnapped,
Over 40,000 citizens killed by boko haram,
50,000 more displaced from their homes,
Dollar equivalent to Naira rose to over 240 NGN,
Unemployment Index rapidly rose and so many more calamities!

Only APC can CHANGE this!

Sai Buhari!!